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2009

06

Jan

Meagan Good’s Covering Her Nipples of the Day

Meagan Good’s ripping off Rihanna in some borderline dominatrix shit, a look that makes me want to get on all fours, pull my pants down and wait anxiously for red hot metal object insertion. By the looks of it, she’s showing off her Kimbo Slice arms and using them as a make-shift bra to support her big tits, but I think she’s just a prude who is a lot more clever than the average celebrity and realizes that black shirts, no bras and a flash bulb invite the world into her big African titties and she’s making sure that doesn’t happen.

To be a famous black girl, you’d have to be pulling some miracle to get to this level of fame, so I don’t know why she’s trying to hide the fabric that is her, I guess the next step is skin bleaching treatments and a membership at her local tennis club because she’s a self hater who doesn’t embrace her roots and that break my heart.

Posted in:Ass|Meagan Good|Spandex|Tits

2009

06

Jan

Kristin Cavallari’s Cameltoe for her 22nd 80s Party of the Day

I have said it before and I will say it again. I love the idea of leotards. It is the one piece of clothing that grabs pussy, tits and ass at the same fucking time and that’s just something I don’t have the skill to do because I only have 2 hands. Sure, I could always throw in my feet, but I’m just not that flexible and sure, one-piece bathing suits and a few other clothes do the same fucking thing, but they just make me think of my fat wife at the waterpark or laying in the park like a pile of fucking shit that she is and this cotton shit reminds me of dance class, or the month I spent in an aerobics class back in the late 80s when I was running low on jerk off material and tired of fucking girls in bars.

I find the whole 80s party pretty fucking played out, I mean she could have come up with a better theme, like maybe famous for being the idiot who turned down a high paying job on the hugely successful spinoff of the show that made her relevant, but then everyone would just dress like her and there’s no fun in that.

Either way, here is her leotard huggin her cunt because it doesn’t judge her for the mistakes she’s made in her career like everyone else who hugs her.

Posted in:80s|Birthday|Cameltoe|Kristen Cavallari|Leotard

2009

06

Jan

Amy Winehouse Has a Jock Boyfriend of the Day

Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend and it’s not her drug dealer. It’s some dude who plays rugby and who is an aspiring actor. I am sure his personal gain and getting his name out into the spotlight like he was DJ AM and she was Nicole Richie had nothing to do with lowering himself to have sex with a fucking corpse and embarrass himself enough to admit to the world that he’s into her….

I guess the only other explanation would be that he is like this Guido I know who loves alternative chicks, you know tattooed and pierced and dressed in fucking latex like a fucking lesbian goth because they aren’t like any girls he knows and has already fucked and because it pisses off his tradition Italian parents at family functions.

Or maybe he’s with Winehouse because jocks are usually gay, love showering and being naked with other men, but are too macho to accept that shit, so they either gang rape drunk cheerleaders, beat up their girlfriend or go for a repulsive chick no straight guy would ever lower themselves into, unless that straight guy is me and has no standards, self respect or fear of Aids, and he loves that her pussy smells like dirty man asshole in the locker room after a rough game, it is just fucking bonus.

Either way, he’s in it for the wrong reasons, not that fucking Winehouse could ever be for the right reasons and here are the pics of the happy couple together….

It Turns Out the Winehouse is Pretty Athletic….the Lung Disease Won’t Keep Her Down…Bitch is Built Like a Fucking Cockroach. Maybe that’s strength is all part of her appeal….

Here are some random other pics from the other day, with nipple.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

06

Jan

Never Too Late For This Billie Piper Huge Nipple Shit of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this shit, actually I do, because it is fucking gross and because I have no idea who the fuck Billie Piper is, but look at that fucking nipple. If I was a chick, that would be enough evidence to opt for the abortion, I mean along with everything else that comes with pregnancy, like annoying kids who rob you of your money and your life. I guess the fun that lies ahead for Billie Piper is seeing how fat he gets considering he’s being fed out of a fucking garden hose. Seriously, if those nipples were any bigger, they’d be slowly creeping up her fucking neck and is far less sexy than all the times I’ve watched these new age mom’s in coffee shops and bus shelters feed their little parasites, but I guess the reason for those boners was the whole idea of being a peeping pervert. Either way, here are those pics, even though you’ve probably seen them, but I figure with nipples that big, you’d need a couple of days to see the whole thing, kinda like traveling China.

