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2008

03

Apr

John McCain on Heidi Montag’s Endorsement of the Day

The good news is that John McCain knows that Heidi Montag is a fucking joke too. When I first read this shit yesterday I thought he was actually being serious that he was a huge Hills fan and now he says that Heidi Montag is a very talented actress while laughing and back tracks it by saying at least he’s got Sylvestor Stallone and Clint Eastwood on his side. So not only do we all think Montag’s a fuckin joke, but so does the future president, because I doubt a women or black man will win and dude publicly laughs at her which is enough reason for me to vote for him, provided I wasn’t an illegal.

I guess we can hope dude lays some kind of law in place that leads to her being deported because bitches like her are a bigger stain on the nation than the Iraq war. Sure people are dying in Iraq, the economy is destroyed to kill for oil, money that could have been used to help cure cancer or aids or the poverty issue in the USA but I wouldn’t be surprised if the success of Montag is responsible for the state of the nation and a couple suicides because I know when I hear her music and realize that she’s rich for nothing while people like me are struggling to buy a can of soup and a coffee, I’d be better off dead. It’s one of those what kind of world do we live in situation.

Here’s Some Old Pics of Her in a Bikini

Posted in:Heidi Montag|John McCain|Presidential Campaign

2008

03

Apr

Julie Bowen Talks To Kimmel About Her Tits of the Day

I just woke up like the lazy homeless motherfucker I am, I think it’s gotta do with drinking, because when I go out I don’t hear a fuckin’ thing until I wake up with the biggest fuckin migraine. Life passes me before my eyes and that’s ok by me because it’s not all that fun anyway. Maybe if I didn’t pass out on the floor at 6 am, I’d be more likely to wake up at the crack of dawn and be the early bird catching the worm, but I was never a huge fan of worms, I was always a little more into pussy.

Either way, that means I do a lazy video post to start the day on the site and maybe the day in Hawaii or some shit where it’s 7 am right now, while all you other fuckers are coming in from lunch. That’s part of the reason that the unemployed are my target market that have limited expectations out of me.

So this video is with some bitch I don’t know named Julie Bowen, I don’t think I have ever heard of, which isn’t a testament to how shitty Kimmel’s show is, but more a testament to how I am in the wrong line of websites but she’s talking about her tits in what is probably the least sexy way and about how she’s pumps her baby milk filled tits while driving, something that would make a much better video than this, but I’m too lazy and poverty stricken to make happen.

Posted in:Julie Bowen|Pregnancy|Tits

2008

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So my answer to the paparazzi is to find some dumb punk kids in LA who own cameras and have nothing better to do with their time than to take pictures of celebrities. I figure I will pay them if we ever sell them to People Magazine or some shit, so if you are interested email me HERE .

One of my readers called Flynet and they acted like they didn’t know who I was, listen to the message HERE

The good news is that the h4x0r from today was nice enough to not really do the damage he could have, keeping me around a couple more days, until another h4x0r attacks me and I realize this shit isn’t worth the headaches, until realizing that the headaches my wife gives me are far worse than those of a h4ax0r making me crawl back to this shit because it’s all I know.

Here are my links.

