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2007

16

May

I am – Serena Williams Lookin' Like Jessica Biel of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Serena Williams lookin’ a lot like Jessica Biel, only this bitch isn’t out fucking popstars, she’s hitting tennis balls harder than I hit my wife. I don’t actually hit my wife, I just figured that a hitting the bong reference would have sucked harder than my dick doesn’t get. You see, I hate weed jokes. I think people who talk about smoking weed are a waste of fucking space. They are the burlap wearing hippie fucks you see riding bikes and playing hackie sack. I don’t give a fuck if a motherfucker burns all fucking day, I just don’t want to fucking hear about it. So yeah, I am a little tightly wound about those kinds of references, but not as tightly wound as the tape that Serena Williams is using to strap her cock down so that it doesn’t show in her cute little tennis skirt…

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2007

16

May

I am – Justin Timberlake Slams Jessica Biel of the Day

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I am not really a news story type of person because I don’t really ever know what the fuck is going on. I have been doing this site for a long fucking time and still need the message board I rip the pictures off of to tell me what I am looking at. I have done a lot of Jessica Biel posts and I didn’t even know who the fuck I was looking at in these so I guess I am not like your everyday virgin blogger who sits at his computer in his spiderman suit thinking that running a celeb site will get him all the pussy he never got before he found out he could make money from all the pics he saved on his hard drive but was too scared of jerking off to because maybe it would make a mess or some shit….

Either way, Justin Timberlake is slamming this girl. I assume she’s hot in person because every vagina around was being thrown at this motherfucker when he broke up with Cameron Diaz and if this broad shouldered D-Lister is what he ends up with for another 4 years, dude’s a fucking idiot…..or maybe just into bitches who can beat him up.

I heard that people with power are into being bottoms and dominated by chicks. I knew a whore who used to go to lawyer’s houses and either step on them in high heels or fuck them up the ass with cured meat…I would just do acid with her and watch the news….but I wasn’t paying her, she just liked my company….I like to think she ended up in a Pretty Woman story, but reality is she’s probably still getting high with homeless motherfuckers…

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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it looks like I actually do make people famous:

Hey Brother. How you doin’? I wrote you a while back about my girl RYDER SKYE and sent in some pics. Well with the help of the Drunken Stepfather she has been getting getting porn work like crazy. Every since you put her pics up she has gotten one of the top porn agents in L.A. and has already worked on several websites and films for some big companies and is getting more calls everyday. Thanks man, couldn’t have done it without you. If anyone wants to check her shit out they can go to her myspace account (name is RYDER SKYE). Your the King!

-Bob Screamer

I feel like he’s lying to me to get another post about her out there. Since I have nothing better to say and he’s sucking up to me and I like hearing people suck up to me…He got it.

Now click my links asshole….

Bridal Boxing Video
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Lohan Hanging with a Mini Britney
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Britney Spears – New Wig – No Bra
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Fergie’s New Video In Her Underwear and Singing and Ass Shots and Shit
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Jessica Alba in GQ Looking Good
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Jenna Jameson for FHM Posing Like the Slut She Is
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Midget Running from the Cops
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Bird Flies into a Jet Engine and Forces an Emergency Landing…So It’s Not Just a Myth…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra in a White Bikini
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Kate Middleton Pink Panty Upskirt
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Renee Zellweger Lookin’ Like a Clown and not the kind I want to Fuck…
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Aishwarya Rai Wet in Some Movie Clip….
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Lesbian Scene in an Asian Movie
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Celebrity Embarrassing Beach Moments..
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Lesbian Photobucket…
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Same Girl Proving She Isn’t a Lesbian….
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Alicia Silverstone is Knocked Up Cuz Someone Busted Nut in Her… Poor Bastard….
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Some Punk KId Punches Some Chick in the Face
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Petra Nemcova is Banging Stavros…
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How to take out a guy coming at you with a gun…hand to hand combat is the future…
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Two Chicks from CamWithHer Getting it On Together (Look Down and Right for Player)
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Terri Hatcher on Lois and Clark Being Sexy
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Idiots Throw Darts at Their Friend’s Ass Cuz They are So Crazy..At Least They Think They Are…
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Some Chick Stripping on Webcam Because That’s What Webcams are For…If you are a girl…I just said …THAT’S WHAT WEBCAMS are for…
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Tickled.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week – Fumina Hara
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Photobucket Vibrator Video
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Jessica Simpson Look Alike Giving a BJ – NSFW – There is Penis…
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FHM’s 100 Sexiest Uncensored….
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Sanjaya from American Idol Performs with Drag Queens….
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Some Singers with Cameltoe, Nipslips and Other Exciting Stuff…
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Jessica Biel Pictures from Vaniety Fair
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Impressionists Piss Me Off I Don’t Know Why But I Have Probably Written About It Somewhere in the Archives…Here is an Impressionist doing Cosby, Kramer, Ray Romano…It is as Fun as I Just Made It Sound…
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Some Chick Named Neriah Davis Posing Naked
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The Game Humiliated On a Dating Show Before He is Famous
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If you haven’t seen it yet…Breakdancers Kick the Shit Out of a Kid
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Horny Swamp Monster Sex That is Dirty, NSFW and Fucking WEIRD as FUCK
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Hip Hop Person Named Lil Cease Getting Naked…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Driving her Naked Self Around in a Convertible.
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Celebrities Vs the Paparazzi – More on Lohan Running Down Some Dude
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Some Fat Assed Chick Walks Upstairs With a Bottle Stuck Between Here Ass Cheeks, That’s How I used to Store my Cigars…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in that Warhol Movie That You May Have Seen But Should Watch Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big ball Sex that is NSFW but so retarded you HAVE to See It..
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Use this to get Pussy
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2007

