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2007

19

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got cat-called. It was a pretty fucking funny situation because it happens to hot chicks all the time. You know dudes drive by and scream “Show me you tits” or “You’re hot” or “I wanna stick my dick so far in you it comes out you nose” or “How Much To Fuck You With a Condom While I am Having a Herpes Outbreak”, you know the standard public sexually harassment when you’re in a car making you invincible to helpless pedestrians… Well I was walking down the street drinking a beer and some motherfucker in his car with his friends slowed down and started screaming “Keep Walking Fatty”, I didn’t realize they were talking to me, sure I am fat and all, but not really fat enough to get abuse on the street, I didn’t really do anything about it, because I wasn’t really expecting shit and by the time I realized what happened they were gone so I just came home and emotionally ate my pain away like the girl I saw in a coffee shop earlier today who was actually really fucking fat and she was sitting at the cash ordering a piece of cake and a pretentious coffee while eating a fucking cookie to tide her over for the 3 minute wait. It was pretty fucking hot and hit a little too close to home…


Someone Made a Poll about Me Being Fatter than Perez. I think you should vote….20 people already have because that’s the kind of pull I have…
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Either way, here are my links:

Some Lunatic Pulling Tops Off and Pantsing Chicks and It Is Amazing…
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Jordan Says Her Sex Life is Like a Horror Movie…I Believe it I’ve Seen Her Kid
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Britney Spears Walking Around Her House in Her Underwear Yesterday and It is Disgusting
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Bam Margera swung by the Maxim offices to do a countdown of his top 5 worst injuries!
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Play the Boob Match Game….
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Heidi Montag Performs Her New Song and Makes Britney Look Like a Fucking Star. This Shit is Embarrassing…
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Some Dude Gets Tasered at Some John Kerry Appearance
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Emmy Rossum’s Panty Upskirt
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Some Chick Pissing and Getting Her Hair Done By Her Friend Picture
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Some Chick With Hot Tits Takes the Snake Test..
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Sex Scene Clip
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Some Girl Blows Shit Up in Her Underwear
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Courtney Love is Dating Pete Doherty. Together They Make Any Bed Smell Like Shit…
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Her Legs
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The hand job…Is Not A Lost Cause….
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Katherine Heigl is SMOKIN’…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Rihanna Pictures because She’s Fucking Hot
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Some Dude and His Wife Fall Down The Stairs
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Michelle Bass Gallery Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Has a New Cock…and It’s Not The One She’s Been Hiding in Her Pants All These Years
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Slutz Fashion Dolls Parody Video cuz I Love Sluts
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Nuts Magazine Posts All kInds of Celeb Nipple Pictures and Here They All Are
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Liz Hurley is a Sexy French Maid Video
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Some Fat Chick With Weird Shit on Her Tits – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Rihanna Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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Some Dude Drinks Beer Out of His Shoe
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Nicole Richie Eating Hamburgers
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Some Fat Dude Vibrating
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Here’s a Summer at the Beach Compilation
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Some 13 Year Old Model Hired as the Spokesperson for Australia Fashion Week
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Some Pics of a 72 Year Old Bodybuilder
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Some Dude Going Crazy With Some Bouncy Balls
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J.Lo is 12 Months Pregnant…I Mean Weeks… I Mean Even if It Was Months Would You Really Give a Fuck
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Some Pimp My Donkey Video
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Some Busty Chick Flashing Her Tits on Webcam
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Axe Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Hot Asian Club Girls Video
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Some Women Of Playboy Presents Alana Cragin Pics
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Some Idiot Let’s His Friends Brand Him Video
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Jared Leto Lost 14 Lbs By Fucking…
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Mark Ronson’s New Music Video
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Some Demi Moore Sex Scene
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Hilary Swank Joins the Circus…in Shorts…I think She’s the Bearded Man Or Some Shit…
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Music Video Called “Show Us Your Tits” by Blestnation With Tits in It…
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Some Asian Chick Shows Off Her Huge TIts
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Drunken Paris Hilton Climbs a Fence
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Some More Drunken Paris Hilton Pictures
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A Group Of Girlfriend Flashing Together
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Amy Winehouse Will be Dead Very Fucking Soon…There Are Pictures of Her Getting a Surprise Delivery This Past Weekend
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Dania Ramirez’s Cleavage at the Emmy Awards
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Owen Wilson Got Fired By Ben Stiller After Suicide Attempt
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Some Dude Punches His Naked Wife
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cate Blanchett’s Ass Isn’t Really Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Ashley Madison in a Bikini
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Carmen Electra Shows Off Her Tits
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Rosie Pisses Off Oprah … I love Lesbian Fights…
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And Rosie Writes About Pissing Off Oprah in Her Insane Code She Calls Writing
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Some Hippie Gets Attacked By a Police Dog..Fuckin’ Hippies
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Drunk Friends Acting Crazy and Topless Together
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Keira Knightley Says She’s Fat in Hollywood
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Kanye West is a Bitch and Says Pam Anderson Disrespected His Relationship
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Some Sophie Howard in a Bikini Pics
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Dave Grohl Hates Paris Hilton Too
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Vanessa Hudgens is Now Single…Because Zac Efron’s a Fag
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Some Abigail Clancy in Her Panties
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Thainee is Some Asian Porn Site That Gets An 84
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Vagina Balloon Video Will Change You Fucking Life
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If You’re Lookin’ For Sluts…This is Where You’ve Gotta Go
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Some Chick Sunbathing Nude Video
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Use This Spray to Get Laid – Because We Know Your Looks Can’t Make It Happen
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2007

18

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Leticia of the Day

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Girls taking off clothes in attempts to get famous or to make money is kinda my thing, so I decided that I should cover the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalists and give my little review of each girl in the running because I feel like I am about as classy as the chicks who sign up for this shit, which isn’t saying much about me….

This is Leticia, by looking at her I first thought she was going to be the big winner,and I still think she is going to win because her look is unique, the blond hair, tight body full lips, hot tits that I have never seen before, except for maybe in every magazine, porn and even a poster I had growing up that had 10 chicks posing in thongs and had some caption that said something like “Rear Admiral” because they were in captain’s hats or some shit…

So this body and face of a pornstar and is really what we’re looking for in Hometown Hottie competitions, we don’t really want girls that look like the girl next door, because the girl next door has a glass eye and is on crutches.

I generally don’t like pornstar looking girls, but she’s all Eastern European looking and Eastern Europe reminds me of rationed bread, juggling bears and mail order brides, and nothing in life is better than being able to buy a wife that looks like this, especially since the Hometown Uglies in your hometown don’t even give you the time of day,so you better start saving your allowance now, loser.

I am sure that before she got into this modeling that she was involved in many wet t-shirt contests, she just looks like that kind of girl. Maybe she was one of the Coors Light chicks at the bar or the chick handing out toilet paper samples and your local wholesale club, doing whatever she could for the dream and now she’s working for some televised wrestling show where all the washed up wrestlers from the WWE go, making her not much of a Hometown Hottie at all, but more of a career slut who shows off her body and who needs to back the fuck off and give the other girls a chance….

She’s also got a boyfriend and everyone knows that even if you have a boyfriend you should pretend you don’t so that the people voting can think they have a chance in having unprotected sex with you…it’s simple fucking marketing and she fucked up but she does look like the kind of girl who would give you in having unprotected sex with her while her steroid boyfriend is at the gym, but only if you promise her fame.

That said, I’ll make you famous, bitch!

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2007

18

Sep

I am – Pamela Anderson in a Bikini in Malibu of the Day

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I guess Pam Anderson doesn’t realize that her prime ended when Baywatch was still on the air and ever since then it’s been this downward spiral of fake tit removal, fake tit replacement and a haggard old catcher’s mitt of a face that reminds me of the lady who works at the Salvation Army where I buy all my used panties for my used panty collection. I am weird like that.

Pam Anderson can’t seem to get herself out of a fucking bikini. Every week there are new pictures of her half naked and although half naked is good, I find this shit desperation like a Britney Spears comeback performance. At first I just thought she went insane and got a bikini grafted onto her because it is such a part of who she is, but then I realized that that was a stupid thought and that she is just like the local stripper, who was the star performer ten years ago, you know the one who everyone wanted the lap dance from and you’d never get a chance to touch her tits because she was always in the back working, who now still works the same club, holding onto a dream, remembering the good years while chain smoking at the bar hoping that someone will either remember her and take her for a dance the sake of a fantasy they never lived out, or that all the other girls get taken in the back and she’s the last man standing. She knows she’d be better off working as a receptionist or at the cosmetics counter of the Pharmacy but stripping is all she knows.

