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2009

Jan

Miley Cyrus in Some Ripped Pantyhose of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is really taking this teenage slut thing seriously. Here she is wearing a pair of pantyhose you’d expect to find on a dead hooker found in an alley in the seedy part of town after she was raped and killed, or even in a field an hour out of town for the more nature loving whore killers. Or maybe even something you’d see on a crackwhore who is on day 5 of a serious bender that’s left her curled up in the corner of a charge by the hour motel room, unshowered, in the same clothes she came in on, crying in the corner alone, but it’s definitely not something you’d expect a 15 year old to be wearing as if to advertise how her 21 year old ravages her so aggressively because the passion is so high that she can’t keep a pair of pantyhose for more than a couple hours before the crotch is ripped out and his fingers are scratching a record like he was Sam Ronson on her box, but I am probably jumping to conclusions, she probably got them at Hot Topic and they are probably part of the Perez Hilton clothing collection and her older fame hunting boyfriend is gay and just with her for the publicity knowing that she’ll never try to bang him since she’s a good little Christian who is totally sexually satisfied thanks to the execs at Disney. Sure, talking about a 15 year old sexually is considered wrong, maybe even illegal in the US, but I like to look at it as a practice that created your great culture…without pregnant 15 year olds in the 1600s, none of you white folk would be eating your McDonald’s or drinking your Coca Cola today, so hating on me for talking about a 15 year old having sex is like a black person hating on slavery, that shit just doesn’t happen….oh wait…maybe I’m wrong about that….but what I am not wrong about is that when I was 15 I was fucking and I’m sure you were too, and if you weren’t you would have been, if you found a girl retarded enough to let you, I’m talking Down’s Syndrome retarded not bad judgement retarded, because those in helmets usually have low standards. I think that’s enough of this post.

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2009

Jan

Zhang Ziyi is Topless and Molested at the Beach of the Day

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Her name is Zhang Ziyi and I don’t know who she is, but by her name, I think it’s safe to say she’s not white. She is however a whore, and here she is topless and letting some dude molest her ass like he was her English Teacher and she was eager to please because he came from the promised land of opportunity and she would be willing to do anything to get there, and he had no problem paying her 5 dollars a week to be his full time hired girlfriend and do all the things regular girlfriends are supposed to do but don’t, like sex on demand, cleaning and laundry and anal.

To See the Rest of the Pictures You Gotta Click This Link…Cuz I Don’t Want to Get Sued….
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2009

Jan

Kate Moss Tit Slip in Thailand of the Day

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For the longest time I was a fan of Kate Moss. I didn’t find her to be the hottest bitch out there but something about her turned me on. Maybe it was because she didn’t shower, didn’t give a fuck and was always high or drunk, maybe it was because she wasn’t fat, had lots of money and looked like she liked to fuck even if her vagina was dirtier than a janitor’s mop bucket at an pre-school that just had to deal with a gastro-intestinal outbreak that left shit and puke on the walls, I was down. But it’s a couple of years later, time has done it’s job, and I’m over it, but I’ll still post her little floppy tit any chance I can get….

Speaking of being over it, it looks like she’s not over Pete Doherty, because here’s a picture of Kate Moss trying to scratch him off her, but seems like no matter how hard she scratches, or how deep those nails go, the itch just never goes away…

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2009

Jan

Kelly Brook is Soft in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s out in a bikini and not that many other celebrities are, so I have no choice but to post her shit and I mean shit because there’s nothing I hate more than a sloppy soft lookin’ bitch. I don’t believe in the whole doughy body represents femininity, we don’t live in the late 1800s, where doughy meant she wasn’t a malnourished dying poor person who just ate her last potato, the kind of girl who wouldn’t die having your babies due to weakness, and big floppy tits aren’t enough to make me appreciate the shit, because with big tits comes big everything else and I am talking about her labia.

It seems like the world isn’t running out of doughy bitches, so those of you who like them should be happy. Just the other day I was waiting in line at a food court counter and this bitch cut the line in front of me because she claimed to be hypoglycemic and needed to eat before passing out, and proceeded to order a full sized pizza and a sugar-cured ham sandwich with extra mayo and no tomatoes or lettuce to get in the way of getting fatter. Not that has anything to do with Kelly Brook or her high waisted bikini bottoms designed to hide her gunt/muff gut/ ponch or whatever the fuck you call the bubble above the cunt or the fat in the upper pussy area.