Posted in:Billie Piper|Breast Feeding|Huge Nipples

2009

06

Jan

Bar Refaeli is in Cabo of the Day

So as Bar Refaeli’s home is getting blown the fuck up and Israel and kills Arabs and Arabs try to bomb them back, Bar Refaeli was busy worrying about her family and friends by bringing out her own guns on the fuckin’ beach (yes, that’s the kind of comedy this site has come to) and she vowed to do at least one shot per life lost back home as long as shit doesn’t interfere with her tanning time.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bikini

2009

06

Jan

Shenae Grimes is a Fucking Idiot of the Day

People want to fuck Shenae Grimes, and now they may have hope because it turns out she’s a fucking idiot and everyone knows idiot girls are usually the easiest to bed. The paparazzi ask Shenae Grimes about John Travolta’s son’s death and she says “it’s amazing”, but have a feeling she means “it’s a shock” and not “amazing” like when her boyfriend pulls off a hard skateboard trick or some shit, and when they say the possibility that Scientology prevented him from getting the right treatment, she said “You guys are very political” tonight. Now I don’t know English that well, but I think she meant controversial and I guess it’s just another example of the inadequacy of tutors on TV sets robbing the kids of the high school experience by doing their tests for them, leaving them about as smart as a fucking eighth grade drop out, which works well in trying to exploit them and milk them for as much money as you can. I guess what it comes down to is that I’d expect this out of an American, I’ve seen Jay Walking on Jay Leno, but a Canadian making these kinds of mistakes is just embarrassing.

Posted in:Idiot|Shenae Grimes

2009

06

Jan

Jenny McCarthy’s Hot Body in a Bikini with her Brother of the Day

I always wanted to punch Jenny McCarthy in the face, which may not be saying much since I want to punch most women in the face, I think it’s one of those wanting to do what you’re not allowed to do, you know the same reason your 15 year old daughter is rippin’ lines and sucking two dicks at a time while skipping school, only a lot more angry. The reason I wanted to punch her in the face wasn’t just because she had fake tits and a pussy, but because she was fucking annoying. I’d see her yelling aggressively at me on TV back in the 90s used to piss me off in a big way and I’d want to shove that big horse head in the motherfucking trough and hold her under the water until I felt her stop resisting, knowing that enough oxygen was deprived from her brain to leave her in the corner playing with rocks and drooling, calm and not bouncing off the walls screaming at me, like her autistic son, but her body is pretty fucking spectacular considering all she’s been through and how old she is, so seeing her in some bikini pictures works for me since her screechy annoying yelps can’t be heard, but the real thing that makes these pictures hot is that this couple look like fraternal twins and everyone loves seeing or thinking about twins fucking, it’s next masturbation we can envy since we’ve exhausted every masturbation method possible to keep things fresh and don’t have a twin to feel like we’re fucking ourselves.

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Body|Hot|Jenny McCarthy|Tight

2009

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The site keeps going down, I can only assume it has to do with Scientology coming to get me because I may have implied that they are responsible for Travolta’s kid’s death, or maybe it’s just some crazed Saturday Night Fever fan (I am sure they exist and know computers better than they know most things) who can’t handle what I write, but I do know it all started after that Travolta post and can only assume it’s related. Speaking of related, my stepdaugther’s cousin emailed me to tell me she just turned 18 and now can take nude pics of herself for me, when I asked her for the goods she pretty much laughed in my face over the computer, called me a pervert and logged off and it’s girls like that who are the real fucking whores, the ones who actually get naked are angels sent from heaven. The truth is she wasn’t actually my stepdaughter’s cousin, but it was my segue (scooter).

