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2007

26

Jun

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken but they are new to me. What isn’t new to me is how obscene this bitch Kim Kardashian’s ass is. I saw the sex tape, I have seen other pictures out there showing off this massive thing and I know that I don’t like it at all. I know that every hip hop motherfucker out there loves this kind of shit. I have seen many youtube videos of fat asses being shook. I have seen strippers with booty do things I never thought asses could do and I never really fell for it. All I could think about was how many buckets of friend chicken bitch had to eat to make this shit happen. It always represented some nature channel shit to me, like the baboon with the biggest reddest cunt gets noticed by the alpha males, and I guess that never really got me off. What I do know is that Paris Hilton probably could have stuck out her friendship with this Armenian Fashion Accessory because she could hid from the cops between her freakishly big ass cheeks. See I can make bad blog jokes too.

I think the reason I never liked fat ass, even though I married a fat chick, was because I could never get my little penis around the goods and into the right places, it created some kind of barrier that kept people like me out, the reason it worked with my wife was because her ass had no personality, it kind just hung there like a wet towel hanging to dry and was easily moved to the side. It’s a skill I am glad I don’t need to use again.

Either way, today’s not working so well for me, but you can still look at bitches ass and say she should be spending some of Daddy’s inheritance on a personal trainer because one day soon that fucker is going to drop and even though I think she’s fucking dumpy right now, everyone else will too soon and no black dude or white guy trying to be black is going to want to film sex tapes with her anymore and that is pretty much considered failure where this bitch is from…

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2007

26

Jun

I am – Kim Kardashian's Armenian Ass of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures were taken but they are new to me. What isn’t new to me is how obscene this bitch Kim Kardashian’s ass is. I saw the sex tape, I have seen other pictures out there showing off this massive thing and I know that I don’t like it at all. I know that every hip hop motherfucker out there loves this kind of shit. I have seen many youtube videos of fat asses being shook. I have seen strippers with booty do things I never thought asses could do and I never really fell for it. All I could think about was how many buckets of friend chicken bitch had to eat to make this shit happen. It always represented some nature channel shit to me, like the baboon with the biggest reddest cunt gets noticed by the alpha males, and I guess that never really got me off. What I do know is that Paris Hilton probably could have stuck out her friendship with this Armenian Fashion Accessory because she could hid from the cops between her freakishly big ass cheeks. See I can make bad blog jokes too.

I think the reason I never liked fat ass, even though I married a fat chick, was because I could never get my little penis around the goods and into the right places, it created some kind of barrier that kept people like me out, the reason it worked with my wife was because her ass had no personality, it kind just hung there like a wet towel hanging to dry and was easily moved to the side. It’s a skill I am glad I don’t need to use again.

Either way, today’s not working so well for me, but you can still look at bitches ass and say she should be spending some of Daddy’s inheritance on a personal trainer because one day soon that fucker is going to drop and even though I think she’s fucking dumpy right now, everyone else will too soon and no black dude or white guy trying to be black is going to want to film sex tapes with her anymore and that is pretty much considered failure where this bitch is from…

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2007

26

Jun

I am – Paris Hilton Leaving Jail of the Day

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So this is the video of Paris Hilton walking out of jail with a big smile, shaking hands with the people, like she just ran a marathon of hope for retarded kids. I am convinced that bitch hasn’t changed at all, now that it’s over she can go back to her whore life of being self absorbed useless waste of space and she can also make a little money from the whole experience with her book and sudden spike in media interest in her. I wrote her a letter, she never responded. So bitch is dead to me, unfortunately she’s not dead to all of you and you motherfuckers will just keep feeding her story and ego as the next months unfold. She’ll be in magazines, on TV, in newspapers on the internet, making appearances and speeches and being interviewed It’s a whole new beginning for Paris in the limelight, and probably not a new experience for her to make a difference with her celebrity. What you will see happen is simple, young girls everywhere will be trying to get DUI’s on a suspended license so that they too can live the Paris life. It’s like the sex tape revolution all over again, only girls going to jail is a lot less interesting to me than girls sucking dick.

Posted in:Jail|Paris Hilton|Released|Unsorted|Video

2007

26

Jun

I am – Britney Spears Tit in Public of the Day

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I bet you feel like an idiot for thinking this whore had fake tits. I think it’s pretty clear that she’s stacked like a fat 13 year old girl who just got her period. Shit’s not made of silicone, it’s made of donuts and loose skin from once being filled with milk.

