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2015

18

Dec

Selena Gomez Has a New Bra Wearing Video of the Day

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Selena Gomez is a calculated and contrived product of Disney….who is well trained, and has been exploited and media trained to deal with said exploitation since she was very young and her eager manager mom would do everything in her power to not have her little spawn ruin it for the family..

They’ve made a lot of money, but Selena on this trying to be a popstar kick, is still so bootleg, and should probably stick to acting in shitty TV shows, and fucking Bieber…an actual popstar…or hanging out with Taylor Swift…an actual popstar…rather than trying to be them…

The only interesting thing that’s happened with Selena is how she got breast implants that she pretends is a weight gain from Lupus steroids…and/or Chemotherapy that she tried to exploit RIGHT BEFORE HER ALBUM DROPPED… because chemotherapy gives terrible visions of dying babies, while Selena’s dose didn’t even prevent her from missing a party…

I guess the other interesting thing is that she’s sexing up her image with those breast implants in this sex tape looking music video that’s about to drop…

I don’t want you to think I’m excite about this, I just came across it and felt compelled to post it because Disney Stars becoming sluts is always interesting to me….an their 14 year old fans who look up to them and who the negligently show these kinds of sexual images to…

Here are some pics of her in INstyle UK…

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2015

18

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Loving her Body in St Barts of the Day

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Demi Lovato is one of those “love your body” ambassadors who has come to the forefront of women’s rights in the last 2-3 years, and I think these pictures are a good example why….

It’s never the hot skinny girls saying “love your body”….trying to make fat girls everywhere support them and buy into their bullshit…it’s always the loud chubby girls who are tired of trying to be skinny because their body types don’t allow them to be skinny and if the market wants them to be skinny they actually have to work at it…when they can make as much money not working at it…if they do the relatable “jsut be fat because that’s who you are”….

I think it’s safe to say, she’s better in her spanx leggings in concert…but even that’s still pretty gross, if you think fat dyke bi polar mexicans exploiting their fans while fucking FES from that 70s show, who has fucked everything are gross…which you should…and this should help…unless you’re into what looks like 45 year old mom body…

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2015

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole…

I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

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Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up…

Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really.

I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares…

Here she is playing some tennis

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2015

18

Dec

Rita Ora Hard Nipple for Elle Canada of the Day

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Rita Ora is so fucking boring to me. She’s just a bootleg Rihanna, and not just because they are both the same shade of ethnically obscure beige, but because they are popstars trying to to hit up the same market, and unfortunately for Rita Ora, Rihanna has already has that covered…so Ora, the UK version of Rihanna, who lives in America because she’s trying to make it with her label, her team, and the various producers she fucks…and I still can’t name one of her songs…

But I can describe her tits, their size, the way they hang, and I don’t even care about tits, because that’s all she has going for her, at least that’s all she allows the world to think she has going for her, since she uses them in everything she does…from obscure Canadian fashion mags, to events…just click the Rita Ora tag on this site for a sample…because anytime I write about her it’s the same shit, her tits…big tits…trying to be Riahnna but failing…but what else am I supposed to write about…her answers to interview questions like she fucking matters…I mean really…the tits are what matters…we’ve established that…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

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I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is..

Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid….

They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot…

Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models…

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2015

18

Dec

Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

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Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken…

I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth…

Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits.

This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2015

18

Dec

Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day

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I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel….

Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body…

I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole..

Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…

Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money…

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2015

18

Dec

Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day

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Phoebe Price has been someone who has manipulated the paparazzi in LA for the longest time. She’s been featured in shoot after shoot, all while never doing anything in entertainment at all. In fact she’s the kind of girl who no one really knows or cares about, yet her pictures end up everywhere, because she fucking adores being talked about. I guess it’s fun.

Phoebe Price was someone who I would write about, laugh about, but always appreciate because she mocks celebrity and fame and has been doing it since before social media whores got into it…

Now, Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, sure we haven’t summered together in the Hamptons or anything, but I think she’s fantastic on all fronts, and seeing her finally pulling out tit and showing nipple for the paps for virtually no reason reminds me of how glorious and eager she is!!

Phoebe Price…and her nipple is my Chrismas miracle..

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2015

18

Dec

Sara Underwood Photoshoot of the Day

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Did Sara Underwood get dumped or cheated on by whoever she was dating who I assume was financing her life, as she’s barely ever worked, has done things like “Ryan Seacrest”…before she transitioned from Playboy model to Nerd TV Show Host that probably made less that 100,000 dollars a year, before the whole cable network she was on went bankrupt…but she got countless nerd fans who liked jerking off to her as she talked about videogames..and comic books bullshit.

Because she’s come out of the woodwork with her tits and amazing ass in random photoshoots, shameless some would say, but I doubt they’d say it, since she’s been getting naked in photoshoots since she was 18 and before instagram existed..

It’s more like her claiming her position as an original “Gets naked to get rich boyfriends”…and she used Playboy as her instagram, which is probably more competitive to get through since they did castings and every low level hooker wanted what she had…

Either way, never hate a girl with fake tits willing to show them, even if you’ve seen her pussy when it was 18, a decade ago…she’s so natural in her cheesy photoshoot habitat…

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