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2008

15

May

Some Rape Victim Turns to Youtube For Help of the Day

Some 16 year old girl from Florida was raped by some 23 year old who got off and she turned to Youtube to get exposure because she felt like she had no where to go. I have never officially raped a girl but I know that rape fucks people up for life. It turns girls into penis hating lesbians, it makes them really hard girls to date and all that emotional damage is pretty understandable. Watching this shit is pretty painful if you have a soul and if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I feel like some of you are desperate enough for sex to go out and violate and I figure that this should leave a little impact as to why you should just flush your Roofies down the toilet because the few minutes it takes you to get off in your sick way can ruin a person’s life. Either way, I call fake on this shit, she’s probably just trying to get back at her boyfriend who cheated on her or some guy who fucked her and never called her back for seconds…

Posted in:Rape|Youtube

2008

15

May

America’s Next Top Model Choose the Fat Chick of the Day

So some fat chick named Whitney wins America’s Next Top Model. There are a few reasons why I think this happened and they go like this. First, Tyra is a fat slob who gets a lot of hate for being a fat slob. Second, the media is getting attacked by fat chicks everywhere for improperly representing them while giving kids a negative sense of what a body should look like and choose a fat chick is good for ratings and lastly, every other season, mainly last season when they chose the skinniest most masculine lookin’ mess of a girl, they have chosen skinny bitches and Tyra wants to balance things out, like when American Idol skews the votes for the black dude to win. Either way, here’s Whitney winning and I hear as her prize she’s getting a job promoting Pizza Hut and is getting paid in a lifetime supply. She couldn’t be happier.

Posted in:ANTM|Fat

2008

15

May

Some Vanessa Hudgens Fake Love of the Day

Dating a gay dude isn’t all that fuckin’ bad for a girl. It’s like the closest thing to lesbianism they can get without actually admitting that they like pussy. They always have someone to shop with, to talk about boys with and to get their hair, make-up and spa treatments with. The only problem with dating a gay dude is that they are generally scared of pussy or disgusted by pussy and having a pussy running around naked in front of them doesn’t turn them into rabid beasts ready to rape the bitch if she resists your love-making offerings. Leaving Vanessa Hudgens feeling lonely enough to take naked pics of herself for some guy she met online because she needs some kind of sexual satisfaction that won’t damage her career and the future of High School Musical because the kids rely heavily on this fabricated relationship.

The good news is that in living the lie for Disney they can always introduce straight dudes into their bedroom that Zac Effron can seduce in the heat of the moment to get some dick in his mouth as he and Hudgens give a double blowjob. Bi-Sexual porn may confuse me, but it seems to be more popular than ever as everyone becomes bi-sexual and if it’s all for keeping up appearances out of fear of losing a well paying job that will lead to spending all their hard earned High School Musical money because the paycheck stops and no one wants to hire useless punks, then it makes total sense.

Posted in:Fake Love|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

15

May

Sarah Harding’s Hot Outfit of the Day

If you don’t know who Sarah Harding is, you are probably not the only person out there because she’s in some Spice Girls cover band from the UK that no one really gives a fuck about called Girls Aloud. These are some pictures of her out partying, because when you are in a useless Spice Girls cover band that no one cares about, you don’t have the pressure of having to tour, record or even to promotional events, you kinda just ride on the advances the record companies give you and go to all the parties that you can while people still care enough to ask each other whether the slut in the corner with the bodyguard is famous or not, then play drinking games to figure out who the fuck she is, until one of them gets drunk enough to ask the bouncer who she is and realize when they are told that she’s a total fuckin’ nobody.

