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2008

02

Apr

Lindsay Lohan on TMZ Talking About Lindsay Lohan of the Day

I hate TMZ. I think it’s gotta do with the fame hungry people’s court lawyer who runs it and looks like he’s got some kind of diva ego that requires his personal assistant to lick his ass clean after he takes a shit to remind him how important he is to the world, because even he knows he’s a fuckin’ joke, all while counting all his money.

Now the real reason I hate TMZ is because the staff rip apart celebrities all day but the second one of them comes into the office and pretty much makes fun of how pathetic their lives are they act all star struck and giggle at her stupid jokes. These are the kind of people who feel like they’ve made it because they are on TV but know that they are useless and just riding some kind of wave, because like the woman who worked the cash when Lohan was buying her Cheerios, they will go home to tell their friends how cool it was to meet Lohan, until tomorrow when they are back to making fun of her.

I guess i just like people with a spine, if I met Lohan I’d try to finger her, I wouldn’t try to retract anything I said or laugh at her stupid jokes like some star struck teen meeting Hannah Montana, it’s about keeping it real and this video proves that TMZ is just some candy coated shit that is far too popular for their own good. I guess the only hope for them is that a plane crashes into their offices while filming…hopefully the terrorists realize that their next hit on America shouldn’t be on the financial industry but on Hollywood because that’s really where all the problems started.

That said, Lohan looks like a middle aged mom at soccer practice or some shit, I guess that’s what happens when you have numerous unwanted pregnancies and abortions….each one adds to the uterus bank making tricking her body into thinking thatit’s actually brought one of those bastards to term, I guess it could also be the cocaine…shit rapes faces but I like my theory that makes absolutely no sense better.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|TMZ

2008

02

Apr

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a video that’s surfaced, but is probably from a while ago, of Dita Von Teese dyking out on video with a strap on. I hate Dita Von Teese, she does tame bullshit burlesque shit and looks like a vampire from the 1800s and that makes me feel uncomfortable because all I keep thinking is that bitch doesn’t wash, has the plague and shit’s in a chamber pot in her brothel boudoir or some shit.

I don’t know if this is news because I feel like I’ve seen her pussy before but blocked it out of my mind because I knew she was fucking Marilyn Manson. I remember she did Playboy and was internet famous before her celebrity really hit and now you can watch her rockin a strap on because lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you and unfortunately a hell of a lot better lookin than the lesbians I know who want to rip my dick off in some kind of victorious win for women everywhere, but that’s not really saying much because those lesbians are taking male hormones and have hair on their chests and clits the size of a really small penis. True story.

Here’s the Article
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Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Lesbian|Porn|Sex Tape|Video

2008

02

Apr

Max Mosley’s Nazi Sex Tape with 5 Hookers of the Day

I know this hit the internet yesterday but figured I’d post it because I feel the same way as Mosley in his fetish sex video with 5 hookers reenacting the Nazi regime because he’s obviously got some serious fuckin sexual issues and even if you thought Schindlers List was porn because there was a naked emaciated women in it, you don’t live that shit out with hookers like some kind of weirdo.

My site’s been hacked for the fourth time this month and I haven’t been able to access it all morning, at by morning I mean since noon because I am a slob and sleep in, but I’ve come to a point where everything that can go wrong with the site has gone wrong so I am not very phased by being hacked, it’s become expected and part of doing the site.

Reality is that I appreciated the post because I didn’t have anything lined up for the morning and it made for some good content. I am happy he didn’t delete any of my archives because if he did, I probably would have given up the site. I am weak like that and feel more like a donkey lugging it’s last load up a mountain before having a heart attack than a donkey lugging it’s first load up the mountain. I realize that analogy sucked but you get what I am saying, what I hope you don’t get is off to this video because it’s about as hot as the rash on your dick from all the masturbating you’ve done this week.

Either way, I feel like a whore involuntarily letting men inside my most sacred place, but not minding it so much when they are there because it makes me feel wanted and loved. I am glad the H4X0R didn’t delete anything and was just showing me that he could delete shit, that was pretty good of him because I would have totally redirected the site to a gay porn site or something funnier than that because I know gay porn is kinda your thing.

Posted in:Max Mosley|Scandal|Sex Tape

2008

02

Apr

Your site isn’t safe dude…

Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.

Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
You may contact me @ phpserver@gmail.com.

Thankyou.
Kuhz1n.

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2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I tried doing a stupid April Fool’s joke because I am light hearted like that and decided it would be funny to forward DrunkenStepfather.com to Disney.com since they do smut now, to some religious organization since they hate smut and to a womens rights group because they hate me and always shit on me for being some kind of woman hater.

So I linked to some womensorganization.org site and within 15 minutes we blew up the server and shut down the site, sorry for that but serves your right for getting out of the kitchen and thinking you can take on a man’s job. Next thing you know women are going to be CEOs, construction workers, lawyers and doctors.

