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2008

06

May

Bai Ling Bikini Pics of the Day

Bai Ling was out getting publicity by hanging out with her new friend and boyfriend Pink, which isn’t a very good name for anyone’s boyfriend, but when they wear women’s clothes it’s kinda accepted, despite how uncomfortable their twisted androgynist ways that lead to them wearing women’s clothing in the first place is. There’s pretty much nothing interesting to say about her, other than that she’s pretty skinny, but then again she’s Asian and I guess that just means she hasn’t found the great taste McDonald’s has to offer like all the other fat chinese people that are floating around. It’s not their fault it’s just the American Way.

Posted in:Bai Ling|Bikini

2008

06

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know how much Phoebe Price paid for this bikini photoshoot, but it is obviously staged and retouched. It was only last week when Phoebe Price made me sick to the stomach with her sloppy fuckin’ legs and I guess she realized that she had to redeem herself, because despite being useless to the world, she doesn’t think that she is. It’s the kind of delusion that allows fat chicks to wear spandex or ugly chicks to go to modeling casting calls because they’ve never been shut down in their life, despite a dire need for them to be shut down to save us the fuckin’ headaches of having to post about them and by us I mean me.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

06

May

From the Forum of the Day

It was a big day in the forum. A girl posted a picture of her vagina and we all got excited because even if she was staged or a picture of another girls’ vagina it was the thought that counts. It’s like getting a shitty gift for your birthday and deep down inside you hate the motherfucker for being such a cocksucker to you by giving you garbage that you find insulting and you would have rather them not bother at all because it’s really not the thought that counts but when it comes to shaved vagina, all rules go out the window.

Here’s some shit going on in the forum. If you’re not up on this yet, you should be.

Lunch time.

———Music———

Fab Da Eclectic – Last Call (and Fab found out about this!)
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Death From Above – Romance Bloody Romance
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De La Soul is Dead
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Paul McCartney & Wings – Venus And Mars
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XYZ – Letter to GOd
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Bubba Sparxxx – Deliverance
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Frank Zappa – Sleep Dirt
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Ted Nugent – Spirit of the Wild
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Dillinger Escape Plan – Miss Machine
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Paul McCartney – Give My Regards To Broad Street
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Alias
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Cold – Year of the Spider
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———Comedy Albums———

Chris Rock – Bring the Pain
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D.L. Hughley – Notes from the GED section
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Steve Martin – A Wild and Crazy Guy
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Jim Norton – Monster Rain
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———Porn———

Liz Vicious Videos
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Scene Chicks
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Boob Flashing
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Stacy Bride
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One Night in Paris (Hilton)
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———E-books———

Yoga for Dummies
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The Ultimate Guide To Job Interview Answers
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———Software———

Music Masterworks
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Ad*be FLASH CS3
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Prison Tycoon 3
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———Celebs———

Courtney Love Needs to Die alrady!
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Chantelle Houghton poses like a tramp
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———Sex Talk———

Shave down south?
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———video———

Butter Floor
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Posted in:Forum

2008

06

May

PinkyXXX the Pornstar Booty Claps in a Racist Interview of the Day

Her name is Pinky XXX and she’s a fuckin’ nasty fuckin’ pornstar who makes me sick to my fuckin’ stomach and not because she’s black but because she’s a piece of fuckin’ trash and her fuckin’ ass is retardedly fat and not in a good way. I don’t get how this big booty shit became popular because when I look at it, I see one too many bowls of ice cream but dudes seem to see sex and that confuses me. The reason I am posting this shit is to give you a glimpse into how trashy and uneducated a money driven whore who gets paid to do dirty things with her body actually is.

She fuckin’ slaughters white girls in this shit and goes off about how if she was a white slut she’d never would have made the kind of money she made. If the tables were turned and she was a white girl rippin’ into black girls she’d be called a racist but because of the years of oppression and shit she can get away with it. It’s kinda like BET but the fatter assed slut who takes on multiple cock and slaps her ass version.

The highlight is when she claps her ass cheeks and talks about how she broke some small dicked motherfucker’s dick and made him bleed. I guess compared to her ass even the biggest dick looks small and that’s the added hit on your self esteem when you lower yourself to fuck a fatty. Either way, I guess it’s a good move for her considering her only other career option was to work behind the counter at a fast food chain.