15

May

I am – Lohan is at the Top of the Charts for Maxim’s Top 100 Girls of the Day

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I have been stalking Lohan for about 3 years now. I know that it’s been pretty lazy stalking because I just left her a couple of voicemail messages over the course of those 3 years and emailed random people that she had been in contact with, whether it be producers or hairstylists or girls from her hometown and even though I never got anywhere with her, I am convinced we are connected at the soul.

Unfortunately she is connected at the vagina to ever penis in the fucking industry and connected at the nose to as much cocaine as she can snort and connected at the mouth to booze, but I guess that’s not really unfortunate, because I have never been into sober girls, mainly because they were never into me, and because they want families and kids and all that shit girls who like getting fucked up don’t want and that works for me. But she doesn’t spend enough time on the internet to know who I am and that makes me cry on the inside.

Either way, I have been getting so many emails telling me how much Lohan sucks and how she’s washed up and disgusting because she has herpes and looks like someone smeared shit on her. They tell me how no one’s into her anymore, and how her time in the spotlight is over and that she is just a childstar trying to hang onto the fame as hard as she can. They started throwing Hayden Pannettiere pics my way saying she’s the next big thing and I just stuck it out with Lohan because I am hooked.

So I am happy to say she’s the number 1 girl according to Maxim and Maxim knows girls more than I do because they never pose in photoshoots for me, they usually just give me dirty looks, and being number 1 in Maxim is like winning an Academy Award for a girl, so let’s hope she does it in style, by sucking as much dick as she can, doing as much blow as she can and being as drunk as she can because that’s the kind of Lohan I want to K-Fed.

To see Lohan’s Winning Moment:
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To see the rest of the list:
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2007

15

May

I am – Lohan is at the Top of the Charts for Maxim's Top 100 Girls of the Day

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I have been stalking Lohan for about 3 years now. I know that it’s been pretty lazy stalking because I just left her a couple of voicemail messages over the course of those 3 years and emailed random people that she had been in contact with, whether it be producers or hairstylists or girls from her hometown and even though I never got anywhere with her, I am convinced we are connected at the soul.

Unfortunately she is connected at the vagina to ever penis in the fucking industry and connected at the nose to as much cocaine as she can snort and connected at the mouth to booze, but I guess that’s not really unfortunate, because I have never been into sober girls, mainly because they were never into me, and because they want families and kids and all that shit girls who like getting fucked up don’t want and that works for me. But she doesn’t spend enough time on the internet to know who I am and that makes me cry on the inside.

Either way, I have been getting so many emails telling me how much Lohan sucks and how she’s washed up and disgusting because she has herpes and looks like someone smeared shit on her. They tell me how no one’s into her anymore, and how her time in the spotlight is over and that she is just a childstar trying to hang onto the fame as hard as she can. They started throwing Hayden Pannettiere pics my way saying she’s the next big thing and I just stuck it out with Lohan because I am hooked.

So I am happy to say she’s the number 1 girl according to Maxim and Maxim knows girls more than I do because they never pose in photoshoots for me, they usually just give me dirty looks, and being number 1 in Maxim is like winning an Academy Award for a girl, so let’s hope she does it in style, by sucking as much dick as she can, doing as much blow as she can and being as drunk as she can because that’s the kind of Lohan I want to K-Fed.

