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2017

28

Nov

Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day

Here is Duff chubby on the trampoline making those big titty bounce….and it is a semi-magical experience if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, a loyal pervert who has been watching her grow up, and still more into her as a youthful hot thing from TV, but willing to still jerk off to her aging because it makes your love seem more real..

I’m only a recent Hilary Duff fan, and not even a fan, because I like her thickness, I find it strong and erotic and oddly enough never gave a fuck about her when she was a kid on TV and all the other perverts were jerking off to her…

That said, here she is with a dude she seems to fuck, because she’s high testosterone divorcee, and they likes to fuck..

This is her 4th public boyfriend in less than a year…from Personal trainer to whoever this guy is, this bitch takes dick and looks strong enough to really take dick…and that’s a celebration…

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2017

28

Nov

Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot…

It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care..

I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage.

Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense.

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2017

28

Nov

Isla Fisher Got Them Big Tits On of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell

She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected…fascinating for the Sacha Baron Cohen fans, you know very important to stare at the tits that lured him in and made him all the babies…

Posted in:Isla Fisher|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Top 20 SFW Cam Girls the Black Friday Edition Part 16 of the DAy

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I’ve been doing these SFW Cam girl videos for 16 weeks now, and it has been a magical and amazing learning experience..

I’ve always been fascinated with cam girls, I remember the early 2000s meeting a hot girl from the internet, who my friend ended up fucking behind my back, who was a cam girl….we connected on MSN Messenger and she was local and I’d get her to vacuum her house naked for me, you know only fair considering she was a cam girl for other dudes….

So I’ve known about the subculture forever…really since internet first fucking happened…and I’ve always found it amazing…

My site of choice is MyFreeCams , because they have the best, most interesting girls, and they are free..working for tips other dudes far more into that me pay up, and I get to just watch…

But I feel like I’m getting to know them, really understanding them, connecting with them, enjoying them..and not just when they masturbate, but also when they are just keeping the fans entertained…

Weird things, funny, things, silly things happen when they are clothed….because they are all interesting people…and for that I love this weekly video I put out…it’s just a taste of the good that happens at Myfreecams …because I still like seeing them with things in their buttholes the best..

So to see some of these ladies with things in their buttholes CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

28

Nov

Selena Gomez from 2016 of the Day

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Selena Gomez released some pics from 2016, to let you know that she’s Mexican…and that she’s always had the tits, we all assume are new tits, you know when playing god and harvesting them organs….when getting a Kidney Transplant, why not get your body jacked up to fit the standards of instagram – like all these other face injected monsters….with their stomach’s liposuctioned, asses fat injected, and lips like a pornstar beat up the fuck by a monster cock in some throat fucking pornos these kids grew up on…

And well, I guess she also wants to remind you she’s mexican, like Miley wants to remind you she’s a Cowboy, it’s all just trying to connect to anything in this world of vapid garbage…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner and other on Vacation of the Day

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The most important, useless, but well paid, rich kids people pay attention to, and we’re looking forward to them eventually falling off..Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and others…

They went to Bahamas for an exciting thanksgiving….but unfortunately they didn’t get eaten by any pigs…

I would rather see them violently mauled by these animals, not because I’m a sick gore loving psychopath…I just think it would be better for humanity…

I don’t know…seeing cunts like this posing like photoshoots on their vacations for fun is a level of VAPID that would depress me if I had any hope for society…

Garbage humans….but worth so much money because of their parents, and their bullshit relevance…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Kelly Gale in Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….

Who has polarized things and is now a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird…

I don’t know how a Playboy model becomes a Victoria’s Secret model, you know because Playboy is ghetto…and should discriminate the models…while all the other people on their roster does naked for fashion…all the fucking time, so why would Playboy for this one.. be any different…I guess it’s different times, or the corruption and inconsistencies that are the foundation of society…inconsisten

She’s wet for the paparazzi and it’s looking good….but she is a Playboy model who converted to Victoria’s Secret, something most Playboy models give up on when they decide to do Playboy, like “end of the career but I need to go for something that will get me attention because I am getting old”…but somehow she polarized it and the mainstream moved in…

I guess Playboy doesn’t blacklist you when everyone in the world is an exhibitionist whore.

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Posted in:Kelly Gale|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Ready To Drop Alba of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old…

I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire…

Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Natalie Gulbis LPGA Old Timer in a Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Gulbis is a LPGA golfer who has been on the circuit for 17 years.

I don’t watch LPGA golfing, or any golf because it bores me..

I don’t like golf as a game, or concept and the dudes who are all about golf are the bros I try to avoid…who you may be.

I do not find the sport to be a sport, sure there’s skill involved, but walking around with a bunch of white dudes in dumb outfits hitting a ball into a hole seems like a waste of fucking time, and even pretty fucking gay cuz there’s no pussy…I mean unless you’ve got this old thang in on it…

So golf hate or not, I don’t mind golf tits, even if it’s 17 years too late

Posted in:natalie gulbis|SFW

2017

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old and in a bikini – because thanksgiving is a time to show off that you’ve never eaten more than 1000 calories in a day – as it will fuck with your sugar babying tactics… because when you reach a certain age, there is always going to be a dude 25 years older than you who thinks you’re hot, likes your dick sucking experience, enjoys being able to fist a girl with more ease than if she was 20 years old, while not looking like a total pervert misusing his wealth…by choosing a more refined woman than a young hot one…but rather take the old hot one who’s not that old, but has a level of fame and brand name to make her of more value than the other hotness out there scamming…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

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