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2009

06

May

Some Naomi Campbell Titties of the Day

The world needs more crazy tits, not that Naomi Campbell’s tits are crazy, but she’s rumored to be based on all the bratty scenes she causes, but that’s just what happens when you grow up without a father and are raised by a nanny while you’re whore mother is off traveling the world. She’s just one of those rich bitches who thinks the world revolves around her, not that it really matters and I don’t really know what I am writing my psychological assessment of her based on her Wikipedia page, maybe I should go into stories of how black girls won’t fuck me, despite me wanting to fuck them, or maybe talk about how a friend of mine who only fucks black girls told me that only Haitian’s suck dick and that’s why they get the bad reputation from other black people as being scum, but that’s not very interesting to talk about. I could go on about how I always get the lap dances from black girls and smell of their perfume for a good week, because of a combination of me not showering and them whore showering, but instead I’ll just post the fucking pictures, because combined with with this write-up, makes this probably the worst post I’ve ever done. We can always bring our A-Game…or in this case…any game.

Posted in:cleavage|Naomi Campbell|Tits

2009

06

May

Victoria Beckham and a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

I can’t believe I’ve been writing this shit for 6 years. I can’t believe I post a picture of a Spice Girl in a semi see through shirt only because you can see whatever her under shirt that she knew people would be able to see when she got dressed like it is some kind of news. I guess I should really try to step my shit up, because if I find this kind of thing this uneventful and uninteresting, I am pretty sure so does the rest of the world. I’d apologize to you, but maybe I’m doing it on purpose. I call it self-destructive blogging. Gotta make sure I never take it to the next level, become successful, sell book deals and movie deals and TV deals. I gotta keep the shit obsolete and useless like the vibrator I bought to get my wife to stop fucking me, because she can’t manage to get the fuckin’ thing in her because her arms don’t reach past her gut. Trust me, it’s not as hot as it sounds.

Posted in:See Through|Shit|Victoria Beckham

2009

06

May

I Don’t Understand Lindsay Lohan of the Day

I got into a debate about Lohan the otherday with a girl who was at the Lohan event in Montreal about how relevant she still is. Now, I don’t really care to talk about celebrities in my everyday life and prefer talking and livin’ out dirty little fantasies and situations, and luckily for me, this Lohan debate was only an excuse for me to talk to this tight bodied 18 year old I wanted to lick from ass to pussy and back again.

The girl was going off about how Lohan is done. How no one is willing to work with her. How everyone has turned their back on her and how she’s caught up in the drugs and party and will not be able to bush off all the baggage she’s got off and is desited to just keep fading away into obscurity, or dying.

I was arguing that she’s fucking Lindsay Lohan and anyone who gets involved with her makes a ton of money, like Samantha Ronson, because the media is still obsessed with her and that it’s just a matter of time before she pulls it all together.

Then I grabbed the girl’s tits and pulled it out of her shirt and she slapped me across the face and fucked off, so in a lot of ways, I won the debate.

I saw this video of Lohan hummin’ happy birthday like she’s a fuckin’ Kazoo, something she should prbably do behind closed doors, because as normal as it may seem to her, shit is uncomfortably weird for all the people watching her every move and despite believing she’ll make a comeback, I had no choice but to post this because Lohan is my favorite and the humming happy birthday hummer is always a party favorite.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Weird

2009

06

May

Claire Danes Weird Nipple Slip of the Day

I never thought Claire Danes was hot. I remember when My So Called Life was on TV and all these fucking girls I knew connected with her socially awkward, unattractive, suicidal and depressing character, some how making her out to be this desired chick in an oversized 90s sweater who fucked with Jared Leto and I just didn’t get it. I went through a few weeks of wondering if I was gay because I found the weird hispanic faggot more feminine and attractive than her, but in my defense I didn’t know he was a dude for the first few episodes I saw him in and I think he had more tit than her.

So seeing her 10 or 15 years later really doesn’t appeal to me, even when she’s showing off her little boy nipple that remind me of the 5th grade swimming lessons I once took, only not as hot, because in 5th grade swimming leesons, I got to stare at my 16 year old instructor’s pubic hair pokin’ out of her one-piece bathing suit…


To see the rest of the pics, follow this link
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Posted in:Claire Danes|Nipple

2009

06

May

Paula Abdul Weirdness of the Day

Here’s a weird fucking interview with Paula Abdul on the street outside of some Hollywood hotspot, where the paparazzi ask her question like if she eats fish to get pregnant, then they talk about Zac Effron and shit ends with her saying that the 3 original idol judges are the like the Three Mouseketeers, that’s when I was about to stop listening, but Paula brought out a team of dancers to do some dance on the street and the whole thing makes me uncomfortable, but that’s just because I only really connect with tap dancing alone and this choreographed shit is just way too homo and happy for me. Either way, there are no tits in this shit, but there is a drunk or medicated bitch strugglin to get into a Range Rover and that is always fucking sexy. I just can’t quite figure out how this girl gets through life….