Posted in:Booty|PinkyXXX|Pornstar

2008

06

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage of the Day

So some people love Scarlett Johansson and I am not one of those people. I find her annoying, sloppy and pretty much a waste of space. When I hear her annoying raspy voice when she’s in movies I just want to mute the shit and she always seems to play the same lazy slow moving cunt in every movie, because she’s a slow moving lazy cunt in real life.

I am not goin to lie, I saw Lost in Translation and as embarrassing as that is, it’s got nothing on her scene in her panties and despite her being the only real pussy in the movie, seeing her in her underwear kinda turned me onto Bill Murray as the only escape from lookin’ at her. All she has going for her is a decent set of fat tits, and that’s never really been enough for me to be a fan of anyone, but has been more of a justification for fuckin’ ugly chicks with big tits. The good news is that she realizes that she’s second rate and not all that hot because she’s getting married to Alanis Morissette’s sloppy seconds and I don’t know about you, but I know that sloppy seconds is a good gauge of the caliber of person you are. When I am aware of how disgusting a girl’s sloppies are, I never commit to that shit and that’s usually the reason why I don’t let them show me their exes because I can’t deal with the blow to the self-esteem it gives me, despite me usually being the worse of two evils.

The point is that dude was engaged to Alanis Morissette and that’s a whole lot more than a one night stand while drunk. Alanis is someone I’d ever get up inside and I have no fuckin’ standards so the thought of her dirty stink stained on Ryan Reynolds and dripping out of Scarlett confirms just how disgusting this slag is.

Posted in:cleavage|Scarlett Johansson

2008

06

May

The New Mariah Carey Video of the Day

Here’s an exclusive that is probably not an exclusive anymore because I decided to drink last night instead of write about the release of Mariah’s new video because I have my priorities straight. Her fake husband who she decided to marry for publicity because that would be the only explanation for this joke of a stunt that threw both these fuckers into the media hard before the release of Nick Cannon’s show and Mariah’s album and it’s all proven with the fact that Nick Cannon re-gifted a ring. We all know that real girls wouldn’t accept that and despite wanting to save our money and recycle shit we bought previous sluts, we never would despite how poverty we are so why the fuck would he.

Either way, dude makes a cameo that isn’t as exciting as her cameo in a bikini. Her body looks tight and despite it being some kind of movie magic effect – I still like it enough to post it. Enjoy the boring song that I know you’ll continue to listen to when alone in your bedroom at night when you know your exgirlfriend is out on a date with her new dude, that is assuming you have an exgirlfriend which could be more of a stretch than this whole Mariah and Nick Cannon marriage.

Posted in:Bye Bye Video|Mariah Carey

2008

06

May

Lindsay Lohan’s New Song of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan is back in the recording studio and shit sounds pretty fuckin’ life changing. I wonder if she produced this with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson who thinks she’s a fuckin’ legend to the music world because her brother has found some success with the hipsters with his shit and by association she’s thinks she’s on some next level of music. It seems like she gets booked with high paid DJ gigs because people are easily influenced and believe what they are told and are scared to not book her for fear of being called homophobes.

Either way, this trash is Lohan talking over a shitty beat about how she’s a little boss and I have a feeling the rhyming scheme of this shit was ripped off some kid she met at some make a wish foundation event back when she was more more relevant to kids before being a drug addicted whore and the kid wrote a poem for her as a thanks for making their dream come true before dying.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Song

2008

06

May

Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii with her Calgary Flames hockey playing boyfriend and I find that shit offensive. We get it, you’re fuckin’ Canadian bitch, you like hockey so much that you have to let their dicks up inside your dumpy ass consistently and to you hockey players are some kind of royalty because in Canada that’s how shit works and Hockey is the only thing important because celebrities in Canada and movies and TV and Music from Canada are all lame . I know that I hate hockey and I fuckin’ hate hockey fans and up until last week, when the Montreal Canadians were thankfully eliminated from the series I couldn’t leave my motherfuckin’ house without seeing the fagiest fuckin’ flags on cars and shirts on every fuckin’ person like I was in some kind of Twilight Zone episode because t, like Cuthbert think Hockey is a fuckin’ religion and would probably jump on hockey dick the first chance they got even if they never experienced dick before because they feel that passionate about the shit. I don’t understand why people can’t be normal and just obsess over normal things like the Girl Next Door, but I guess it doesn’t matter when Cuthbert is in a bikini because her nipples are hot and her body looks pretty alright and if I was a hockey team I would totally gang-rape her too, because it’s not considered the gayest thing when you’re a pro athlete and you spend your entire life in a shower or changing room with a group of men you’re supposed to be brothers with and prove that bond by shoving broom sticks up each other’s asses as initiation.

Posted in:Bikini|Elisha Cuthbert

2008

06

May

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Got Nipple Pasties of the Day

There was some event called the Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala last night and besides it being one the most obnoxious sounding event names a lot of people showed up. The more interesting of the bunch was probably Michelle Trachtenberg because she wrapped her nipples up like a Christmas gift, despite being a Jew, while wearing a pretty see through top. I guess being left out and watching all those Christians in her elementary school class doing the secret Santa gift exchange while she sat in the corner playing with her dreidel while speaking yiddish to herself has emotionally scarred her enough to develop an addiction to wrapping up everything in the house on a regular basis in gold paper, sometimes even her body parts or maybe she just didn’t want us to see her Jew nipple. I heard they don’t look like a regular nipple because of the generations of inbreeding and obsessing over the whole Holocaust thing they can’t seem to get over, but they sure are good at making money and not spending it on tipping waiters.

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Nipples|Pasties

2008

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like tele-survey people don’t really care about me – they call me all friendly like we’re going to end up having phone sex but then they ask me some qualifying questions, like how old I am and when I say I am under 18 and they just hang up on me because I am no use to them, despite being the one who let them into my home by answering the phone. It’s all painful.

If you’re wondering why I posted this stepLINKS header…IT’s cuz 50 Cent get’s all the bitches.

Here are my links:


Some Hot Naked Chicks Posing With Sneakers
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Britney is Almost Looking Hot Again. Almost
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Megan Fox Looks Hot For a Murdering Cheerleader Slut
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Newscaster Has a Funny Slip of the Tounge!
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Daisy Fuentes is Topless On Vacation….15 Years Too Late….
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Khloe Kardashian’s Dirty Whore Panty Upskirt
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Some Sluts From Vegas in Their Bikinis!
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The Top 10 Funniest Diarrhea Moments
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Nadine Velazquez Gallery
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Load Music from Your iPod into Your PsP
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Web Sluts May Make Your Life Worth Living, Because Your Life Pretty Much Sucks Ass and So Do They If You Ask Them To.
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A Launch to the Moon!
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Girls and Cars, Both of Which You Will Never Be Able to Afford
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Marisa Miller and Jessica Van Der Steen Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck Today, Lose Your Virginity Tomorrow
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Stacy Keibler’s Hot Tits Are in a Green Dress
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Mariah Carey is on the Cover of Vibe in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Celeb Whores at Some Bullshit Event for the Kentucky Derby
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Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ Bangable is some Ad for Some Fashion Shit I Don’t Care About, and Neither Do You
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George Clooney and His Golddigger Girlfriend Do Rich People Stuff
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Here’s Some Porn Reviews
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Rima Burke is an Ugly, Dancing Midget from Big Brother Down Under
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Finding Sex is Easier Than You Think If You Use This….
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Brad and Angelina are Getting Married on Paul Allen From Microsoft’s Yacht
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Some Hot USC Beach Volleyball Girl Named Jessica Gysin in Action
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Hot Alessandra Ambrosio For Arena Magazine Pics
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Some Hot Italian Big Brother Chick Posing and Lookin’ Hot
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My New Fetish – Brides in Their Underwear
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Iron Man’s Post Credit Clip that Is a Preview To The Sequel
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Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Shower Pics
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50 Memorable Pin Ups
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Monica Makes Me Hungry for Hungary
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My Kind of Charity Sluts….
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck
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The Perfect Fuck
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Raven Simone Blew Up, and I Don’t Mean That in a cool Way Like When Black People Say It, I Mean She Got Fat
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Sexist Board Games
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Breast Pudding From Japan
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Emma Rigby is a Hot Big Breasted British Soap Star With Hot Cleavage
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Samantha is Naked For the First Time
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4 Naked Chicks Dancing Together in the Garden
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Strip Vacuuming
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Some Hot Amateur Strip Down!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Young Hip Hop Troll Gets Naked
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Some Girl With Really Big Fake TIts Gets Fucked Up the Ass Video and Poses in Pictures
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Some Tits and Some Bush
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Some Fat Girl Shows Off her Tits
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A Girl and Her Big Boobs and Vagina
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Not From Rogue Collector but From Photobucket – Some Black Dude in Some Gay Poses
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Some Girl and Her Vagina
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