Here’s a screenshot of my April Fools Joke that backfired by accident but turned out to be a lot funnier than it was intended to be but probably not so funny for some battered wife in desperate need of advice the hit the site at the same time I fucked it up.

Either way, here are my links:

The New Miss England in a Bikini is a Fuckin’ Tank
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Not Pregnant Just Fat
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Coco Shakes Her Ass On Video
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Behind the Scene Photoshoot With a Slut Named Becky Rule
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Say Hello to Jen, The Girl Next Door
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Bake Some Dog Poop Cookies For Your Loved Ones!
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Plenty of Sex At Your Disposal, Virgin
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F-1 President Max Mosley Sex Tape Leak. Way To Go, Gramps!
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When I See Sluts Like This, I Realize Why They Don’t Let People Like us into Clubs….It’s Because We’d Rape Them
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I Think It’s Time You Get a Lady To Show You Her Tits That Isn’t Your Mom
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Real Girls Are Hot Too
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This Commercial Almost Makes Me Want to Buy New Underwear…but then I Realize I Like Beer Better
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Cindy Crawford is a Hot Old Lady
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Lauren Conrad Was Invited to the WhiteHouse. Audrina Partridge is Probably Taking Nude Pictures Somewhere….
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Believe the Hype: Naked Chicks Are ALL They Are Cracked Up to Be..You Should Try One Out….
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Some Russian Whores Have a Street Fight
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Woody Allen is Suing American Apparel
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Her Name is Anna Tatangelo and She’s a Popstar in Italy Now Topless for Max Magazine
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100 Best Real Boobs
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Top Ten Celebrity Hard Nipples
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Some Naked Big Breasted Amateur
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Paris Hilton’s Surf Instructor Makes a Movie That Isn’t About Her Nipples
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Brianna Frost Face Plants on a Pole Dance
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Lesbian Video Of the Day
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Is this the Chick from ROCK OF LOVE Showing Her Vagina?
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Rihanna Nipple Peak at the Teen Choice Awards Seems Pretty Appropriate
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Jenna Jameson is a Zombie Stripper and a Pornstar..What can’t She Do
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Sara Larson Escorting Clooney to an Event in a Short Dress that Will Probably End Up on the Bathroom Floor cuz She’s Just that Kind of Girl
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Some Girl From Hip Hop Videos Shows Off Her Crazy Booty
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Shanna Moakler Turns 53 or at Least Her Vagina Does….
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Make Your Own Beer Bong
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Some Mariah Carey Being Her Slut Self
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Selena Spice Has Some Fun Cuz She’s A Whore
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Cunt Punching!
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Fuck With Your Friends Computer via Pop-Ups
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More Porn Than You Got Under Your Bed
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The Young, Annoying Bitch From Party of Five Gallery
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Bowling Ball Oops Video
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Melissa George is a Whore While Posing with Some Ugly Guy
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Jack Nicholson Is Looking More Like ME Every Single Day…I Told You I Was a Movie Star
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Commercial of the Day
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Tiffany Brookes Makes Me Wanna Move to The South…Actually Everything Makes me Want to Move to the South….Even the Fat Grits Eating Women….
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Trigger Happy Compilation
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Can You See Me Now?
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Carol Alt is 47 and is Lookin’ Okay By Me….But That’s Not Saying Much….Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mercedes Terrell Posing Half Naked
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A Best of Celebrity Nip Slips Compilation
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Bar Rafaeli is Getting Her Pic Taken in a Bikini
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick’s TITs
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FROM THE FORUM

Andrew W K
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Michael McDonald
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How Torrents Work
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Music Compilations Continued
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College Style Dance
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Stripper Dodgeball
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Stripper in Training
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A Problem I Can Certainly Relate Too
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Sponge
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The Runaways
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More King Crimson
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The Animals
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The Classical Music Thread
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More Teachers Having Sex With Students
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Silicone Implants for Men!
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Show Your Tattoos
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Cassandra Calogera
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Caroline Pierce – Ass Parade
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Sienna West – MILF Soup
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Apr

Mary Carey and Her Retarded Tits of the Day

There was something that happened in porn in the 90s that is still going on today because I guess the same old perverts are still buying the movies that made girls think that turning their tits into some kind of disgusting through surgery, dying their hair blond and fucking on camera was all it would take to make them appealing to all men like some kind of low budget sex symbol. In their minds they are hot and more desirable than Marilyn Monroe was in her time without realizing that they are nothing more than glorified hookers and strippers that are just tools in making lonely dudes cum. I guess when you’re a high school drop out from a small town who was molested as a child, delusion is the only way to really live with your worthless self and fake tits are the only way to distract people from the cancer that you know is brewing inside you but don’t want to admit so you just play dumb. I guess i know nothing about this shit, but I do know that Mary Carey’s tits are retarded and that you like tits even if they are on retards so I am posting them.

