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2007

20

Sep

I am – Alyson Hannigan in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Here is a picture of Alyson Hannigan in fuck me boots, because fuck me boots were so fucking popular a few years ago that everywhere you went girls would be rockin’ them with a hot short skirt, but for some reason shit shifted, fuck me boots were considered too whorish for girls to wear, because they were called fuck me boots, and they were done feeding into the degradation. Maybe they got a boyfriend or became a feminist or some kind of hippie tree hugger who works at the organic food store who hates me because I don’t recycle and doesn’t wear shoes because they find them oppressive but I know they are still out there and Alsyon Hannigan is reminding us that they exist while reminding us that she still exists because let’s face it, being casted as the ugly chick in American Pie should have broken her down enough to realize that she’s the ugly chick no one wants to see on screen.

Either way, it’s too bad that this bitch has to be the one reminding us that Fuck Me Boots are still around because no one wants to fuck her, she’s probably wearing the boots in efforts to get fucked because it’s understood what they imply…the next best thing to wearing fuck me boots would be to wear a “Please Fuck Me” hat, or to walk around, vagina exposed, grabbing her box screaming “I NEED FUCKING DICK”.

That said, I was outside for a few hours and saw some girl who was probably barely 18 walking to school and she was wearing these boots that went up to her fucking vagina. They were some next level pretty woman shit, with a stiletto heel and all, and she was with her mom and I was fuckin’ thrown off as fuck. But not as thrown off as the time my friend told me that he wanted to bang Alyson Hannigan, that shit was just too much to handle and I had no choice but to “peace” on that friendship. That was me using terms of the generation. I am trying to cater to a younger crowd.


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2007

20

Sep

I am – Beyonce Leaving a Party With Her Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Beyonce out partying. I can only assume she is drinking away the pain that she has because her boyfriend Jay Z pretty much owns and created Rihanna and Rihanna is more popular and better looking than Beyonce. It’s one of those common stories of the dude trading his girl in for a newer model because he started with her when she was at her peak, when everyone wanted a piece of her and she found stability that kinda made her and her career fall apart because she was probably finding more happiness in him than in her singing. She had already achieved everything there was to achieve in music and she was in movies and shit but the one thing she never had was a normal relationship….so as she fell apart, he went to the drawing boards and pulled this poor chick from Barbados out of nowhere and brought her to the top. No matter how much money Beyonce has, no matter how confident she is, she and everyone else knows the reality of what’s going on and it’s all about the fresher pussy….

I remember trying to replace my wife with fresher, hotter pussy, but realized that I have pretty much no game, no money and I am kinda accustomed to the disgusting lifestyle I live. I feel like cleaning up my act, getting in shape, getting a haircut and clean clothes after getting a job is all a waste of my time because in the end I won’t be able to get hard and I kinda like hating my wife and being disgusted by my wife, it gives me something to write about. If I was fucking some hot number that I seduced, I probably wouldn’t update the site, I’d just be watching her as much as I could and that wouldn’t be fair to you. So unlike Jay-Z, I don’t give up on people for self-interest….and like Beyonce, I drink my pain away….


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2007

20

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson Playing a Drunk of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson pretending to be Britney Spears, only instead of being in her soiled underwear she in a dress and instead of drinking rubbing alcohol out of the plastic bottle, she’s drinking champagne, but since she’s a good Christian girl the bottle empty and she’s just acting drunk….maybe she should stick to singing…

I remember getting with a crazy repressed Christian chick. Everytime we’d fuck, she’d cry because of her guilt but while we were fucking bitch was insane, she’d be grabbing my cock like no one has ever grabbed it and bitch even made me cum from a handjob like I was 14. I don’t know it was like Jesus possessed her into being extremely fucking bad, but as soon as she was done crying off the shame she’d get up and be a model Christian citizen who told people she was waiting til she was married to give it up, who went to church groups and to the church with her family and I was just this dirty fucking secret. She is the first girl who begged me to finish in her ass everytime we were together and the show stopper was the day she came over with a virgin mary statue and fucked herself with it while making me watch, that lead to crucifixes, jesus statues and some ceremonial candles she stole from her church. The whole thing was a total mind fuck, but I wasn’t complaining, I didn’t care that she had all these fucking issues, because she was good fucking times….even though they were weird times.

