I used to masturbate to some Fashion TV show. It was on every Sunday when I was dying hungover or still drunk on the only channel I got, so I guess I have a deep loving relationship with skinny bitches walking the runway showing off body parts because of all the good they have done for me all those years.
Sure, I had to really focus and train myself to get off to these really tall, almost scary lookin bitches, but after I got into the routine, it was all I really was into, making my wife and other chubby girls I could convince to fuck me seem like fucking pigs.
So fashion week was going down in Paris and I figured I’d throw up some pics of half naked tall skinny chicks, cuz it was porn to me when porn wasn’t readily available and it may be porn to you even when porn is available.
I usually hate theme parties. I get pissed off when I hear about 9 to 5ers organizing murder mystery shit, or when colleges organize pimp and ho shit, or pajama shit, or school girl and professor shit, or halloween shit, or Christmas shit, or pretty much any organized activity that brings out the idiots in huge numbers to dance around and laugh in unison like a bunch of cocksuckin’ drones drinking the fuckin’ Kool Aid….
But I’m totally into this breast themed events, even if it is for breast cancer because celebrating breasts is something I can appreciate, especially when Geri Halliwell is eager enough about the cause to take part in the shit literally, something that normally annoys me, except when that enthusiasm involves a bitch tastelessly showing off her fat tits for all the mastectomy cancer survivors at the event to look at and envy in hatred, because when you’re Geri Halliwell, a relatively useless nobody, you try to excel wherever you can, even if it means having the hottest tits in the room amongst all the cancer survivors. Bitch.
Some UK Big Brother winner continued to exploit herself even more than she already has because I guess she hasn’t had enough of insignificant fame and if anything loves it, because here she is at some store opening wearing lingerie on the street, something not horrible in theory, despite the fact that bitch is a solid 40 lbs overweight, making me think this is more of a circus performance than something worth jerking off to, but what the fuck do I know, maybe people like this shit, but I like to think its got more to do with her being very affordable for a store looking for someone to draw some attention in financially strained times.
Canadian piece of trash from a single parent home Jayde Nicole, also known for her work as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, or the Vagina Brody Jenner has sex with, who I have had the exciting pleasure of standing next to once, but didn’t notice because she’s really nothing special to look at, if anything she’s just a short bitch with implants who dresses badly, but if I had noticed, I would have totally spat in her face or pissed on her, because she deserves to be treated like the gutter trash she is to scale down her fuckin’ ego….
That said, she’s suing Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for $1 Million Dollars, because she’s a money grubber and because he did what her father would have done if she had one, and that’s pulled her fucking whore hair and punch her in the eye to keep her in line.
The video shows her pouring a shot on Joe Francis and him reacting like any normal person would react and that’s by pulling her hair like he not only exploits drunk vagina, but like he’s got a vagina of his own…
Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand grocery shopping in her stripper on her way to work or just got off work outfit. I know this first hand because I have spent many nights at 3 am drunk waiting by the back door of strip clubs trying to convince the girls to do a little overtime work on my dick, sometimes succeeding in my request, but most of the time just getting kicked by these plastic heeled weapons on their feet, or knocked down by their trashy fake designer purses or fake designer duffle bags that house their luxurious costumes they got at the sex shop and wore that night.
I guess this kind of outfit is expected from Shauna Sand, if anything she’s toned it down a lot as she slowly turns into some dried up living corpse and the only real surprise in all this is that she actually buys groceries, I just thought her diet consisted of chocolate flavored laxatives and cum.
The fact that Kelly Killoren still goes by her ex-husband’s name, just goes to show you that she’s the kind of wallet fucking attention whore you’d expect her to be. You see, when a woman has her own identity, she doesn’t bother milking her successful fashion photographer ex-husband who was once married to Elle Macpherson by riding his name and cashing his alimony checks when not doing her gig on Real Housewives of New York and some bullshit fashion line she started or working out intensely enough to have turned her body into that of a man’s, despite how well hidden her cock is in her white bikini bottoms….
That said, she’s on the beach in some mesh bikini top, showing off her dark nipples and I’m not sure if liking this makes you gay or not, because this is obviously on some tranny shit.
In life changing news you really need to know, Evan Ross, Diana Ross’ son is dating an underwear model named Cora Skinner who used to date Brody Jenner. I guess she’s into guys who live off their parents’ success, or maybe guys who live off their parents’ success like girls who have big tits but aren’t really actual underwear models.