I had so many different things to write about today, I was sleeping and so much shit came to me that I was dreaming about how inspired I was, I had at least 10 amazing stories that I didn’t write down so I am drawing a fucking blank and that’s probably one of the most frustrating things in doing this site.

If more girls were like Britney, I’d be spending a lot more time in the changing room at stores around the city. There was a time when I’d get drunk with my friends in the morning and we’d have no where to go so we’d hit the mall and watch girls buy lingerie, bikinis, and shit like that. I never saw tit slips but I was escorted out of the mall by security after they got too many complaints from stores. It took them about a month to catch onto me though.

Seeing Britney stage a tit slip and not being able to jerk off to it because it’s not hot enough for you is pretty depressing. Not that I could have really jerked off to it with my not being able to get it up issue, but you know what I mean. There was a time when this was the fantasy of many, but now that it’s out there it’s not as good as you’d want it to be making the fantasy over. It’s like bringing home that hot chick you’ve always wanted, fucking her and finding out that she sucks in bed and did things you couldn’t fucking stand, and now that you’ve done it you never want to do it again, not that you’d know what that feels like, virgin. What it comes down to is that tit is tit and this is expensive tit and we should just appreciate what she’s doing instead of rippin’ into her for not being in her prime anymore, because that is usually happens when chicks have 2 kids.

The paparazzi scare the fuck out of me on this one, this is some climbing up the telephone pole with a telephoto lens creepy voyeur shit that’s got me arrested a few times…and the quality of the picture is so fucking good it doesn’t even look like bitch has a nipple, shit’s so grainy. Either way, I am posting them…

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2007

25

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a new email buddy who writes me stories about how her boyfriend fingerbangs her and how she once accidentally made out with a dog. She told me about going home with some random dude who had fat chick porn mags sprawled out all over his shitty apartment and how she woke up not knowing whether he raped her or not. I find this kind of shit inspiring. I’m thinking I should go out there and live more than sticking to a computer and reading/writing useless drivel, but I really have no where to go – so I’ll just keep relying on the few of you who actually aren’t too scared to venture out of your house…like this bitch who passes out on creepy dude’s floors and wake up wondering whether dude stuffed her or not….

This is shit that I was sent or that I went to today. Doesn’t mean shit’s amazing but I think it’s worth checking out. If you’re wondering why it is long, it always is because I am compensating for a short cock.

Here are the links:

Hot Chick Jumpin Around in a Bikini With Her Huge Tits and a Hot Ass Shake in Slow Motion
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Rosario Dawson Likes Chicks Because She Has a Dick
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Jenna Jameson’s New Tranny Look at Erotica Show in LA
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Megan Fox Maxim Photoshoot Video Cuz You Want to Fuck Her
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Fill in the Blank Homer Simpson – Test Your Simpson Knowledge Because You’re Bored and Lookin for a Good Time in all Different Ways.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Got Legs
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More Christine Lakin I want to Fuck
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Petra Nemcova Shows Off her Tits
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Busty Blonde Named Trixie Flashes
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Julia Stiles With Her Topless Friend
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You don’t need a seatbelt with these airbags…
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Spoiled Cunt Get Mad Wen Her Mom Gives Her a Lexus
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Girls Flashing at a Party
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John Tavolta’s Got a Lace Front
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Big Brother Brazil Gets Good Pool Footage, Hot Asses and Nip Slips
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Angelina Jolie Skinny and Out With Her Kid and by kid I mean Tits
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Ashton Kutcher Checking Out his stepDAUGHTER’s tits
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Brandon Davis Gets Pussy From This Chick in a Red Bikini
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Masturbation – Temporary Sexual Pleasure with Many Dangers….
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Rose McGowan in Arena Magazine
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Missy Peregrym is from Montreal and I want to See Her Naked
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Rebeca Cabral is a Brazilian Bikini Model Posing Video
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Hugh Hefner Says He’d Still Pay Paris to Pose….But Her Mom Won’t Let Her…
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Hayden Panettiere Pumping Gas
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Cameron Diaz Offends Peruvians
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The Evolution of Burt Reynolds from 1960 to Today
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WWE Wrestler and His Family Found Dead…Weird
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Penelope Cruz and Her Asian Friend
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More Christina Aguilera Big Ol Tit Pictures
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Rachel Hunter Hard Nipples..
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Dita Von Tease – Topless and Body Painted
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Kerri Russel’s Post Pregnancy Ass
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Playboy Photoshop’s Model’s Belly Button Out
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Megan Fox at the Screening of Transformers
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Flashing Girl Causes a Car Accident
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Posh Spice is Going to be a Cheerleader
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Eva Mendes Wanted to be a Nun and Now She’s A Slut You Jerk Off To…
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Kate Moss Has Some Crazy Floppy Skin on her Legs I Want to Lick
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Britney No Bra Spears
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Paris Exposed Tags Paris’ House – Amazing…WHy Didn’t one of You FUck’s Do that For me?
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Drunk John Stamos Interview….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Bridget Fonda Tits in Video
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Some Fat Chick Named Beth Ditto Performing With Her Fat Tits Because She’s Doing All She Can Before the Stroke Hits.
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Neo Nazi Dude Who Shot People Up in Utah after Escaping Prison…Has Nice Tattoos…
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Ben Affleck Penis Action
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Some Shemale Cut Off It’s Legs Because It’s Supposed to be Some Kind of Insane Disorder and It’s on Jerry Springer…It’s fucking disgusting…
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Indiana Jones on Set in Costume Reminding Us He’s Too Old to be in Movies…
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Sarah Silverman is Ugly and in her Bra in Rolling Stone
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Brad and Angelina think “I LOVE YOU” is for Pussies…I think Angelina Jolie is For Pussy Too.
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Topless Photoshoot
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New Amy Winehouse Video Because There Won’t Be Many Before She Dies of a Drug Overdose
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The First Feature Length Movie on Youtube Sucks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Picture 2
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K-Fed’s Baby Momma Shar Jackson has a 16 Year Old Son…She’s 30
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Use This Site to Find Pussy
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

