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2009

10

Dec

Holly Sampson Promotes Some Website By Admitting Tiger Woods Sex of the Day

So Holly Sampson is a high end whore when she isn’t doing porn. She’s gone a long way from the girl I used to jerk off to when she was Kevin Arnold’s love interest on the vacation episode, reminding me that you never know where a pussy you once jerked off to will end up, and maybe that speicific day or year she won’t bang you, but as life goes on, shit shifts and I guess dreams do come true.

Not that I’m really into her anymore because she’s a 36 year old expensive whore who’s pussy has had more sausage than Oktoberfest, not that that’s stopped me before, but those other girls weren’t rocking these bullshit egos about how long they’ve been in the game, or how many celeb cock they’ve had, they are more in the too desperate and humilated while wasted category of whore who doesn’t like admitting they are whores.

That said, Holly Sampson goes off about how big Kevin Costner’s dick is. How she looks like Tiger’s wife and how he came in the condom, didn’t fuck her doggy, but let her suck him off, all at a bachelor party the whore was working…..I think the real scandal in all this is that she admitted to fucking Stephen Dorf too and I can’t figure out why that didn’t make the gossip pages….maybe because Stephen Dorf is pretty much a fucking nobody, but he’s always got a place in my heart as….fuck I don’t remember anything he’s ever been in…oh well…Watch the video of the whores talking….

Thanks to Lex at LovesGossip for sending this to me….

Posted in:Holly Sampson|Prostitute|Tiger Woods

2009

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have an eating disorder. At least that’s what my XXL sweatpants that just split despite being my only pair of pants that fit me. If Dr Oz put me in his Truth Tube, I think I’d already be dead. That said, I hope this meal I just overate destroys my insides so that I get to experience the satisfaction of wiping my fat dirty ass with my wife’s electic toothbrush. It’s a new hobby and I figure it serves the bitch right for marrying a pig like me. She should have known better.

Here are my stepLINKS….


Ali Milan Straight Stuntin Ass!!
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Here’s Some Fake Megan Fox Nudes That Look Pretty Fucking Real and May As Well BE
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Tell Me You Don’t Get a Boner From Watching Chicks Tickle Each Other
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Tila Tequila is Engaged to Some Other Lesbian
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Imagine a Snake Shoved Up Your Snatch
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Because Sluts Aren’t So Easy to Find These Days
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GIMMA DAT BACON – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Watching People Drink Puke is Disgusting and Hilarious All At the Same Time
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Some Bai Ling and Her Alien Nipples
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American This Week
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Rihanna and John Mayer Fuck
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Joselyn James is the Type of Teacher I Wish I Had When I Was a Kid
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Striptease of the Day – SURPRISE EDITION
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REAL LIFE EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS
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The Tiger Woods Mistree Count is Now At 11
**NOW WITH ONE ADDITIONAL PORN STAR**
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Man Jada Pinkett Used to be HOT, What the Fuck Happened?
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Jersey Shore is SERIOUSLY Pissing Some People Off
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I Thought Cher Was Dead But She Appears To Have Risen From The Grave
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Sports Fan Fun From Around the World – VIDEO
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A Naked Waitress Sounds All Right to Me – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Making Bad Decisions – VIDEO
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There’s Some Borderline War of the Worlds Shit Going On In Norway
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Danielle Takes It All Off
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! – VIDEO
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Check Out This Plane From the Uniter Arab Emirates
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Soem Olivia Munn is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Katherine Heigl and Her Mormon Cleavage
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Here’s a Maid I Would Like to Have Clean My House
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All Hello Jenna Haze
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Alesha Dixon is All Legs
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Some Cuban Beauties You Oughta Really Take a Look At
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Masha and Ania Have Fun With a Dildo
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Jennifer is Naked and Wake Boarding
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Check Out the Rack on Janine
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Man Julia Roberts Sounds Like a Riot When She is Drunk
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Quentin Tarantino + Japan = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Kate Bosworth is Everywhere These Days
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TITS – A Tribute
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Addicted to Rock Band Much? – VIDEO
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Some Gorgeous Girls Gift Wrapped
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George Clooney’s GF Has a Wedgie!
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I Totally Wanna Bang Eva Green
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PLAYBOY BOMBSHELL JESSA HINTON IS JUST MOTHER FUCKIN’ HOT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Dec

Ashley TIsdale’s Mother Dresses Like A Real Ugly 15 Year Old of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s mother dresses like an Ashley Tisdale fan, you know like she’s 15 in her leggings and UGGS, probably because she is Ashley Tisdale’s biggest fan, since Ashley Tisdale buys her nice stuff and came out of her vagina, but the despite her best efforts, her face definitely wasn’t cooperating with this plan. You see this all the time, you know competitive mother’s, trying to compete with their teenage daughters for male attention, but the only problem is, they don’t realize their faces and vaginas look like a weathered pair of oversized leather boots….

