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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

May

Farrah Abraham Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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My business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, but who made me a lot of money with her sex tape thanks to Gawker linking to the story. The one day I went Viral..which is also the name of my memoir….is being slutty on the beach in French Polynesia…a little Fiji water…probably because she wanted to hit up the source of Fiji water…it can’t be because her backwoods trash who gets pregnant at 15 wanted to have some kind of cultural experience…she’s as vapid and disgusting as they come…but she did master the sex worker hustle, by scamming MTV before taking porn dick tit she squirted…..the squirt is the reason Gawker linked me and got me paid because I guess Gawker readers are into buying squirt videos…far more than you lazy broke fucks…

I guess what I am saying is keep on Squirting Farrah and your silly body and even sillier face…it did good for us all..

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SECOND SEX TAPE TRAILER SINCE HER FIRST SEX TAPE TRAILER DOESN’T SEEM TO WORK ON THE SITE CLICK HERE

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2018

May

Chantel Jeffries Fake Tits of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is Fake Everything.

Even her celebrity or the reason people, not many people but people on instagram know her, mainly young kids thanks to some fake storyline, fake model career, real Bieber scandal, real sex with real rappers and athletes…fake DJ career..just cashing in from every angle while looking like a bootleg Kardashian or stripper….

Wore some dress that showed off her tits and here it is…

I can’t really bring myself to write anything more about this, since no one even reads what I write regardless….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

May

Fat Chick Gets Fucked at the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

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NYPD VS Burning Car

Puerto Rican Cat Fight

Car VS Dairy Queen

Girl Thrown from Car During a Car Jacking

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People complain about how fat America is, but I still see a lot of of girl on instagram, who have that all American southern girl, who likes football, beer, and all that good American stuff….but who more importantly have fat fucking tits…and the rest of them are flexible, cheerleader, yoga-like…

But then again…sometimes I think about the plumbing situation at most American chain restaurants and wonder how the hell they handle all the clogs….

Because it’s true, not all of America is fat….but the ones who are fat…are real fucking fat and congregating at the same Cracker Barrel.

Here are some shit filled morning links..

Nicki Minaj Tits..
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Shoplifter with the Massive tits
CLICK HERE

Lava VS Car
CLICK HERE

Fur is Dead
CLICK HERE

Katy Perry in Angel Wings – Unfortunately not a real Angel / Dead
CLICK HERE

Jeweler Fights back
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Inside the McLaren that Crashed into the R8
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Liz Hurley Got Cleavage
CLICK HERE

CBD Saved my LIFE ! CODE DS15
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Kirsten Dunst Shat Out her Baby from her Big Old Dry Wart Hole…
CLICK HERE

Party Fridge is the Dumbest Shit ever
CLICK HERE

The Best BongS EVER….EVER!!
CLICK HERE

Truck VS Southwest Airlines
CLICK HERE

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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love CULTS. I have always wanted to start a CULT…ideally a sex cult, but not a horrible sex cult, just one where the women are told to worship me like some kind of overlord so that I can basically puppet master them….

I should turn this site into a cult, not that anyone would buy into the cult, but I’d make sure we have retreats in some tropical locations after you sign over all your money and women to me…

I don’t understand people so empty they buy into cults, literally buy into cults, but that shit is some living the dream for the person who designed a system to fill the void of so many people…

Tonight, I will map up my cult….and while I do that..Here are some stepLINKS…

The Olsen Twins Exist and Scare Me
CLICK HERE

Real Drunk Girls of West Hollywood
CLICK HERE

Parish Jackson is Black
CLICK HERE

Hot Japanese Actress Skinny in Bikini
CLICK HERE

R Kelly Sexual Abuse Being Turned into a Movie
CLICK HERE

CBD Saved my LIFE ! CODE DS15
CLICK HERE

The Best BongS EVER….EVER!!
CLICK HERE

Ghost Motorcycle
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Man Gets Mauled To Death After Trying to Take Selfie With bear
CLICK HERE

Olivia Munn Must Die
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Trashy Slut Named Amy Lee in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Hanging Out in South Central…
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Hilarious Nip Slip of the Day
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Porsche 911 GT3 hits 300 KM/h
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Miley Cyrus – Braless – Cleavage
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Suicidal man Gets Saved
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Pam ANderson of the Day
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Biker’s Close Call with Semi Truck
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Cosplay Amy is the Instagram Whore of the Day
CLICK HERE