Posted in:Bikini|Chubby|Kelly Brook|Soft

2009

Jan

Annalynne McCord is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

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Annalynne McCord’s a lesbian, at least that’s what people are saying and I don’t really care how she gets off, because she’s relatively unknown and she’s definitely not relevant enough for me to bother with, but when I saw these bikini pictures of her skinny little body, I had no choice but to post them because they inspired me. The reason they inspired me is pretty simple, I knew exactly how I’d role play with her if I was fucking her and it’d be to play Epidemic.

You know how they say the Aids virus started in Africa and was a primate disease. They say that some how it got to people, whether it was from eating their meat or fucking them, sure it’s just s hypothetical theory to distract you from figuring out that it was government created in a lab to wipe out the gays and blacks in a White Christian world, but that doesn’t matter.

What does matter is that I’d make her hide behind a house plant, I’d dress in my favorite khakis and safari helmet, and I’d walk through the room hunting her and the second she flings her shit at me, I’d jump her and fuck her raw dog from behind as animalistic as possible in hopes of getting a disease to wipe out millions of people, it’d be the best orgasm of my life….and since that is never going to happen, we’ll just have to check out this monkey-lookin’ bitch in her bikini.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Skinny

2009

Jan

Tila Tequila and her Sluts Get Coffee of the Day

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Tila Tequila brought her big fake tits out to get coffee with her really fucking ugly girlfriend and they had a long conversation with these paparazzi. I guess when you’re a useless nobody fame whore, you gotta take all the attention you can get and it gave the paparazzi the chance to let out their comedian fuckin’ roots. When Tila’s tits and her girlfriends weak chin and teeth were sitting having a coffee, these fuckers decided to simulate the useless conversation they were probably having and I laughed, because after hearing the build-up as they walked to get coffee, I realized how much of a waste of fucking space these whores are. They have nothing to offer the world, but for some reason all of them are rich and I guess my New Year’s Resolution should be to get fake tits, to dumb down my shit and to talk about slutty things I do and keep things on as sexual of a kick as I can, because then, maybe I’ll be able to buy that Villa in the Caribbean I’ve always wanted, or in Tila’s girlfriend’s case, I just need a really rich father to feel sorry for bringing such a weird lookin creature into the world, so ugly that the only way he can live with the guilt of doing that to another person, is to send checks on the weekly, which luckily keeps the beast as far away from home as possible, so that he doesn’t have to cart her around and introduce her to his friends so that they don’t have evidence of how inadequate your sperm is as it’s product smiles with it’s big teeth and weak chin in their face. It’s better to have her in the tabloids and tell people she’s adopted because when you saw her at the orphanage, you reflected on your success and figured it’d be nice to give back to the world by saving an ugly baby no one wants, and that lie is hard to play out when she’s by your fuckin’ side, because when your daddy doesn’t want to admit you’re his, it causes issues, resentment and lesbianism….I guess it’s all starting to make sense now.

Posted in:Lesbian|Pinch|Tila Tequila

2009

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Have a Fight on New Year’s of the Day

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I guess things are rocky in the world of fake celebrity lesbian relationships that were set up as a publicity stunt and that are now getting hard to keep up because the dying need for penis, because here’s a video of Lohan bitching out Ronson at Mansion on New Year’s. I am sure Ronson deals with this shit everyday, because Lindsay is one of those high maintenance, unstable, needy bitches you’d only date if it mean you’d make 3,000,000 dollars a year while with them. The funniest thing in this video is that they aren’t fighting about coke, or jealousy, they are fighting over me and by me I mean over who used up all the coke. I just have that affect on fake celebrity relationships.

Posted in:Fight|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2009

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I couldn’t bring myself to go online all weekend, I don’t know what it was, I just saw my computer staring at me and I wanted to fuck it and leave it in the ditch like I’ve done so many times before, so instead, I decided to read a book. My wife had Marley and Me lying around, even though I didn’t think she knew how to read, I guess you learn something about your partner everyday, but I should have known better, because she is fat and reading is a fat person’s second favortie activity behind food, laziness and TV. Either way, I am now a better person for reading it in one sitting, unfortunately Jennifer Aniston, at least the idea of her as the main character’s wife, pretty much ruined the shit for me, and here are my links that I compiled last week, more recent links will go up today. That’s a lot of links for your money, and by money I mean for fucking free you leeching cocksucker. I guess the holidays are over and I have to start posting full force again. Fuck. That sucks.

