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2007

10

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me today, I am having trouble posting for some reason, either my computer fucks up, I get distracted by having to do errands for my wife, I leave my house and end up talking to homeless dudes for hour upon hours about how they became homeless, I get stuck watching porn for hours upon hours or I just end up passing out in random places waking up not knowing here I am but covered in pizza that I can only assume was thrown on me, but have no idea whether I did it to myself because I don’t remember the last 6 hours…but I am serious when I say I have great stories to tell…

Like today, I saw an old lady hustling an old man or his cock. They didn’t know each other and were both in their 80s, he was walking his dog and she was asking questions about his dog and how often he takes it on walks and shit…he was saying how he doesn’t do it that often because of his hip replacement and ever since his wife died he hasn’t really been up to much, where she threw out that he husband died 5 years earlier and that it’s lonely, after about 30 minutes of this they walked away holding hands, because they knew time wasn’t on their side and if they wanted some action, they had to do it now or probably never. So that may give you virgin loser hope that you’ll have game if you outlive every fucking dude in your age group and all the bitches will be knocking down your door out of necessity, but it’s still hope and it’s still a very beautiful thing….

I was planning on doing stepLINKS yesterday but got distracted, it happens, so there are a ton of links today, but you’ll click on them because they are all hand picked by me which means they are fucking amazing…..

Paris Hilton and 50 Cent Together at Last…Hopefully Someone WIll Shoot Her 20 Times Too…
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The Plastic Surgery Game…
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Here are the Sexy Girls of DOA gallery
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Some Slut Named Lana Fink Half Naked Video
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Some Chick Shakes Her Ass Like a Fucking Mad Woman on Webcam in Shorts
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Tommy Lee Grabbing the Shit Out Of Pam Anderson’s TIts
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Some Slut Named Mercedes Terrell Livin’ The Good Life Half Naked
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A Whole Lot of Rihanna Looking Like a Slut at the VMAs…The Reason Justin Took Her Home and Fucked the Barabados Out of Her or so They Say
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby Spoof…
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The Spiced Up Girls wanna be your lovers
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Awesome Ass Video
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A Whole Lot of VMA Pictures of Sluts at the VMAs
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VMAs = Very Mundane Awards Pictures and Shit Because You Care
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Some Slut Named Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Tokyo Dance Trooper
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Anita Dark Gallery
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Megan Fox at the VMAs
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Crazy Streaker evades security during a game
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Victoria Beckham is Still a Pussy I Want to Taste.
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Drew Barrymore
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Two Girls Talking About Their First Lesbian Experience
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Salma Hayek vs Penelope Cruz
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Amy Weber is topless and getting a massage
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Guess the Celebrity Plastic Surgery
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Rihanna went home with Justin Timberlake last night
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Salesmen has huge Wood
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Anne’s strip party
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The paparazzi’s dream!
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More Britney ass flash
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Prank Wars!!! This is amazing
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Sharon Osbourne hates Courtney Love and Madonna. I hate Sharon Osbourne
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This is what happens when you hire strippers to be cheerleaders
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Penny Cruz Topless on the Beach
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Teenage Rapper Lil Momma helps promote pedophile fantasies
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Paris Hilton looking 40 years old at the VMAs
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Girl Fight!! Video To Jerk OFf To….
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Chris Angel Denies he’s dating Britney yet again
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Charlize Theron lookin fine
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Kanye West is a crybaby
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These two ugly kind of celebs are having a baby
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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International babe of the day
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Has Lindsay always been drunk?
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Tim Burton is a homo, but Johnny Depp is alright, so check out Sweeney Todd
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All the great thing I have learned I learned from Porn
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The Dad Dance
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Naked girls from Brazil that make me wish I wasn’t ugly…and fat…and drunk
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Petra Nemcova hotness
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Christina Aguilera pregnant boobs
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Homemade Explosions Vidoe
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More Tommy Lee and Kid Rock’s Gay MTV Fight Because Kid Rock is a Pussy and is Fighting Over Pam Anderson…I didn’t think guys fought over trash like that…they just fucked it communally.
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Some Dude Fucks With Some Nigerian Spammer and It’s Funny
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Ex-Meth Addict Knocks His Friend Out
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Ex-Meth Addict Makes Out With Fat Chick
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When a Girl Has a Tan Line Like This… You know she’s a good girl…
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The You Can’t Dance VIdeo
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Some Young Girls Take Some Topless Pics of themselves
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Camel Toe and Hot Body for the Camera
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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More Photobucket Vagina Action
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Even More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Loser Wiggers Pictures of Girls He’s Convinced to Get Naked
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Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Photobucket Action…
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Some Dude Hacked a Girl in His Classes Photobucket and Found These Pics…SLut
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Download Kanye West’s New Album – Graduation
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The College Chick Who Was Kicked Off the Plane’s Panty Shot on the Today Show
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Some Celeb Named Terrence Howard Only Bangs Chicks in the Ass
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Youtube Vagina Video
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More Youtube Vagina
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Even More Youtube Vagina
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The Best Youtube Vagina Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Youtube Vagina Video
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A Britney Spears Spoof Drawing For You
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Johnny Cash’s Last Public Performance Because I Am A Fan…
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Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Fight VIdeo
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Some Band’s Video Featuring Pornstars
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Some Amateur Porn Video Downloads
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Robert DeNiro for NYC
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Some Hacked Photos of Some Chick…Naked…
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Some Pictures from a Japanese Porn Shop
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Loser
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Use This Spray to Get That Pussy to Actually Put Out…Loser
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2007

