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2009

21

Oct

Shakira’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.

That’s enough gunt talk for the day…no onto better things…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gunt|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

21

Oct

Anna Friel’s Got a Gunt of the Day

I don’t know much about Anna Friel, I just know she’s in some stage show naked and everyone made a big deal about it, despite girls getting naked on stage in pretty much every single city in the world every night, but I guess they didn’t have a huge celebrity being on TV shows none of us every watched, unless you consider their dad’s beating and raping them before they ran away and were forced to strip a TV show….

Either way, based on this tight dress, I’m not sure I want to see this girl naked, but would rather see her in a pair of SPANX cuz let’s face it, the gunt she’s packing in her uterus is pretty fucking unattractive. I guess she could be bloated or getting her period, or maybe pregnant and too busy to get an abortion, but seriously, she’s gotta make the time to sort this out when getting paid to get naked, lazy bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anna Friel|Bloated|Gunt|Period

2009

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost posted this without writing anything. That probably would have been a good thing. Not because I hate myself, I am over this past weekend’s depression, I think years of drinking have taken all the happy chemicals in my brain and pissed on them before shitting them out…so when I got too hard, I feel the pain…..but because I was called a failed writer by someone who deserved to get beat the fuck up. A failed writer like I set out to write great novels like I was Stephen King, when I’ve only read 3 books in my fucking life.

So I can’t be so sensitive about being called a failed writer, considering I never aspired to be a writer, never took a class in writing, and didn’t even know I knew how to write before I was 30, and even when I found out I could write, knew that I didn’t really actually know how to write and since I write the best site on the internet nobody reads, I didn’t really need him to tell me I am a failed anything, cuz I’m the motherfucker who doesn’t have a job and lives a life of luxury on my milk crate desk thanks to being a failed everything…so if anything I’m an accomplished failure.

The cocksucker was just mad I tried to make out with him like two college girls do on spring break as a joke. I guess he didn’t find it funny cuz those who do gay things and don’t get turned on are much more comfortable with their sexuality than those who can’t handle gay things being done to them and turn around and call people failed writers. You hear that ya faggots…..

Here are my steplinks….and I’m gonna take my failure ass to get some booze in me cuz two days of sobriety have proven to be boring as shit….

The Fag from American Idol Poses and Tongues a Naked Model….
GO

Freestyle Pole Dancing of the Day
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If Carrie Prejean Wants to Keep those Tits, She’s Gonna Have to Pay for Them Herself
GO

A Whole Lot of Funny VIdeos….
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Kayden Kross and Her Fishnets of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – 2 for One Edition
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Because Being a Slut is a Skill Too
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Balloon Launch FAIL
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These Bullying PSA’s Never Get old and ARe Always Hilarious
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I’M IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER
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Abi Titmus Pantyhose Upskirt
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I’m Lovin’ All This Shakira Action We’ve Been Getting Lately
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25 Amazing Etch A Sketches
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Striptease of the Day
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The Balloon Boys Neighbors Are Ready to Knock Someone the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alina Puscau Strips Down for Playboy
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If Sarah Palin Actually Goes on Oprah We Are Going to Have Jokes for the Rest of the Year
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DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!! DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS GETTING A REALITY SHOW!!
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John Stamos was DEFINITELY Drunk on Australian TV – VIDEO CONFESSION
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Jennifer Gareis in Monte Carlo
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Busty Ashlynn Brooke
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Ejected from theme park ride – VIDEO
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Cute Blonde and Her No So Private Video
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One of the Dudes From Big Brothers Got Busted for Dealing Drugs – VIDEO
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A Horny MILF and the Rocking Sex Machine
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A Collection of Isla Fisher Photos
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My Owner is an Idiot – GALLERY
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Man I Had Almost Forgot About Paz Vega
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I Don’t Know Who Juie Benz Is But She is Kind of See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry and Her Camel Toe
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Ewa Sonnet Gets Them Wet
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Busty Briana Lee
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Zoe Saldana is Kind of Thin, But I Would Still Hang Her
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jayden cole Touches Herself in Front of Her Laptop Camera
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Real Goth Girls Slutting Out
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Riley Shy is Anything But
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Haven’t See Masuimi Max in a Little While
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Nuts – 2010 Topless Calendar
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Meet Sue L
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Amber Rose is Actually Lookin’ Alright Here
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Some Assholes Harass a Drunk Bitch
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A Whitney Houston Wardrobe Malfunction Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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WWE DIVA / GO DADDY SEX KITTEN CANDICE MICHELLE IS BACK … AND SHE JUST LOOKS SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKABLE!
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I think I Just Fell in Love with Candace Rae’s Tits
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Oct

Marisa Miller’s Hot Bikini Change of the Day

They say this is Marisa Miller getting changed into a bikini during some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, but it doesn’t really look like her, and since pics of any girl, especially a model, getting changed in public is what my voyeur dreams are made of, it doesn’t really matter whether they are of her or not, what does matter is that I get to take part in this joyous, hot and amazing moment from the comfort of my own couch without the awkwardness of having to casually pretend I’m not staring when I get caught for staring, I’m sure you know what I mean cuz you are a dude and it takes a very rare breed of man to stare at a girls tits drooling, we call that breed rapists because even the most perverted of us try to hide the fact that tits are all we care about….just like last week I was peeping on some college girl in her panties running around her apartment and she busted me and even though I was fully busted, I still had to pretend I was playing with my dog or picking up his shit on her lawn and had no idea she was there…..it is just encoded in our DNA or some shit…..