Posted in:Interview|Paula Abdul|Weird

2009

06

May

Kelly Ripa is Fucking Ripped of the Day

I wonder how many sites made the connection with her body being ripped and her name being Ripa. I am thinking 95% of them.

These pictures are disgusting have. Don’t get me wrong, I like skinny girls, but not fitness skinny. I like eating disorder and drug addict skinny, because there’s something nice about skin that looks like it’s an extra large condom dangling off my little penis than skin that looks like it’s about to explode like the seam of my wife’s pants when she tries to sit down on the couch.

Whatever the fuck is going on with her sternum/titties is some steroid shit, that reminds me of the WWF and not in a good way, but what really gets me is the penis that is sneaking it’s way out of her belly button.

Sure, hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries, but the thought of going down on a bitch and having that shit pokin’ me in my forehead freaks me out but not as much as the idea of a sex tape of her husband jerkin it off while getting her pregnant for the fourth time does.

Here she is in Miami.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Ripa|Ripped

2009

06

May

Keeping Things Hood of the Day

I just woke up. It happens when you are a lazy motherfucker. Here is a video of some hood girls going at it hard enough to have their tits exposed to the crowds of classy people cheering them on as they rip each other’s weaves out. I think this is more interesting than any celebrity gossip bullshit, but I’ll get back to regular programming in a minute.

Love

Here’s another one of some dude body slammin’ some chick cuz she won’t suck his dick…

Posted in:Fight|Hood Girls

2009

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t read my email for 5 days. That probably makes me a bad business man. Other things that make me a bad business man…everything about me. I’m not that guy.

But I will post my links, because it is the right thing to do.

The other right thing to do, give a little shout out to the hot blonde with fake tits I was talking to at the bar.

Here are my links…

I promise to work harder tomorrow. Unless Swine Flu saves me from this hell.

Give Money Grubbin’ Whores a Chance…
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Paula Abdul, Meet Captain Obvious
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Minka Kelly’s Girls Are Out On Display
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The Pose Hard Pose Off
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples Are Oh So Hard
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The Simpsons Accapella
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Brooke Hogan’s Awesome Big Tits
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Introduing a New Cologne from the Most Famous Man in the World
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Maybe You Can Figure Out What’s Happening In This Commercial, Cause I Don’t Have a Fucking Clue
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Join A-Rods Steroid Quest
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Gianna and Velicity Get Down
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Now THAT’S a Trash Can I Would Use
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Vistoria Principle is Out of Her Fucking Mind
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Dying With Dignity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Miss California Isn’t Just a Homophobe, She’s Also Topless
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Shots
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Rhianna is Looking Good
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Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant or Just Aging and Fat?
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If X-Tina is Gonna Be in a Movie, She Had Better Be Getting Naked
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Rebecca Romijn Gallery
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Shay Laren Wants to Give You the Moves
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Yourself Get Shot Point Blank With a Paint Ball Gun
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There’s Something About Brea Lynns Sweater
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Irina Sheik in Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S What 10 Billion Volts Looks Like
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Tyra Banks Has a Piece of Shit On Her Head and It Sure As Hell Ain’t No Hat
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Some Hotties From the Met Art Gala
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Nadine Coyle Cleavage
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Why Hello Web Came Carmen
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There’s Something About Beyonce Lately
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Brianna Frost Rocks out to CARBON 9
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Nothing But A Tie and Boots
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Ida Ljungqvist – 2009 Playmate of The Year
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Now There’s a Prize I Wouldn’t Want in MY Happy Meal
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Russel Simmons is Gonna Take Out the Credit Card Industry
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What Have You Put in YOUR Ass?!
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Tits in the Grass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits in the Sun of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out by a midget, I am not fuckin’ joking, and unfortunately, I don’t have those pictures anymore and don’t think they are anywhere to be found on the internet, but I do know that despite all the trouble she’s caused me, I still think she’s hot and I can’t help but let her whore ass back on my site, even though I know I shouldn’t bother with her. Again, the internet immitates reality, you know because I still let my fat wife in my bed despite hating her, I mean sure, she paid for the bed and the rent and I am the freeloader, but as the man, that makes me the boss.


If you want to see her in a bikini, you’ll have to follow this link, and see it on this site, because I don’t have access to the shit
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Posted in:Beach|Tits|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

05

May

RIP Motherfucker the Dom DeLuise Edition of the Day

I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never.

But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm. He was 75. He had a good life. He was fat. He probably would have lived another 10 years if he ate a little less, exercised a little more, advice I don’t give my wife, because she’s seen her prime and I feel it’s time for her to say goodbye to this mean world.

Either way, here’s some youtube videos of him, to remind you who he is, in the event you forgot.

Here he is on Dean Martin’s Show….

Here he is with Dean Martin Again

Here he is as Pizze The Hut in Spanish

Here he is with Dom DeLuise on Johnny Carson’s Show…

Posted in:Dead|Dom DeLuise|RIP Motherfucker