10

Sep

I am – Kate Moss Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

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I love Kate Moss. I didn’t always love Kate Moss because there was a point in her career where she looked like a tall, lanky boy. But as she got older and she got hotter and grew some tits, but she seems to have lost those tits and she is looking haggard, but anyone who can dive as graceful as her is worth a round.

She’s living the dream, with all her cocaine and her cool ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty’s drug addiction and her wallet still full of money for just looking pretty 10 years ago to some faggots who designed clothing and her constant toplessness that I am a fan of, because any girl who gets naked casually even if she’s a little washed up is worth lookin at. I had this fantasy of making it big and having topless hot tub parties with chicks that were probably a lot more haggard than Kate Moss, but that’s just because the only girls willing to get naked for me are the girls that no one else in the world wants, but it doesn’t matter to me because I have no standards, so one mans trash is my insecure, easy to manipulate to get naked treasure….and it’s still a lot better than anything you’re getting….

Either way, look at these Kate Moss pics because small tits are hotter than nipples that point to the ground…and white bikinis are hotter than any other color bikini because everyday girls wear them without realizing how see-through they are….pervert..


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2007

10

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Pussy Picture of the Day

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In attempt to right a wrong, Britney Spears has decided to divert all attention from her really shitty career shattering performance by unleashing her cunt to the world. Despite all stereotypes that bloggers are either faggots or virgins, reality is that I know what a pussy looks like and I have seen pussy of all ages, all walks of life, all races, all general health levels and I know that this mess of a box may be waxed and bald but isn’t an actual babyhole. It is the ruins left over from her baby factory ass and her over-eating…so what you see is most likely her gunt, and less likely her labia. Either way, you can look at this shit cross-eyed and pretend it’s the real deal, because it’s not like you’re doing much else right now.


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2007

10

Sep

I am – Natasha Lyonne at the Beach of the Day

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Fuck the MTV Awards and my neighbor who made me watch it with him. I don’t have a tv so I fucking sold my soul to the devil, or at least the creepiest motherfucker in the neighborhood in order to use his cable. I had to watch him eat licorice with his toothless mouth while staring me in the eyes the whole time i was there, stroking his leg and telling me stories about fucking some chick because she looked like his cousin and he always loved his cousin…….It was awkward, but not as awkward as the MTV awards. They were a pile of fucking shit that I didn’t understand, with hotel parties and fragments of corporate strategy made to look like party insanity, that I was going to liveblog because there was a time I was a live blogging champion, but I got distracted with the Sarah Silverman monologue. I have a serious hatred for her and it’s not because I am part of the german Nazi group that got arrested this weekend, it’s because she isn’t funny.