25

Jun

I am – Brooke Hogan is Trash of the Day

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So it turns out that Brooke Hogan got fake tits. I figured that was the next step for her and you can tell by the scar in the armpit and from the fact that her tits are bigger than they were before. I remember when this slut was just a small breasted fat chick with a dream and now she’s pretty much no better than the whores I dream about getting lap dances from in my local strip clubs. The reason I call them whores is because they let you grab their tits for money and if you don’t have money they really want nothing to do with you and that would piss me off if I was lookin for love, but I am not, so I can handle the fact that they walk off pissed off when I tell them I have no money after making them chat me up for an hour. It’s actually one of the only things I find joy in these days. Because if I was a stripper I wouldn’t be working the loser in the corner who has been nursing one beer for the last 5 hours while wearing joggin’ pants….but I guess strippers aren’t known to be geniuses at least not at the places I go to.

The one thing that drives me crazy about strippers these days is their stupid legwarmers. The only reason I am posting these pictures is because of her fucking stupid pants. I got issues with these things and I see them everywhere I go. I don’t find them hot, I don’t care that a bitch is walking around with her ass hanging out and her legs covered up, I like full nudity or half nudity, but not no nudity, just annoying glimpses at what could be, from behind of retarded pants that distract me from wanting to see her naked because I am too focused on wondering what the fuck bitch is wearing.

I don’t care that Brooke Hogan thinks being sexy is being a stripper, it’s a pretty general mentality. A lot of girls and strippers think being a stripper is sexy and they all take notes from each other, making all girls run the same tricks. I go to fucking strip clubs all the time so I guess I partially feel the same way, but I like to believe the real reason I go to strip clubs is to try to figure out what drove these whores into becoming whores. What kind of daddy issues, broken homes, poverty and addiction did they face to resort to making a lot more money than they would working the checkout counter at the supermarket an to see some naked chicks, but not to be seduced by stuidity.

Either way, Brooke Hogan has access to money, comes from a big house with big cars and a big father, but for some reason she’s following her whore mother’s footsteps and taking this shit to the stage, big fake titties and semi-nudity, the only problem is that cunt isn’t showing her cunt and that to me is a waste of a stripper or someone who is so obviously inspired by strippers but is too pussy to take it to the level needed making her nothing but a failure to me…at least SHE’S been consistent on her quest to the pole….