Here are the amazing pics….that turned out to be of Candice Swanepoel….but the ass shots could be Marisa Miller and really who cares…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Change|Marisa Miller

2009

20

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks different. I’m not sure what happened to her. Maybe this is a wax figure of her, or a stand-in because she would rather be at home watching The Biggest Loser, or maybe this is some artist rendition of her like you see done for missing people from the 80s so you know what they would look like today but there’s no fucking way this is a 23 year old girl, I know 23 year old girls and this shit is not what they look like. I get the whole growing up before her time being in Hollywood and cracking under the pressure of everyone watching her every move, but this isn’t fuckin’ human.

I would still serve her soup in a long cabin in the woods as she recovers from whatever disease this is, because she either needs to get her shit together, or I’ll be trying to sneak into her funeral home late at night to be the last man to grab her tit and play with her pussy before they cremate her.

Sort it the fuck out woman….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|old

2009

20

Oct

Rihanna’s Shitty New Song of the Day

Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.

Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.

Thanks.

Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

20

Oct

Britney Spears and her Hot Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears has one of those amazing round asses and it amazes me when I see that her boyfriend isn’t black. Sure, she had K-Fred for a while who thought he was black, but was really just a joke, the kind of wigger who proved hip hop entering the mainstream was a disaster because white trash everyone tried to bootleg the shit on a budget, while still being the racist hicks they always were, so it made for a really weird yet funny vibe when dudes who would have been dragging a black kid behind their pick-up trucks 10 years earlier, were trying to imitate them, dress like them and rap badly in efforts to be like them, sometimes even dating black girls and knocking them up to feel like the rappers they idolize, so he doesn’t count as an honorary black guy, he was a white trash Wal Mart version of a black dude at best, but he did do one thing right and that was make his bitch pay his motherfuckin’ way while he sat around playing video games and you can’t hate a brother for that….

Either way, here’s her ass in a bikini and I like it.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Britney Spears

2009

20

Oct

Olivia Munn in Her Underwear on Greek of the Day

It turns out that Olivia Munn isn’t just an annoying host of some shitty TV show designed for virgin losers who feel they can relate to her and that she understands their inner workings and their interests, when in reality she’s like every other cunt, who only pretends to care because she gets paid, and because she knows who her audience is, but I guess she’s also an aspiring actress, and here she is on some show called Greek where she had the challenging task of standing around in her underwear, showin’ off her decent-at-best ass, someone get this whore an Emmy.

And here’s the clip of her small tits in a bra from showcasing her depth as an actress….again…get this whore an Emmy….

Posted in:Greek|Olivia Munn|Panties|Underwear

2009

20

Oct

Thick Brazilian Bitch Doin’ 135 Squats of the Day

Here is a pretty funny Brazilian show where they dress a thick bitch up as a zebra and make her do squats. I assume this hot to at least one black guy and I’m just not really sure what there is to say about this, it kinda does a good enough job on its own, I am just gonna remind you that Brazil is one of the leading nations in tranny prostitutes, so I’m just gonna leave you with that and post the video….Enjoy….

Posted in:Ass|Squats|Thick Chicks

2009

20

Oct

Lily Allen Topless on her Hotel Balcony of the Day

I don’t really follow Lily Allen’s life. All I really know about her is that she’s a little fat, her songs are a little annoying, her talent is really fucking questionable, her parents are hooked up in the entertainment industry in the UK and that she’s just another typical rich girl who wants people to notice her because her parents were too busy living their own lives for her.

I do know that a couple of weeks ago, she went to Twitter and said she was retiring, probably because she realizes that she’s peaked, or maybe it’s got to do with other things, like drug addiction or bi polar disorder that leads her to fucking homeless dudes, before walking out to the balcony to contemplate suicide naked, because she’s done enough living, only to be saved by the homeless man she fucked, because he realizes if she dies, he won’t get the free meal she promised him, and the whole thing is like a scene out of a really boring movie, but at least she’s topless and doesn’t give a fuck if people post pics, cuz her world has become self involved and self absorbed meaning no one but her and her pain matter, the kind of crazy I fucking love…..

Posted in:Hotel|Lily Allen|Topless|Venice