She is like every celebrity blog that I hate with the “crutch joke” of stating the obvious, but she just does it in a way that didn’t maker me or my neighbor who only bangs chicks who looks like his cousin crack a smile. She’s just this shock value piece of shit who likes talking about shit, it makes up 3/4 of her fucking material and then throws in such innovative shit like “Britney Spears Kids are a Mistake or Madonna is a Python she performed with on stage with last time or some fucking Paris Hilton interaction about her orifices”. I can only say that she has a father or uncle in important places because if I hate her this much, I can only assume you do to….

Speaking of worthless, fat, Jewish chicks that are only funny because they are such shitty quality, here’s Natasha Lyonne and her post drug addicted body on the beach in the shittiest quality pictures I’ve ever posted. There was a time I used to finger my ass to her Slums of Beverly Hills tits….but she always had a busted up face, it was just a matter of time before her body took her faces lead….


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2007

10

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Comeback Performance of the Day

I’ve been telling people for a long time that this whole Britney Spears thing has been some kind of obscure PR act in efforts to stay in the limelight while getting her shit together before releasing her new album. I really thought that she was preparing to hit big again for a long time but had to get the pregnancy weight off and sort her shit out with her loser husband before really focusing on the comeback. I was convinced that in effort to sell records in future, she was going to play the wreck everyone wanted her to be, because it got her in magazines and on TV and on every fucking website out there.

I didn’t realize she really was a wreck. I think it’s safe to say, that I was fucking wrong. This bitch is a bigger mess than my wife’s panties, and you may not know how big of a mess that is, I think I’ll let you take my word on it. I thought she was going to come through the first place she probably the shouldn’t have been a mess because it was so anticipated. Maybe it is part of her plan and maybe I am wrong and maybe there is still hope but her skill is a fucking joke and I am no judge of dancing ability or lip syncing ability but I can tell you that she was lazy, seemed like she was jacked on some kind of drugs, bloated and reminded me of every fat chick I’ve ever banged, except the fat chicks always managed to make me cum in the end.

Watching a girls career go down the toilet has been pretty depressing, it’s like watching your favorite whore who loved licking your asshole contract HIV and everytime you’d get her discounted ass licking AIDS rate, you’d slowly see her fade away but on the positive side it probably makes her a lot more accessible because no one is going to want to touch her and that gives us all hope that one day we can knock her up like we were K-Fed, because disgusting or not, fucking her is a good business opportunity.

Either way, here are the pictures of her performance and if you don’t think this post is funny, realize it isn’t supposed to be, it’s my own kind of useless eulogy to a hot popstar that once was…..and despite fighting in her corner for the last little while, I have to accept the fact that she’s over…..the next time I want to watch some fat mom out of breath mouthing words, I’ll just stick to watching the mother/baby aquarobics class at my local Y through the back alley window until they call the cops on me again …because those mom’s at least have the decency to cover up their gunt….

Let’s hope the rest of the day brings more happiness, and in the meantime, enjoy the pics because she is half naked and in fishnets, and she’s laughing because even she realizes that this shit’s over and that it’s all some depressing joke that she’s just milking with her shitty retard-highschool talent show performance that was hot when she was 17 and not so much when she’s crazy…but I’d know you’d all still do her….and that’s the reason why I am here…to remind you that no matter how fucking wrecked bitch is, you’re still never going to taste the cheesy flavor dripping out of her twat. Cuddles.


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2007

08

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I had a horrible day yesterday. At first I blamed the fat gene for wronging me and making me tired and lazy and unable to breathe when walking upstairs, or downstairs on on flat…but then I realized it was because I only slept 2 hours. The night before.

I had all kind of great stories to write but the pictures out there were uninspiring and cropping and posting is such a fucking pain in the ass, so instead I stared at my computer and cried, until deciding that I had to get out, get drunk and have a good time.

I designed this t-shirt I am trying to get them printed.

Nothing eventful happened, except for some greek guy who looked like Cris Angel, and told all his friends that he looked like Cris Angel, which I thought was weird because I run this site and have no idea what Cris Angel is, other than some fag magician banging Britney….But I guess I didn’t realize he was a style icon or hero in in the Greek community like that bitch from My Fat Greek Wedding….