2007

25

Jun

I am – Jade Jagger's Upskirt of the Day

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Jade Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger. She’s about 36 and I think I love her. These are pictures of her having a pretty weak upskirt that make me question why I do this site. I don’t understand why the fuck I bother writing posts about people I don’t ]give a fuck about, even though I’d love to stuff them like a turkey, but I do it because they are showing off a little panty. It’s a pretty fucking pathetic existence, because I would be a lot happier being out watching upskirts and nip slips happen in real life. Unfortunately, I am too poor and lazy for that shit.

What I am not too lazy for is harassing girls on myspace and facebook. Today’s question is when did you have your first orgasm. So far no one has answered me but 10 people have deleted me as a friend. I guess I am good at turning people off.

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2007

25

Jun

I am – Jade Jagger’s Upskirt of the Day

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Jade Jagger is the daughter of Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger. She’s about 36 and I think I love her. These are pictures of her having a pretty weak upskirt that make me question why I do this site. I don’t understand why the fuck I bother writing posts about people I don’t ]give a fuck about, even though I’d love to stuff them like a turkey, but I do it because they are showing off a little panty. It’s a pretty fucking pathetic existence, because I would be a lot happier being out watching upskirts and nip slips happen in real life. Unfortunately, I am too poor and lazy for that shit.

What I am not too lazy for is harassing girls on myspace and facebook. Today’s question is when did you have your first orgasm. So far no one has answered me but 10 people have deleted me as a friend. I guess I am good at turning people off.

Posted in:Jade Jagger|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

25

Jun

I am – Coleen McLoughlin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Her name is Coleen McLoughlin, she’s obviously not that famous because I have never heard about what she does. I have posted These Bikini Pics of her in the past, which means that the dudes who rock the message boards I steal my pictures from seem to care about her when she’s rockin a bikini….

I was out of town this weekend and not near a computer. It was me and the trees and beer and it wasn’t much of a holiday just more of a random adventure that wasn’t very adventurous. I came back to find emails from some people about a comment someone left posing as me that was dissing one of the sites I like. I generally don’t censor my comments, I don’t edit my comments, I barely even read my comments because I don’t really care about what you have to say. I know that people like HornyLohanWanker write creepy shit that has probably put me on the FBI’s list of sites to monitor and I still give him free reign.

Either way, I don’t dis other sites in my comments, I do it within posts because I am uninspired most of the time and if I am going to bother writing anything, I generally do it in a post. I do like somethings some people are doing out there and the site in question is one of those sites that I dig as far as celeb shit goes and I refer people to check him out if they want to know what’s going on in the world of celebrity.

That said, I didn’t rip into him, I didn’t say he was a third rate version of me, because my site sucks so hard that a third rate version of me would be some weird homeless dude with a calculator and women’s panties on. I don’t really appreciate whoever it was who pretended to be me, you’re an asshole. Ripping into people on the internet is what I do, so I am not going to be a bitch and cry about that, but next time try to do it with your own name, or with some fake name that you like, or with the handle Perez Hilton, or something. Just don’t pretend to be me because I have to deal with the backlash and I only like dealing with backlash to shit I actually wrote.

Here’s that bitch Coleen McLoughlin in a bikini. The pictures are dull but so am I, so it’s a match made in Internet heaven.

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2007

25

Jun

I am – Demi Moore Nipples of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Demi Moore running into her hotel in a see through shirt. We’ve all seen her tits in that Stripper movie of hers so I am surprised it’s taken her this long to expose the fake fuckers again. I don’t think nipples are a big deal and I don’t understand why I am considered porn for openly posting nipples, but Americans are pretty fucking conservative, and thanks to Demi Moore I am considered a Smut Peddler….

I was talking to some dude in the US Army this weekend while wasted on the campsite about banging older ladies. He told me that whenever he goes out drinking he tries to find the places where cougars hang out. He just likes the way they fuck better. He was going on about how young girls get all attached to his shit and one night stands with them take a bit of work and getting them to leave the hotel he happens to be at that day is always awkward. They get hooked to him and want to spend the day with him, where as MILFs just want to get the fuck out and back to their husband and kids or if they are divorced want to avoid any emotional involvement because their hearts have already been broken once and now they just want to cum…

I never really had that mentality, I always thought that old chicks were kinda gross, but I guess finding someone to make my bed for me and act like my mom would have been a good thing, but since my wife never gets out of bed, there’s no real need for that.

Either way, here are her nipples until the paparazzi companies email me demanding I take them down. So take it all in motherfucker…cuz this shit’s porno according to google.

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