2009
09
Mar
This is Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall’s daughter Georgia May Ayeesha Jagger, she is 17 and you’d think too young to be a jacked on coke/heroin hipster fashionista slut, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, you’re never too young to go to fashion shows, dress in designer clothes unshowered and lookin’ like a fucking monster, I bet she has her own artist loft and has had anal sex at least twice.
Posted in:Daughter|Mick Jagger|Monster|Scary
2009
09
Mar
Perez Hilton is a glitch in the internet. He was a lonely, fame hungry, ugly, identity crisis homo, with no real talent, but an obsession with celebrity, that he took to the internet and thanks to a series of events, the right time and right place bullshit, and a gay voice in an era when people were becoming more accepting of that played up fag talk, except for real gay people, who considered him to be a fucking embarassment and clown to their sexuality.
His success in undeniable, his site is huge, he makes money and he leverages his name, he gets out there and milks his shit harder than he probably milks the guy he pays for sex because even with his “website” he still can’t get groupy cock, because having a website to begin with is fucking lame, even if the public is moving towards the interent more than fuckin ever and Perez Hilton is the only bullshit URL they know.
But the truth is that he’s not a fucking journalist, he reports lies, fake exclusives and shit other people are reporting before him, he just managed to be a machine about things and have lots of people tipping him off, but when people reference his site, I laugh because it’s just a fucking blog and like any other blog, the shit is opinion based and low fuckin’ quality so that’s why he is just a glitch, maybe even a military strategy from CUBA to infiltrate America where it counts, and that is with Hollywood, because up until Obama, Americans could identify the name of Britney Spears’ kids before they could identify they Secretary of State and it would be nice if he was sent back to CUBA where he and his family belong….
That said, dude is so desperate for friends that he has embraced the attention Lady Gaga’s been giving him, because she knows he has a huge audience and if she has to sit and watch his trashy disgusting mouth down a burger like the fat big he is, it’s worth the post he’ll write about it.
So this fucking reject of a person, finally feels acceptance from famous people, and he’s fucking smitten, he is fucking glowing like a 20 year old virgin who just got with the hot chick from his high school after randomly running into her during Thanksgiving back home, and you know that everything that Perez reports about Lady Gaga will be positive because they are Best Fucking Friends and she’s given him the time of fucking day, while every other celebrity who snobs him, or calls him out for the faggot loser he is, he rips apart on his site because he is emotionally involved and his website’s all he got going for him and he’s goin’ to show them.
Whether it’s posting Lily Allen nude pics cuz they had a twitter fight, or shitting on Lohan because Sam Ronson sued him and Paris Hilton had him on payroll, the whole thing is a fucking joke and you people are the root of the problem. All it takes is to stop visiting his site and he’ll go the fuck away and if you really need to hear a gay guy in action who is actually worth reading and not a fucking hack, you should be visiting Dlisted , because at least he’s got a little edge, a unique voice, good comedic fucking timing and isn’t a suck up bitch, especially not to some ugly poser like Gaga.
Not that any of that rant matters, she uses him, he uses her, they stroke each other’s egos and give each other credibility and hand jobs since she has a dick, and there is no way this ugly bitch is not a tranny, they are pigs, at least she’s wearing fucking pants, they don’t look human and both disgust me, so maybe they’re meant for each other and all it took was the internet to bring them together.
Here’s some video of Gaga after landing in LA.
Posted in:Groupie|Lady Gaga|Perez Hilton|Smitten
2009
09
Mar
If you read this site you know I like whores. I don’t just mean drunken party girls you’d call a whore. Or girls who try to sleep their way to the top or who use their bodies for their personal gain, but actual drug addicted gutter-rat shit you find in the dirtiest part of town, willing to do the dirtiest things you want done to on the cheap, because you have to settle for doing it in a park with someone barely human, instead of the whole high class, take regular showes and use condom bullshit you get with overpriced escorts.
I am talking raw, real, authentic hookin’ at it’s fucking best, the way it was meant to be, with crack addiction and no self respect because of years of being abused and abusing themselves, the kind of whore who has shit stains on her pants and a who re-uses tampons when she gets her period, which is rare since she’s so malnourished.