All this to say that behind every christian girl is a crazy sexual deviant who’s been repressed all their lives and is ready to fucking explode….and here are those pics.


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2007

20

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

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I was surprised to see these pictures of Pam Anderson on the beach covered up, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist slut who is normally in a skimpy bikini with fake and real parts spilling the fuck out, but I guess it was cold out considering that buddy she’s with is rocking a gayer than bicycle shorts, tight as fuck wet suit.

I usually rip into this bitch for being a trashy washed up stripper. Or I go off about her hepatitis and how she was the object of all your wet dreams when you were in high school, but I guess I gotta step back and be realistic for a second. She’s got a couple of kids, she’s pretty menopausal, and she’s still got a tighter body than most 20 year olds I try to get naked. Sure, I prey on the ugly ones because they appreciate the attention and I appreciate their youth, but they are still girls. I think Pam’s future husband does the same thing, only he’s more successful and the young girls he goes after are heiresses that he’s enterprising enough to film getting fucked raw dog. I always wondered if he was the source of her herpes, which is the strain that has hit everyone in Hollywood, or if she scored that somewhere else. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is what Pam and his sex smells like, you know her hep, his herp shit’s could be pretty fucking gross.

I am not so into fake tits, I don’t like what they do to girls. They make them so tit-centric that being around them is fucking tedious. They always talk about their tits, flash their tits, make people touch their tits, which isn’t the bad part, the bad part is that I am never the one they ask to touch, lick or rate them, and whenever I am left out, I get bitter. I was walking down the street today and saw some pregnant lookin’ chick walking alone with a set of fake tits, my first thought was that I bet she didn’t know the daddy’s name because her fake tits lured him in one drunken night, when I asked her, she wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck off.

Either way, here are the Pam Anderson and the shit stain on her arm covered up on the beach pics.

Don’t worry, this post didn’t make me laugh either.


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2007

20

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t even know what happened to me today. I got this killer migraine that made it impossible to look at my screen and I spent most of the night throwing up what looked like blood, but was probably my ketchup soup that I made because I am on a budget here. I had tickets to go see some Beastie Boys instrumental shit that is their new project. I hadn’t listened to the Beastie Boys since 1992 or earlier and wasn’t impressed, especially with the migraine and puking, so I only stayed for 4 songs. On my way home I saw a couple banging in their apartment window that didn’t have curtains on it. He was taking her from behind. I have shitty eyesite and can’t afford glasses but it looked like a good time and I remembered what that life was like. So I have decided to make a move and start convince girls to get naked on the site in person. I’ve spent the last year doing it online and it hasn’t been working, so I am going to take my charm to the street with a shitty video camera I steal from my neighbor’s kid.

In practicing I got some girl who reads the site, who is banging some rich dude who lets her stay in his penthouse apartment, to take a bath for me. She had pretty dope tits and the whole experience wouldn’t have made for a good stepTV episode, but it was a good enough experience to know that I’ve got what it takes to win chicks over….She ended up flooding the bathroom, cutting herself while shaving her cooch for me and possibly destroying her computer, but that’s the price you gotta pay if you want me to watch you take a bath.

