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2016

24

Nov

Katie Cassidy Bikini Pic for David Cassidy of the Day

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood.

That said, that Partridge Family money, or legacy has allowed her to live the good life, where she gets to go to all kinds of great and luxurious places, often times on a private jet, where she can sit in the pool getting all “Lit AF”…because she’s in the right scene…so give thanks to rich brats – who become grown ups and post shameless bikini pics…especially if you’re a partridge family fetishist and I know you are…

If you’re into instagram slutting, here’s a failure, who I think is from Canada, and who landed a big show, or seemingly a big show a few years ago – allowing her to ride the wave and peak years ago – before crashing and resorting to instagram whoring to get noticed..Jessica Lowndes.

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2016

24

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nude Video of the Day

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Yesterday – I wrote something along the lines of Alessandra Ambrosio is a VS model who is old, tired, boring, but has new fake tits that she likes to show off in her latter years….still under contract, making me assume her ALES collection of bathing suits isn’t competitive to her masters who own her, but rather just a brand they own and give her royalties on – she’s given them enough of her life…

So when I say she’s selling bikinis, it’s not like pornstars selling their outfits from shoots, it’s actually just made in china shit that Donald Trump wants to end – if you’re lucky the only bodily fluid on it – is asian child labor blood…or tears…not Brazzilian model pussy juice….

This is the shoot in some fancy place….all beautifully shot – because this is what she does…and she looks good for an old, washed up hag…at least her ass does….

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2016

24

Nov

Alexis Ren’s Ass on Snapchat of the Day

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Alexis Ren, the social media’s biggest scam, because she managed to take her hot body, a body that many other girls trying to make it on social media have, and her average face, and find millions upon millions of fan…

Her tactic, a weird one, but one that worked, where she gave her character, her ass, her half naked body a reason to be half naked – and that reason was romance. She partnered up with some homo, they pretended to be in love, the lived a Bieber-like music video life, and the world bought into it…why? Because people are miserable and want a story…

I can assume they never fucked, it was all staged, and that like fake news, people believed…

And now, she gets to show off her ass on snapchat during lingerie / or jewelry shoots, like a little whore, who’s not a whore, just look at her social media, she’s so in love. Garabge – but when garbage has a great ass, it’s work fucking or wanting to fuck..

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2016

24

Nov

Alena Blohm Hot Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Alena Blohm is a German model, she was only born in 1993, which reminds me that I am very excited to be able to fuck girls born in Y2K…the year 2000…only a year and a few months to go…that’ll be my New Years Resolution next year…because fucking an 18 year old born in the year 2000 is a dream….making this one too fucking old…

But forget that, you know like the Germans seem forget Nazism, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….and based on her overall vibe…I like to think she was created in a lab somewhere – she’s fucking hot….

Too bad she’s a working model, which means she’s a scenester who dates rich guys like all other models, not because I want to date her, but because that’s such vapid behavior…it lacks substance and is overall very fucking lame…

But she looks good in a bikini.

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2016

24

Nov

Sofija Milosevic Bikini Shoot for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Sofija Milosevic and she looks like a mail order Russian hooker, as her name would imply, but she’s so much more than that…she’s a TRUMP model, your president has his hand in on 20% of her earnings, his team is responsible for her career, and since he created her think of all the good he can do for your country….

I mean in her defense, all women – especially, vapid, vain, superficial model type women…are prostitutes…and model agencies are really a loop hole to get hookers into the country….and Trump was well aware of that…it’s how he got your First Lady….

Here are some pics from her instagram…I love her…Sofija Milosevic…amazing…too bad I can’t buy you – I mean I know she can be bought – but well out of my budget…

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2016

24

Nov

Wallet Fucker Padma Lakshmi in a White Bikini of the Day

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“Don’t hate because I’m in lingerie. Moms do that sometimes.” was a post that Padma made on her social media when I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….and now she’s wearing a bikini….a white bikini that is showcasing the billion dollar box….that billionaires think is worth cumming inside…because who the fuck knows why….

She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. The kind of girl who gets in her lingerie when it comes to seducing old billionaires. In such a dark and egotistical way that she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire – belongs to another billionaire who was dying of cancer – only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…because she’s a fucking dirty, low level trick…who targets the high end john…into paying up.

But it’s good business…especially for someone in her 50s….so this is a pussy in a white bikini tribute to some 50 year old brown chick…all for THANKSGIVING

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2016

23

Nov

Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day

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It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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2016

23

Nov

Bella Hadid Butt Shot of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a Victoria’s Secret model now, because Victoria’s Secret is a trend setting company that digs through the depths of the world to find the next big model to turn into a promo model that sells shitty made in china overpriced panties…and sometimes the depths of the world is in your own backyard, knocking at your door, in the form of a social media hookers – that aren’t even first generation social media hookers.

This one is a third generation social media hooker who mooched off her sister who was second generation that mooched off the first generation social media hookers we call the man killing kardashians….

So does that make her social media fame and the fact the media love her – because they love her followers something to legitimately celebrate? Is she worthy of the audience that as a rich and connected person you can buy. Is there any difference between her and a Kate Hudson or other child star who was in the media or movies because of family friends – does this have any less skill or talent than being a terrible actress…

I figure it’s all fair game, plus social media fake models – living the model life – all get naked and give us butt shots…so there you fucking go…good job Hadid…the half Palestinian / Half sugar baby queen….

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2016

23

Nov

Bella Thorne Fetish Bike Ride of the Day

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Bella Thorne went on a bike ride in fetish shorts, that look like they aren’t breathable, which on a hot summer day or an LA day..means sticking, sopping, soaking, sweaty, dripping pussy….at least to me…because I am a pervert….

I know that this is zero interesting – and my writing is shit…I am a hack but I give thanks to the creation of Bella Thorne – from stage parents in florida with a bunch of kids, to older sisters whored out first to pave the way to actor in her own right – to instagram slut getting naked – because it’s all about social media – it’s all about getting naked on social media – it’s all about competing with social media whores and that’s done in the most empowering and fun as slutty as possible way to get that viral success….

I just hope for years to come – there will be more and more Bella Thornes taking provocative pics of themselves for their own channels like they are Playboy…because as a pervert I love the selfies..

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Let’s revisit her panties on snapchat from yesterday – which were a good play…

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2016

23

Nov

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn’s Weird Tit Grab Pic of the Day

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Kate Hudson had her mom and their family friends grab at her tits – because that’s what you do when you get fake tits – you pull them off and show them off for everyone to see because you invested in them tits – might as well get some use out of them….or make fun of them….because they are so silly – because as we know Kate Hudson’s track record of beingthe daughter of a famous person, is that she’s fucked a lot of people throughout her career as a celebrity who fame was handed to because she was born into it – and there’s good money in it – so why not do it…

I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson trying to deal with her detached rich kid getting filled from every angle ways….

But I did think she was hot before she was famous – when she was probably 18 and just in some tabloids with her mom pre- acting because that’s the kind of pervert I am….but here she is doing some family weirdness…

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