Posted in:Sarah Harding|Slut

2008

15

May

Lily Allen Covers Up in a Bikini of the Day

Lily Allen didn’t end up killing herself yesterday to find her miscarriage in heaven, but she did decide to cover up her dirty fat chick tits. I can only assume that the biggest disappointment for her in losing the baby was that she was never going to get her big pregnant tits to balance out that ass of hers. I guess she could always go out and get implants but there’s no real challenge in goin’ under the knife, all it takes is money and based on today’s world useless bitches everywhere seem to have no problem having more money than me. That’s not really saying much considering the dude who collects cans from the trash all day has more money than me, but he does work a lot harder than I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Lily Allen

2008

15

May

Jessica Alba is a Pregnant Cunt of the Day

So Jessica Alba doesn’t like the paparazzi taking pictures of her and gets so aggressive that she’s throws up the finger like it ain’t a thing, making me think that she is going to be an abusive mother with no patience. It would probably make sense for Alba to relocate during the pregnancy to a small town somewhere that paparazzi don’t hang out. I feel like hitting up the local Baja Fresh in Beverly Hills is probably putting yourself out there at a level you shouldn’t get mad at the paparazzi for, making her look like a total piece of shit cunt.

I guess it’s nice to see that her mother has stepped in to take care of her while Cash Warren is out doin’ his thing because he is still bitter than she didn’t get the abortion he demanded because he knew she got pregnant by using a sperm sample she spat into a tupperwear and kept in the freezer in case he ever left her. What isn’t very nice about her mother stepping up to the plate is that she’s fuckin’ disgusting looking and seems like the only plate she’s been stepping up to is one full of fuckin’ bacon.

The whole look at the mother when landing the chick obviously wasn’t taken seriously when Cash Warren hooked up with Alba in her peak without realizing it was going to be a life sentence, because if this is a glimpse into the future it’s not so fuckin’ bright. To be fair to Alba’s mom, maybe she’s packin’ on some pregnancy weight since her daughter’s overeating is a good excuse to indulge her eating fantasies like the time I gained 25 lbs when one of my girlfriend’s got knocked up but the difference was that my chick got an abortion and I was just making excuses to eat late night pizza.

Either way, here’s Alba and her mom.


Posted in:Cunt|Jessica Alba|Pregnant

2008

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a pregnant mentally retarded girl today. I wondered how it happened, then I remember this pervert I once knew who worked as an orderly at a retard home and would constantly get it on with them because apparently one thing they aren’t too retarded for is sex. It just gets messy when the condom breaks because apparently another thing they aren’t too retarded for is getting knocked up leading to you losing your job and a very confused kid on his 5th birthday when he realizes his mom is banging two rocks together in the backyard instead of eating cake with everyone else.

Here are my links…

A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks Rockin the Pole in a Club…
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Hot Chicks on the Street for the Creepy Voyeur Out There
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Howard Stern Turns Dolly Parton’s Audio Book Into a Funny Soundboard
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Russian Girls in Short Shorts
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Marisa Miller in a Bikini for Her Maxim Top 100 Win
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Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan
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100 Sexiest Celebrities Uncensored
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Weekly Wednesday Webcam Whores
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Topanga From Boy Meets World Kissing a Gil in a Club Exclusive
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Get Devoured by a Cougar!
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Linda Strawberry Shows You a Think or Two
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Irina Sheik is Tasty as Fuck While Dancing Around in a Bikini
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Japanese Gameshow Fun, Because I Never Get Sick of It
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Web Classic Leprechaun in the Tree 2
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Audrina Got Her First Movie Role – Playing a Slut in a Bikini…It’s a Bit of a Stretch for her But I am Confident It Won’t be Too Hard to Believe
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Jessica Simpson is a Cry Baby and Everyone Hates Her
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A Rundown of Ashlee Simpson’s Slutty First Date With Her Soon To Be Wife
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Natalie Portman Lookin Classy at Cannes, and by Classy I Actually Mean Boring As Fuck
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Crackhead Love Affair…Ahhh Love
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Use This to Get Sex, So You Don’t Kill Yourself and Stop Reading My Site
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Make Out in this Movie Trailer
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Nicole Richie’s Life With Good Charlotte is Not Paradise
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Colin Farrell is Lookin’ Like a Drug Addict
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Adriana Lima Hanging Out on the Beach Video
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The Colbert Report on Bill O’Reilly’s Freakout
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Some Dude Named Blake Jacobs Topless
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Ashlee Simpson Cheated on Pete Wentz
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Some Funny Shit from Harriet Carter
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Here’s a Video Called The Facts of Life
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Some Flexible Chick Running Around Being Flexible
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Target Sells a Black Kid’s Desk….
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Some Weird Naked Lesbian Goth Party
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More From That Little Badass Who Stole is Gramma’s Car
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The 10 Hottest WNBA Players of All Time….If That’s Possible
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Some WWE Diva Feeling Each Other Up In Public
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Send Your Friend a Dream Date because You Know He’s Gay
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Weirdness from the Weird Faire in San Francisco
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John Mayer Doesn’t Like Jeniifer Aniston Much
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Olivia Newton John and Her Insane Daughter Sing a Duet
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Now Here Are Some Solid Amateur Tits!
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Masuimi Max Struts Her Slut Stuff
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Vida Guerra Workout
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Cheeseburger Pussy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Maybe Take Home to Mom
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Chen Loves Pussy
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Blake Lively & Maria Menounos – Bikini Pics!
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Pogostick Mishap
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Enough Porn to Keep Even You Busy
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Good Morning Carmen Gemini
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Some Girl Gets Arrested for Wearing a Skimpy Dress
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Barbara Walters is a Dirty Whore
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Rap Clips of the Day!!
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Fun with Blowdarts
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Hot Tits
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Some Girl in a Field Getting Naked
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

14

May

Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue of the Day

Claudia Schiffer is still modeling and that’s ok with me, because with a little air-brushing she almost looks like she did 15 years ago and I can relive those better years before I got married and before Schiffer was using her hot model tits to feed her babies that ruined her pussy. She she was just some hot foreign import model who couldn’t speak english, something I looked for in a woman because I feel speaking is a total distraction from what’s really important and that’s hardcore fucking. From my experience, talking always leads to conversations about how unhappy a bitch is with every aspect of my life and when I can’t understand those complaints it’s a lot easier to live with myself.

Either way, here she is topless in Vogue, not showin’ nipple, but you can use your imagination.


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Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Topless|Vogue

2008

14

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fake Love of the Day

I almost found love as real as Jennifer Love’s love. I was cruising through the ghetto last night and some 60 year old in a belly button shirt and short short approached us and told us that for 50 dollars she would do anything we wanted her to do. We’re talking fucking her from any position, with or without condom, and even busting our load anywhere we want including inside her. The only difference between the love I was going to find with this toothless down on her luck addict with a stretch-marked stomach pushing 60 and the love that Jennifer Love Hewitt has found, is that her whore is a tall normal lookin’ dude, and he doesn’t charge by the hour, it’s more of a full time gig for him and he’s not much of an actor because this shit looks more staged than the high school play I was trying to organize with the local highschool, but that never panned out because the police investigated my intentions when the highschool called them and told them that some random dude with no affiliation to the school was trying to recruit their students into performing live sex acts on stage for him and his friends in his living room.


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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Love

2008

14

May

Blake Lively Gossip Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Blake Lively is another one of those girls who we are made to think is hot because she’s the only one worth fuckin’ on some stupid teen show and not because she’s actually got it going on. The cast of Gossip Girl remind me of the year I volunteered at some retard camp only the retards I was dealing with weren’t being paid to be retards, they were kinda just born than way and they didn’t pretend they were high society gossiping rich girls from New York, but that’s probably just because they had a hard enough time formulating a sentence.

Her is Blake Lively in a bikini and getting some lotion applied to her ass by her boyfriend, who has also been manipulated by the media to think the pussy he is hitting is the hottest pussy around.


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Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl