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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day

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Some people save up their money all year to get the chance to go on some really shitty, yet affordable All Inclusive resort. The kind of 2 star resort that has shittier conditions thatn Haiti. I’m talking run down, filled with racist trailer trash, with hepatitis ice cubes in the watered down drinks, only to get diarhea the first day of your trip and all your worldly possessions stolen the second day and a horrible sun burn the third day, setting you up for the worst fucking trip in history, but you won’t admit it because you saved all your money to go on this shit and there’s no way you’ll admit you had a bad time.

Other people get paid 5 times your yearly salary to do a photoshoot in the nice islands that don’t smell like AIDS, that also includes 5 star accommodations, gourmet meals and everything else that you could imagine on you dream vacation….because those people look like Alessandra Ambrosio and not like your wife or any of the trash that has let you put your dick in them. Life is unfair, get over it….

Here she is doing a little paddle surfing…..cuz she’s clearly a faggot….you know since paddle surfing was invented by faggots for faggots like Fubu but less black…even though the only people I knew who ever wore Fubu were white poor kids who got made when I’d tell them shit was made for black people…but you get what I mean….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Paddle Surf

2010

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass Drinks By the Pool with the Kids of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jenny from the Block keeping it hood by drinking with her kids poolside. This is the kind of shit the housing projects are made of. Seriously, all it’s missing is her hand halfway down her pants grabbing her dicks telling her kid to come sit on her lap, before freaking the fuck out when the kid says no, and beating the fuck out of it, I saw Precious, I know how it works….

Here she is in a robe….and at least 4 pairs of SPANX trying to contain her disgusting….and protect it from the outside world…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drinking|J.Lo|kids|Poolside

2010

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If youre not too busy jerking off to George Clooney’s Jerk Off Session for Haiti, Here are my stepLINKS

Remember to Add Me To Facebook You Assholes
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If Gemma Massey Isn’t a Great Way to Start the Weekend, I Don’t Know What Is
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Amy Winhouse’s Ex Husband Is Into Tranny’s That Look Just Like His Ex Wife Which Either Makes Him a Homo Or Amy Winhouse a Man, I Haven’t Decided Yet
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Because It’s The Weekend and Well, Why Not?
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Blake Lively’s Hottest Pics
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Drea De Matteo and Her Bikini Say Hello
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If You Find Lost As Fucking Confusing As I Do
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Heidi Montage Plastic Surgery Timeline
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UK BIG BROTHER Karly Ashworth Leaked Nude Pics
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Elisabetta Canalis is Like a Walfare Cindy Crawford
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Jesus Wants You Do to the Sanctified Slide
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I’d Rather Look at Jesus Luz’s Brazilian Dick Than a Close Up of Madonna’s Face, and No, That Doesn’t Make Me a Fag
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25 Clever Exam Answers
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kanya and Amber Rose Tell Peta To Go Fuck Themselves Without Saying a Word
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How About Zoe Zaldana’s Nipples
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Celebrity Jersey Shore Impressions
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And Today, In This is Our Future
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Kristen Stewert is Looking Trashy
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Kesha Has a Really Gross Man Face and I Hate It
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Rock Band Chicks Inthe Underwear
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Liv Loses Her Dress
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Bikini Faceplant
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Frat Sluts Get It On
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Audrey Bitoni Wants to Get Fucked
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And That’s Why You Don’t Rollerskate off a Roof
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s Lez Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Someone Wants to Kill Kim Kardashian
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34 Best Ever Nipslips
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Who Wants to See Nudists
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Gotta Love Bryci
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Why The Fuck Did Hayden Panty Airs Color Her Hair Red?
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And More Lezzies!! Yes!!
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Veronika in White
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Meet Mary Castro
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Bianca Beauchamp is Taking a Romp in the Hay
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Playboy Babe – Michaela Grauke
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Soccer Holligan Throwdown – VIDEO
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Who’s Stripping For Haiti
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And There’s 2 More Girls Getting It On
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Martha Stewert Pole Dance
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And Pee Wee Herman is BACK!!!
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Brought to you by the girl who can take two bananas and her husband who’s camera only records for 30 seconds cuz he’s trash…

And the Drunk Girl Who Eats the Tequila Worm….and her over excited loser friends who find it gross…

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2010

Jan

Britney Spears in Her Dick Shirt of the Day

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I guess Britney Spears loves dick so much she decided to wear it on her t-shirt….see we understand the subtlty of shitty ironic t-shirts…so we get what Britney and her sweaty sloppy self is trying to tell us…the issue of whether we want to give her want she wants really comes down to the condition of her pussy cuz based the rest of her, you may have some scrubbing to do….not that that would really stop me…this is Britney Spears we’re dealing with…she’s one of those things you rawdog under any circumstance…including AIDS…I figure if Homeless dudes can live with the disease for decades…it can’t be that bad….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Pig

2010

Jan

Shitty Mistress of the Day

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Some Mistress was mad that her married boyfriend went back to his wife. She put up billboards to embarrass the guy who is a pretty big player and involved in US politics and I’ll I have to say is that dude should not have been dating a sister. Black girls are fucking insane….and as a black man dude should have been aware of that…I can think of a few places this bitch could have better spent her money than on her own selfish needs and ego cunt behavior….Like Haiti. Greedy fucking pig.

When bitches get down with married men who they know are married they are playing with fire and it excites them – when they try to throw it back in your face and ruin you because of it they are just straight up cunts. I will never understand the way a woman thinks or how she thinks this is cool or going to accomplish anything…she just looks like a desperate twat who I hope never gets dick again.

This is just another reminder that if you are going to cheat on your wife, be smart about it and fuck an escort. Don’t fuck a girl who you know, or who you work with, no matter how badly you want to get inside her. Don’t fuck someone in your neighborhood or who knows your wife. Don’t even fuck anyone who can find you on Facebook. Fuck a whore. It is their job. That is what they do. It will never get out, unless you’re a pussy who needs to confess out of guilt because you want an honest relationship, in which case just don’t fucking cheat, it’s gonna cause headaches like this shit.

Here’s more on the story , if you care

Posted in:Adultery|Cunt|Infidelity|Mistress|Shitty

2010

Jan

Shauna Sand Does One More Push of the Day

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Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…

Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.

So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2010

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Really Not That Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood.

So whoever it was who told her she was as hot as she thinks she is, was fucking wrong and the fact that she’s worked her way onto The Hills by using her cunt, after using her cunt to get her in a position to get on The Hills, is less impressive than a desperate dying Haitian girl turning to prostitution to get water after the earthquake… I find it lazy, boring and obvious….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

Jan

Mischa Barton…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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I don’t really know what’s going on here. We’ve established bitch has given up on life without actually giving up on life and further proof wasn’t really needed to demonstrate how hurting she actually is but I just couldn’t help myself…I guess this is like a goodbye to all the masturbation material she has provided over the years, even though the only scene worth masturbating to over the years was the under the bed as the dead, puke covered girl who fucked with her dad enough to piss off her mom in the Sixth Sense….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lookin' Good Sweetheart|Mischa Barton|No Makeup|Scary

2010

Jan

Rihanna is Fuckin’ Done of the Day

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I get that Rihanna pulled that whole “My boyfriend beats me” bullshit to get some attention because she saw that a lot of more talented people were coming up around her. She pretty much knew she was on her way to being totally irrelevant and uninteresting, so she had to act smart and act fast. See when these fads peak for a few years and make a ton of money, they have a hard time accepting that they’ve peaked and that it is just down hill from here. They hang on as hard as they can, they even spend their own money, sacrifice their integrity hoping something sticks…but she just fucking sucks at singing, her sex appeal is pretty much dead to me, she has stupid clown hair and the fact that she calls the cops on her men when they get a little rough makes her a boring and a cry baby I want nothing to do with. I’m just hoping the rest of the world agrees cuz Rihanna is fuckin’ done.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Sucks

2010

Jan

Lady Gaga When She Was Just a Normal Ugly Whore of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Lady Gaga was a fucking scam from day one. I always knew she was just a girl working as an intern at a record company who wanted to be famous….so she did shitty MTV shows. Luckily for her, the label saw the hipster club kid homo crowd needed a mainstream icon to use. So they created her persona, her bullshit story, and capitalized on her insecurity to make her marketable., cuz no one gets famous doing the shit she does, there’s too much red tape and executives that would never buy into her and invest in her.

Every move she made was run by a board of old Jewish men and despite claim to being creative and creating all this, there is a total science behind her and her hit songs.

Unfortunately, even if her credibility is destroyed…it’s not going to stop her or her idiot loser fans cuz people seem to want to believe and like to believe because maybe it gives them hope or an icon in their follower lives.

Seriously, you gotta trust me cuz every Gaga type freak I’ve met at parties over the years has been too drugged out to ever have fame no matter how talented they are at singing, song writing, fashion design…..it takes millions of dollars to make someone famous and no one would put millions of dollars into the freakshow that Gaga is now or claims to have always been…it’s all a fucking lie…just ask New York city club kids from the last 5 years and they will confirm that this bitch was just a nobody who didn’t even go to their parties…who wasn’t in the art or music scene…she just popped out of no where playin make belief….

Hollywood and Entertainment Industry is all fucking lies and bullshit….seriously…

Yes – I know I linked this 2 weeks ago – I am a drunk and forgetful

Here are some pictures of Gaga the other day before her concert looking like total shit…even for Gaga who always looks like shit. I hope this fame thing eats her up and spits her up cuz she is garbage…..

Pics via Fame