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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2009

Mar

Lady Gaga Has a Dick of the Day

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I am getting tired of ripping into Lady Gaga, it’s all very negative and a waste of fucking energy, you know she is doing her thing, people are diggin’ it, she can sing, her sound is her own and music is her own, and whether I find shit a little lame, a little forced and the whole thing very bullshit, makes no difference because she’s here, her music gets played and she’s going to be around for awhile.

That said, just because I accept that she’s around, doesn’t mean that I accept her to be a woman. I am convinced that just throwing the name “Lady” in her name, is some over compensation shit to further trick us into thinking she’s got a vagina, you know like how could she have a dick if her name is Lady Gaga, kinda thing. Not to mention, she has a busted man face, stupid wigs, stupid costumes, a raspy dick suckin’ voice and looks like she’s wearing a fucking diaper under her leotard while acting like a gay dude’s rendition of a fabulous glamorous woman.

Now, I guess I could be wrong, and she could just have unfortunate genes, but whatever she is, she’s definitely here to stay, so get used to it and turn on her song “Poke her Face” while you fantasize about her tits, just the way she used get her face poked in the gay club bathrooms while jerking her own dick, before she had to tuck it away for fame….

Here she is kickin’ of her North American tour…

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

Mar

Howard K. Stern Goes To Jail of the Day

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So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

Posted in:Anna Nicole Smith|death|Howard K. Stern|Murder

2009

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here’s my Twitter of the Day, it was in response to John Mayer talking about Honey Dew being the sweetest melon and a great source of potassium….

@johncmayer you know what else is a great source of potassium? The bananas Jennifer Aniston’s gonna be using now that your penis quit.

It’s not that good, but I didn’t try that hard, so stop judging me and start being my friend man. We need less hate a more hugs.

Here are my stepLINKS….this is me sharing with you…now it’s your turn to share with me. Show me your tits…thanks.

Some Girl On Girl Thonged Ass Action
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Aniston’s Vagina is Depressed, Maybe She’ll Pose Naked On the Cover of GQ Again
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Cassie Is The Hottest R & B Star Ever
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Finger Ball Seems Like My Kind of Sport
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Relax, You Cunt, It’s Just a Bowl of Soup
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Abigail Clancy is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Animator VERSUS Animation
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Jenn’s Tits Are Fucking Massive
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Because Stickin You P in a V Does Your Body Good
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Who Remembers Oregon Trail and How Amazing It Was?
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Chris Brown and I Can Bond Over the Fact That We Both Pull Out
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Jude Law Likes ‘Em Big
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How About Vanessa Hudgens Ass Crack?
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JLOS Looks Kind of Hot When Shes Not With That Heroin Addict Husband of Hers
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South Park Tops It’s Own Awesomeness Yet Again
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101 Sexiest Female Action Figures
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Economic Crisis Must Be Getting Victoria Beckham Down
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Drunk Jude Law with Ugly Chicks
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Some Chicks in Bikinis Having an Ice Cream Fight
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How about beauty products made with the skin of executed Chinese Prisoners…
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Some Mexican Punch Out a Stranger Festival
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Shot By Kern with Some Asian Nude Model Named Hugo
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Aids Ads Using Celebrity Sex Lives…to Show You That Famous People Should All Die of Aids not because they are Garbage People…But Because they are Whores…
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Lady Gaga is Such a Stupid Cunt and I Want to Kill Her
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Ahhhh, So THERE’S the Mother of Jesus
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Grandma Salsa Dancer
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Alison Angel Wants You to Watch Her Work Out
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Because It’s Time You Mom Cut the Cord
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Nothing Like a Drugged Up, Naked Teen
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Snowmobile Crosses a River, and Then…
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Lebron James Has Got the Farts!
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Nikki Has a Tattoo
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Well, It Definitely Explains Why Shes So Fucking Fat
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Slap to the Ass, Pie to the Face
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80’s Excercise Tapes Are Kick Ass
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MMA Fighter is as Stupid As I Think They Are
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Cop Makes These Dudes Rap Because They Are Black and He is Racist and Thinks All Black People Are Rappers
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I Wanna Throw It In Roselyn Sanchez
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Who The Fuck is Michelle Bass?
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Julia is Covered in Oil
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Poor Little Rich Girl
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Vida Guerra is Bustin Out
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Carin Ashley is Lovely
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Does Wanting to Punch Tyra Banks in the Face Make me a Women Beater?
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Some Slow Motion Bikini Sluts
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Here’s Some Iraqi Porn
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Bridget in her Chair
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Ohhhhh Christina How I Have Missed You
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Blake Lively is Pretty Disgusting
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The Hottest TV Cops of All Time
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Meet a Girl That Isn’t Your Hand With a Wig On It
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Yeah, I know, no one cares about my twitter…not even Ashton Kutcher and it is sad…

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepLINKS of the Day

2009

Mar

Guess the Tits With Money of the Day

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You’ll be disappointed too….