Here are my links for today…I did it…I posted links on time. Motherfuckers, I’m back.

here Bitches on Rock of Love are Just Too Fucking Much
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Rachel Stevens Gets Her Lingerie On in FHM
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Close Ups of the Biggest Tits in the World!
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Hef’s New Twins Do What They Do Best
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Design Your Own Sneakers!
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So THAT’S What They Do with Our Mail!
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Lizzie Says Farewell to Christmas
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Chyler Leigh Makes Grey’s Anatomy Worth Watching
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Salt Water Taffy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because Yes, Fucking Dudes Makes You a Fag
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Kim Kardashian Takes it in the Ass
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Amy Winehouse Tit Slip Will Make You Want to Puke
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Some Bikini Shots of One of the Bitches From The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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More From the Gorgeous Tuny Chicken Machine Show
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Fergie Needs to Stop Worrying About Her Body and Start Worrying About Her Face
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Can Jessica Simpson Just Do Me a Favor and Fall Off the Face of the Earth?
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Britney’s Twitter Got Hacked
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Elmo is Creepy
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Luna Works It For the Cam
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Cat Fight Mops the Floor
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Record Breaking NYE Jump
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Adriana Sage Has The Ultimate Climax
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Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Plant
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Who Needs Food?
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Because I Know You’re Back to Work Today, and You Need Some Excitement In Your Life
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Copier Gross Out
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Because Your Porn Collection Can Never Be Too Big
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Samantha Ronson Channels Her Inner Freddy Kruger
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Because You Should Start the New Year Off Right. By Getting Laid
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Tara Reid is Still in Rehab
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Scarlett Johansson’s Esquire Photo Throwback
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Day at the Beach
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Katie Holmes Gets More Fucking Haggard By the Day
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Danni Wells is Naked
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Porn Site Strip Club
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Shay Laren Likes Polka Dots
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Turn a Juice Box into a Camera
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Zhang Ziyi, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger, Is Looking Good in a Bikini
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Lycra Triangles Cover Titties
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Katie Holmes Spent – Wait for It – $14 Million Dollars in Six Months
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Hula Hoop Fun
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Mother Daughter Sex Prank
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl and Her Really Big Tits
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A Collection of a Girl, Her Underwear Collection and a Mirror
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An Asian Titty Lick
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Black Girl and Her Box
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Some Ethnic Girl Posing
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This Shooter Girls’ Got Tits….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Jan

Women Have Orgasms During Childbirth of the Day

So there’s a report that women have orgasms when giving birth, at least they interviewed some weird hippie chick who is obviously a modern dancer and the kind of girl who probably has orgasms walking or crossing her legs, because she’s so in tune with her body or something equally obnoxious that only girls with hairy bushes really understand while giving natural water birth, who claims she came giving birth, and there are a bunch of crazy bitches who agree that the passing of a watermelon through their cunts is pleasurable and the whole thing is kinda funny considering that orgasmic moment for the mom may be the last one, because for the rest of their marriage, their husbands’ orgasms will happen thinking about their wife before the day when the vagina they married was a little less mangled or most likely thinking of hotter, younger girls they can’t have. Good Times.

Posted in:Birth|Orgasms|women|Zoe Kravitz|Zoey Zane|Zoo Weekly

2009

05

Jan

Shauna Sand is Emotional of the Day

Shauna Sand brought her big tits and plastic face out to some event and the paparazzi asked her how she felt about John Travolta’s son and she said she cried all day. I call lie on that shit because I know for a fact that her tear ducts were removed during an eye lift and she’s so jacked up on botox the only thing she’s still able to do is suck dick and that’s only because she made sure to work around her self-induced disability to do the only thing she ever really knew how to do. Either way, it’s always fun to see her in action because the idea that people care enough about her to even bother talking to her is pretty much the biggest joke about all this.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits