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2008

19

Jun

Rachel Bilson in Her White Dress of the Day

Everyone is freaking out over how tight bodied Rachel Bilson is. It’s called cocaine and you can get there too, all you need is a 40 bag habbit a day. The reason I know this is because she was in Montreal fucking Zach Braff because she obviously has no self respect while filming that shitty movie about the Last Kiss and she was out in clubs everynight ripping lines and if I am wrong she can sue me and if she sues me, I will be more than happy to go to court but not as happy as you would be because getting that close to someone who touched Darth Vader’s penis is like a god to you, because you are a fucking loser.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|White Dress

2008

19

Jun

Matthew McConaughey is Drunk of the Day

A reader recently reached out and told me that they wanted some Matthew McConaughey news, I didn’t really know why but assumed it was because the reader was a poofter and into dudes and wanted some pics to get of to because he thought McConaughey had a rockin’ bod or some shit, so I told the motherfucker that I don’t want no faggots ’round here and tied him to the back of a pick-up truck like he was a black dude from the south and drove for 18 miles. I am just kidding, I only went 10 miles, but dude won’t be asking me for no faggot pictures anymore.

I know I should have taken the jock approach to gay bashing where you fuck the dude up the ass senseless hoping to fuck some sense into him because we all know that when you fuck a dude up the ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about, it means you’re no faggot but just a teacher, despite how gay the act of fucking a man up the ass is.

Either way, I don’t know where I am going with this, but I am not actually a gay hater, I was just talking craziness, if anything I am an honorary gay because I write about celebrities, I don’t fuck my wife and I have great taste in colors and here is Matthew McConaughey wasted and having an amazing time in Central America doing what I do best without the obesity, anger, puke covered shirt or fingers inside an unsuspecting passed out whore.

All while leaving his pregnant maid back at home because you can’t give her preferential treatment just for letting you plant seed in her, the other maids will revolt and then no one would be there to cook dinner, clean the Air Stream or do the laundry….

Posted in:Drunk|Matthew McConaughey

2008

19

Jun

Andie McDowell’s Daughter has Facebook of the Day

Her name is Rainey Qualley and it sounds like something Muslim and like she’s going to fly her airplane into my house or like some kind of Hip Hop name, like back when I used to throw down a few freestyles on the street corner and went by the name Drippy Rattler, it was the late 80s and no one took me seriously so I quit, but I could have been the next Fresh Prince but less wholesome, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with the real truth about Rainey Qualley and that her parents are a bunch of Dirty Hippie Model Faggots who thought calling their kid Rainey was so representative of the condition of our world and because she was conceived on a rainy night in a field during the winter solstice or some shit. Again, I could be wrong.

The truth is that people are talking about her and trying to find more info out on her, I didn’t bother pulling in the research but by the looks of it she is about 18, she’s not all that hot considering both her parents were models, and goes against my theory that good lookin’ people make ugly babies, because in not being all that hot she’s not all that ugly either.

Her pictures or dull, she seems dull, she looks like she does well in school, plays the piano and on crazy nights she eats 2 bags of microwave popcorn with her fat ugly friends. She looks like she’s popular with the boys, unless that’s just one boy and I look forward to seeing this slut in training make the move to being a slut in action. Sometimes, they need the training wheels and sometimes they don’t.

If she’s not 18, someone email me so I can take it down and not get sued or arrested for some crazy American law that says you can’t write or talk about someone who isn’t 18.

Bonus – here she is with her mother in the event you have no idea who Andie McDowell is (like me)

Posted in:Andie McDowell|Rainey Qualley

2008

19

Jun

Interview With a Girl Who Is Suing VIctoria Secret for a Dangerous Thong of the Day

So this fat whore is suing Victoria’s Secret for a dangerous thong because everyone in America likes to sue for the stupidest fucking reasons in hopes of makin’ a couple bucks. The truth is that this whore just doesn’t realize how fat she is and throws on a pair of underwear that is too small for her and the shit isn’t designed to be strong enough to withstand that kind of abuse and explodes, almost putting out her eye. I don’t think the company who made or designed that shit should be liable for some fat girl in denial. I hear her next lawsuit is against the chair manufacturer who didn’t make a folding chair she sat on at a wedding strong enough to withstand her weight and then she’ll be suing Krispy Kreme and Popeye Chicken and Carl’s Jr for being the real culprit in this whole stupid mystery.

Watch her interview, bitch seems like she’s on crack and gives reason to girls everywhere to go commando because no only will you accidentally flash perverts like me, but you’ll also save your eye.

Posted in:Lawsuit|Thong|Victoria's Secret

2008

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a tranny in daylight, while sitting on the streets doing nothing with some dude I met in a donut shop and we were checking out girls together. It’s what you do when you have no money and no place to go. One fake titty bitch walked by with her huge fake tits and the dude I was with started freaking out, it was pretty disgusting crackwhore lookin’ mess but I let it slide, some people like the cheaper version of Pam Andersion. I told the dude to check out this mess with these broad shoulders who was walking towards us. I could tell she was in the tightest mini skirt ever, but when she got closer, I saw penis definition, looked at her face and saw an Adam’s apple. Now I don’t know about you, but when I see dick definition in a tight miniskirt, and an Adam’s Apple, I get pretty turned the fuck off, but the dude I was with started freaking out at this dude dressed like a chick like she was fuckin’ Michael Jackson and her was some Girl about to get trampled at a concert in ’88 in Japan. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t convince he dude that we just saw a tranny, but I know we did and I don’t have a picture to prove it – but I do have these links:

Some Classy Girls Who Won’t Say No….
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Nicole Richie Looks All Sorts of Not Hot at Some Event I Didn’t Bothing toGet the Name Of
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Fantasy Football, Redefined
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Danielle Lloyd Hot Cleavage
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Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Should Just Start Their Own Magazine Like Oprah, But with Tits
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China Chow is Topless
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Whoose Boobs the Bikini Edition
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Ten Hottest Female Golfers.
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Megan Good is The Hottest Video Vixen Ever
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Granny Gets Her Rave On
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Some Busty Slags From Myspace
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Japanese How To Let’s You Know If You’re a Prostitute or Not
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Tyra Banks is an Idiot, But Here’s Some Good Photos of Her From When She Used to Be Seen and Not Heard
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Bulls versus Humans
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Pania Rose is Just Plain Sexy
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Using this Will Make Getting Sex Easy
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Amy Winehouse is Pretty Much Dying
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How To: Dance Like Michael Jackson
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Ingrid Coronado Knows How to Show Off
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Denise Van Outen is in Her Bikini
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Rachel Bilson and Her Short Dress Go Shopping
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Some Nip Slips in Bond Movies
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Some Porn Star Named Alexis Amore Guest Bartending at a Bar in Cali….
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The Best Shit At Harriet Carter This Week….Amazing.
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Some Jean Company is Copying American Apparely and Showing Ass in their Ads…
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O-Face or Tyra Show Face
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Some Google Chat Left Open in the School Library about Hookin’ Up for Head
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Pictures of Austrian WOmen Streak to Victory in a Topless Match
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How-To that will help you get laid at a wedding.
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Cuffing The Chicks At Hooters Car Wash
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Environmentally Friendly Beer Pong
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Watch the Hilary CLinton Pillow Fight VIdeo
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The Hottest Female Reporter on the Planet
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Some Bathroom Art
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Alba Hated Working With Mike Myers because he’s a Bigger Cunt than She is (pre-pregnancy, post pregnancy cunt is on a whole other level )
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The Gold State Warriors Girls in Some Personal Pictures
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Dustin Brown from the NHL Shows His Hockey Stick..
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Hilary Duff Just Did Pilates
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Drunk Girl Rants Like an Idiot
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Huge Tire Versus Kid
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be a Virgin Forever
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400 Pound Girl Wins Fight No Problem
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In Honor of the EURO CUP, Here’s Some Naked Bitches Playing Futbol
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Zdenka Podkapova is on the Rocks
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Aladdin and Princess Jasmine Call it Quits
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Jewy While Shopping
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The Best Porn You Can Find on the Net
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!!!KNIGHT RIDERS KITT WAS FOR SALE AND I MISSED IT!!!!
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Aveena Lee Strips Down for the Camera
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Now That’s What I Call an Ass
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Mom Caught Masterbating

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Bai Ling is Just Plain Fucking Weird
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More Japanese Weirdness
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Play With Your Food
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Corina in the Flowers
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Angelina Boob Slip Throwback
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PLAY NES THROUGH FIREFOX!!!
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Matthew McConaughey Gets a Good Load on in Nicaragua
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Hanoi Traffic Timelapse
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Gay Zombies Are Rising from the Dead
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David Letterman Owns Spencer Pratt and It Is the Best Shit Ever
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Sluts That Are Worth Talking To, Because They Get Naked
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Office Lady Masterbation
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Latina Movie Club is Everything You Want From Ladies South of the Border
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl and Her Nasty Dumpy Ass
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Some Fat Chick Shows Off her Big Fat Tits and Pussy
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Some Black Chick Shows Some Nipple
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Some Asian Chick and Her Self Shot Pics
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Montreal Sluts at Places I Never Bother to Go
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Jun

The Good Charlotte Sister’s Lie to the Media of the Day

I hate whatever these guys represent. People who know them personally always seem to say good things about them, but I just don’t see the appeal of fake rockstars with fake suburban mall tattoos who make bad music. But to each there fuckin’ own, even if the fatter of the sisters wants to be fuckin’ Paris Hilton, despite how HIV Positive that experience is, I guess it’s less offensive than when he used to suck off his brother off in the crib. Here they are lying to the media about how happy they are to close out the night….

Posted in:Good Charlotte Sister

2008

18

Jun

Kate Moss and Her See Through Dress of the Day

Here is Kate Moss in a see-through dress, because she only owns see through clothes, we’ve seen it all before, who gives a fuck about this aged cokehead model I want to fuck and her stupid fucking nipples they are common than white people, more common than taking a shit, more common than you masturbating, even though up until today you thought nothing was more common than you masturbating.

Posted in:Dress|Kate Moss|See Through

2008

18

Jun

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

Rihanna was in Montreal a couple of weeks ago for her Kanye West concert and she went and spent 2700 dollars in American Apparel and left the girl working the counter a 3 dollar tip. I have no fucking idea why she would spend 2700 dollars in American Apparel, you’d think that would buy the whole store, and I have no idea why she would bother tipping such a shitty tip but that’s the local gossip.

The not so local gossip is that Rihanna has a nipple ring like some kind of biker lesbian chick, which doesn’t really make sense to me, because I never understood why girls would get the shit, but it seems to be more popular than ever, even though I thought they were a thing of the past, and I know this because I hang outside of piercing places an ask the girls what they are going in for and for the most part they’ve been saying nipple rings and I’ve been being asked to leave.

Either way, here shirt is see through.

Posted in:Nipple Ring|Rihanna

2008

18

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Got a Hot Lesbian Girlfriend of the Day

I don’t know why everyone is all up on the Lohan/ Ronson lesbian scandal while people like Jessica Biel are openly out and by out I mean totally showing off their lesbianism with some old fat chick. I feel like that kind of sexual dysfunction is almost worth talking about but then again, Biel is pretty useless so I’ll just leave it at that.

Posted in:Hot|Jessica Biel|Lesbian

2008

18

Jun

Keanu Reeves Dates a Topless Chick Named China Chow of the Day

Keanu Reeves is the kind of dude you’d find in a Lady Bar in Thailand, making a 6 year old boy tickle his testicles, at least that’s how he markets himself by hanging out with and fucking British actresses who make a mockery of their heritage by giving themselves somekind of stripper stage name like China Chow. It reminds me of the time I met a stripper with a Russsian grandather called herself Katrina when her real name was Brenda and the truth is at least that was how because she had hot tits.

I don’t remember the last time I hit up a Chinese restaurant and thought to myself how badly I wanted to stuff the waitress like she was a fucking eggroll, or a dumpling, and that’s not because there aren’t hot Chinese chicks, it’s saying that there aren’t any where I go eat because I am poor….

Either way, with a girl that looks like this proves that Keanu Reeves is a failure and a fucking faggot and you are too because you are diggin’ this shit.

Posted in:China|Keanu Reeves|Topless