To see Lohan’s Winning Moment:
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To see the rest of the list:
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2007

15

May

I am – Nick and Vanessa Minnillo at the Pool of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband who left her and ruined her by driving her into weight gain and alcohol abuse, proving that tits aren’t enough to make a girl worth living with but the potential of making millions of a reality TV show used to market the shit out of you is…either way he’s with his new girl Vanessa Minnillo and bitch is in a bikini and riding him all sexy like and shit and dude looks all uncomfortable, probably because he wishes she was his brother so that they could “wrestle”.

The whole concept of having a sexual history is fucked. You may be married, you may be in a relationship, you may have been laid once, but that doens’t change the fact that everytime you’ve thought about a girl who isn’t the one you are with, the girl you were with was thinking the same fucking thing, you know remember all the guys who fucked her better and had a bigger cock than you, so you shouldn’t feel guilty about the fantasy, trust me, your bitch is totally just setting for you…

If you may have no sexual history, you do have many masturbation experiences you can look back on to get all hot and bothered, like the time you did it in your parent’s bed, or outside in public, or in front of an open window so the neighbors could watch, or at that party in the bathroom while people were knocking, or on the roof of an abandoned building, or in the park in the rain…you know where I am going with this….

I am sure Nick still jerks off thinking about slamming Jessica, you know when he’s bored of that Vanessa box, he digs into his metal archive of every position he got his ex wife into, but he’s probably just doing the whole girl thing to get girl fans who dream about being his next love interest and the reality of the situation is that he really thinks boys is where it’s at…that’s why he shaves his chest as a notice to all the fags out there that he’ll be waiting behind the local gay bar for you….That’s why she’s so excited and he looks annoyed by the whole girl in bikini thing…cuz chicks dig fags.

I know you all think I am a racist, so notice that I didn’t say she looks Aboriginal.

Posted in:Bikini|Sex|Unsorted|Vanessa Minnillo

2007

15

May

I am – Pamela Anderson Nip Slip of the Day

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I am only posting this because her tits are like a fucking science experiment. I feel like watching her tits is like watching Bill Nye the Science Guy make a fucking volcano with Baking Soda and Vinegar…It’s like how many times can you slaughter your tits and fill them up with goop, only to take the goop out and then put 4 times the amount of goop back in before your tits fall off or some shit. In all honesty, lookin at these pics makes me wonder how bitch sill has fucking nipples…

I used to hang out with a couple of whores who had been strippers in the 80s, this was in the late 90s and they were pretty washed up and old and had no where to go but the streets. I guess that’s where addiction takes you, because stripping doesn’t come with a retirement package. Anyway, these girls were career strippers and had the biggest set of fake tits your lap dance money could buy. Either way, one of them had an exploded implant that left her pretty much mutilated and in extreme pain all the time and only her crack could control it. I totally banged her because she would charge a discount price I could afford, but it turned me off of fake tits for life and looking at Pamela Anderson just makes me think of that thing I used to pay to suck on….

Either way, my life is pretty boring now, so I’ve got an idea of a science experiment on my own and that is to see if a mother fucker can get hepatitis from sucking the goop out of a bitch’s tit….not that I don’t already have hepatitis but I’ll pretend she gave it to me and that’s how I will make my millions as long as you promise not to tell anyone?

Bonus – A Few More Pics of Pam in a White Shirt….

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2007

14

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the synagogue today because a friend offered me 20 dollars to help him pick up some props from a wedding that went on last night. My friend works for some event company that rents out shit like tables and chairs and other things that the Jewish people of the world use to make their synagogue wedding unique. We couldn’t get in the front door so we tried sneaking in the garage where we were confronted by some Jewish wife with a can of mace who thought we were out to rob her or some shit. Once my friend sorted it all out, we ended up inside to witness girls trying on clothes for a Jewish fashion show and a couple of young Jewish soon to be wives planning weddings of their own…It was all a very spiritual experience….what did you do today? I hope it involved clicking on my links….