That said, one of the most exciting things that can happen when trying to find a whore to get you off, is for her to have a dirty herpe lip because you can really negotiate the already reasonable price down, since they can’t hide their battle wounds.
Posted in:Brazil|Gisele Bundchen|Herpes
2009
09
Mar
Pamela Anderson was using her celebrity for Vivienne Westwood’s fashion show as one of the models. Sure, Pam Anderson’s got no real business being a model since she’s old, thick and washed the fuck up, but Vivienne Westwood launched her career making clothes for the Sex Pistols, who like Pam Anderson, were their fair share battered, so maybe this is just some kind of tribute.
I am happy she brought out her big fake tits, and her nipple that looks like it’s hanging on for its fucking life after being removed and reapplied on so many fucking times throughout its life, that it doesn’t look like it used to, maybe because of the scaring or lack of blood supply or possibly because its not actually her nipple anymore but some kind of suction-cup prostethic she’s taped the fuck on and none of that matters, because I’d rather see Pam Anderson’s shitty tits on the runway, than some skinny, awkward, tall, freakish 14 year old immigrant monster and here are the pics.
Posted in:Implants|Nipple|Pam Anderson|Tit|Titslip|Vivienne Westwood
2009
09
Mar
Audrina broke the fake tit rule and put on a bra, I guess it’s got something to do with her wearing a see through shirt and not wanting to show the world her useless tits that I could have a set of if I decided to save up 5000 dollars and get, so that I could feel myself up all night long and make people around me anywhere I went feel awkward about my constant inappropriate titty play masturbation, especially when I bust the shit out of my shirt to show the world they are big enough to get my tongue on, you know like I was a teenage girl on webcam for her boyfriend and I’ve run out of things to do with my tits and I’m not quite ready to bust out my pussy just yet, because I want to keep him coming back for more.
If you read that, you probably found it a useless read, well I guess it’s appropriate since it’s set to pictures of a useless girl.
Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through|Sheer|Tits
2009
09
Mar
Daylight Saving’s Time is really fucking me up, but not as much as what Selma Blair is doing to any guy she turns on, you know she looks like this mangled faced whore who tried to get me to “help her” while I was driving with some chick through a seedy part of town last night. You know, the one who started banging at the passenger window where I was sitting, hoping I’d roll it down for her, while tears rolled down her face in desperation, who I couldn’t snap a picture of out of fear, since we weren’t sure if this haggard hooker was a man or a woman, we just knew she was on the verge of death.
Luckily I get to relive what she/he probably looked like in a bikini on a luxuruous vacation, instead of paying her the 5 dollars in a back alley to see her cunt, with these Selma Blair dramatization pictures. Sure, there’s no syricnge filled with Aids blood hidden in her whore boots, in case she needs to really close the sale, but you I like to think Selma Blair likes to keep her aids blood hidden in Selma Blair’period filled tampon in her bathing suit bottoms, you know since comfort counts and you don’t want to feel like just because it’s that time, or you’re dying of a terminal sexually transmitted disease, that can’t horseback ride or spend time in the water, for fear it may leak…
I don’t know what I am trying to say here, but here are those pics.
Posted in:Bikini|Selma Blair
2009
08
Mar
The biggest news of the weekend is that I’ve been drunk the entire time, nothing eventful happened, mainly because I can’t remember much. I do know that Diddy and Demi Moore have blocked me on Twitter because I guess they don’t like laughing at themselves as much as I like laughing at them, you know since I don’t take the internet seriously, but everyone else in the world seems to.
That’s all I have to say about that, here are my links LATE, because it is winter and I don’t know what to do with myself, other than drink, on that note, I am going to get the hour God stole from me back, by getting some mid afternoon lap dances, hopefully at a diry place that leaves marks on my hot white pants…
ou’re Gonna Stay Home and Beat Off Tonight Anyways
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Of Course MIA Named Her Baby Something Completely Fucking Insane, Don’t Act So Surprised
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The 10 Worst Celebrity Interviews With David Letterman
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The Complete Collection Of Megan Fox’s Hottest Pics
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Power Wheels Pimpin
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Steven Seagal is a Fucking Cunt and I Love Anything That’s Makes Fun Of Him
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More From That Little Homo Robot
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Love Lesbians
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Hilary Fisher Pretty Much Has the Best Ass Ever
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How About Some Porn
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The Honeymoon is Over for Those Twlight Assholes
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Let’s Get Wasted and Go to the Grocery Store
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A Fuckload of Nekkid Amateurs
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Fuck Me Mila Jovovich is Looking Good
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Mickey Rourke, WTF Are You Wearing?
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You Can’t Hang Out With Your Mom Forever
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CoCo’s Camel Toe Insanity Throwback
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Lots of Charlize Theron Hotness This Week, and Here’s Some More
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Angelina Jolie Looks Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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Natalie Portman Looks a Combo of Hot and Boring. Can’t Decide Which
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Who Says You Can’t be Old and Rock Out?
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Meet Capri
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When You See It, You’ll Shit Bricks
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Some Top Model Hood Rats Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Hello Heidi Jacobson
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Nadya Suleman’s Birth Video Was Leaked to the Net, and Let Me Tell You, It’s Disgusting
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Some Nice, Bouncing Tits
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Sports Fan Celebrates Hiw Win
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Admit It, You’re Not Gonna Get Laid Any Other Way
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Pop Up Sex Book
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Miss Universe is in the Bahamas
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Jennifer Clark is Nude
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Brazilian Boat Orgy
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Rainn Wilson Wants to Know About the Birds and the Bees
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Gena Gershon Hard Nipples Throwback
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Some Fantastic Asses
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The Spring Break Bikini Guides
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A Shitload of Self Shot Hotties
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Olivia Munn is at the Watchmen Premiere
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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They Wanna Rock!!
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Lohan Really Did Try to Off Herself, Too Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Some Curb Your Enthusiasm News, Because It Is Amazing
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Now That’s One Big Bunny
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Here’s a Low Cut Shirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
06
Mar
Someone sent in this exlusive video of one of my favorite Pornstars, Bree Olson, sitting on the toilet before the AVN awards. I am not sure if she’s actually taking a shit, because there is no toilet bowl shot, which is really too bad, since scat is the new anal, but none of that matters, what does matter is how excited the photographer gets when she bends the fuck over and shows off her boy short underwear. A little lazy for a pornstar but refreshing because I hate the standard G-string shit they normally wear becuase shit gives me yeast infections…but then again so does wiping back to front, antibiotics and fuckin’ dirty dick….yeah – I don’t know either…I’m just an idiot…
Posted in:AVN|Bree Olson|Shit|Uncategorized
2009
06
Mar
I’ve been saying how dreamy Ryan Seacrest is for a long fucking time, but nobody believes me. They just pass it off as a joke, or as me having issues with my sexuality, when in reality, that’s not the fucking case at all, dude is just a fucking miracle worker, who is involed in pretty much everything and looks fucking incredible, fit and alert when doing it. It’s like where does this guy find the time to sleep, get his hair done, shit and even jerk off in his busy fucking life, and while taking over the world is always fluffy, nice, and a bit of a fucking suck up.
Now, I’ve got proof of how good motherfucker is at workin’ miracles, because here he is on a date with his boyfriend Simon Cowell and nobody can tell it’s him behind that purple number, because he is amazing. What I wouldn’t give to sniff a pair of his dirty panties…
Here they are in video….
Posted in:Ryan Seacrest|Simon Cowell
2009
06
Mar
When I saw these Liverpool Fashion Week promo pics I laughed. I thought it was a fucking joke. Not because I know much about fashion, and realize that Liverpool has never been known to be a fashion mecca, but because I know girls from Liverpool are fucking trash. I’m talking the fake tit party girls in dresses from the sex shop with dreams of being more than their soot-faced, potato eating, blue collar family who have worked at The Mill the last 3 generations or some shit.
But then I realized, that these tacky whores were actually famous sluts from the UK, one from Atomic Kitten, the other from Cornation Street and they don’t have names. They are just reppin’ their hometown and it’s quest to become the next instrumental thing in fashion, like it was instrumental in Rock and Roll with the whole Beatles thing coming out of there.
Either way, check out the trash.
Posted in:Atomic Kitten|Cornation Street|Liverpool Fashion Week|Promo