Here are my links…

Britney Emotionally Eats Ice Cream…But I Love All Girls Who Eat Ice Cream
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Some Girl Gets Caught Leaving Some Dude a Sexy Webcam Message
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Emmy Award Edition Whoose Boobs
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Some Hot Teen Model Named Kari Sweets, so Young and Wet and Half Naked in Video
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Some Girl With HUGE tits Makes a Condom Cannon
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Some Slut Named Neveah is Natural and Naked for You
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Andrea Corr Upskirt Panty Shot
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More Britney in Her Underwear Pics
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Some Britney Going Bar Hopping After Losing Her Kids
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Some Adriana Lima is Hot But Scary TIT Pics
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Diddy’s Banned TV Commercial Because It’s Too Sexy…
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Crazy Sexy Slutty Naked Tom Ford Ads
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Some Insane Lady Named Marjorie Johnson Giving Out Cookies on the Emmy Red Carpet Video
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Video
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Some Idiot Frat Boys Have a Smoking Contest Because They Want to Die
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Danni Minogue’s Bikini Pictures With Nipple Pictures
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Underage Girl You’ll Be All Over in a Couple Years Named Taylor Momsen
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Brtiney Spears Parties Wearing Some Kind of Animal
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Sarah Jessica Parker Eats Some Face
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Alicia Silverstone Naked…Insane…For Some Vegatarian Commercial
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Some Penthouse Pet Named Hannah Hilton
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Some Tit in Some Dress
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Some Chick on the View Thinks the World is Flat…Video…Wow…
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Some Chick Named Jade Goody’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Some Naked Yoga Pictures
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Some 2 Year Old Kid is the World’s Youngest Skateboarder…
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Joel Madden is Going to Marry Nicole Richie, Since He Laid His See in Her….I Guess He Feels it’s the Right Thing to Do
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Alicia Keys Has Fucking Disgusting Skin
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Some Dude Named Midget Mac is Cooler than You
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Some Kid Almost Dies on the Merry Go Round
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Britney Spears to Undergo Random Drug Testing…
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Cop Slaps Some Annoying Bitch
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Paris Hilton in Pantyhose
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Big Booty Shake Compilation Video
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Jennifer Tilly Topless Stripping Routine Video
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Three Hot Girls Bouncing Their Tits
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Cindy Crawford Looking Older and Still Hot in Silver
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Some Chick Being Fed Dog Food
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Jessica Simpson vs. Megan Fox
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Some Playboy Chick Named Aliya Wolf Pictures
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Idiots Playing With Tazars….
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Some Larry David Clip About Cum Stains Because He’s a Jew I Find Funny
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Here’s a Retardedly Flexible Chick in Underwear Being Flexible Video
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Kate Moss Upskirt Pictures
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Some Chick Eating a Live Scorpion Video
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Robert Deniro on Sesame Street with Elmo
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Insane Market in Bangkok Has a Train Running Through It…Sounds Boring But is Worth Checking Out…
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OJ Is Released…Bail is Set…He Deserves the Chair
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Some Naked and Wet Chicks by a Waterfall
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Some Big Asian Boobs on Some Big Asian Boobed Girl Named Mai Ly
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Some Dude Gets Caught in His Chimney Because He Wanted To Feel Like Santa Claus
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Some More Petra Nemcova Cleavage Pics
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Here’s a Flying Saucer Video because Aliens Exist…
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Some Cam Chick Shows Off Her Huge Cans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits at Some Maxim Event
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WWE Divas 2007 Special Edition Magazine Pictures
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Some Kelly Osborne all Dressed Up Pictures
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Nude Photographer of the Day
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hotter Days Gallery
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Aline Nakashima is a Japanese Brazilian Model and This is What She Had to Say
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Some Dude Gets Bamboo Cane Broken Over His Back….Idiot
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Some Hypnotic Bootyshake Video Making the Internet Rounds
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Broke Spanish Handball Team Poses Nude to Make Money…I Love People Who Get Naked For Money…
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Gisele Wears a Dress Made Out of Water in Some Ad Campaign
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Some Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box
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More of the Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box and Fucking
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Even More of the Photobucket Chick With a Vibrator
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Some Vintage Porn Scene Where Some Bitch Makes Her Best Friend Eat Her Mom Out
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Some Chinese Dude Likes To Take His Cock To the Gym Video
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Some Photobucket Vagina Shaving Action
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Some Naked Chick Soaking in Milk…
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Michelle Stefano Suckin’ Dick Gets a 75
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McDonald’s Targets You
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Some Chick Sticks Her Panties In Her Cooch…
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Some Champion Female Wrestler Video
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Some Chick Topless at the Beach
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Find Pussy In Your Neighborhood That is Ready and Willing
GO

Use This To Get Them To Fuck You
GO


Bonus – Samantha Bee Finds Out if the Nation is Ready for an American
President…

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2007

19

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Kenda of the Day

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I am not sure what is more confusing to me, the fact that this bitch’s name is Kenda or the fact that she’s got no tits. I am all for small tits but by looking at the other girls she looks the most like a dud and I know you are into that, but I thought the Hometown Hottie contest was all about finding the hottest stripper looking bitch out there to help shift her career from getting paid to get topless for men in a bar, to getting paid to get topless while strategically hiding their nipples for the world. I guess Kenda and her stupid name are hitting this contest to show the world that you don’t need 8000 dollar breast implants to be a half naked party slut, and I guess she gets some points for that.

The nice thing about Kenda is that she is training to be a pre-school teacher, it shows her maternal and softer side. I know that if I had kids, taking them to a girl like this would definitely be part of my daily activities in hopes that one day I could trick her into doing dirty things which I don’t think is too hard to do, I’d just tell her I was from Maxim and we wanted to do a follow-up shoot in her mouth…

Here is Kenda, vote for her if she’s your thing. She was kinda too plain for me to go into stories about my life, because she didn’t inspire any and I know I’ve got lots in there, so for her not to inspire any, that’s a pretty bad sign. I can assume she doesn’t inspire you and that she’s going to lose.

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2007

19

Sep

I am – Dane Cook Sex Scene from Good Luck Chuck of the Day


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I hate Dane Cook. I don’t find him funny and I used to be offended that this fucker was famous and making money for being such a fucking asshole and not the good kind of asshole that makes you laugh, but the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face.

In this clip he’s banging some topless chick with his shirt on. We all know that he’s not actually banging her but the ending is pretty good because I just keep thinking about how I wish that actually happened to this cocksucker on one of his college tours. He’s the kind of guy who looks like he’s never been beaten up and the best way to make an asshole shut up is to get your big scary gay friend to rape him. Nothing ruins a man’s with a stupid sense of humor’s jokes than violating him.

I used to know this one dude who was always an asshole who would get drunk with us. He was a rich kid who thought he was invincible. We couldn’t ever calm him down, he’d just spit on people, throw his drink on people, dance with people’s girlfriends and seriously stir up shit when he shouldn’t have. We were constantly backin’ him up when people would turn on him and he never got more than a push and always walked away the bigger man. We all would talk about how he needed to get beat up because would be the best thing for him to learn there are some people you shouldn’t fuck with.

He ended up getting arrested for some stupid shit he did while drunk that involved taking a baseball bat to parked cars in the parking garage of his building that was under video camera surveillance and spent some time in some maximum security prison because it was considered a serious offense and because he had a shitty lawyer. I assume that they took his trust fund ass virginity when he was inside for those 6 months because when dude came out he never started drunken shit, he was always nice to be around and always bowed down to people bigger than him, when in the past he woulda got in there face. When I’d look into his eye, I knew that something broke him on the inside and that something was some biker’s dick who was in for murder.

So here’s the Dane Cook video that I like to believe is a real situation because this fucker needs to be put inline.


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2007

19

Sep

I am – Oscar De La Hoya Cross Dressing of the Day

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These are some pretty gay fucking pictures, probably the gayest pictures I have ever posted. I am not saying that De La Hoya is gay because he wears women’s underwear and some sexy fishnet outfit with heels, something you’ve probably jerked off to girls wearing in pictures all the time. You may have never seen it in real life, because girls don’t get sexy for you, if you are even lucky enough to convince one to bang you, she’s probably doing the bare fucking minimum either because of the shame or because the roofies made her lazy. Point being, that just because a dude gets off to wearing women’s clothes doesn’t mean he takes it in the ass, it’s just a pretty good sign that he probably does…and if he did take it up the ass, this shit would probably make a lot more sense to us. I know that I have an easier time accepting fags doing fag things than straight guys doing fag things.

So I guess it is safe to say that De La Hoya probably won all the boxing matches in his career because shit turned him on. You know animalistic beating down of men is probably the most homosexual thing out there, because fags are into men and men are into beating each other up so being a fag who beats men up is probably some crazy foreplay, a lot like a straight guy getting off to going down on a girl.