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo On the Beach…in Bathing Suits…Being Boring
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The Pussycat Doll Bitch on the Beach in a Bikini – I think I linked this already
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Cameron Diaz Slutty At The Beach
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Vote for FHM’s Digital Darlings Competition, Because Hot Chicks on the Internet Are Accessible…and Accessible Means You Can Sexually Harass them on Myspace…
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Sarah Silverman Posing in Maxim
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Vanessa Lorenzo Photoshoot Video
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Some Kid Let’s His Dog Hump Him Cuz He’s a Pervert
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Gisele Buying a Used Lamp Cuz She’s Cheap
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Old Ladies Fight Video
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Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue
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Crazy Japanese Wrestling
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Christina Aguilera and the Mother She Will Look Like in 20 Years….Together…
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Kim Wilde is the Perfect Girl Video
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Scottish Guards Get Drunk and Let it all Hang Out
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Chick Fight in the Driveway
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out Hard at a Club
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Idea of a Sexy Rib Exposing Top
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Pamela David Nude Pics
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Britney Changes Her KId’s Diapers on the Side of the Road
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Ugly Betty Gets Paid 10,000,000 Dollars For Her Ugly Teeth
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Leonard Nimoy Nude Photography
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Some Creepy Guy Loves His Food Way Too Fucking Much
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree that Joe Francis is an Asshole. Girls Gone WIld Update
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Marilyn Manson’s Real Sex Video That I think I Posted Already….
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Some Kid Tackles some Street Performer on Stilts…
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Hot pole Vaulting Chick
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Bansky Exposed
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Bulgarian Fish Market
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Webcam Chick Dancing Topless
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Some Chick Interviews People on the Street With Her Tit Hanging Out
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Stupid Movie Death Scenes
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An Interview with Gym Class Heroes Because Chicks Like Them and You Like Chicks
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Chicks Jerking Off a Horse
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat and Having a Heart Attack on Stage….
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Reese Witherspoon Telling Off The Paparazzi
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Some Teen Cam Chick Posing Gallery
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Big Tits Playing Tennis
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Chocolate Jesus
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Carrot Top Update
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Keira Knightley Gets Undressed by 2 Dudes
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Lilly Allen’s Fat Nipples
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Lohan is Being Sued for Running Over a Photographer Who Was Trying to Take Pictures of Her to Sell and Not Give her a Cut Of the Money…
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Hot American Apparel Ad
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Public Sex Video
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The World’s 10 Worst Mothers
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Sign-Up For a Free Blowjob
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A reader’s T-Shirt Company
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2007

14

May

I am – Jessica Alba’s Ass in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I came across pictures of Alba going to some photoshoot last week, or this weekend, or sometime recently, but I seemed to overlook the pictures of her getting water poured on her and showing of her amazing ass in a bikini bottom.

I had an Alba moment this weekend when I went to meet a friend near the boats because I like looking at boats. It turned out that he know someone who lived around the corner who was out of town and that person had a fully stocked bar and TV. So we broke into the house, cracked open some beer, layed on his couch and watched TV for about 4 hours before the cops were called and we had to jump out the fire escape. Either way, that Alba bikini movie with the cocaine and the divers was on, and I chose her over Terminator….True story.

Since I had a Jessica Alba moment this weekend, I’d figure I’d do a post on these, I am creepy like that, but I don’t have her posters on my walls, because I generally hate celebrities and I am not a virgin who finds hope, happiness and love on my TV, in movies and in magazines…I am more into drinking, whores and bitches who can actually give me rim jobs than obsessing over over-paid whores….That’s just my opinion.

To see the rest of the pics of Alba on the Photoshoot with a Wet T-Shirt On that are Big Enough For You Creeps to Zoom Into Her Birthmarks…
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2007

14

May

I am – Jessica Alba's Ass in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I came across pictures of Alba going to some photoshoot last week, or this weekend, or sometime recently, but I seemed to overlook the pictures of her getting water poured on her and showing of her amazing ass in a bikini bottom.

I had an Alba moment this weekend when I went to meet a friend near the boats because I like looking at boats. It turned out that he know someone who lived around the corner who was out of town and that person had a fully stocked bar and TV. So we broke into the house, cracked open some beer, layed on his couch and watched TV for about 4 hours before the cops were called and we had to jump out the fire escape. Either way, that Alba bikini movie with the cocaine and the divers was on, and I chose her over Terminator….True story.

Since I had a Jessica Alba moment this weekend, I’d figure I’d do a post on these, I am creepy like that, but I don’t have her posters on my walls, because I generally hate celebrities and I am not a virgin who finds hope, happiness and love on my TV, in movies and in magazines…I am more into drinking, whores and bitches who can actually give me rim jobs than obsessing over over-paid whores….That’s just my opinion.

To see the rest of the pics of Alba on the Photoshoot with a Wet T-Shirt On that are Big Enough For You Creeps to Zoom Into Her Birthmarks…
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