The night ended by listening to a bunch of dudes on a couch playing love songs from the 80s on a guitar eating cheese, which sounds gayer than it was becaue there was beer involved and real fags drink girlie drinks…and do lots of drunks…but beer has too many carbs for them….

I got this random email today:

can you get some necked pics of these girls.

lindsay lohan
hilary duff
britney spears
jamie lynn spears
miley cyrus
ashley tisdale
emily osment

ok if you can get every single one of these girls necked pics i will pay your site 5000$

Dude doesn’t realize that if I had those pictures, I’d make a lot more than 5000 dollars, he also doesn’t realize that Lohan and I am sure the other girls, some of them underage, aren’t into poor, impotent fat guys who don’t leave their house unless it’s to get bleach to soak their wive’s soiled underwear….

Either way, I feel like a new man today and here are my links:

Vanessa Hudgen’s Official Apology
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Digital Dolls Rocking a Skimpy Fucking Bathing Suit VIdeo
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Play the Pastic Surgery Game
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The Simpson Sisters Showing Some Tit…
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Lucy Liu Stripping VIdeo
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Reason number 4,729 I hate Avril Lavigne
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Jessica Alba Sticks Her Tongue Out Because You Want That Tongue On Your Balls
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Nelly Furtado Goes Blond
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Anita Dark wants to show you here tits
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Christina Ricci’s Nipple Slip
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Timbaland hates Britney Spears, but then again so does everyone else
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart!
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Guess the Celebrity Tattoo Game
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Guess these legs….
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Sports Model Photo Shoot Video
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Chloe wants to invite you over
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Some cartoon and song about famous internet people
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Some guy puts some “extra icing” on the donuts at a home for the elderly
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Fergie Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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LeeLee Sobeiski has that look in her eye that Makes Me Want to Cum in It
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Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark
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Carrot Top looks like the wrestling action figures you still play with
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Lindsay Lohan vs Jennifer love Hewitt
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Elle Macpherson topless on the beach
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Gymnastic Blooers, because Gymnastics is for homos and Pedophiles
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That dude from Chocolate Rain dancing in a video
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Some Chick’s Home Made Erotic Pics
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Shauna Grant wants to take you to summer camp
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The girls next door Photoshoot
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Christina Looking Hot and Pregnant
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Some chick masturbating and has a major orgasm
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Wyclef thinks Lauryn Hill is crazy
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Some Camp Autumn Nude Gallery
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Foxy Brown is probably going to jail
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Tila Tequila is a whore, and this just proves it further
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Josie Zilli hot moments
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Some calander with hot bitches in it
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Mischa Barton space dress
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J-Ho’a newest video to Jerk Off To
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Mary-Kate doesnt want you to see her in a bikini
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Beer Festival women
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Sandy gets naked with a shower head
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Its confirmed that Britney will open the VMAs
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Some Slut Strips on Her Bed Video
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Some Buried in Sand Blowjob….Worth Watching…
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Crazy Police Brutality Video
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Lohan runs out of photo ops from rehab; Welcomes visit of father
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Ashley simpson cleavage
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Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh Get Lesbionic on Ladies Home Journal
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So American Apparel Doesn’t Like Advertising on this Site Because They Think It’s Too Pornographic, SO I Decided to Link to Their Most Recent Ad Featuring what I assume is an underage girl in her panties….Motherfuckers.
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Janitor Who Was Supposed to Clean Called Phone Sex Lines Instead
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Some Dumb Robbery VIdeo
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Horse Undergoes a Sex Change
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Some Kid Drinks a Shot of Puss
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Naked on Photobucket is Better than Clothed on Photobucket because it’s Breaking the Terms and Conditions and I am all About Breaking the Rules…I am dangerous like that baby…let’s fuck.
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Some More Nudity on Photobucket cuz I like Linking to People Who Break the Rules…
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Some Bianca Gascoigne is a Slut in a Bikini Pictures
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5 Fat Chicks Dancing
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Some Dude’s Threesome Turns Embarrassing – Classic Video
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Remember That Vanessa Hudgen’s Nude Pic…Here’s Some Rant on It that I was Told is Good but Didn’t Read Because I Couldn’t Care Less
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Cam Karaoke Video You’ll Laugh At – More Than a Feeling
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Nelly Furtado in German Maxim
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Some Hot Japanese Chick Being Hot and Japanese
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A Gallery of Really Strange Japanese Costumes
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Some 18 Year Old Sluts in Video
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Some Dude Posts Pics of His Gf’s Tits in the stepFORUM
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Download the New Chemical Brothers – We are the Night (Japan Edition) -Album
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Download the New Interpol CD for Free
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Husband Gets Caught Cheating on His Wife…I Think It’s Fake
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Some Teens Dancing in Shorts and Bikini Tops
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Anal Pantyhose Scores an 81
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Get Laid in your Hometown Because We Both Know There’s Sluts Out There….
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Use this spray to get laid by those very same sluts who avoid you now….
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2007

07

Sep

I am – Harry Potter Should Bang Teresa Palmer of the Day

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Last year when I was a senior in highschool, I had to get a Math tutor because I am pretty much a retard when it comes to anything with numbers . I was going to fail and have to come back next next and the school was pretty tired of catching me having sex in the bathrooms during class and drinking in the parking lot in the morning, so I don’t think they wanted me there longer anymore then I wanted to be. getting me a tutor and getting me out of there was in the best interests for all of us involved I’d say.

My tutor David was a virgin (something very familiar to 4 of the 5 of you reading this I’m sure) but was actually kind of cute, if you got passed the fact that he dressed in clothes his mother put out for him and had no social skills whatsoever. As time went on, I kind started to feel for the guy to be honest, and though talking to him about the situation probably would have been better, I just decided to pounce him and fuck him instead, so I did. He busted a load in about 5 seconds, and this was the one time it was okay. I don’t even think this kid has seen a tit before, seriously. David got laid, I got a B- in Math, and my teachers didn’t have to find me drunk and having sex in the school bathrooms anymore. We all came out winners.

That being said, I’m fully supportive of sleeping with tutors, teachers, co-workers and co-stars. And if I find out that Harry Potter didn’t get a chance to show Teresa Palmer his Magic Wand while filming their new movie, he is going to hear it from me.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

07

Sep

I am – Fergie and Steven Tyler at Fashion Rocks of the Day

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I live in a pretty open minded city when it comes to Fags, mostly because there are a lot of fucking fags and we don’t have a choice in the matter.

It’s funny when I talk to other people tho, cause I hear that it’s not so liberal in other places, and I guess the liberal in me says I should be able to fuck who I want, make or female, and everyone else has that right as well.

Still, I think we are making big moves forward for the Gays when I turn on the television and I see an old homo with a heavily made up drag queen next to him on stage singing a duet together for all of America to see. THAT my friends, is progress!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

07

Sep

I am – Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I’ve decided to post these pictures of Kelly Rowland in a bikini top because you like girls in bikini tops even if the pictures are shit and the person in the pictures is some washed up nobody who happened to be in Beyonce’s band as a back-up dancer who got way more respect than most back-up dancers ever do because they let her sing along to Beyonce’s songs and because Beyonce’s dad was molesting her or someshit and this was the only way to shut her up.

They should have named the band Beyonce’s Child because that’s pretty much how the other girls must feel having been back burnered and left out to dry up and fade away like the numerous abortions Beyonce may or may not have had.

In all reality, I feel bad for the chick and that’s the reason I am posting this. I am surprised someone cared enough to even take this pictures, I can only assume they weren’t taken by paparazzi but by her mom and released to the internet like she was Vanessa Hudgens in hopes of having some kind of comeback or second wind, but the only wind she’s got is the wind on her back that is keeping her walking down the beach away from any fame she once had and if you’re wondering where she’s pointing, it’s at God for spiting her by giving her the taste of glory then taking that shit away like some practical joke.


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2007

07

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Amateur Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.

There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.

Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…

Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….


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