She’s more like one of those bottom feeding sluts who moved to LA with a portfolio of pictures her friend in photography class took of her in her underwear. One of those self-proclaimed underwear models that landed some low level jobs that involved her in her underwear for companies who needed pics of a chick worth seeing in her underwear in her underwear, but couldn’t afford the high prices a real model would charge.
We have girls like this all over the city and they do the same thing as Cora by trying to sleep their way into becoming famous because getting naked didn’t work for them like it was supposed to. Despite the obvious fact that they are failures who just don’t have what it takes, but instead bottom feed, they still manage to walk around with their noses in the air like they are fuckin’ superstars and I seriously hate that snobby cunt behavior, especially when bitch isn’t clearly as hot as she thinks she is. Cunts….
The biggest joke in all this is that this nobody slut sells 8×10 pictures of herself . Who the fuck told her that was a good idea and if she came up with it herself, that is the high maintenance ego I was talking about, cuz she is a nobdoy but doesn’t realize she’s a nobody. If people are actually buying this shit, they deserve to be shot for being fucking an idiots and for encouraging this whore..
Russell Brand is kind of a funny dude. I have seen him in stand-up years ago and he was a lot more interesting to listen to than the other people on the bill like Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan and that weird Asian chick who fucks the dude in Juno.
Sure his shit is tired, his jokes repetitive, he’s softer and candy coated and even annoying, but I am sure he could land some seriously hot pussy, but instead he’s fucking Katy Perry. Sure, he’s kinda gay and gay dudes pretending to be straight don’t traditionally fuck the hottest girls, you know as they prefer the kind who look like they have dicks, and in his defense he is from the UK where most girls are as ugly as Katy Perry, but I guess we can always hope that this known heroin addict, or at least dude who claims he was a heroin addict has HIV from sharing needles he hasn’t told anyone about and does us all a favor by infectin’ this bitch….cuz then she’ll be too sick to make another horrible record to destroy my life with. Good goin’ Russell! Someone get him the Nobel Peace Prize.
Coco has taken Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day and pretty much every pornstar and slut’s lead by posting sleazy pics of her which aren’t really all that sleazy considering they are of her and this is just every fuckin’ day, but sleazy enough for people who don’t have friends who are hookers or strippers or fat chicks with fake tits and fat asses who wear clothes they buy at the sex shop out in public like a piece of tacky garbage no one should really notice or pay attention to, but people do because we are all perverts and can’t help ourselves.
The internet only cares about half naked bitches and for a bitch getting attention is as easy as getting half naked , it’s the whole basis of everything successful online. Youtube got big because of the sluts posting hot videos, Google got big from people searching for “Porn, Boobs, Sex”, Myspace got big before it became a music site because of the sluts and guys who wanted to fuck the sluts and I guess Twitter is doing the same. Mask it how you want, legitimize it all you can, pretend you’re on a news site, or a sports site, or even a music site or search engine, but we all know the truth because the internet is designed for smut and apparently so is Coco.
Here’s a video for all you weirdos who love teenage girls, but hate that it is illegal and hard to pull off because here’s a story about a teenage boy who dresses like a girl, making him emotionally damaged enough for you to totally get up in him without fear of getting in trouble because he just wants to feel loved and if anything will appreciate your dick.
Sure it’s a little gay, but he is like the perfect kid for teachers and scout leaders to molest because he’s got some heavy fuckin’ issues and is fucked up enough to just want to feel accepted and loved and on the plus side, you can’t accidentally knock him up, saving you tons of embarrassment if he was an actual girl and decided to keep it. Try explaining that one to your wife….it doesn’t go over well, especially if you’re like me and refused to impregnate my wife, kinda slapping her in the face when the 17 year old came collecting the abortion money I had to borrow from my wife…
Either way, I dont get transgendered people, I don’t get cross-dressers, the whole thing is fucked up to me, despite being guilty of wearing my mom’s clothes when I was 4, but that doesn’t count, cuz she was a prostitute and I thought the strap-on dildo was a unicorn horn.
I don’t know why I am posting this, I guess because it’s funny to laugh and people having identity crisis, and definitely not to help get his story out there to loosen the laws on cross dressing, because unlike today’s generation, I don’t think we need to encourage circus behavior at a young age, let people figure all the darksides of the world on their fucking own. Repress and oppress that shit like they did the last hundred years, stop trying to re-invent the wheel and change our comfortable place……you selfish panty wearing pansy motherfucker.
