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2019

Oct

Top 11 Towel Series Sluts Part 3 of the Day

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You can see PART 1 HERE and PART 2 HERE because why not….

Creepy photographers being accused of sexual misconduct by 20 people deserve some love too, it’s not his fault he is in an industry that people fuck to get ahead and being a perv was considered cute or funny before those who didn’t get their way decided to do a protest cuz their fuck didn’t get them ahead. It happened to Terry Richardson long ago….

I am a firm believer in separating the pervert fuck from his work. I think genius comes in all forms and I am not saying that Testino is a genius, no photographer really is, but I am saying that if someone makes a painting, a movie, a photo in a LOOK AT THIS photograph kind of way, what they do sexually, how they treat others, all that is irrelevant…

I can assure you many legends in film, art, sport did shit that was fucked up…all the classics….and to discount their contributions based on their asshole tendencies is to basically re-write history cuz getting to the top of anything takes a fucking tyrant, not a nice guy….so sure they may not all be rapists or abusers, but they are all fucking weird, otherwise they’d be working at Walmart, and even those people are weird…HUMANS are fucking disgusting….so focus on the good…you negative fucks.

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2019

Oct

How To Tape Your Tits to Be Trans Woman Living a Man’s Life and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls in Lingerie Do Fake Arrest in Miami Beach – Officer Who Was Involved on Leave Now – LOL – SLUTS MAN – THEY WILL RUIN YOU….

Tourist Fucks a Statue

Rowers VS Boat

Car Accident of the Day – Don’t Text and Drive

Hairball Removed from Stomach – Gross.

ATM Robber – Really Good at This – Blows Himself up

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2019

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the general consensus is that if you are looking to seduce a real life woman, and not one of your cam girls, but a girl you meet in the real world, and not through a socila media or dating site, you can send the following two lines of pussy poem to any girl and you’d be accurate and they’ll be charmed or terrified…but most likely charmed and terrified while still thinking it is sweet – even if you haven’t seen her vagina yet….this may be the way to see it…

It goes like this. Send it after the first date.

Your pussy is so beautiful
She’s probably a model

But leave out the second part that goes like:

because you take so many pics of her for other dudes
cuz that’s what all girls do
you dumb whore bitch

I guess it’s not that romantic either way..
you may not want to take seduction advice from a guy who has sex with hookers….oral sex…cuz my dick don’t work…but my throat’s not scared of AIDS….

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New Age Braless Girls Dancing Like Crazies at the Climate Rally….
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Random Dude Shitting on Someones Driveway
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Matt Lauer’s Slutty Daughter on TikTOk – I’ve Actually Seen her Account..
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Ambrosio Fitness Gear
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The History of the NXIVM CULT
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Trans Monster Kardashian Trying to Meet Autistic Greta the Shame On You Bullshit Cuz Kardashians Like Being Around Overrated Shit
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Lizzie Cundy Vagina Escape Artist.
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Taylor Swift High After Surgery is Fuckign Annoying….
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Crazy Old Lady
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Dead Slut’s Net Worth…
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Worst Driver Ever
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Lottie Moss Looking Like a Fetish Sex Worker
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Shantel VanSanten Cleavage
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Katherine Langford Cleavage
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Olga Kurylenko – Cleavage
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Olivia Jordan – Cleavage
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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been seeing constant crackheads walking around the ghetto I live in, but never full bother really watching them, until today when this hot toothless looking thin bitch in what was some decently slutty soiled clothing…the kind of girl who has been through some shit, and who you’d give 10 dollars to just to see how ragged her cunt is, the blowjob is just bonus….but anyway they walk under the neighbor’s window and he legit throws down a baggy…it was modern and convenient…smart street drug dealing…and I got to thinking..
my brother Hector used to run a back alley abortion clinic, I still have all the equipment lying around (ie a coathanger)…maybe I could go in business with my neighbor and basically become a NORDIC Spa for crackwhores…fuck I’ll add to my services offer list with STD taste tests and some silicon for that round ass injection…and you’d think I wasn’t a business man based on this site…I got all the fucking ideas..

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Bikini Bitch Rescuing Whales
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Dude on Flaka
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How Much was this Dead porn slut worth?
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Savage Moments that Aren’t That Savage….
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I’m With Sienna Miller on this
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Laudry Malfunction
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South Park Banned in China
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Jamie Curtis Looks Like Shit…
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Darwinism
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Britney in the Gym Looking Awesome
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Worst Fucking Driver
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Arab Drifting
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Some Bitch Named Chloe in a See Through
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Martha Hunt Black Undies
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Celeb Nude Scene
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Classy Black Chick in a Se Through Outfit gets Her Vag Grabbed
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Chloe Grace Legs
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Brave Guy Hacks into NASA
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Taylor Swift Embarrassed and Reacting to Footage of Herself – To Remind You That She is the Fucking Worst…I hate thm all…
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Cute Dogs…Cuz I Love Dogs…
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Kim K Gets a Dude Out of Jail – It’s Her Fetish
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Dutch Rave from the 90s…
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Robber Fuck Up
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Weird Human Interaction with a Granny….She Nuts..
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Dude Struck By Lightning while Walking Dogs
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Check Your panties
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Dude Crashes Hard – Doesn’t Get Hurt…
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Ukraine Twerk Girls
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Monkey Lifts Girl into Tree
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Lottie Moss Fat Thong Ass
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Abigail Clancy hot Sheer Outfit
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Heather Locklear and her Daugther’s Big Tits
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Lindsay Vonn Dressed Fancy
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Kristn Stewart Slutty Lesbian Outift
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Maisie Smith Looks Good
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I think ya’ll want to fuck this Dora The SexLOrer
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Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon’s Tits
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Mexican Ass in Jeans
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Brooke Burke Titties
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Unexplained Money Shots
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The Reddit Amateur Slut of the Day
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Girl Sexually Assaulting a Dude
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Funny Big Titty Flash
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Buttholes
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Don’t Get Caught
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Weird Incest Movie
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Big Tits Take a Dildo
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Retard is the New Sexy
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Dolly Strip
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They Call Her the GF of the Week
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A bunch of idiots who were asking for it
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Beer Tits
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Hot Tits in an Amazing Setting
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Motorbike Ass
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2019

Oct

Britney Spears Deep Stretch of the Day

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Britney Spears our favorite kidnapped in plain site – is out in the gym, bringing back that fit 40 year old body that’s got a bit dumpy since the public finally decided to join internet forces with a hashtag as they do. I think it was #FreeBritney or something…that only took a fucking decade to put together..despite being Britney Spears with her millions of global fans…that shit should have happened long ago..but I guess peole were distracted by taking selfies, buying shit the Kardashians were selling, doing the #BlackLivesMatter, #MeToo, #HollywoodTooWhite, #ANtifa, anti-trump silliness to bother with Britney….where’s Chris Crocker when you neeed someone to cry about leaving Britney Alone….oh right doing gay porn on twitter…

But the fact of the matter is that with the help of her family and captors she’s still relevant, her tits look great, and despite being a mom of two pushing 40…she’s stood the test of time and is still Britney Spears and that brings hope to all of us with kids we want to exploit and monetize until thy are 40…it is possible to do…just look or ask Britney…

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2019

Oct

Katy Perry Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Katy Perry even with her big tits we all know, including her are her only marketable skill, and with her ass and the rest of her being dumpy as shit, that’s not even that impressive..

I can’t stand her….

It just reminds me of how a talentless hack was able to put on some dumb costume, appropriate the LA hipster scene at the time to build out her poser aesthetic, and create countless hits, that are shitty fucking songs, barely catchy fucking songs, but that went viral regardless, thanks to what we can assume is illuminati, or a business that just knows how to properly manipulate a fucking audience through marketing….