The only other explanation I have for this is that he’s been punched in his head a few too many times and feels like the only way to show his feminine side is to actually wear women’s clothes, you know showing the world there is more to him that a good fighter. Or maybe he was a good fighter because he was repressing shit all these years and took out the fact that he banged chicks when all he really wanted was balls on his opponents.

I knew a whore who used to deal with very rich powerful dudes, I am talking Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Business Men, and they would all ask her to be the dominant because all day, everyday, they are the boss and they are telling people what to do, so having a rich dude on all fours with a leash on and a dildo in his ass was common for her. Maybe De La Hoya’s one of those people….

Either way, I don’t get it and these pictures should have never been allowed to be taken. The world doesn’t need to see anyone like this even if it is some elaborate plan of coming out to your wife and family without actually having to tell them to their faces that you’re a ‘mo. Shit’s massively embarrassing and I would be embarrassed for this fucker if I actually gave a shit. Instead I’ll just laugh at the pics with the rest of the world. I just hope you know realize how gay boxing is everytime you’re sitting in a room filled with men watching topless men beat the fuck out of each other.


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2007

19

Sep

I am – Petra Nemcova Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I saw these pictures last night but was too lazy to post them. I was all about doing it in the morning when I woke up, unfortunately the morning became 2 pm and then after folding laundry and doing dishes I finally get to them. The reason I am folding laundry and doing dishes isn’t because I am the bitch of the household. It’s not because I am neat. I do it out of necessity because shit fucking smells really fucking bad and I can stomach bad smells for a couple of weeks but when they turn really fucking bad I start to think my life is in danger, and despite being aware of my sucking at life, I still like to live it or drive it into the ground. Being poisoned by my wife’s panty stains isn’t really how I want to go. However, being poisoned by Petra Nemcova’s panties is a definite better option and I know that shit is deadly cuz that serial player to the stars Stavros got a piece.

Sometimes I wonder how many dudes some of these girls have bagged. I remember being 20 years old and meeting a 20 year old girl who had banged 30 dudes and I was kinda shocked and grossed out because she wasn’t a hooker and most girls I knew had only been with 10 or less because they were just starting out. She was the first regular girl and I got skeptical about cumming inside without a condom, but figured she’d know what to do if she got knocked up because she had experience in the situation, like hiring an ex cop to find out if your wife is cheating on you, not that I would do that, if my wife was cheating on me, I’d buy the dude a drink and thank him for taking her off my hands, figuratively of course, because if she was on my hands literally, I wouldn’t be able to type this shit because all my finger’s be broke.

Here are the upskirts for you. Asshole.


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2007

19

Sep

I am – Hayden Panettiere Taking Her Dogs Out for a Walk of the Day

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I just woke up. It is noon. If I was 16 again, my foster mother would be very mad at me. I decided to post these Hayden pictures as a celebration that her dog eats her dirty tampons, provided she can even get her period. I have heard that midgets generally can’t reproduce, and since bitch is built like a midget with her life size head and a scaled down fat chick body, I think it’s safe to assume she can’t either. Her dog also sees her shit, watches her fuck, hears her fart, licks her dirty underwear and maybe even makes messes that she has to clean up just to see her get her hands dirty when the hired help is at home. This dog pretty much owns this bitch and if only he could talk or operate a camera, we’d have much more interesting shit to post.

Either way, she’s got a new boyfriend, I don’t remember his name, he’s probably some poofter riding her celebrity like he was Zac Efron, because pretending to be straight for your career is what people do in Hollywood without realizing that we all know that everyone in hollywood are fags because straight guys are too busy working construction and fucking chicks to care about crying on screen for 1,000,000 dollars.

Here are those pics and I am not going to mention how fucking lame her t-shirt is…or the fact that she thinks she’s Doctor Doolittle, because it’s pretty obvious that the bigger dog is a utility dog she uses to help her out. Otherwise he’d be in more than one picture. He’s like the slave dog she uses to help her get dressed like the midget who lives by me who has no hands who has one just like hers and it helps him open doors, cross streets, get things off high shelves and it keeps him company when no one will talk to him for being a midget with no hands.


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