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2009

16

Apr

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Panties of the Day

I get called a hater all the time because I tease useless bitches. I can’t really help but be judgemental and tease, it just kind of comes to me, and probably a huge percentage of the world. I think the real thing to fear are the idiots who drink the fucking Kool Aid, you know the people who stroke the egos and sign this trash up for high paying jobs and shit like that, you know perpetuating the lies, the bullshit, the disgusting behavior and all that shit. I don’t claim to be an authority, I just think what I say is logical, almost as logical as seeing Paris Hilton flash some panties, it’s come to the point where she doesn’t need to even try to hold her skirt down, fuck, she could just walk around naked, we’ve all seen it all already, we’ve been with her at her most intimate moments, she’s played the fuckin’ system by exploiting herself for fame and shit fucking worked, instead of just taking her trust fund and chillin’ she needed the fame stamp of approval, and I am wasting my time writing about this and I can’t figure out why, I think it’s gotta do with hating myself and that is the real joke in all this.

Posted in:flash|Panties|Paris Hilton

2009

16

Apr

Murderer Slutting Out and Showing Off that She’s Still Alive of the Day

These are some pictures of Rebecca Gayheart and her husband on set of his show, Grey’s Anatomy, If you’re wondering what they are doing, they are showing their love. The same love the kid she ran over will never feel, because he’s fucking dead and is missing out on all kinds of things in life beyond just this public display of affection, like graduating school, making something of himself, having a career and kids, all while Rebecca Gayheart blatently advertises that she’s still alive motherfucker and that’s she’s fucking won cuz she didn’t even go to fucking jail for it. Show off.

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart|Slut

2009

16

Apr

A Little Alexis Arquette Weirdness of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite transgendered person giving props to Lindsay Lohan for her eHarmony Funny or Die shit. The good thing about this tranny is that she’s got some a pretty good sense of humor, I mean I guess you’d have to, and a solid set of legs, but shit’s still not working for me, the way it is probably working for you, but that’s just because you can’t come to terms with your homosexuality. Sure it may be obvious thing to say, but you’re really not fooling anyone, I know you sit in bed at night crying about that boy you work with, trying to make sense of the confusion, kinda like anyone who gets down Alexis Arquette’s panties.

I slept in, spent the night at a stripclub, the morning fighting with useless famous people’s kids on twitter, but I’m here now. Watch the video.

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Crazy|Tranny|Weird

2009

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this weird Email:

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me.

I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to network with people with Herpes and HPV.

Why would anyone want to network with people with Herpes or HPV, even if you’ve got the shit, you don’t wanna fuck chicks with the shit, because you don’t want their strain to merge with your strain and turn into some super strain on your dick, it’s better to just ignore the calls when the girl you fucked hits you up for giving her Herpes or HPV, it’s not like it is going to kill her.

That said, I have a pornstar crush on a girl named Bree Olson because I think she’s got a really good personality….right….and big natural tits…and she is funny…and she knows how to fuck. She emailed me directing me to a contest and because if you’re like me, you get soft in the knees and hard in the dick when pornstars email you, so now you’ve got to go vote for her….

VOTE FOR BREE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER
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Here are my the rest of my stepLINKS:

God Knows We All Need Something To Get Us Through This Shitstorm of a Week
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Lisa Rinna and Her Hemorroid Lips Did Playboy
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Debra Wilson Flashing Throwback
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s in Maxim This Month
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I’m No Faggot Ass Softee, But a Kitten On a Turntable is Kind Awesome
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Best Use for a Vibrating Phone I’ve Seen in Awhile
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The 9 Hottest Mexican Women
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Marlon Brando and His Gay Sex Secret Picture Scandal….
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Drew Barrymore Looks Not Hot At Some Movie Premiere
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Lieke Van Lexmond is Just Wow
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Recovery. What Happened?
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Striptease of the Day
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Crazy Freddie Will Pay YOu to Take HIS Money
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Bikini Ass Always Makes My Day Better, How About You?
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Hulk Hogan Understands OJ, Probably Cause He Wants to Kill His Wife Too
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Stuck With Sexy Girls in an Elevator? No Problem
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Jamie Foxx Apologize for That Whole “I Hope Miley Cyrus Gets Chlamydia Thing
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Isabella Rosselini Makes Porno With Sea Animals
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Rachel McAdams is Kind of Girl Next Door Hot
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The Pussy Thrower Has Something to Say
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Dolly Parton is Amazing and I Love Her
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Ashley Rhey is Pin Up Perfect
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How DO YOU Hide You Porn
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Dude Gets Rejected By a Fat Drunk Girl. I’m Sure You Can Relate, Loser
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Agenessa is Oh So Smooth
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The Dirtiest Asshole Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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Top 10 Celebrity Perverts of All Time
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KY Ads to Increase Female Pleasure
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Green is Topless
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Random Awesomeness
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Surprise! Paris Hilton is Looking For New Penis Already
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Pink Looks Kind of Okay Topless
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Throwback Pics of Hayden Panettiere Pickin’ Her Ass and Lickin’ It
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Jenni BEhind the Scenes
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I’d Like to Have Some Safe Sex With Solange
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Amanda Bynes Versus Vanessa Hudgens – Legs Showdown
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Denise Milani is Surfing
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Jessica Simpson’s Mother Thinks She is a Big Boobed Tramp hahahah
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More Stop Motion Amazingness
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Mommy Where’s My Doll?
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Madonna’s Nanny is Running Her Fucking Mouth
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The 5 Best Movies Featuring Accountants
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They Call Her Olc Faithful
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Asses Galore!!
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Bonus – Here’s a Reader’s Rap Video – I Like To Support People With No Talent and Turn Them Into Internet Legends….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Apr

Jamie Pressly Would Make Elvis Proud of the Day

I have a crush on Jamie Pressly. These things happen. I don’t even care that babies have rolled through her, I like her so much I’d get down to her birthing videos, just to see her vagina, and that’s saying a lot, because lets face it, when a baby is pushing his way through a mucus, blood filled mess of a vagina, it’s definitely not lookin’ its best. It must be real internet love.

Posted in:Hot|Jamie Pressly

2009

15

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Luxurious Boy Toy of the Day

What the fuck does Shauna Sand do. She’s some kind of lazy bitch who just coasts through life doing the bare minimum, but managed to become relevant in the process. She’ll fuck the right guy, she’s marry the right guy, she’s get naked at the right time, pregnant at the right time and her hustle, that really isn’t a hustle, managed to work out for her lazy spic ass.

Last night I was at the stripclub and got totally offended by their lack of work ethic. They weren’t hustling private dances, but laying in the fucking booth like a bunch of fucking slobs, who seemingly were exhausted from the hard night of work, but were in reality just lazy fucking strippers who don’t like working, hence the reason why they are strippers.

I guess I should lower my expectations for whores and just watch Shauna Sands tits with the young shirtless guy who is cumming on them.

Posted in:Boy Toy|Shauna Sand

2009

15

Apr

Rumer Willis has No Bra On and it is Disgusting of the Day

Everyone hates on Rumer Willis wondering why the hell she looks like something that could only grow up next to a power plant or something, you know someone who developed in the womb feeding off radiation and whatever remnants of drugs, alcohol in Demi’s mutated uterus, but the truth is she looks just like her wonky-faced mother, before the millions of dollars of plastic surgery and I guess that’s part of the reason why Ashton Kutcher fucks her, you know to get with an ugly, younger version of his wife while giving her the confidence she needs to not kill herself, because if Ashton fucks her, that probably means other guys will too and tons of girls would die to fuck Ashton since they find him hot, kind of thing, so in a lot of ways, his pity sex saved her fuckin’ life while fueling his perversions, even though she’d be much more successful as a lesbian because lesbians are less judgemental and like pussy for the person behind the pussy and that is why lesbians are for the most part fat, manly and disgusting.

Either way, here’s Rumer Willis pumping gas in what looks like a shirt without a bra because I guess she’s finally come to terms with the inevitable, and that’s to dyke the fuck out.

Posted in:Monster|Nipples|Rumer Willis

2009

15

Apr

Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ Scary for GQ of the Day

Marilyn Manson’s exgirlfriend or current girlfriend or whatever the fuck she is did a photoshoot for GQ and not unlike vampire freaks before her, selling her soul to the devil, hiding from the sun, keepin’ skinny on a blood diet, talking about intense shit amongst each other like planning school shootings and hating the government and “normal” people, hasn’t made her any hotter even if sex with her would be on some next level serial killer level of intensity, her 6 inch blade tampon remains a turn off.

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I am sure it’s something.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|GQ

2009

15

Apr

Elle Macpherson and Her Vacation Pictures of the Day

Elle Macpherson is one of the first supermodels I can remember jerking off to in the 80s, like really diggin and jerkin’ off to because I am sure there were many before her, but they remain nameless and she’s the one that stands out in my tattered brain.

Here she is on vacation with her kids and based on the waterskiing, it looks like she’s holding onto the past, because last time I checked, no one fucking waterskis anymore, it’s a thing of the past, dated like neon sun protecting cream, an ancient art and passtime, which is appropriate, because so is Elle Macpherson’s vagina. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..good one.

Posted in:Bikini|Elle Macpherson|Pictures|Vacation

2009

15

Apr

Fergie is Almost Showing Off Some Ass of the Day

I was talking to some 20 year old girl the other day and obviously shit lead to talking about her vagina. I made some comment about wanting my old balls hanging off her chin and she got back at me with some shit about loving old balls and I got into some shit about not loving old pussy and she got into some shit about how she doesn’t have an old pussy and how it is young and tight and is hard to get more than one finger in without screaming….

So instead of jumping her then and there, I took it to the next level in sabotaging my chances of fucking her, by letting her know that there are some 2 year old cars that are seemingly still new and in good shape, but when you check out their milage, you can see they are well fuckin’ traveled and may not be something you’d trust on a long distance journey, or really even a trip to the store down the block, you know cuz the suspension is gone, the tires are bald and it burns oil. She got that I was calling her a slut in one of my more obscure ways of calling her a slut and it turns out girls don’t jump on dicks who imply they are sluts, since I guess they like the whole denial of what they have done to themselves….and they don’t care that fucking 40 dudes could be considered a lot to some people because they felt each and everyone of those cocks was worth the ride.

I guess that has nothing to do with a married Fergie almost flashing her ass, I mean other than her being a dirty ditch pig of a woman who has probably done some interesting things for Meth back when she was “addicted”, you know shit that makes flashing the world your ass seem pretty fucking tame.

I wonder if this story makes any fucking sense, I didn’t bother re-reading it, so just ignore the typos, I’m rushing and not Russian.

On a side note -I am digging the new Black Eyed Peas Song….

Posted in:Ass|Fergie