The whole thing is pretty fucking funny but not as funny as the fact that Ashley Tisdale has a career entertaining people….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Mother

2009

09

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio doing yoga is a pretty good thing, but I find this shit disappointing. This is a Victoria’s Secret shoot but last time I checked Victoria’s Secret made panties and lingerie and shit and bitch is clearly not wearing a fucking see through thong while in her the downward dog or whatever the yoga position so long as I’m under her and she’s using my face as the fucking yoga mat you know just to see if I can still taste the remnants of the baby she just recently birthed…..or at least guage the damage the baby caused with my tongue and loving every fucking second of it.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

09

Dec

Ciara Dressed Like a Trophy Whore of the Day

When viewing these pictures of Ciara dressed like some kind of Trophy whore you’d win from the escort agency for being the customer of the year because your awkward ass made a lot of money in software in the 90s and your skills at getting pussy never quite matured past the age of 12 letting or some shit, but motherfucker’s bank account did and since then he’s gone through a different whore every second night, some more wholesome than the next, never quite questionning the authenticity of their pussies, always just assuming shit was always an integral part of the girl and not something she modified in her later years….remember she was most likely born with a cock…not that that would stop you.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ciara|Whore

2009

09

Dec

Rihanna and Her Leotard of the Day

Rihanna’s shirt is touching her pussy, asshole and tits all at the same fucking time and it is really not that exciting because I hate this bitch and think it’s time for her to be retired back in Barbados to spend the rest of her life giving tours of the Rum Distillery or changing bed sheets some shit where she belongs. I just hope her label is exploiting her like the illegal immigrant she is and that they are making a fuck of a lot more money that her because it would not be fair for someone not from America to make stupid money thanks to America and their love for garbage shit that the media shoves down their drone throats.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Leotard|Rihanna

2009

09

Dec

Lady Gaga’s Throw Up Face of the Day

I have a love / hate relationship with girls who have weak chins. On one hand I think it looks fucking ugly enough to laugh at and make fun of so that the girl gets enough of a complex as this girl I used to talk to back in the day who ended up getting a chin implant partially because she knew it looked bad and partially because I would tell her how hot she’d be if she had a chin and didn’t just have a face that turned into neck. On the other hand I love the shit because watching girls walk around like they are about to puke, with their mouths permanently open and in the gag position is fucking hysterical.

In Lady Gaga’s case, it’s just a hate relationship because I have no interest in ugly girls who make it big and overcompensate for being ugly by being loud and annoying. I like my ugly girls shut the fuck up and hiding in the corner scared to make eye contact…..

So in future, she shouldn’t forget her ridiculous mask she’s been hiding behind and you shouldn’t buy her records because despite being a beast too big to stop…we can all do our part. Think of her as global warming-a cause we all need to fight.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Face|Lady Gaga|Throw Up

2009

09

Dec

David Hasselhoff the Drunk Does Incest of the Day

Like all drunks, David Hasselhoff has taken a real liking to his daughter. Not only is his judgement clouded and the idea of what is right and wrong has been replaced with doing what makes him feel good without really caring about how this is going to fuck up his daughter 10 years down the road when she realizes that fucking her broken daddy won’t fix her broken daddy and if anything it’s really disturbed and will just catch up with her after he dies of alcoholism and she gets married and has kids and when her husband asks for anal, all those dirty memories will come rushing back, making her drink to forge, ruining her marriage and talking about it 2 years after rehab when she tries to get her life together on whatever the fuck replaces Oprah’s show…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Daughter|David Hasselhoff|Incest

2009

09

Dec

Hilary Duff Brown Paper Bags Herself of the Day

Sure she’s not actually wearing a brown paper bag, but she’s from Hollywood and she’s a celebrity and pulling off a brown paper bag would be on some Lady Gaga kick, but she is doing the most fashionable attempt at covering her fat fucking ass up in a brown ill-fitting sweater that I can only assume happened using the same logic as so many guys before her when trying to make a pussy good enough to fuck by covering the bitches disgusting face.

I feel like Hilary Duff is in an abusive relationship, you know always competing with her boyfriend’s team mates for his attention, cuz when you’re part of a team, you do everything together, from showering to jerking each other off in each other’s mouth in efforts to build morale and a endless bond that wins Stanely Cups and girlfriends, although fun to tag team, just get in the way of that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Hilary Duff

2009

09

Dec

Candice Swanpoel’s Swimsuit Shoot of the Day

She’s one of those hot white girls from South Africa who I want to fuck, only I’m not too sure if she has AIDS or not and I’ve got this new thing of only fucking girls who are HIV positive cuz I’m doing my own scientific research to see just how hard it is to contract the shit. I’ve been told by a few people that AIDS doesn’t even exist anymore and I figure the only way to be too sure about that is to hit the fucking streets and since I’ve never used condoms, they get in the way of feeling good, I’m pretty much ready.

See Africa is all about the AIDS, just ask U2 but I hope that doesn’t mean burning Candice Swanpoel’s bathing suit bottomes instead of selling them on ebay…cuz there is no AIDS strong enough to keep me from sniffing that shit til I get a nose bleed….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Photoshoot|swimsuit