Posted in:Mary Carey|Tits

2008

01

Apr

Pamela Bach is the Reason for Hasselhoff’s Drinking of the Day

You may not know who Pamela Bach is, but she is the reason David Hasselhoff turned to the bottle. Everyone thought that it was because he was David Hasselhoff and the only way he was able to live with himself and his joke of a career was to spend his earnings drinking , but instead it was because of whatever hostage crisis this bitch put him through when she married him to be part of his prestigious life and by prestigious I mean second rate TV show celebrity. I am not sure what is more amazing, the fact that girls are so easily impressed by a dude after a life of disappointment that all you need to do is get on a shitty TV show to get in their pants because they think you are famous enough to let in their vagina and impregnate them, because the last guy who they let do that worked as a trucker in their home town and was a good customer at the dinner they worked at, or the fact that David Hasselhoff was able to convince a girl to marry him despite being an embarrassment to both his family and anyone who ever crossed paths with him. Unfortunately for the Hoff, he jumped at the first vagina that came his way and had no idea that she was more primate than human on that evolutionary chart leading to alcoholism just to fall asleep at night and now alcoholism to just deal with the aftermath of the marriage. I’m sure we’ve all been there and banged girls we shouldn’t have just because they offered and we knew better than to say no because we didn’t know the next time it would happen again and the good news for Hasselhoff is that we now have a little more sympathy for that fucker.

Posted in:Bikini|Hasselhoff|Pamela Bach

2008

01

Apr

Miley Cyrus Showing Off Her Teenage Legs of the Day

I guess one of the good things about 15 year old girls is that they don’t have cellulite like they will when they actually become women, but they are so annoying when all they want to watch is Hannah Montana reruns, especially when they are Hannah Montana.

I don’t find anything appealing about these pictures, other than knowing that bitch is probably the next in line for an abortion at the on studio abortion clinic they are rockin’ over at Disney and this bitch and her crooked smile don’t have shit on the 15 year old girls I see out in clubs dancing on the bar like they were 25 and lookin’ for a one night stand because I was out at a bar this past weekend and this girl with braces walks up to the girl next to me and brags about how she got into the club and didn’t get carded, I turn to her and ask how old she is and she says 13 and runs off to a group of 16 year old dudes who pour Grey Goose down her throat and get her to flash them her panties and I realize that I was born in the wrong generation and Paris Hilton deserves a little more credit that she’s getting for breeding a generation of herpes by 14 that I won’t be a part of because I’m just too damn old and will just have to accept the fact that it’s yet another thing I’ve missed out on in my life which is just another example of how Paris Hilton contributed to my miserable life…..

Posted in:Legs|Miley Cyrus|Short Skirt

2008

01

Apr

Maria Menounos is Joggin’ in a Sports Bra of the Day

Maria Menounos is running and I can only assume it’s because she either realized she had a big fat greek ass or maybe it’s because she gorged on Baklava and this is a guilty run from overeating, but it doesn’t really matter because, like most greek chicks I know she’s got a pretty flat stomach that I don’t mind staring at because I know the minute bitch turns around the tight body goes South and by South I mean she’s packing more meat than the butcher at the grocery store on Independence Day weekend. The thing I’ve always liked about big greek ass is how easy it is to slip my dick in it, like shit’s naturally lubricated with olive oil in some kind of twisted cultural genetic flaw that explains all their historical anal sex with young student stories, but then again I’ve never had a hard time having anal with any girl, my girth is just that pathetic.

Posted in:Greek|Maria Menounos|Stomach|Tits

2008

01

Apr

Jessica Sutta is a Lonely Pussycat Doll of the Day

Seeing a Pussycat Doll alone throws me off because I realize how ugly they are. It’s like having a threesome with two ugly chicks who combined with a willingness to suck your dick at the same time makes them worth getting hard for, or going to a stripclub on a night when all the girls are uglier than your wife but still worth getting a dance from just for the sake of grabbing new tits to add a new life to your relationship by making you happy your busted up soul mate shares a bed with you every night. Sure bitch is showing off her tight body from all her poledance classes in a pair of tight pants while pretty much posing in a way that makes her look ready and willing for cock, but without her sidekicks, she just looks like a drunk, horny, middle aged girl I’d still fuck when drunk and not so much like a popstar. The real issue is where the fuck the Pussycat Dolls recruit their talent, because it seems to be the same place I go to get laid if I’m willing to pay a little extra.

Either way, her name is Jessica Sutta and she’s in Miami at some music festival promoting something that may be a solo career, or maybe she’s just there to sit on the speaker while the bass is jacked up to remind her of the days she dated a dude with a motorcycle.

Posted in:Alone|Jessica Sutta|Pussycat Doll