Here are some Pam Anderson bikini ass pics for you to live out the fantasy from the past when she was actual relevant, hot and wanted by all. Before she had two washed up losers fighting over her. Around the time of the sex tape, but all things aside, she has an amazing ass and I’d still do her, her big tits and her hepatitis ridden vagina.


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2007

18

Sep

I am – Penelope Cruz’s Cousin and Sister at the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz’s family on the beach somewhere without Penelope Cruz. I have posted about her sister Monica Cruz before, she’s sin the thong, but I have no idea who the topless chick is. The message board I steal my pictures from say that it’s her cousin and it doesn’t really matter who she is, all that matters is that she is living the life, sitting on the beach all thanks to Penelope’s hard work. I guess this is a lot like when they were living in Spain as kids and they’d sit at home all day and send Penelope off to mow lawns, clean houses, work at the local cafe so that when she got home they could steal her paycheck and buy themselves ice cream.

Reality is that I don’t care how she’s related to Penelope Cruz because I just like topless beaches and would post that shit whether bitch was famous or not. I have this fantasy of grandeur, living the life with an above ground pool and a backyard where my stepdaughter and her friends will tan topless while I just sit back and drink beer. All the 18-20 year old hot girls will come over to take advantage of the only pool in the ghetto and I will be a happy fucking man….

I guess the point of this post is that the cousin’s tits are uneven and there’s nothing sexier than bringing a bitch home, taking off her bra to find that shit was being balanced out with a pair of socks and you’re really dealing with some one tit bigger than the other shit that is a lot like driving with a flat tire.

Here are those pics:


Related Posts:

Penelope or Monica Cruz Foot Fetish Pics
Penelope Cruz’s TIts Leaving the Gym
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz in a Short Dress

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2007

18

Sep

I am – Penelope Cruz's Cousin and Sister at the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz’s family on the beach somewhere without Penelope Cruz. I have posted about her sister Monica Cruz before, she’s sin the thong, but I have no idea who the topless chick is. The message board I steal my pictures from say that it’s her cousin and it doesn’t really matter who she is, all that matters is that she is living the life, sitting on the beach all thanks to Penelope’s hard work. I guess this is a lot like when they were living in Spain as kids and they’d sit at home all day and send Penelope off to mow lawns, clean houses, work at the local cafe so that when she got home they could steal her paycheck and buy themselves ice cream.

Reality is that I don’t care how she’s related to Penelope Cruz because I just like topless beaches and would post that shit whether bitch was famous or not. I have this fantasy of grandeur, living the life with an above ground pool and a backyard where my stepdaughter and her friends will tan topless while I just sit back and drink beer. All the 18-20 year old hot girls will come over to take advantage of the only pool in the ghetto and I will be a happy fucking man….

I guess the point of this post is that the cousin’s tits are uneven and there’s nothing sexier than bringing a bitch home, taking off her bra to find that shit was being balanced out with a pair of socks and you’re really dealing with some one tit bigger than the other shit that is a lot like driving with a flat tire.

Here are those pics:


Related Posts:

Penelope or Monica Cruz Foot Fetish Pics
Penelope Cruz’s TIts Leaving the Gym
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz in a Short Dress

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2007

18

Sep

I am – Exclusive Paris Hilton Partying Pictures of the Day

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So these pictures magically landed in my inbox today. I feel like Perez Hilton only fatter. They are of Paris Hilton rocking out Drunk Sunday Night at the club LAX for some DJ AM weekly event called Banana Split. They are trying to be cool by booking all the latest hipster acts, but reality is that DJ AM can’t be cool no matter how hard he plays his shitty played out top 40 of the last 30 years bar mitzvah party mix in exclusive limited edition sneakers. Even while Paris Hilton gets drunk and rocks out in the corner of the club making all the people who worked greased the bouncer to get in feel like they are really part of something exclusive….can’t distract them from his shitty DJ set.

