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2009

20

Jul

Dita Von Teese Does Bar Mitzvah Appearances of the Day

I am not sure what rich person private party these pictures are from, but based on how relevant aging goth chicks who were once in Playboy after becoming famous on the internet for doing lesbian porn, back when the internet was just starting out and there was limited girls willing to get naked and hide the fact that they are whores behind some lost art of “striptease” and instead of accepting that they are nothing but worthless sluts, pretend they are performing artists, it wasn’t anything too high profile.

Her internet scam bigger than the nigeria shit, helped secure a decent fan base of dudes waiting to see her pussy, before getting scooped up by the mainstream, becoming the face of burlesque, in a time when burlesque suddenly became popular, leaving her the person fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs aspire to be, and leaving me confused why people care about some bullshit rip off burlesque show, all while securing her with big live shows at actual theaters and not in back alleys where she belongs, making her rich from selling her body, and leaving me really unsure how this all played out, mainly because she’s totally unattractive.

Anyway, at least she’s out doing private functions for a few bucks now, because that’s usually a sign that the end is near.

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Based on the Jawline – I think this is Rumer Willis – Maybe It was Her Party –

Pics via TheCobraSnake

Posted in:Bar Mitzvah|Dita Von Teese|Performance

2009

20

Jul

Condaleezza Rice Nude Pics of the Day

Here is a unconfirmed nude picture of Condaleeza Rice. I figure they look close enough to her that they are worth posting, but then again, I am ignorant and think all black people look the same. For all I fuckin’ know, this could be Denzel Washington or Will Smith or even Michael Jackson pre-death.

The truth is that I’ve heard her talk and bitch seems way too serious to get naked, I’m talking showers in her fucking business suit serious. But behind every girl, no matter how tough she is to make it in a man’s world, is a little whore excited to get her pussy fucked, usually all it takes is a little alcohol to get a girl back into her natural whore state, you know one that isn’t tainted with serious jobs and serious higher education and one that rocks the stripper name her parents gave her the way nature intended before getting all ambitious and shit, makin’ her the one who got away, at least that was before today.

After this past weekend, I would not be surprised if there are numerous nude pictures of me floating around via different sources. Shit was fucking so messy I still haven’t recovered and I spent the entire day in bed because my liver fuckin’ hates me. I may have to quit drinking cuz if I don’t I will die. True Story…

Another true story – I doubt these are legit.

Posted in:Condaleezza Rice|Nude

2009

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been staring at an asian girl outside my house with a baby carriage who looks like she’s 12 but is rockin’ the smallest dress I’ve ever seen and has insane body…. I can’t figure out if she is a babysitter or the mother because with Asians, you can be 12 or 40 and have an equally tight vagina, it’s one of nature’s great mysteries, maybe god’s answer to pedophiles so they don’t have to steal innocence, I’m not turned on by what I’m lookin’ at, I’m just doin’t he math and makin’ sense of the shit.

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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….

Because You Don’t Have Friends or Lovers…
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Janet Jackson is Back on the Market, So If Your Dreams of Fucking Michael
Are Over Cause He’s Dead, She is the Next Best Thing
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Some Ho On ESPN Had an On Air Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie
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Who Knew Dick Cheney Could Be Kind of Amazing?
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Now Here’s Some Amazing Titles For Garfield Books
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Hot Video Hoe Rosa Acosta’s Sluttiest Pics
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HAWAIIAN TROPIC BIKINI CHAMPION HAS AN AWESOME FUCKIN’ BODY!
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Confessions of an Actress
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Anna Paquin is Hot and Weird Looking At the Same Time
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More Japanese Gameshow Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Hilarious Open Letters to Some Very Annoying People
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Care If She Can’t Swim, I Still Wanna Bang Eva Mendes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart?
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Coco Wants To Offer All The Ladie’s Out There Some Dating Advice
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Evan Rachel Wood and The Dude She is Currently Fucking Go Out On the Town
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Naked Lesbian Slumber Party
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Leelee Sobieski Is Engaged and Suddenly I Remember How Hot She Is
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I Would Gladly Be Denise Richards’ Friend With Benefits
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Hand in the Toaster on the Simpsons Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Some Blind Items, Because It’s Friday and You’re Probably Gonna Be Bored All Weekend
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Nicole Graves Does Some Chores
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How Even a Pussy Like You Can Win in a Fight
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More Naked Sluts Fighting
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Lola is Sexy in that 80’s Kind of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mother Drags Kid Through Store – VIDEO
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Random Photos of the Day
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surprisingly, This Fergie Bikini Throwback Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Beware of Flying…Bikes?
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Vida Guerra Body Paint Throwback
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If You Ask Me, She is Very, Very Fuckable
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What Can I Say, I’m a Sucker For a Brunette
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Sure, One of Them is a Lesbian, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Bang The Veronicas
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I Love Gisele and Her Platform Boots
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Now THATS An Ass I Wanna Be All Over
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5 Ways You Are Treated Like a Criminal Everyday
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Janine is Tattooed And Half Naked
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Roselyn Sanchez Looks Like She Wants Me Penis In Her
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes
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He Hates Crack Whores – VIDEO
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This Vintage Sex Ed Tape Will Make You Puke
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The Moral of the Story is: Don’t Hang Out with Talking Animals
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WWE Star John Cena’s Wife Hikes Up Her Wedding Dress ALL THE WAY!
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Scarlett Johansson in this Porn Parody Photoset
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Picture of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is still alive and kicking, despite the countless number of times I’ve wished death upon her and here’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez pushing her tits out like a 14 year old girl at the summer camp dance trying to seduce her CIT, only less exciting. Maybe it’s be worth lookin’ at if she wasn’t such a fuckin’ cunt. The only thing good about Jennifer Lopez is that that Latina Hype shit that gave her a career a few years back has died the fuck down and no one gives a fuck about her or her fat ass anymore. The only bad thing about that is that she milked that shit like she wasn’t the lazy pig we all know she is, like the latinas I know milk the sales at cosmetic counter of my local dollar store…and here she is on set for a new movie and that is horrible news. Let’s hope something goes wrong.