Lisa Rinna Makes Out With a Dude for Ashton’s Stupid Show…Or Because She’s a Slut
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Here are Some Pics of Chicks Giving the Sex Eye
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Hilary Clinton is Fuckin’ Obama
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I’ve Always Thought Justin Timberlake Was Gay…This is the Proof
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Gemma Atkinson’s in her Underwear for a Commercial
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Big Wet Drunk Tits and a Lingerie Pole Dance in these Party Videos
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The Shittiest Rihanna Nipple Slip of All Time
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Alanis Morrisette in Some Panties For You Weirdos
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Some Marisa Miller at Some Event Lookin’ Good Enough to Fuck
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Eva Longoria Feeds Paparazzi…Hopefully She Was Smart Enough to Poison Them
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Make That Porn Collection of Yours a Little Better
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Extreme Fisting Video
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A Whole Lot of Dita Von Teese
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Abigail Clancy is Hot in Some Photoshoot in her Underwear
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Bad Girl’s Club Nikki Carlisle Did Porn Before She Did Bad Girl’s Club and This Will Lead You To It…
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Eli Roth has a New Movie and This is The Trailer and His Blog About It….
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Live Sex Shows
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Lohan Pickin’ Her Cocaine Filled Nose
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The American Apparel Street Artist With His Crazy Fake American Apparel Ads Strikes Again…This Time With Vagina Shaving
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Top 10 Celebrity Videos Singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game – Making One of the Weirder Top 10 Lists to Make the stepLINKS
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OK Magazine Recycles a 3 Year Old Picture of Britney Spears
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Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments….
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John McCain’s Response to Heidi Montag’s Endorsement…..Is Funny…
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Here’s a Funny Tennis Injury Video
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Some Colorado Crush Dancer is a Porn Star Named Shyra Sheer
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Find Sex Faster Then You Can Whack Off And That is fucking FAST!
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Here are Shyra Sheer’s Porn Post….
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Some Party Girls Flashing Their Tits
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Group of Hipster Lookin Chicks Pole Danced in the Subway and Now Do Their Thing in the Middle of the City
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Amy Winehouse Thinks Her House is Haunted
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Some Guy Owns a Chick in a Pretty Boring Way
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Chinese Mother and Daughter Take on the Mistress Video
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Alison Angel and Lia19 are Naugthy and Flashing in a Restaurant
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Denise Richards Shopping With Some Ass Shots
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Public Fuck in Madrid
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Remote Control Fuck
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Funny Ass in Mirror Prank
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O Face or Goal Face
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The Bacon Bra is Good for Titty Eating….
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Kate Bowsworth Explains How She Prepared for Her Sex Scene
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Some Car Show Babes
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Daniela Sarahyba Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Video
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Some Girls Who Are Better Than You and Just Prove That You Are Pathetic
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Make a Half Court Shot, and Make a Million
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Miranda Kerr Is Posing For Victoria Secret
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Idiot Slams Nail Through Friends Hand
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Video That I can’t Decide If It’s Good or Not.
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Make a Low Budget Smoke Bomb
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Pleasure Yourself with a Burger, Like These Dudes
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Dance Like a Sexy Girl
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Kylie Minogue Singing and Dancing and Being Hott
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Sexy Italian Limbo Video
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Watch a Chick Get a Bikini Wax Because I’ve Been Lookin’ For This Video for 3 Years…This Excites Me…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Pics of Ano Bitches
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Some Nudity and Some Lame Fuckin’ Tough Guy Boyfriend
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Give Your Hand a Break, and Use This to Get Laid Instead
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FROM THE FORUM :

More Sun Kill Moon
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The Cranberries
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Looking for Software?
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RJD2
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Guess This Random Chick
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This Guy Posted a Vid of His Girlfriend Sucking Him Off
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Pedophile Beards
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Ladies: What’s Your Underwear Choice for Men?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

02

Apr

Tiffany Amber Thiessen Vacation Pictures of the ay

It looks like when you’re Saved By The Bell, you’re not saved from middle-aged weight gain. I always had a feeling that this bitch had too much of a body at a young age to fight the inevitable which is that it just doesn’t stop until your hit by a bus while trying to cross the street on your state issued disability scooter, but the good news for Tiffani Amber is that she’s made enough money to not that phase her and that allows her to go romp around in her bikini “cliff” jumping with the girls like adult life was summer camp all the fuckin’ time.

I know she’s not that fat, but give her a couple years because my keen eye sees that shit coming faster than you do – pretty much anytime a girl offers you sex. It’s called pre-premature ejaculation and happens before the girl even gets naked for you. It’s pretty sad, but you could be worse off, at least that’s what you can tell yourself to make the pain less painful.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

02

Apr

Tiffani Amber Thiessen Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

It looks like when you’re Saved By The Bell, you’re not saved from middle-aged weight gain. I always had a feeling that this bitch had too much of a body at a young age to fight the inevitable which is that it just doesn’t stop until your hit by a bus while trying to cross the street on your state issued disability scooter, but the good news for Tiffani Amber is that she’s made enough money to not that phase her and that allows her to go romp around in her bikini “cliff” jumping with the girls like adult life was summer camp all the fuckin’ time.

I know she’s not that fat, but give her a couple years because my keen eye sees that shit coming faster than you do – pretty much anytime a girl offers you sex. It’s called pre-premature ejaculation and happens before the girl even gets naked for you. It’s pretty sad, but you could be worse off, at least that’s what you can tell yourself to make the pain less painful.

Posted in:Bikini|Fun|Tiffani Amber Thiessen|Vacation

2008

02

Apr

Janice Dickinson Stays Active of the Day

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I think after doing this site for close to 4 years, I have finally come to terms with the fact that I am some kind of sick pervert with major psychological issues. I don’t really feel bad about it because I am not hurting anyone in the process and after talking to people over the years realize that my sick demented perversions are like kindergarden on the scale of perversion. I am like when you get with with a girl and she sticks her finger in your ass or wants to roll play on the most basic level and not perverted when a girl starts busting out strap ons or introducing trannies to the bedroom or making you pretend to be her dad by wearing his favorite sweater and doing it on his favorite chair while he watches. It is tame and harmless and unfortunately for me it finds Janice Dickinson pretty fuckin’ hot, even with her old lady skin hanging off her skinny little body. She looks tight for an old lady, which may not be saying much because I can guarantee that vagina is like a Yaros, built from the inside out and perfect for bringing home your groceries, but there’s just something about her that is hot.

I guess her stamina is also part of the reason I want to watch her fuck. All this running around and shit and she didn’t drop dead from a heart attack or stroke. I hear a lifetime of eating disorders, drug and alcohol abuse destroys hearts, but I guess those scientists were wrong. Even though, I know that anytime I have a coke binge or drink too much or even smoke one too many cigars, the thought of getting off my couch makes my heart skip a couple of beats and leaves me out of breath and clinging to my wife’s thigh for the life of me – like shit’s all about to end…it never does though…unfortunately.

Posted in:Active|Bikini|Hot|Janice Dickinson

2008

02

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does Assless Pants of the Day

Looks like Gisele is working the next big Gay Pride Parade and these are pictures from the photoshoot to promote the big day. I always found her hard face a little manly, but had no idea that she was a lady boy from Brazil, despite being far too familiar with Brazilian lady boys but that’s a story I am planning on taking with me to the grave. I guess it’s good to see her breaking out of her shell and letting us all know about her alternative lifestyle by throwing on a pair of her friend who died of AIDS last year’s favorite pair of pants….living a lie is always a huge weight on your shoulders that often times needs to be broken down, despite how embarrassing it is for you and your family. I’m talking to you closet case.

Either way, if Gisele is your thing, here’s her ass in a pair of Gay Village special assless jeans that always throw me the fuck off when they walk by me on a big muscular dude in a leather vest, but may make you a little uncomfortable when you cum all over your lucky pair of underwear…weirdo.

Posted in:Ass|Assless|Gisele Bundchen|Pants

2008

02

Apr

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jewish Girl Outfit of the Day

Since being hacked, I can’t upload images but had these ones already uploaded last week but never posted them because they suck. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to revisit last week, when Michelle Trachtenberg was on the set of Gossip Girl because I guess she landed a job, finally.

The reason I bothered with this pictures in the first place was because I had a feeling you are one of those virgin losers who loves Buffy and I was trying to make fun of you but realized it wasn’t funny and still isn’t so I backburnered the shit. I guess I could talk about her Jewish Outfit of the Day but since she’s Jewish, it’s just standard uniform and would be like making fun of a cop for dressing in a cop uniform or an arab for wearing his bed sheets.

I guess until I get the site up, this is the best I can do for you. Deal with it.

Posted in:Jewish Outfit of the Day|Michelle Trachtenberg

2008

02

Apr

Lindsay Lohan on TMZ Talking About Lindsay Lohan of the Day

I hate TMZ. I think it’s gotta do with the fame hungry people’s court lawyer who runs it and looks like he’s got some kind of diva ego that requires his personal assistant to lick his ass clean after he takes a shit to remind him how important he is to the world, because even he knows he’s a fuckin’ joke, all while counting all his money.

Now the real reason I hate TMZ is because the staff rip apart celebrities all day but the second one of them comes into the office and pretty much makes fun of how pathetic their lives are they act all star struck and giggle at her stupid jokes. These are the kind of people who feel like they’ve made it because they are on TV but know that they are useless and just riding some kind of wave, because like the woman who worked the cash when Lohan was buying her Cheerios, they will go home to tell their friends how cool it was to meet Lohan, until tomorrow when they are back to making fun of her.

I guess i just like people with a spine, if I met Lohan I’d try to finger her, I wouldn’t try to retract anything I said or laugh at her stupid jokes like some star struck teen meeting Hannah Montana, it’s about keeping it real and this video proves that TMZ is just some candy coated shit that is far too popular for their own good. I guess the only hope for them is that a plane crashes into their offices while filming…hopefully the terrorists realize that their next hit on America shouldn’t be on the financial industry but on Hollywood because that’s really where all the problems started.

That said, Lohan looks like a middle aged mom at soccer practice or some shit, I guess that’s what happens when you have numerous unwanted pregnancies and abortions….each one adds to the uterus bank making tricking her body into thinking thatit’s actually brought one of those bastards to term, I guess it could also be the cocaine…shit rapes faces but I like my theory that makes absolutely no sense better.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|TMZ

2008

02

Apr

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a video that’s surfaced, but is probably from a while ago, of Dita Von Teese dyking out on video with a strap on. I hate Dita Von Teese, she does tame bullshit burlesque shit and looks like a vampire from the 1800s and that makes me feel uncomfortable because all I keep thinking is that bitch doesn’t wash, has the plague and shit’s in a chamber pot in her brothel boudoir or some shit.

I don’t know if this is news because I feel like I’ve seen her pussy before but blocked it out of my mind because I knew she was fucking Marilyn Manson. I remember she did Playboy and was internet famous before her celebrity really hit and now you can watch her rockin a strap on because lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you and unfortunately a hell of a lot better lookin than the lesbians I know who want to rip my dick off in some kind of victorious win for women everywhere, but that’s not really saying much because those lesbians are taking male hormones and have hair on their chests and clits the size of a really small penis. True story.

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Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Lesbian|Porn|Sex Tape|Video