Either way, I thought that Paris isn’t supposed to be out drunk partying, she’s supposed to be changing the world or some shit, at least that was the plan after jail. I love seeing people make outrageous life-changing statements and within a few months throw them out the window. Like me everytime I say I am going to quit drinking when I wake up with a wicked hangover, or my wife saying how she’s going to lose weight this year because it’s the year, or my stepdaughter saying she is going to go dyke or give up sex because she doesn’t want to get knocked up again or get AIDS…

Speaking of Lesbians, Paris reminds me of this time I had to shit really badly so I ran into this strip club in the seedy part of town because I figured why not get a lap dance while I am at it, so I bust into the place run to the bathroom when I am done, walk out to find that all the girls are a little burly. I chose the hottest one I could find but she was still fucking tranny looking, but It turned out it was because it was tranny night and I only realized when in the lap dance booth about 30 seconds in and bitches beard rubbed up against my face. I cut shit down to only one song, because its tits were pretty decent implants and it woulda been awkward running out mid-song. Either way, Paris has this tranny thing about her, she’s got these big hands and feet, she craves constant attention, she got a tranny face and she dances like a tranny. It is possible that she was born with both parts, who knows what kind of prescription drugs her ex-prostitute lookin’ wallet-fucking mom was on while knocked up making for all kinds of birth defects.

I guess what it all comes down to is that she’s having a good time, the people love her and she looks like she’s put on 20 lbs and is hiding it under a colorful potato sack. I want to fuck her blond model friend who isn’t really her friend but making strategic career choices to get herself famous…..here are those exclusive pics.


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2007

18

Sep

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2007

17

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing to talk to you. I could stay on the street and get arrested for breaking shit, try to find the after parties no one wants me at or go to the hospital and sober up with people in desperate need of seeing a doctor. I only met one dude and his story freaked me out so much that I had to get the fuck out of there as fast as possible, realizing that my hospital hang out was a shitty idea, but now that I look back on the shit it’s all pretty funny. He was at a friend’s party and got drunk. They decided it would be funny to shove pool balls up his ass to see how many he could get in. I don’t know what kind of party this was, but I do know that dude wasn’t sitting. He told me that he got 3 in his ass and couldn’t get them out. After trying everything he ended up in the ER. His biggest worry wasn’t that he had pool balls in his ass or that his friends thought it was funny for him to shove pool balls in his ass, he was concerned about how mad his friends parents are going to be when they realize 3 balls are missing from the set.