And yes – I cropped out her ass because no one needs to be celebrating that shit…and by celebrating I mean masturbating to it…

Posted in:Cunt|Jennifer Lopez|Tits

2009

17

Jul

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Getting Out of Cars for the Takeover of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is on some solo missions. She figures she’s got enough talent to drop those leeching cunts she’s been forced to rise to the top of shitty pop music in the UK with and take on the USA on her own. So she’s covered up her prison tattoos and put on some wholesome 1950s housewife dress that she manages to use to cover her dirty whore pussy when getting out of a car and I’m hoping this is just a tease to get us watching her and noticing her before she pulls some kind of massive vagina stunt before the album drops, like popstar whores are supposed to do to sell records and have staying power in America….I guess only time will tell…..but if you happen to be working with her on this new career move, you may want to tip her off and let her know we’re expecting labia, cuz none of us give a shit about her music….

Here she is wearing a different colorful dress from the other day…I know…Exciting isn’t it…

Posted in:Cheryl Tweedy Cole|Legs|Solo Career

2009

17

Jul

Shakira in Some Leggings of the Day

I know that I’d rather see Shakira on all fours with an 14 inch dildo in her ass and a fist in her pussy because I hear when you get a Columbian girl enough coke, everything is fuckin’ possible, they are like cartoon pussy who do shit that other girls find impossible, but since that shit only happens in my imagination, I’ll settle for pictures of her in her leggings leaving the gym, because even though she’s 10 years older than when we first started our one-sided relationship, I still haven’t seen her pussy, so leggings are a good enough reminder that the popstar who got away, may have a second round, ideally a really fucking trashy round in her….ust next time, let’s get some shots from behind….because leggings without being able to check out the ass are really just a waste of fucking time…

Posted in:Leggings|Shakira

2009

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl. The only difference is that I can’t do it while listening to their number 1 album while doing it. I am sure listening to Umbrella-Ella-Eh-Eh while getting splashed by her blood is magical experience, at least that’s Chris Brown’s been sayin’. Yeah, I said it and who gives a fuck.

Here is Rihanna walking around in a see thru lookin’ top, because that’s how single girls who have been beat by their boyfriends and who feel like they have no self-worth seduce men.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

17

Jul

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leggings of the Day

I am always amazed when I remember that Kate Beckinsale’s got a kid. I’m sure she found the shit on the side of the road, or maybe it was her dying drug addict sister’s who needed a home, because it makes no sense to me that shit grew inside of her and ripped its way out of her, her body is too tight.

My only issue with Kate Beckinsale or giving her love for lookin’ good is that it makes me feel like a virgin werido who collects action figures because she did some movie that I’ve never seen called Underworld, but apparently every dude who can’t get pussy has and have since plastered their walls with her picture and name their pet iguana after her and shit.

Here she is leaving the gym in leggings or some shit.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Leggings|Mom

2009

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Ugly Bikini Stills From Some Movie of the Day

If you’ve been to the site before, which for your sake I hope you haven’t, because even while I write it, I know it is just a waste of time and noise that you can easily turn off by blocking the site in your browser, but if you have been to the site before, you’ll know that I can’t stand Ashley Tisdale or her face.

I don’t know what it is about her, maybe the fact that she’s 30 and pretends to be a highschool student, that shit has always fucked with my head though and maybe I should take shit up with Disney and ask them to stop kidnapping the underdeveloped kids and casting them in their shows, and instead get them the proper hormonal treatment they deserve.

I also hate that her face doesn’t deserve to be on TV, yet she walks around like some kind of celebrity, and for the sake of humanity, I think someone needs to tell her otherwise, because if you never give a cunt a reality check, or a reminder that she’s still that awkward big nosed scrawny twat no one wanted to fuck with, and just because teenage girls everywhere think you’re a god and you have a little money, doesn’t mean you aren’t the piece of shit you know you are deep down inside….

Here she is in a bikini in some stills from some movie she was in because executives see dollar signs and not the truth. Unfortunately, dude didn’t drop her on her head or “accidentally” drown her, I feel that’d be her hottest look….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini|Movie|Ugly

2009

17

Jul

Marisa Miller’s Not As Hot as Her Body of the Day

Marisa Miller is a bikini model because of her body so that’s what we should be focusing on because whatever the fuck is going on with her hard, leathery, old lookin’ face, reminds me of some ex-prostitutes I was in NA with a couple of years ago. It’s like this bitch started out with a set of fake tits, two 10 pound dumbells, a tanning machine and a fuckin’ dream and she made it, but time isn’t on her face’s side, shit is melting into some kind of weird, but I’m definitely on her body’s side, shit is done proper, so she needs to embrace her place in the world and get in a little less dress and a little more bikini, but at least we get a taste with them legs…

Posted in:Legs|Marisa Miller|Model