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2009

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is Hanging Out With Farm Animals of the Day

I guess times are tough for Lindsay Lohan, not because she’s single and amazing, or because it’s the recession and she’s not getting much work and not because she only tipped this delivery dude $1.20, but because she’s hanging out with a piece of garbage pig of a girl Brittny Gastineau, who has a very deep rooted uselessness that includes a very sexy twitter relationship with me, I mean when she’s not too busy eating food, cuz foods her top priority, and that’s why she tipped the dude so low, because he’s actually on her payroll, cuz bringing food to her at various places is a full time fuckin’ job, otherwise like other fat chicks, she gets all hypoglycemic and a hypogylcemic fat chick is always a fuckin’ headache.

Posted in:Farm Animals|Lindsay Lohan

2009

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I had a horrible night of drinking today. So if I am found hanging from the rafters by a rope, know that it is all your fault. You sick motherfucker. Look what you made me do. I partially blame the lack of reggae in my life, but I also blame the rash.

Here are my stepLINKS. I am drunk…

Because I Know Wednesdays Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Head as Much as I Do
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Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Plus Child Protection Services
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DON’T STOP BELIEVING!!!
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The 9 Hottest Iceland Sluts
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Auto Sex
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Jelena Jenson is Pretty in Purple
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Sexual Experience Science
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anna Wintour Gave Vickie Beckham the Best Advice Ever
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Flowchart: Giving The Best Man Speech at a Wedding
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Tight Shorts and a Road Trip
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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
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Striptease of the Day
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Taylor Swift is Fucking Retarded
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I Don’t Understand How Aurdrina Patridge Takes a Vacation When Her Whole Fucking Life is a Vacation
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Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt
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The British Premiere of Bruno
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Heidi Klum Makes Pregnancy Look Good
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I HAte You Kirsten Dunst
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FACERCISE!!
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Karate Kitties!!!
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Sacha is Stunning
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No Wonder She Won the Contest
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Remi and Questa Get It On
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Askley Brookes Is Hot and Busty
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Dry Hump? Why Not
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It’s a SIGN!!!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Under the Sea
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Diane Kruger is Fully Bangable
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Jenna Jameson Throwback Gallery
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Tindra is Lovely in Lingerie
I Know, What the Fuck Kind of Name is TINDRA, Right?
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Rhianna is Lookin Good
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Now That’s a Real Swinger
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I Don’t Know What This Reporters Problem is Because I Would Totally Still Throw It In Michelle Pfeiffer
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Now That’s a Huge Anal Dildo
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Missed Connections – Talking to Girls is Creepy
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Jenny Heart in the Bath
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Pictures from Ibiza of the Day

Since I’m really jockin’this girl as hard as I can now that I know she’s single and going through a divorce, which is a pivotal time for me to work my way into a woman’s life because they are usually all sad and fucked up and just want someone to listen to them, I figured I’d post some more pictures of her and her tits, because posting pictures on a bitch is really the only way I know how to show her that I care, I’m pretty useless when it comes to getting off my couch and actually putting the effort in, not that any effort would get me into this girl’s soiled vagina, but posting this shit definitely does nothing for the cause. The good news is that the salt water doesn’t seem to be burning her open sores. Yay!

Here she is in some hot staged photoshoot, it’s only hot because I am in love with her personality or lack there of….

Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Katie Price|Tits

2009

17

Jun

Elle Macpherson Rides a Bike Seat of the Day

There’s nothing I like more about summer than watching girls ride their bikes. I love seeing their spandex shorts covering their tight little biker asses if they are ambitious bikers. I love seeing their little hipster panties and bush if they’re more of the granola pussy that wears their flora skirts while riding to the organic food store. I love smelling the seats when they lock their shit up next to me and I love the smile on their faces, knowing that with each pedal comes pleasure for these whores….So seeing pictures of my original supermodel masturbation partner back in 88 on a bike is a little piece of heaven for me and that’s why I am sharing it with you….while she sells her soul for money by taking this weird job promoting the environment…

Posted in:Bike|Elle Macpherson

2009

17

Jun

Rihanna and her Racist Dress of the Day

Rihanna’s a fuckin’ racist. I’d like to see her put this shit on and walk through the fuckin’ projects pointing at black men, then pointing back at her shirt, then giving them the fuckin’ finger, because bitch hates black dudes now that one beat her and is into dating Jewish Canadian people who played the black kid on a candy coated teenage drama series.