So putting up her shameless use of her tits, now that she’s old and rich and can’t be made to believe she’s a fucking hack, thanks to all that success her talentless ass has had….was almost painful to do…but they are such big tits I can’t help it.

My working tagline for the site is “I hate Celebs, but Love Their Tits”….is perfectly represented with this garbage! So here is this garbage…..

AND HERE ARE KATY PERRY’S BEST TIT PICS OF ALL TIME

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2019

Oct

Krysten Ritter Tits Out of the Day

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Krysten Ritter at a movie premiere with her tits out….her milk filled tits….she just had a kid…so her tits are full of milk…like a dairy cow…ready to make ice cream all over her baby daddy’s face…but instead she is at the El Camino Breaking Bad Netflix Movie because the general audience finds comfort in familiar characters and storylines…they just can’t get enough of the shit..

I don’t mind Krysten Ritter, which is saying a lot because I generally hate everyone. Don’t blame me, blame my mother for instilling at a young age that I can’t be out here trusting or respecting any woman…unless she’s making me dinner….or baked goods…because women are just natural in the kitchen..but even with ingrained kitchen DNA….they’ve evolved into this shit….the best chef’s in the world are still men…so that’s the takeaway here…if you want tits or breast milk or babies made turn to women…for everything else there’s men…

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2019

Oct

Rihanna Naked of the Day

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Rihanna is releasing some kind of book, and these are in the book, so it is not the standard fake leaked nudes situation, where the celebs act like some hacker dude figured out their email and icloud details to release their cunt to the world, this is more the “I was a teen sex worker in Barbados, who sexualized myself at a young age for execs, got sent to America, built an audience with lame music, before getting beat by a man and turning edgy enough to become a huge fucking star”….and as that all worked itself out she did a lot of scandalous shoots to continue with content that told her story of being some sexual being….empowered….

So the younger titty pics of tits we’ve already seen because she’s that kind of popstar, mogul, empire, QUEEN OF BARBADOS – you know – she’s done some racier shit in the past and now that she’s fat it’s good to showcase to the world presented as art and I’m totally into that concept because any reason to see a nude is a good reason to me.

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2019

Oct

Rumer Willis Titty Rub of the Day

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Rumer Willis is celebrating breast cancer awareness month, I think it is breast cancer awareness month, maybe every month is breast cancer awareness month, since breast cancer affect so many women, more and more thanks to all the chemicals and radiation in everything we ingest, that you all should be giving yourself breast exams, and if you’re not into it, I can always do it for you…but I use my mouth..it’s a ancient technique the Mayans invented…so come on over…let’s save some lives..

Rumer Willis, who has been consistently hated on by most sites, is likely doing this to ride some of the attention her mom got last week with her book of lies…I don’t listen to the media coverage but I know that at least two dudes were like “that never even existed, this bitch is crazy”, but I guess Rumer Willis in being Rumer willis only knows how to ride her mom and dad’s wave. Nothing wrong with that, if anything it’s awesome…you never have to work, you can do whatever you want, and if you’re in the mood to rub your tit on social media, the audience will watch cuz they know you exist. So it’s like she gets all the benefits of celebrity all while being absolutely useless…unless you find this titty rub useful in anything but distracting from her weirdo face.

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2019

Oct

Jojo Titty Sweat of the Day

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Jojo and her nipple pasties all hot and sweaty…

So she’s starting a movement about under breasts sweat by proudly posting up a pic of her under breast sweat…which I didn’t really thing was a thing that girls felt shame about or that girls felt need to be showcased and empowered but any excuse to show you sheer top and nipple pasties…you know to divert from showing the sheer top by talking about a basically non existent insecurity like that bitches sweat under the fatty globulars….which in the event you’re not a fat man…we swear there too. We just aren’t as slutty for attention about it.

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