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2009

07

Jan

Not Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posting anything about Victoria Silvstedt is always exciting. I never know if she’s going to counter attack with a lawsuit, because she’s the kind of not very famous celebrity, who doesn’t like pictures of her getting eaten out by a married greek billionaire on vacation to surface and apparently she doesn’t like the people who post the shit and is still the only lawsuit I’ve ever really had to deal with, so it’s always like walking on eggshells when it comes to pictures of her and I like the excitement, because I’m not getting it anywhere else.

I guess like most girls, she thinks she’s more than just a slut, she’s a career woman who works hard, she is successful in her craft (whatever that is) and sure she used her fake tits and tight body to get ahead, but only because of the head on her shoulders and her delusions, because we all know she’s a whore, I mean the fake tits in nude pics and getting paid, is pretty much the nail in the coffin in that.

Either way, here are some pics of someone who isn’t Victoria Silvstedt, but who the paparazzi Claim is Victoria Silvstedt because they are idiots and are now moving onto girls that have blonde hair and pretending they are celebrities, on slow days…I guess now I can get sued by no names….good times.

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking my wife’s dog 5 minutes ago, I am feeling a little drunk, I drank because my site is still under attack by scientologists. I would have drank anyway. I saw a pair of grey American Apparel thong underwear lying in a snowbank, I wondered all the possible ways they got there. Was the girl raped, did she get her period, were they taken off during a hot teenage sex encounter and she was too scared to bring cum covered panties home for her mom to find, then I started wondering who was wearing the panties before they ended up in a snowbank. Was it a hot girl I see walking around the area, was she young or was she old, fat or skinny, maybe she was handicap or even a dude with a dirty little secret, so I had no choice but to pick them up, put them in my pocket and lay out to thaw out for further investigation. In a lot of way, I am like Horatio on CSI.

Here are my links….

Some Spectator Annoys Kathy Griffin Who Annoys Everyone….
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Hef Really Knows How to Tone Things Down
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I Wonder Who Banged Aubrey O’Day?
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Who Wants to Motorboat Salma Hayek?
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Shenae Grimes from 90210’s Sexy Photos!
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Mario Power Tennis
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8 Tricks in 52 Seconds
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Gisele is Lovely
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Middle Age Ruins an Already Ruined Thing
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Because There Is No Such Thing As Too Much of a Good Thing
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Robocop Fried Chicken
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Olivia Wilde Needs to Take that Dress Off
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Gisele Panty Upskirt Throwback
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When Did Sophia Bush’s Cans Get So Big
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Kate Hudson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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The Lohan-Ronson Drama Continues to Spin Round and Round
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Beat Down Via Vadge
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Norwegian News Looks Awesome!
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Dania Ramirez Photoshoot
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Jaime Hammer S&M Gallery
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Pssst! I Can See Your Boob!
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I’m Not Embaressed By My Farts, and You Shouldn’t Be Either
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Natalie Takes Off Dem Jeans
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Why Do Commercials From Outside North America Kick Ass So Much?
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Bogged Cops
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Sluts to Do Right By
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1 Guy 1 Cup Reaction Video
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Rip Torn
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The 50 Hottest Victoria Secret Models of All Time
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Rosario Dawson is Just Plain Sexy
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Babe Got Milk
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Eva Mendes’ Mom Should Be Proud She Ruined Her Vagina For Such a Hot Piece
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Some Israeli Nightlife Sluts Doing Their Thing…
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Serena Williams is Trying to Look Like a Lady…
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Because Sex Can Improve Anyone’s Life, Even One AS Bar As Yours
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Topless Sunbathing Fun
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Suzanne Stokes Makes Life Worth Living
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New England Patriot’s Cheerleader Getting Down in Punta Cana With Her Fake tits In These Personal Pics…
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Lusy Pinder is Not a Celebrity
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How About Some Lesbian Vampire Killers…
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Mena Suvari is Really Coming Back
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Turn Your Old Cell Phone Into a Bug!
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Sasha Grey is in the New Americal Apparel Ad
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Some New Tranny Music Sneak Preview To Jerk Off To…
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Oh No She Didn’t! Solange Knowles is Shit Talking Janet Jackson!
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Some Fake Titty Bitch With a Sense of Humor….
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Bonus – A Video That Will Touch You in Ways You May Not Want To Be Touched….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Single of the Day

So Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend/fiance of 3 years broke up over the Holidays and I don’t really give a fuck, because I don’t feel sorry for anything bad that happens to celebrities, because I figure it balances out all the luck those fuckers have had over the course of their lives. They aren’t anymore talented than you and they don’t work harder than you and they aren’t fucking blessed so it’s nice when they deal with some real life issues. Sure breaking up on the holidays is bad, but not as bad as the time I dumped a longtime girlfriend who wanted to marry me on our 3 year anniversary because shit was getting heavy and she was totally not expecting it, she was actually expecting a ring, but I’m sure she’s happy the way shit panned out in retrospect….but that’s not the point, the point is the life lesson we can all take from this….

When you’re dating a fat chick and you don’t put the pressure on her to lose weight and take the weight gain as a sign of sexiness, comfort and stability, you’re fucking up, because girls don’t respect guys who date fat chicks, even if the fat chick is them. They look at the mirror in disgust and realize that something is wrong with you for not busting a fucking move like a real man, so the second they start working out, you gotta take that as a sign because it means they are about to get ready to move on to new dick.

Seriously, dude put up with her when she looked like this for probably half their fucking relationship and where did that loyalty get him, pretty much no where but with a big tattoo on his face for future girls as a guy they can walk all over because he stands by his chick through thick or thin….

Here are some pics of the happy couple on the 27th, before their worlds came crumbling down….or at least his world, because there’s no way he dumped her after sticking out the fat years. Idiot.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Single

2009

06

Jan

Lily Allen Could be Topless on a Yacht of the Day

It looks like Lily Allen may be topless for a fraction of a second on a yacht when changing and the paparazzi were there to get the beautiful picture. Sure, you can’t see her fucking tits and that’s what makes it such a beautiful shot to me, because nothing about Lily Allen topless from the front is worth seeing.

I hear whenever she sees water her throws off her top, in hopes of jumping in and having a couple of stray fish swim up to her and suction on to her nipple and start sucking, it’s the closest thing her hormones get to filling that need she has to feed the relatively new born baby she would be feeding had things worked out a little differently. I mean other than grabbing random babies she sees off the street and shoving them up her shirt, but that gets embarrassing and is pretty much criminal.

Here are the boring pics….

Posted in:Lily Allen|Topless|Yacht

2009

06

Jan

Meagan Good’s Covering Her Nipples of the Day

Meagan Good’s ripping off Rihanna in some borderline dominatrix shit, a look that makes me want to get on all fours, pull my pants down and wait anxiously for red hot metal object insertion. By the looks of it, she’s showing off her Kimbo Slice arms and using them as a make-shift bra to support her big tits, but I think she’s just a prude who is a lot more clever than the average celebrity and realizes that black shirts, no bras and a flash bulb invite the world into her big African titties and she’s making sure that doesn’t happen.

To be a famous black girl, you’d have to be pulling some miracle to get to this level of fame, so I don’t know why she’s trying to hide the fabric that is her, I guess the next step is skin bleaching treatments and a membership at her local tennis club because she’s a self hater who doesn’t embrace her roots and that break my heart.

Posted in:Ass|Meagan Good|Spandex|Tits

2009

06

Jan

Kristin Cavallari’s Cameltoe for her 22nd 80s Party of the Day

I have said it before and I will say it again. I love the idea of leotards. It is the one piece of clothing that grabs pussy, tits and ass at the same fucking time and that’s just something I don’t have the skill to do because I only have 2 hands. Sure, I could always throw in my feet, but I’m just not that flexible and sure, one-piece bathing suits and a few other clothes do the same fucking thing, but they just make me think of my fat wife at the waterpark or laying in the park like a pile of fucking shit that she is and this cotton shit reminds me of dance class, or the month I spent in an aerobics class back in the late 80s when I was running low on jerk off material and tired of fucking girls in bars.

I find the whole 80s party pretty fucking played out, I mean she could have come up with a better theme, like maybe famous for being the idiot who turned down a high paying job on the hugely successful spinoff of the show that made her relevant, but then everyone would just dress like her and there’s no fun in that.