She might as well throw fried chicken and watermelon at them, and the whole thing is so weird considering she’s an Island Girl, I guess fame and money made her soft and turned her white, like it did to Kanye, Jay-Z and pretty much every other “rapper”. Rap is just a new name for pop now and I know this cuz I was in this underage club as I do sometimes, and these 16 year old idiots who can’t handle their booze were all up on every “hood” song that came on. Things aren’t the way they used to be, but the girls are more slutty, so I’m cool with it.


Posted in:Ass|Racist|Rihanna

2009

17

Jun

How About Some Pre-Sex Change Pussy Before It’s Too Late To Fuck of the Day

For those of you who always wanted to fuck Chastity Bono dry after first seeing her on the Sonny and Cher show in the 70s, you time is fuckin’ limited, not because she’s dying, but because her vagina is. She’s getting the shit sewed the fuck up like they were a frayed seam on my fat man pants, so this could be the last time you see her as a really hot woman I’d love to spend the night with, and in a few months after recovering from surgery will come out lookin’ pretty much the fuckin’ same, but going down on her will be a lot more faggot.

Not that you ever had a chance because she’s a fuckin’ lesbian and all that, but you can still rape a lesbian, it’s not like they’re immune to getting raped just because most usually became lesbian because of getting raped, you know someone can get raped more than once, fuck…

I guess what it all comes down to is that Cher’s done some pretty serious traumatic shit to this girl, or maybe someone spiked her baby formula with hippie drugs, cuz getting a dick glued to your dyke crotch is fuckin’ next level weird. I am sure her family is really proud of how she turned out….I guess skiing into a tree wasn’t the worst thing that coulda happened to her dad, living this is probably a far more painful hell.

Posted in:Chastity Bono|Pig|Sex Change

2009

17

Jun

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures of the Day

I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob job her dad got her for her 16th birthday because she was born and raised in LA the pressure of being beautiful that was put on her by her trashy, superficial mother, when she wasn’t too busy drunk, medicated or fuckin the pool boy, made her feel like it was the only way, to counter balance her weird Jew face they couldn’t do much about, since face transplants weren’t technologically developed at the time, but the good news is that she’s rich. The other good news is that she’s not fat. So at least she’s got something goin’ for her….

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Skinny|Tits|Tori Spelling

2009

17

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Done Gone Shopping of the Day

Here’s Lohan shopping with her own little hype man who wears his Lohan hoodie so people know who they’re dealing with, not that someone like Lohan really goes under the radar, but you can never been too sure during this recession.

The reality is that she’s probably shopping with her little brother, and I think she looks amazing, I am not a fan of showering or washing my hair during the summer, because it clears out seats on the bus for me to travel in luxury, like if I had my very own car, which would be nice, except for that whole DUI shit I never dealt with, because I don’t like doing day to day errands, that happened years ago and that now I have to redo driving lessons and shit to get my shit back, which is even more work than day to day errands, and it’s not that big of a deal, because at least on the bus, I get to creep out girls.

Speaking of creeping out girls, hey Lohan, I’m coming for you, literally.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Shopping

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair

2009

17

Jun

Katy Perry Does the Gaga of the Day

You know what fucks up your self esteem, when you launch a shitty pop career and are all the rage for a week or two, then an even uglier bitch moves in on your fuckin’ glory and your ugly ass falls into second place. I can’t imagine the emotional trauma falling second to Lady Gaga would do to a motherfucker’s soul, but I’m thinkin’ it along the lines of being molested as a child by someone you trust, the only thing left for you is to turn lesbian and eat away the pain.

I guess if you can’t beat them, get your hair cut like them, put on stupid glasses like them, and pretty much imitate them, hoping to hold onto that mark you made….while the rest of the world hopes you cunt end up being on the same plane that happens to fuckin’ crash into the Ocean like they were flying out of Brazil or some shit…..I hate them.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Ugly Pig