I figured that story would hit close to home…now click on my links….thanks…

Let’s Hope OJ Goes to Jail This Time…So That His Girlfriend’s Big Tits Can Go Back Into Ugly Chick Porn….Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who’d You Rather – Emmy Awards
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Lindsay Lohan is Addicted to Sex
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Rachel Hunter Launches New Swimwear Line
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Trishelle – The Serial Party Slut and Useless Reality Star is On Steve-O’s New Show Dr. Steve-O, in a Bikini…
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Trishelle on Dr Steve-O Beating Up Some Dude With Raw Chickens On Her Hands With a Nurses Uniform
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Some Chick Named Daniela Cicarelli Half Naked in VIdeo
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Some Chick Named Kerry Katona’s Showing Off Her Massive Big Tits
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Naked Chick Named Alice – On the Rocks
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Some Car Show Sluts
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Justin Timberlake Slaps a Photographer Like a Girl Video
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Elisha Cuthbert May Have a Sex Tape
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Here’s a Lion Hugging a Human Video To Make You Feel Warm and Fuzzy…Fag
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Some Pink Topless Pics
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Some Cop Getting Shot Video
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Jessica Simspon Leaving the Gym
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Nicole Narain is the Bitch Colin Farrell has a Sex Tape With…This is her 1/2 Naked
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Britney Is Losing Custody of her Kids
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Some Asshole in Greece Treats His Wife Like a Dog
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Some Drunk Bouncer Falls Off a Moving Car In Some Stupid Prank
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Paris Hilton Showing off Some Tit or At Least Trying To…
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Some OJ Audio Recording Because TMZ Set Him Up
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Beastiality Restaurant in Tokyo Lets You Fuck Your Animal of Choice that is Then Killed, Cooked and Eaten
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Nicole Richie Pregnancy Cleavage Pics
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Lesbians Do the Scissor Stance to the Scissor Sisters…So Poetic
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Some Avril Lavigne See Through Action
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Some Girl Next Door Named Dawson Miller Naked
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Some Dude Draws Asses, Dicks and Pussies and Turns Them Kid Friendly…
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Charlie Sheen’s Secret Daughter – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Drunk Chick Goes Insane in her Underwear and Humps The Pool Table, Shakes her Tits and Her Ass…
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Hot Beautiful Agony Video for You To Masturbate To Because Watching Girls Cum is Next Fucking Level
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Some Chick Named Haylee Hunter Posing Naked in Picture
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Rumer Willis Is Not As Hot As Her Mom Cleavage Pics
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Lucy Pinder Topless Shoot
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Some Girl Masturbates By The Pool
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Sister’s Bra
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Lookin For a GIrl With a Daddy Complex
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Dita Von Tease Naked Pictures
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Heather Graham Lesbian Scene from Some Movie…
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LeeLee Sobiesky’s Long Legs Because She’s 7 ft Tall
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Some Drunk Taxi Cab Confessions Talks About Sex and Kisses Her Friend
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Britney Spears is Banned From Chateau Marmont for Some Crazy Stunt Involving Smearing Food on Her Face
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Some Creepy Evangeline Lily Compilation Video
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Fox Bleeped out Sally Field’s War Speech because It’s the Emmy’s Not a Political Stage…Bitch.
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Jordan’s Tits Turn 29…She Turns 40
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Some Korean Kids Djing Better than DJ AM
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Some Kid Gets Hosed Down By Some Amusment Park Ride
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Some Girl Gets Tazared
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Milf’s Titty Bounce VIdeo
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Some Small Girl Gets Jumped By Some Classy Chicks For Stealing Their KFC
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Kelly Brook Lingerie Pictures
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Teri Hatcher Sang at an Emmy Party. I guess Britney Was Too Busy Losing Her Kids to Show Up
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LA Rag Mag – Went to the Emmies
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Some Japanese Baseball Brawl Gayness
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New Gwen Stefani Music Video That You Could Jerk Off to if She Was Hot
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Angelina Jolie Has Tried All Drugs..But Hated Pot
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Some Bitch Named Emily Scott in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings Her Bush to the Tyra Show
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Paris Hilton Has Some Young Boy Toy Who Will Walk Away From all This WIth Herpes
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Some Craziness and Pussy Lickin’ Goes Down at a Party
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2 Topless Teens have a Tickle Fight… VIDEO
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This Dude is Banging Paula Abdul
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Girl Has the Craziest Ride on a Sybian
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Some Dude Undresses His Girlfriend While She Sleeps
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Lohan’s Dad Sells His Story of His Reunion…This is What He Said
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Some Girl Licking Her Feet While Naked
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Photobucket Black Porn…
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More Photobucket Black Porn…
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Lots of Photobucket Self Shot Vagina Pics
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Some More Photobucket Nudity
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Insane Tits in this Cam Girl Video (nice dog too)
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Girl Wants to Style Her Bush Hair
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Young Girl Nked on Flotation Devices
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Disgusting Girl Bites the Head Off a Frog…
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Guys Get a Girl to Show them Her Box on the Beach
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Some Dude Isn’t Too Impressed By Chris Crocker The Transgendered Faker…
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Demi Moore is Hotter than her Daughter
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Some Girls Massive Cans in Picture
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Ass Cracks in Ad Campaigns are a Good Thing…
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In Sick Porn Clips…This One is of a Daughter Getting Fucked on Her Mother’s Deathbed
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Stop It Or I’ll Squirt Gets and 80
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You Need To Get Laid – This is a Good Place to Start
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Use This Spray TO Get Pussy. It Worked For my Stepdaughter
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2007

17

Sep

I am – Cheryl Tweedy In a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to give back to the people every once in a while and this is one of those times. Cheryl Tweedy needs all the exposure she can get because she’s pretty much a nobody who was once in a Spice GIrls revival band called Girls Aloud. It was such a revolution and amazing play on words that it reminds me of the time I accidentally walking into a french Metallica revival band called Mentallica. I didn’t read the sign properly because I don’t really know how to read very well and I figured getting to see Metallica on a small stage for 2 dollars was a good deal, even though I hate the band. When I got in I realized I was wrong but rocked out to broken the songs in broken english with a bunch of french dudes.

