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2017

29

Nov

Kendall Jenner – Bikini Selfie – of the Day

Kendall Jenner - Bikini Selfie

Do you remember a time when people were a little more humble, and didn’t take pics of themselves in front of the mirror, because they didn’t have the same level of self worth or confidence, and they didn’t think people cared about pictures of them in front of the mirror, because they don’t…

I do..

I remember when people took pictures of things they saw from their perspective, not pics of themselves in front of things they saw…and it’s very fucking weird for an old timer like me to grasp.

Except when those mirror pics are used by girls to send me detailed pics of their vaginas…because without a mirror, the best asshole selfie Just doesn’t happen..

Posted in:Kendall Jenenr|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Christmas Face of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Christmas Face

Some people wear Ugly Christmas Sweaters…unfortunately…for Ashley Tisdale…she just wears an ugly face…a face so ugly…it makes her Christmas sweater look cute…

It’s the Christmas season….Get it.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Lily Rose Depp is Everything of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is Everything

Lily Rose Depp posted this amazing topless pic in some little shorts like a good girl…and people, who I will hunt down individually and punish, called her a whore….how dare they….

Clearly, they don’t understand that first and foremost…all women are whores..it’s in their DNA to use their bodies to seduce men to give them what they want…

They also don’t understand that she’s a damaged rich kid, because all rich kids are damaged, raised in a bubble thanks to having Jonny Depp as her dad, and even if she’s a horrible entitled brat…she looks amazing..

We need to collectively encourage her for more pics like this, it’s a good use of rich, entitled, spoiled celeb kid…

I don’t even find her remotely offensive…if anything, I want more…but that’s just because I am in love with her…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic of the Day

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic

Emmy Rossum is a garbage actress who isn’t hot, but has been positioned as hot because she gets naked in movies…or TV shows America ripped off from the UK…and there’s nothing wrong with that…you see if you’re going to get rich acting, you gotta be willing to get naked, and I guess suck dick, but most of the dick suckers don’t want to admit they were dick suckers, that’s why not many girls who have made it are coming out, unless forced to, as they want to pretend it was based on merit alone…

To me, Emmy Rossum was destined to be a cocktail waitress…but look at her now..in a bikini being written about on prestigious sites like this…LUCKY girl..

Fit body though.

Here she is water skiing….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Sarah Hyland’s Topless of the Day

Sarah Hyland's Topless

Sarah Hyland topless on her Instagram story has gone viral. The media has picked up on it like it actually matters…even though you can’t see her nipples…and not just because you’re fixated on her really weird looking face…but because she’s not showing them…

I have unfortunately…watched her live stories, they are something she puts out there all the fucking time, and they are really fucking irritating…I’ve watched her on a date with some mooch dude praying on her celebrity to better himself…I’ve watched her apply make-up…and the whole thing is that of what you’d expect an actor to be…attention seeking, on camera, “look at me” bullshit…

So this is hardly topless enough…hardly compelling enough…but people are posting it and I guess I am too.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Rita Ora Naked of the Day

Rita Ora Naked

Rita Ora is a known whore, her name even rhymes with whore, if you were to be a little musical in your pronunciation…

She’s touring the world, winning at life, which is better than working the street corner, not that whores work the street corner anymore, they work social media and instagram and snap chat and sex work through there.

This one worked her whoring through a record deal and all that other good mainstream coverage….press, magazines, TV, she’s done it…campaigns, etc…she’s done it…and that’s how you increase your hooker day rate.

I don’t know why these nude pics of her are circulating…but they are…and here she is…naked…like all the other girls everywhere naked..

If you’re not into that, maybe you like chubby tits working out..in video..all this self produced erotica….so hard to keep track of.

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Britney Spears’ Hard Nipple For a Cause of the Day

Britney Spears' Hard Nipple

Britney Spears is charging her fans 10 dollars for a chance to win a trip to Vegas to meet her…and she’s doing it in a tight top with a hard nipple and her tits look hot, even the rest of her looks old and battered, because I guess she is..

Years of her medicated brain repressing her actual brain trying to break through…has caused internal stress in her soul…but at least she’s fit and busty….

She is old…I mean…we gotta keep that in mind….and focus on what matters…her tits…

She’s doing it for a good cause, raising money for Flooded Schools, but I think she’s telling us to save her in Morse Code with her eyes…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

29

Nov

Bella Hadid Naked of the Day

Bella Hadid Naked

I find it barely interesting that Bella Hadid, and really all the other girls on social media, shamelessly post pictures of themselves, or in this case videos of themselves naked, or topless…to stay relevant, or to get some feedback that makes them feel hot about themselves…

I just find it weird, having known narcissistic people over the years, who love taking the nude selfies, but they were never so vain and vapid that they’d want to post them up to the world…

Bella Hadid, or as I call her the other Hadid, the Bootleg Jenner, the other Bella, because she’s really not interesting or compelling, even under all that plastic surgery…posted not 1, but 2, videos of her topless in the mirror doing a little dance where she thought she looked hot, maybe drunk or medicated, who fucking knows…but it’s weird.

There was an era where girls, even the rich cunts, weren’t putting themselves out there like this, and now that they are all trashy, it makes seeing them naked boring, annoying, shut the fuck up and spend daddy’s money, why you gotta harrass us.

But then we have to remember…she’s naked on her instagram…and that alone outweighs how fucking lame the bitch is…like keep it coming, and we don’t even have to ask. THANKS BRO.

It does confuse me that she’s allowed to be naked on social media, but I am not allowed to post nudity on social media…is this just an example of life being unfair…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl

Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted…

I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

Chloe Mortez Leggings

People, very strange people, jerk off to Chloe Moretz, she is their doughy young fetish….and that is all because they found out about her as some 14 year old girl in a latex suit being properly utilized in the sexually charged scene that is Hollywood….sold off by her dad to the world, a Plastic surgeon who played god and made women hot, figuring that his girl thanks to his narcissism could make it in AMerica and adorned by all, in the vanity hub of the world..the smoke and mirrors capital…so he sent her off to do that…it helps sell Face lifts I guess…

Well, she’s out in leggings with a cameltoe and that’s about all there is to say about that cuz I’m trying to find a reason or more to say about a pussy eating a pair of pants that are one size too small…when the pictures are really all you need….to jerk off to a remember your weird fetish of watching a girl grow up from a distance and waiting for her to ripen..

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW