I don’t feel guilty looking at these pics if the girl is confident posting them. However, this shit’s gotta be illegal cuz a 16 year old rockin out in her underwear seems like something you shouldn’t be taking part in if you aren’t 16 or younger. I got a theory that if you pick up a young girl in the club never ask her how old she is, just the fact that she’s up in there is proof enough and you can go home with her, without worries. The doorman’s job is to approve the girls you can legally fuck…so if he does a bad job, you get to luck out. If you’re out in the playground lookin for dates, brother, you gotta switch up that strategy, cuz if not you’ll make my sexual offender of the day post, and I don’t think your mom would be too proud.

If you are wondering what pic I am talking about check the Myspace Profile Here

I didn’t feel right posting it, not cuz I am soft(figuratively) but because I don’t need to get arrested, again.

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There’s something about erotica and artistic nudes I don’t fully understand, it’s naked bodies all up against each other but the shit couldn’t get me hard even if I wasn’t impotent. Now, we know this bitch as the bikini clad host of Wild On, but like everyone she had to get a start somewhere. These pics are really old and I know nothin’ about her; other than the fact that you can see beaver in the last 2 pics.

Check out pics here

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The only person who reads this site sent me in a story about how Zach Braff and Summer from the O.C. are fucking. His name is Dipo and he’s from Nigeria, but I guess you already know that since you’re my only reader. Either way, I’d like to thank you for coming back over and over, without you, I’d be writing to myself, and it feels so much better having at least one fan, even if you are Nigerian. So thanks Dipo.

So, I go to some of the regular celebrity shitty blogs that are written but closet case homos, or full blown queens who are making up for the ridicule they endured in High School (you can never live that shit down can you, blogger?) and find out the story’s true. I thought this bitch was dating the dude from the OC who has given geeks everywhere a false sense of security in being a geek, yeah, I am talking to those very same closet case homosexual bloggers who think that watching Star Wars, reading comics and rockin’ a blazer over an ironic t-shirt while having an asthma attack gets you pussy, without realizing that it’s a fucking TV show and in all TV shows, the bitch has no choice but to date the loser, they pay her to, yes she’s like a hooker, something you should get used to, cuz that’s really the only pussy that you will get.

Either way, she filmed a movie with Zach “I make self-righteous movies about being a depressed rich jew boy” Braff in Montreal and their fucking is supposed to be a big secret so Summer’s 14 year old fans don’t freak the fuck out about her and Seth only pretending to be together, so I contact my celebrity stalking friend and he sends me these pics that clearly prove that this bitch is lettin’ Braff cum inside her open mouth and inside her open box and that’s only because celebrities don’t use condoms. That’s all I really have to say about that.

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I don’t know if this is real. I am hung over and don’t feel like commenting. I know that I have never seen this pic before and I also know nothing about photoshop, if I did, maybe this site would be a little hotter. Either way, this is a potential naked Paris on a boat, with another naked girl, and I fully support nudity, even when the bitch is fat. I just like to know what’s really up in a generation of Seven Jeans that make all asses look good. If that doesn’t make sense, it’s because I am hungover.

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Motherfuckers are biting my rhyme – and not in a good way. I just got an email from one of my boys telling me the AIM is launching some beta site. I want all you fools to check this shit out and tell me what you see. I think I deserve some royalties on this shit, even if I never and probably can’t patent my title system. I also didn’t invent the words “I” or “am”, but I still take offense. I don’t take this shit as a compliment….it kinda makes me sad. Email your friends who work for AOL and get me my mother fuckin’ payout. I will buy you a beer. Thanks.

Biters

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I am from the school that believes that even ugly dudes are capable of landing hot pussy, mainly because even hot girls think they are useless, fat and disgusting. If a guy plays off that insecurity and makes them believe that they are not quite good enough, it becomes pretty easy to seduce. The girl will turn landing you into a priority. I just gave you the trick to getting quality pussy. Now, there is no way that this dude ever got any cooter while growing up, no matter how rich his daddy may be, so in a lot of ways he’s a lot like you, only he figured out how to switch things up, make some money and play on a loney insecure singer’s emotional instability, and look at him now. Motherfucker is buying x-tina ice cream, while you are jerking off to pics of her licking the spoon. Funny how life works out, isn’t it.

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I guess the major change pregnancy has had on Britney, other than condemning her with the worst STD Kevin Federline’s testicles could produce is the fact that she can’t walk around without a bra anymore. For the longest time I was a huge fan of no-bra behavior, but that shit ended quickly when I saw how Britney’s tits hung. The benefit of her pregnancy, is that her tits are gonna need to be covered up for a little while, and not with just any bra, we are talking about a maternity bra that’s padded so that she doesn’t lactate all over the place. I have yet to taste a woman’s breast milk, all the bitches I get with are infertile due to drug use and HPV. HPV fucks up reproduction, too bad Britney’s HPV wasn’t active when shit with Sean Preston went down. However, it still hasn’t been determined as to what retardation he’s got, and you can be pretty sure the motherfucker is autistic or some shit.

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Remember that whole sex tape scandal, where we were all invited into Paris Hilton’s hotel room to watch her get fucked like a corpse and suck dick like a school girl. Well it looks like Paris is passin’ the torch/lollipop onto some other bitch, but not for too long. like all spoiled cunts, they don’t know how to share. I remember growing up I’d go over to this white kid’s house. Dude had all the hottest toys of the time, we’d sit down to play his Atari and by we I mean him, everytime I’d take a turn he’d freak the fuck out and take that shit away from me. So it would be days of watching him play his fucking Atari while I snuck into his parent’s liquor cabinet and got drunk, either way Paris is that spoiled person, she can’t even give her fucking friend a lollipop without taking that shit back. If you really sat down and thought about it, sharing a lollipop with Paris is dangerous. That bitch doesn’t use condoms and we all saw her sucking off the crackhead’s dick. I have seen my share of crackhead cock, and dude – I am telling you – I wouldn’t be sharing a lollipop with this bitch.

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The life lesson of the day is simple. Once you’ve completed a decade stint as a coke fiend whore-fucker, land yourself an innocent, hot, young, useless celeb who only got cast in films(slash)tv for her tits, knock the bitch up and make her your young, hot , useless celeb wife. Cheat on her and embarass her in public forcing her to divorce you, because that is the only thing she can do to maintain the minimal amount of self-respect she has left, but only do so when she’s knocked up the second time. You know that her hormonal embalance will make her come to her senses when it comes to poppin’ that fucker out, because no one wants to raise a baby alone. Work your way back in the scene after the pregnancy comes to an end, tell the bitch you’re sorry and that you fucked up, and welcome back your normal family unit. That’s the life lesson of the day. Not that it will matter to any of you, you’re probably incapable of making a woman fully fall for you. Come to think of it, have you even slept with a woman yet? Virgins get no respect, unless they are girls I drive home after swim meets, but I only respect them cuz they are 16.

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