Posted in:cleavage|Tits

2009

Mar

Audrina Titty Bounce Run of the Day

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Not much better than watching a girl run across the street, you know her titties bouncing in a way you can visualize shit to be like the Baywatch intro you all jerked off to at least once if you’re older than 20 years old. Unfortunately, when the bitch is not naked or half naked, or is Audrina, despite the big tits, it just isn’t worth bothering, and I guess in keeping this site useless, I have no choice but to post it, I am in too deep, but I am warning you, this is going to be a waste of your time….

Here’s a video of her leaving some restaurant called Nobu last night….

Posted in:Audrina Partidge|Jog|Titty Bounce

2009

Mar

Jewel has some Weird Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know why Jewel’s massive Women in Song Volume 24 tits have got deflated, maybe she’s lost weight, maybe she’s on male hormones, maybe she does push-ups, all I know is that she’s got some deflated implant bag cleavage going on and it’s not that much of a turn on, but the fact that she’s on crutches is, you know, since it makes it harder for her to runaway and easier to catch…

Posted in:cleavage|Jewel

2009

Mar

Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches Party of the Day

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It’s always nice to see long lost lovers reunited for the sake of making money, you know the same motivation for their fake publicity stunt relationship. So as Bridget launches her Sexiest Beach TV show, one of those original concepts you’ve never seen before, but I am not hating on it, because I like beaches and bikinis and figure you can never have too much of them, Hefner and Kendra came out to support, why?? because they are all gettin’ paid.

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Hugh Hefner|Kendra Wilkinson|Party|Playboy

2009

Mar

Jessica Alba Rides Her Bike in Paris of the Day

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Jessica Alba went on a romantic bike ride in Paris, you know since it is the city of love, alone. I hear she followed this up with a bottle of wine, some harsh cigarettes, because she’s cliche and alone, because Cash Warren took advantage of the opportunity to get the fuck away from her and stay back home to watch the baby, you know the one she trapped him into suckin’ up his unhappiness and doin’ the right thing by taking her back after he was so close the the escape he could almost taste the groupie whore pussy spread and dripping for him…before getting roped back in.

Posted in:Bike Ride|Jessica Alba|Paris

2009

Mar

Bai Ling Borrowed Paris Hilton’s Bra of the Day

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I just used all I had for these pictures on the title. This is a disaster, I mean I don’t get who this bitch or what she does, so what would I really have to say about her, that she’s got pretty big cleavage for a fucking asian, I guess I could do that, but it’s better to imagine her useless tits being in the same piece of clothing as Paris’ useless tits, like some kind of bra sharing fetish because there’s nothing wrong with fetishes, if anything it makes these two whores less useless. My dog’s making out with me, and standing on my computer,making it hard to finish up…

Posted in:Bai Ling|cleavage|Tits

2009

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan’s Deathwatch continues…she’s still alive and trying to pack on the pounds by switching up her diet from being a diet coke, cigarette gum, vodka redbull, cocaine diet, to a regular coke, cigarette gum, vodka redbull, cocaine diet. That’s an extra 200 calories a day, so she’s probably not going to bottom out just yet, but you can’t live long off cafeine and other substances, so our day will come. Let’s just hope that this bitch never meets Kelly Clarkson, because that Kelly Clarkson diet plan despite may save Lohan’s life and we don’t want any of that happening….

Here are some really fucking exciting pictures of Lohan and Ronson leaving Ronson’s house to the Filipinos/Mexicans to clean up their lesbian drug addict mess.

Bonus Here’s Some Lohan Slutty Conspiracy of the Day

I got this email. I thought it was funny….

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Where Lindsay Lohan Really Got the Name For Her New Self-Tanner
As many of you probably already know, Lindsay Lohan has her own brand of leggings called “6126 Leggings” and apparently the line has been so successful that she is expanding her line to include another product she loves to wear, self-tanner. I always thought 6126 was a stupid name for a brand and the name of her self-tanning mist is just as dumb, it’s called Sevin Nyne. Noticing that Sevin Nyne, is an obvious play on the numbers 7 and 9, I thought to myself, self, maybe 6126 is also a play on numbers? It only took a quick second to notice that 1+2+6=9, throw the 6 in front of the 126 and bam you got 69!

I guess Lindsay loves the position so much she named her leggings after it which isn’t that much of a stretch considering her current relationship status. I bet she thought she was so smart disguising it the way she did.

Further, in regards to her new product, according to http://www.urbandictionary.com, the 79 is simply an enhanced version of the 69. If she loves the 69 enough to name her leggings after it, then I’m sure she also enjoys the enhanced version enough to name her self-tanner after it! This time around she tried to hide it by craftily spelling the words in an unconventional fashion but alas, my mind is as dirty as hers and I discovered this little conspiracy theory which I’m sharing here with the world.

Clever clever…someone call that guy from A Beautiful Mind…or the military…I think we’ve got a code cracker on our hands…someone who can help take down Korea!

Posted in:Deathwatch|Lindsay Lohan