Gisele Slutty Model Leg…
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Romee’s Got a Titty Shirt / Dress
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Adriana Lima in Leggings
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Rat Cow has a Mangled Face
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Toni Garrn Has Nipples
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Lily Rose Depp has Cleavage
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Anne Winters is Not Ariel Winters
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Eva LaRue Got Old Face
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Katy Perry is Repulsive
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Alison Brie is Whatever
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Britt Baron Little Tits in a Red Dress
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Rita Ora Got Some Slutty Dress On
CLICK HERE

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From stepSMUT!!

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Hey Everyone – It’s Live Sex TiME.
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Lesbians Sex of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Masturbating
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Couple that makes Instagram Style Porn…
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Monster Tits of the Day
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Hot Ass of the Day
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Crotchless Panties and a Pussy Spread
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Very Lame Nude shoot with some Naked babe in a Mask
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Awkward Lesbian Public Sex
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Tattoo babe – Bait
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Hot Solo Girl with Red Hair and her Dildo
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Jana and her Bold On Tits By the Pool
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Waiter Fail
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Spreading it Wide
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I think this girl nailing her tits has gone too far…
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Margo Dumas – Hot Tits Naked
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Naked Amateurs…
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2018

May

Chloe Sevigny Wins the MET of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny won the met ball, it’s like some fake art, instagram, edginess, you’d expect from Madonna in the mid-90s, to get controversy going…but people seem to still be into the sexualization of the church, whether through slutty nun costumes, or nun porn, or that girl I used to bang who would fuck her mom’s crucifix…it’s the easiest way to get noticed, be edgy, etc…..

I like this pic though….so it’s the winner of the MET….

That said, I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts who get AIDS the day they lose their virginity to set a tone for their lives….

She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, barely hot, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…

Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on..

And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick HERE

Meaning, I guess she’s not THAT bad…but I just can’t get into her…because I don’t find her hot, especially not now that she’s 50….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET GALA – BECAUSE ATTENTION SEEKING CELEBS COMING TOGEThER FOR SOME FASHION PARTY YOU AREN’T INVITED TO IS EXCITING TO YOU
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2018

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

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The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

$Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET$

$Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET$

$Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET$

$Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET$

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE MET GALA – BECAUSE ATTENTION SEEKING CELEBS COMING TOGEThER FOR SOME FASHION PARTY YOU AREN’T INVITED TO IS EXCITING TO YOU
CLICK HERE

(more…)

2018

May

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl…

More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks..

She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money…

This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2018

May

Millie Mackintosh Topless of the Day

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Millie Mackintosh is an English actress

Millie Mackintosh is not Millie Bobby Brown, even though I know half you fuckers who clicked this link thought she was because you’re in your 40s, you watch Stranger Things because it reminds you of your childhood, not that it was that interesting or worth making a TV show about, but the arcade games and “aesthetic” was the same and it feels like home, it speaks to your soul, it makes you forget all that went wrong, while you can focus on a simpler timer….I get it..

Millie Mackintosh is some reality show trash, which is basically the Glamour Model of the UK the updated version, because Page 3 girls barely matter anymore, but these girls on the shitty reality shows do…and like the Glamour Models they bring their tits out…and we like them for that…even if they are low level garbage.

Posted in:Millie Mackintosh

2018

May

Liz Hurley Tits Out of the Day

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Liz Hurley is out at some Random Event in Belgium, and by out, I mean her tits were out, since that’s pretty much her move and the only reason she’s has a second coming of celebrity…it’s just that easy, be a hot slut who beards a homosexual very famous actor of the time….only to leave him for a series of billionaires who actually fuck her…do some bikini modeling, some Austin Powers movie roles to get the tits on the silverscreen and really matter…then start a bikini line, raise a family, and realize when then kids grow up that you miss the slutty behavior and the hoards of men jerking off to her…so teach your 16 year old to take pics of you half naked…and put your tits on social media…and exist, defying age thanks to face injections, looking good cuz she’s not fat, and I support this new gen mom behavior…it’s embarrassing and hot and disgusting all at the same time…”MOM PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU’RE 60 and MY FRIENDS KEEP JERKING OFF TO YOU”….

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW