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2009

04

Feb

Lucy Lawless and Her Lesbian Stage Show of the Day

I saw these pictures of Xena Warrior Princess in some stage show I don’t understand and figured I’d hit youtube to find more information and all I came up with was a clip from the show where she’s making out with some other girl and this caption.

In this clip, Lucy plays ‘Sappho’, a sexually precocious Catholic schoolgirl who finally kisses the object of desire, Gloria the dancer. Afterwards she sings the song, ‘The Reason’ by Hoobastank but not many people were listening for at least a minute because we were so excited and enthralled over that hot and shocking KISS. Wowie!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know that despite never watching the TV show because big women kicking ass in stupid costumes with stupid storylines and low budget effects with obnoxious arab suicide bombing screeching doesn’t do it for me, I find it kinda homoerotic, but a lot of losers became addicted to this cunt, so this video of her dyking out and trying to be sexy will be a nice change of pace from the re-runs, DVDs, posters and screencaps you’ve been jerking off to all these years, so despite being a couple days old and too weird for me, it’s a hell of a lot fresher than that mangled printout you’ve been hiding under your mattress the last decade.

Here’s a whole lot of pictures from her weird attempt at revamping a pretty shitty career…

Next time I expect to see some pussy lip…none of this fake nude bullshit. Embrace the fact you’re trying to cling on and give us what we deserve…which is real nude bullshit. Thanks.

Posted in:Kiss|Lesbian|Lucy Lawless

2009

04

Feb

Pam Anderson Picture of the Day

So this is the story that goes along with this picture:

I spotted Pamela Anderson at the “Angels and Athletes” party at Aja in Tampa, FL this past Saturday.

She was out celebrating (something) the night before the Super Bowl.

Pam was on hand as the headline attraction for the night…unfortunately for her, she forgot to bring her A-Game…or a hairbrush.

Source

I have a feeling she is making this face because shejust felt her busted up uterus slipping out of her skirt because she didn’t wear underwear again, but I guess she could be making this face because she’s scared, or sad, or concerned or even surprised. Maybe it’s got to do with her dying career, beauty or sex appeal….or maybe someone just flashed her the 8 ball of coke she’s about to dig her whore face in, or maybe a guy she once banged just told her he has AIDS and has to tell past lovers by law. I really don’t know or care but someone emailed it to me and I figured I’d switch it up by posting it anyway because I have nothing better to do and no matter how hard I try to go back to sleep and no matter how tired I am right now, the alcohol withdrawal isn’t letting me. Asshole.

Posted in:Drunk|Pamela Anderson|Party

2009

04

Feb

Hayden Panettiere and Her Shitty Fucking Tits of the Day

Hey guess what, Hayden Panettiere’s got shitty tits. I have more luscious cleavage you’d want to burry your head in, but then again I am clinically and legally obese, so I have bigger tits that most women.

The good news is that if she was to do porn she’d make more per scene because the companies love natural tits since most girls willing to do porn have already jacked their shit up. The bad news is that Hayden thinks she’s too good for porn and sticks to garbage TV shows no one watches, and by no one I mean everyone, you assholes are giving her this uncontrollable, undeserved ego.

Now, do it to me.

Posted in:Bad|Hayden Panettiere|Tits

2009

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Not to beat a dead horse with my dick or anything, but I am still very excited about this strap-on, but in talking to my new best friend on facebook, I realized something.

This one sex toy company is the only people who ever send me anything, I always assumed it was to review their product, but realized that last month they sent me a prostate massager and now they’ve sent me a strap on. I think they are telling me to fuck myself in some weird sex toy company passive aggressive way. I still think I’ve come out on top.

Here are my links….

Why Waste Time With a Slut Who Won’t Put Out?
GO

Don’t Lie, Loser, You Know You Would Hit That All Day
GO

Denise Milani and Her Fucking Retarded TIts
GO

What’s Your Secret Method?
GO

Olivia Munn is Cumming
GO

Beer Bottle Dominoes is Amazing
GO

Celebuslut Cartoon Fun
GO

Debbie Does Hooker Boots
GO

Peta Pretty Much Disgusts Me More Than Anything, And That Is Not an Easy Feat
GO

Let’s Rejoice of Memories Past When Jessica Alba Was Fucking Smokin’ Hot
GO

Cheyenne Tozzi May be Dead in the Near Future, So Let’s ENjoy Her in a Bikini
For Most Probably the Last Time
GO

Jodie Marsh: Tit Inspector
GO

Drew Barrymore Hotness
GO

How Else Are You Gonna Meet Your Future Wife?s
GO

Jesus, When Did Emma Watson Get So Sexy
GO

Gwenyth Paltrow, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

Abigail Clancy Photoshoot
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
Lookin’ Reeeeeeal Good
GO

Jaime Pressly is a Workout Slut
GO

Shay Laren /camo Beauty
GO

How About Some Sex in the Kitchen?
GO

Fast Food Nut Shot
GO

Laura Lee is a Lasy in Red
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

This Kid is Totally Highs
GO

Because You Gotta Pass the Time Somehow
GO

Desperately Random Internet Imagery
GO

Wrestlng Epic Fail
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio May Have Ruined Her Vagina, But Man, Her Body Looks Bangin’
GO

Tori Spelling is Pretty Much Disgusting
GO

Redneck Monkey Bar Mouth Hang
GO

Lingerie Bedroom Slut Strips Down
GO

Call Me a Homo, Because Blind Items Bring Out My Inner Gays
GO

WTf Happened to Jordana Brewster?
GO

Shay Laren in the Mirror
GO

AHHHHHHH MEGAN FOXXX!
GO

The Great British Boobs of 2009
GO

Make Your Own USB Battery
GO

Cassie Dzienny is Your Quinessential Girl Next Door
GO

What’s Wrong With This Picture
GO

Chocolate Surprise
GO

I call This the Superbowel Destroyer…
GO

70s Sock Ad Doing the American Apparel
GO

10 Playmates You Probably Don’t Want to Fuck
GO

Alien 4 is Better than Sex
GO

Some Teacher Tricks Her Student Into Banging Her Disgusting Pussy. If She Was Hot, This WOuld Be a Moment of Jealousy…Instead, It’s Just Sick.
GO

One of Harvey Levin’s (The Dude Who Runs TMZ) Parties….
GO

!!!BONUs!!!

Because I Know Those Lawyer Fees From Your Stalker Trial Are Adding Up, Get a Bitch Who’s Not Sedated..
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Professional and Naked Picture Collection
GO

Some Ethnic Erotica
GO

More Ethnic Erotica….
GO

Some Party Girl Naked in Bed
GO

What the fuck is going on in Vegas?
GO

Bonus – One of the Worst Strip Videos on Youtube

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Feb

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Naked Scene in Strip Search of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a fucking monster. I’ve seen a few of her movies and sure seeing her piss herself in secretary was alright, but you know with a face like that, the only way to get the fuck ahead is to do things that normal hot chicks wouldn’t bother with.

That said, this is a video of her getting strip searched, in a movie called Strip Search, that came out in 2004. It was sent to me today, so I guess it’s making it’s rounds and since staying as far from Gyllenhaal as I can, because she scares me, it’s new to me.

The point of all this is to say, you don’t need to look good to get naked because watching her get felt up and cavity searched unwillingly, then curl in a ball and cry about it before throwing a tantrum because part of her felt violated and the other part of her appreciate the male attention is amazing even if it is from 2004.

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal|Naked

2009

03

Feb

Sylvester Stallone does the Homeless of the Day

I saw this video of Sylvester Stallone and I am posting it because I love seeing these celebrities interact with the scum that fill the street. Sure, I am borderline homeless and begging on the street, but I think that just puts me in a better position to say that we’re fucking scum. They are addicts, they are mental patients who aren’t getting treatment, they are people who just don’t fit into the mold of society because they do things like ask elderly women if their pussies are still juicy and who get mad when you don’t give them money, even though they did absolutely nothing for you, but make you clench your purse in fear, if you know what I mean.

I just like when dudes in their 200,000 dollar cars come in contact with them and get stuck in conversation with them, because like Sylvestor Stallone I’ve engaged in homeless conversation and it’s always been fucking entertaining, but I’ve always given them more than a dollar after they tell me they love me when I’m finished climaxing all over their faces. It’s just common courtesy, sure they’re desperate and hungry and dying for their next fix, but they are people too.

Posted in:Homeless Lady|Sylvestor Stallone

2009

03

Feb

Scarlett Johansson Has New Hair of the Day

The day you start caring about what a girl you’ve never met does to her hair is the day you have to come to terms with the fact that you are really fucking strange. Lucky for you, today is that day, so now that we’ve recognized the problem, you can start working on fixing it.

Sure, I am the kind of guy who doesn’t notice when my own wife gets her hair done, even if she changes the fucking color, sure, I never look at my wife or listen to her when she talks, but I can still stand back and say that just because you are a die hard fan of a girl’s tits, or maybe a little obsessed with a girl making everyone around you feel a little uncomfortable, the second you start talking about what look you like best on her, you’ve gone into the realm of creepy. Sure, you’ve spent many afternoons jerking off to her, but that doesn’t mean you have a fucking connection with her, so be a fucking man or enter hair dressing school, because somethin’s not right here and I’m gonna go with…you.

Posted in:cleavage|Hair|Scarlett Johansson

2009

03

Feb

A Little Bethany Hamilton the One Armed Surfer With Some Ass of the Day

You probably all know this Bethany Hamilton chick, she was a pro surfer who got eaten by a shark when she was 14 and just getting into the pro scene. She ended up losing an arm, making double handjobs pretty impossible, but she kept at surfing and is an inspiration to us all that no matter what is thrown in our path, we have to overcome, but more importantly to the lazy amputees you see around who feel sorry for themselves and smoke pot all day while jacked on prescription pills because they can’t feel things for themselves anymore since they have no limbs.

I am posting these because she’s posing with ass and not because I’m into rubbing my dick up on stumps like that weird guy I wrote about a few weeks ago, not that I am disgusted by her condition at all, but I just don’t think it makes her hotter than if she had a couple arms. Ya know.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

03

Feb

The Christian Bale Freak Out Song of the Day

You all know that Christian Bale had a freak out the other day on set, it’s been all over the place and I don’t even own a TV and know about it, so I figure you’ve all heard it. Anyway,if you haven’t because if I didn’t have this site, I probably wouldn’t have heart it either, he went insane on some dude who was working on set because he ruined a shot and Bale is a diva and doesn’t know how to treat people with respect. I don’t care who was in the wrong or how important Bale thinks he is because he’s some big star who was in the zone and got thrown out of character or was in character which I assume will be his excuse, you still have a responsibility to not be a little pussy cry baby.

Someone remixed the tantrum and I figured I’d post it because it makes for an easy post and I am lazy. Sure the song is nothing I’d listen to, and sure it’s just some guy trying to be famous, who spent the night editing this shit up, but that’s a lot more effort than I’ve ever putt into anything, so why not give him a little exposure, since that’s what he wants, since there are thousands of other things I am sure people would want to hear sampled.

Posted in:Christian Bale|Freak Out Song

2009

03

Feb

Some Dirty Cops of the Day

I am not one of those people who really hates cops. I get that they have a relatively hard job waiting around in their cars all day for people to fuck up, run a stop sign, speed or even tend to important issues like giving tickets for throwing your cigarette butts on the street, jay walking and telling you there’s nothing you can do when you get your laptop stolen at a Starbucks 4 years ago, even though the whole thing was under video surveillance but that would mean actually working. Sure there’s the occasional rape, murder, drug shake down and the whole pulling over black people in nice cars, when they aren’t pretending to work by cruising around all night and walking into stripclubs to check if the girls are 18. You know especially when they confiscate the drugs and drug money, make the girls who are under 18 suck them off to get off, or doing other dirty things like breaking gambling machines and stealing the cash. It’s a fucking joke that the public puts their trust into high school graduates who feel underpaid and who abuse their power because power is the whole reason they became cops, so whenever videos of them doing bad things like beating up homeless people, throwing a dude out of his wheelchair or ripping off bars hit, I feel a need to post the shit to show you how crazy our society is. Enjoy.

Posted in:Dirty Cops|Stealing