On a side note, that John Travolta scientology killed his kid post got more comments than any other post ever on the site. I am too lazy to read them, can someone email me a summary?

Here are the links.

Even With All that Photoshopping Kelly Clarkson is Fucking Ugly
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Who Knew That Shedding All That Clown Hair Would Make Annalynne McCord So Bangable
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The Best 80 Blogs and Videos 2008
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Ashley Tisdale is a Country Lookin’ Whore Throwback
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8 Year Old Guitar Hero
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The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar is Definitely Something You’ll Be Into
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Bitch Fight!
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Mellissa Hangs Out on the Rooftop
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You Know, I Hate Paris Hilton, But Man I Forgot How Great This Commercial Was
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Celebrities Most Likely to Die in 2009
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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I Am Distracted By Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples By Her Ugly Face
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Lily Allen is Fucking Some Old Dude (Daddy Issues?)
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Here’s a Bunch of Pics of Celeb Sluts at a NYE Party They Don’t
Let People Like You or I Into
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Alanis Morrisette is Looking Good Now That She Doesn’t Have a Fat Ass Anymore
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The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test
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Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing
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Cali Logan and an Asian Get It On
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Daddy’s Party is Busted!
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George Clooney Must Want to Catch Herpes or Something
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Skateboard Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If There’s Not Another Person There
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Jenna Pressley Will Make Your Day
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A Case of the Jubblies
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Because Who Doesn’t Need a Good Slut Around Occaisionally?
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Too Stupid For Words
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Stacy Kiebler is Looking Tight
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Who Knew a Dildo That Big COuld Fit Into a Tiny Asian
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More Proof That Famous People Can Basically Just Do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Vida Guerra is Everywhere Lately
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Because It’s 2009 and About Time You Lost Your Virginity
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This is Just Mean
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Courtney Love Takes Crazy to a Whole New Level
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Danni Wells is Nude
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Just Pure Class
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Brianna Banks and Kellie Get It On
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When Did Mena Suvari Get Hot Again?
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I Mean, Who Hasn’t Gotten So Drunk That They Strip and Piss in the Street?
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Build Your Own HD DVR
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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6 Beers in Ten Seconds
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2009

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the Jett Travolta Edition of the Day

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John Travolta has a 16 year old son who has been reported to have autism and some Kawasaki Syndrome that fucks up his heart and makes him ride motorcycles, that brings on seizures and it turns out that he had one in the Bahamas where the family was celebrating New Years and may or may not have hit his head on the bath tub he may or may not have been masturbating in and died.

I was 16 once and the majority of it was spent masturbating so don’t get mad at me for fuckin’ up the facts. I know that I blame scientology but I mean that’s just obvious and the whole thing is a pretty shitty thing to have happen especially when ringing in a New Year, but if Travolta followed his heart and lived the gay life he was destined for, instead of this closet-case shit, none of this would have happened.

But that doesn’t stop the hurt he’s feeling from this premature loss, so RIP motherfucker. My heart goes out to Kelly Preston in these very sad times because I used to find her hot before she was polluted, and I am sure many sad years are ahead of her, unless of course this was a scientology sacrifice that was planned, in which case, you should go to jail. Let’s hope justice is served.

Posted in:Dead|Jett Travolta|RIP Motherfucker

2009

Jan

Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I like girls are easily convinced to suck your dick on camera when you tell them that it is art and that it will make them a legend in their craft, even when their faces look like the guy I saw at the gas station asking for money yesterday. He was wearing his hair in a pony tail, had a one piece women’s bathing suit on, while rockin’ a pair of jean shorts, in the middle of fucking winter. I am pretty sure you wouldn’t have had to convince him that sucking your dick was for the sake of art, because he looked like he would have done it for a couple bucks.

Here’s Chloe Sevigny in a bikini, I am going to go die for a couple hours now.

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