Either way, I am giving back to her by giving her exposure and acknowledging that she’s into exposing her body by wearing a see-through shirt and showing off some really big looking bra that I am not too sure she actually fills, but it looks like she’s stacked enough for a homosexual footballer who used to shower with Beckham to enjoy….

Here are those pics


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2007

17

Sep

I am – Some Emmy Award Coverage of the Day

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I wasn’t going to cover any Emmy Awards shit because the Emmy Awards are fucking lame and it was my attempt in protesting them. Reality is that I tried to watch them yesterday because I figured it would inspire me to hate the world more than I do or maybe even take the 4 hours of my life away from me. I promised a reader that I would live-blog but that didn’t happen. Life lesson, never trust a drunken Mexican.

I first tuned in on my neighbors TV during the pre-show red carpet shit and saw the fag from Queer Eye doing fashion play-by-play like it was a fucking sports show. I thought the concept was stupid and was forced to change channels, but that was after I saw lesbian Ellen and her wife who is not so lesbian but realizes that eating Ellen’s pussy is good for business, being interviewed. Ellen was a manic weirdo who must have been jacked on something and it made me question why we let Lesbians on TV.

I tuned in again for the opening performance that was some Family Guy shit, Stewie and the dog were singing about how shitty TV is, I think I laughed a few times but I was drunk and don’t really remember. I do know that I like Family Guy and think it’s the best written show, so I hope they won something.

Ryan Seacrest came on and didn’t make me or anyone in the audience even crack a smile. His jokes weren’t jokes and it was nice to see his Seacrest ship sink, I can only hope this continues in the next events he is involved in, because his demise is well deserved. He’s a 5 minutes of fame gone wrong situation, you know the kind of dude you hate that gets on some Dating Show but somehow turns it into years of success when his talent only should have got him to the elimination round….

The second Ray Romano came on was the second I turned the shit off. I hate his voice and seeing him on TV reminded me why I don’t watch TV. I used to go crazy everytime his show came on, I am talking throwing shit at the TV to make the pain stop.

I also kept catching my neighbor staring at me while rubbing his leg, and despite being all for dirty old men, I can’t accept dirty old men giving me the eye mainly because I am not into gay but also because I am disgusting looking and anyone giving me the eye whether man or woman is clearly fucked in the head and someone I don’t want to be around…I felt like I accidentally walked into some kind of secret gay man hook up zone like a public bathroom that fags use as a meeting place to fuck while their wives are out shopping or some shit…and despite it being more exciting than the Emmies, I still had to get the fuck out.

Here are some pictures of the event:

Christina Aguilera and Her Pregnancy Tits

Eva Longoria and Her Mexican Ass

Hayden Panettiere and Her Floppy Tits Hiding Under a Tent of a Dress I can only assume she wanted to wear adult sizes for once and this is the result

Heidi Klum is Living Beauty and the Beast

Jaime Lynn Sigler Brings Her Eating Disorder as Her Date

Jaime Pressly 4 Months After Letting The World Knows She Has Unprotected Sex By Having a Baby

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Fat Ass We All Know She Has…

Kaley Cuoco Because She’ll Never Be On TV Again

Katherine Heigl is the Big Winner…Literally…

Kristen Bell Because I Don’t Know Who She Is…

Lisa Rinna Because She Hasn’t Been on TV for a Decade…But Her Fake Tits Get Her Past Security…

Maria Menounos Because She’s Greek and Takes it in the Ass

Michelle Pfeiffer is Old But Still Hotter Than Anyone You Know…

Phoebe Price Because Her Dress Has Windows

Portia DiRossi Because She’s a Fake Lesbian and We Like Fake Lesbians Because It Means They Will Let Us Fuck Them While They Eat Out Their Friends…

Teri Hatcher Because She Banged Ryan Seacrest

I am sure there are more, but this took me long enough to do and I am over the Emmy Awards….

Bonus – Christina Aguilera Performance with Tony Bennett


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Christina Aguiler Half Naked Performance at Some Award Show
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