Either way, here is her leotard huggin her cunt because it doesn’t judge her for the mistakes she’s made in her career like everyone else who hugs her.

Posted in:80s|Birthday|Cameltoe|Kristen Cavallari|Leotard

2009

06

Jan

Amy Winehouse Has a Jock Boyfriend of the Day

Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend and it’s not her drug dealer. It’s some dude who plays rugby and who is an aspiring actor. I am sure his personal gain and getting his name out into the spotlight like he was DJ AM and she was Nicole Richie had nothing to do with lowering himself to have sex with a fucking corpse and embarrass himself enough to admit to the world that he’s into her….

I guess the only other explanation would be that he is like this Guido I know who loves alternative chicks, you know tattooed and pierced and dressed in fucking latex like a fucking lesbian goth because they aren’t like any girls he knows and has already fucked and because it pisses off his tradition Italian parents at family functions.

Or maybe he’s with Winehouse because jocks are usually gay, love showering and being naked with other men, but are too macho to accept that shit, so they either gang rape drunk cheerleaders, beat up their girlfriend or go for a repulsive chick no straight guy would ever lower themselves into, unless that straight guy is me and has no standards, self respect or fear of Aids, and he loves that her pussy smells like dirty man asshole in the locker room after a rough game, it is just fucking bonus.

Either way, he’s in it for the wrong reasons, not that fucking Winehouse could ever be for the right reasons and here are the pics of the happy couple together….

It Turns Out the Winehouse is Pretty Athletic….the Lung Disease Won’t Keep Her Down…Bitch is Built Like a Fucking Cockroach. Maybe that’s strength is all part of her appeal….

Here are some random other pics from the other day, with nipple.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

06

Jan

Never Too Late For This Billie Piper Huge Nipple Shit of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this shit, actually I do, because it is fucking gross and because I have no idea who the fuck Billie Piper is, but look at that fucking nipple. If I was a chick, that would be enough evidence to opt for the abortion, I mean along with everything else that comes with pregnancy, like annoying kids who rob you of your money and your life. I guess the fun that lies ahead for Billie Piper is seeing how fat he gets considering he’s being fed out of a fucking garden hose. Seriously, if those nipples were any bigger, they’d be slowly creeping up her fucking neck and is far less sexy than all the times I’ve watched these new age mom’s in coffee shops and bus shelters feed their little parasites, but I guess the reason for those boners was the whole idea of being a peeping pervert. Either way, here are those pics, even though you’ve probably seen them, but I figure with nipples that big, you’d need a couple of days to see the whole thing, kinda like traveling China.

Posted in:Billie Piper|Breast Feeding|Huge Nipples

2009

06

Jan

Bar Refaeli is in Cabo of the Day

So as Bar Refaeli’s home is getting blown the fuck up and Israel and kills Arabs and Arabs try to bomb them back, Bar Refaeli was busy worrying about her family and friends by bringing out her own guns on the fuckin’ beach (yes, that’s the kind of comedy this site has come to) and she vowed to do at least one shot per life lost back home as long as shit doesn’t interfere with her tanning time.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Bikini

2009

06

Jan

Shenae Grimes is a Fucking Idiot of the Day

People want to fuck Shenae Grimes, and now they may have hope because it turns out she’s a fucking idiot and everyone knows idiot girls are usually the easiest to bed. The paparazzi ask Shenae Grimes about John Travolta’s son’s death and she says “it’s amazing”, but have a feeling she means “it’s a shock” and not “amazing” like when her boyfriend pulls off a hard skateboard trick or some shit, and when they say the possibility that Scientology prevented him from getting the right treatment, she said “You guys are very political” tonight. Now I don’t know English that well, but I think she meant controversial and I guess it’s just another example of the inadequacy of tutors on TV sets robbing the kids of the high school experience by doing their tests for them, leaving them about as smart as a fucking eighth grade drop out, which works well in trying to exploit them and milk them for as much money as you can. I guess what it comes down to is that I’d expect this out of an American, I’ve seen Jay Walking on Jay Leno, but a Canadian making these kinds of mistakes is just embarrassing.

Posted in:Idiot|Shenae Grimes