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2019

28

Aug

AnnaLynne McCord Spread Legs of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…she is the dirt the TOTEM POLE is stuck into….sliding in and out of her and giving her a low level of celebrity that still gets her shot in paparazzi pics….

She was on 90210 the remake no one asked for..one of the early “redos” of old shows no one asked to have redone…and I guess that’s enough to continue half naked bullshit the paparazzi still take pics of becuase they are up against social media, and social media is winning…so bikini pics of irrelevant people is a tactic to offset that…I guess?

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2019

28

Aug

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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JOEY KING is nominated for an Emmy for playing Gypsy Rose Blanchard, which is one of the weirder stories turned documentary turned JOEY KING VEHICLE to break through to more people than the perverts who liked her in whatever pervert shit she was in before she turned 18….and now at 20…a hot commodity..thanks to the pressure her stage parents put on her and her sister HUNTER KING….cuz some parents are smart enough to turn their STDs into PROFIT….

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2019

28

Aug

Kim Petras Upskirt of the Day

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Kim Petras is some german pop singer who is having an UPSKIRT MOMENT as they call them…flashing what look like the thickest pair of underwear….

In the last three days, I’ve seen girls on the street, maybe the back to school college crowd, girls in JEAN shorts that were thinner fabric, exposing more pussy, that were worn as shorts and not under a skirt…and I don’t leave the house.

So I don’t consider his an actual upskirt. Unless there’s a pussy meat sandwich happening, this upskirt is not an upskirt…we are evolved as a people where we need LABIA to make an upskirt happen, otherwise it’s just some bitch in way too much protective clothing.

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2019

28

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Bikini of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks to a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..

But that would be seen as racist, that only a hot Puerto Rican can make it by sucking dick…

To that I say, if you’re gonna suck dick, it might as well be the dick of someone who can give you the best possible, easiest fucking, life…cuz any other dick would be selling your mouth short…and it’s really not a race thing, I am sure Puerto Ricans make it in the world without sex work, I mean they are Americans after all, and they aren’t all whores who take slutty pics of themselves in their 40s cuz it is all they know..

So that fucking her way to wherever she is, is specific commentary to THIS bitch, not based on her ethnicity, cuz I see one COLOR…WHORE COLOR…not skin color…either you’re a whore who sexualizes herself or commoditizes herself for personal gain….OR you aren’t…

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2019

28

Aug

Naked Running Lady Gets Tased and Other Videos of the Day

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Amazing TRUST Fail

Naked Dude Who Just Killed Three People…

Druk VS K9 Challenge

Swing Ride Fail

Cop Swerving

Smart Criminal Forgets her Kid a Scene of the Crimee

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always feel initially surprised when I see a trashy mom in spandex pants, a sports bra, rocking prison tats doing some back to school shopping with her illegitimate kid….or really any slutty mom of any socioeconomic background….whether in line at the welfare office…or lunching at a trendy restaurant after her private pilates class…..

Forgetting that if she’s been pregnant, she’s a ho for sho….you know cum up in her, dripping out of her, some sticking….whether she looks like the kind of girl who had one too many abortions that she had to have the kid…or it was family planning to trap a rich dude….women…including your mom…is a fucking pervert….a creampie loving pervert…

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The Baseball Player Who is Not Justin Bieber….
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Man Caught By Wife Cheating….
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Zooey Deschanel’s Expensive Beach House
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Cops Car Racing…
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Stan Lee’s Psycho Daughter Says Disney Treated Her Dad Like Shit
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Nigerian Teens Make Sci-Fi Film on Smart Phone
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Fat Ashley Graham in a Bathing Suit..
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Mazda Dealership Goes Viral with a Terrible Old Town Road Commercial….
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Why the Drinking Age is 21
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Councilman Against Hosing Down Feces…
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2019

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a handicapped girl at the mall in a push up bra with her tits out, she was missing a limb or had a gimp arm and a limp, but those tits were something special..something to work with…because I am an optimist and see the glass half full…there may not be hand jobs, it may be more stump fisting, but the titty fuck would make all that weirdness a good time, a story to tell..not a nightmare you’d expect it to be…

When it comes to great tits, dudes will ignore all ailments to grab them, fuck them, suck them…..

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Apparently, even if that ailment is a dick now that everyone is trans…a dick they are willing to face off with for the tits…at least that’s what they say to cover up their homosexuality, they can’t fully admit it to themselves, so they fuck dudes who take female hormones, the gateway to gay, but they pretend they are so fucking straight that since he has tits…they focus on how hot the tits are….like “i took that dick so good cuz of its tits man…the tits were just too good”….and we’d almost believe it…cuz we’d do a lot for tits…except maybe suck a dick…you trickster…

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Fat as Fuck TOWIE Star in a FAT FUCK BATHING SUIT
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Gigi Hadid Visible Nips with HALSEY
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Aggressive R/C/ Copter…..
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Sad Story – An Asshole Threw his Dog and his Chair Out on the Side of the Road and the Dog WAITED for him to come back….fucking asshole.
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Megan Fox in Shorts
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Rappers have HOOD day at 6 Flags
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Jared Leto – Cult Leader
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Debbie Gibson – ALIVE and OLD
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Ambulance Causes a Crash
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Kourtney Kardashian See Through
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Glacier Collapse
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Annabella Sciorra on Weinstein the Rapist
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New Border Wall in Arizona
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NICE TEETH
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The Janitor who Created Flaming Hot Cheetos is Getting a Movie
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Farrah Abraham Have Them Titties Out with her Daughter
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Bear Moves a Bison
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Hail Destroys Windshield…
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Chihuahua Recovers from Being Shot by Cops – Wow…
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Future Hit with Paternity Suit
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Car Chase of the Day
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Miley Cyrus New Tattoo and Post Break-Up Song – BORING…
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Base Jump Goes Bad
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J.Lo Trying to Be ot
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Emeraude Cleavage
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2019

27

Aug

Rita Ora Fully Pussy of the Day

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Rita Ora must be looking for a new record deal..

What the fuck is wrong with the edges of RITA ORA’s pussy?

Is this what pussy meat actually looks like?

I am trying to cross reference every vagina I’ve ever seen and I don’t think they ever look as well-done….overcooked, mangled and destroyed.

I think it her asshole may have been bleached too hard, leaving scar tissue, or ANAL cancer…from the HPV from record producer dick creeped up on that shit…

I’d say it was bold, but from the day she brought her tits out for the first time, introduced to America by her boyfriend…ROB KARDASHIAN….so you know exactly ha kind of girl she is…one willing to do all it takes to get that popstar life she’s trolled her way into having…

Here she is in some see through shit…weird pussy meat girl…got great tits…and great tits help erase the memory of weird pussy meat…on some Men in Black shit…which I assume she likely fucked cuz that’s the kind of girl her pussy meat makes me think she is….

That said, I think I should start a Beef Jerky line called PUSSY MEAT….

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2019

27

Aug

Salma Hayek Drowns Again of the Day

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Salma Hayek back again with more Drowning Porno I guess that’s a big deal to someone out there who loves Salma Hayek and her monster titties….and that someone is probably you….not that I mind this drowning bathing suit erotica she’s been posting for the last week…I mean her tits are substantial enough to get her a billionaire husband and a lucrative career as an actor….they are great tits…and they got her a far better turn out than a Mayan working a taco stand in Cancun for white people on Spring Break….they allowed her to steal your jobs in America….while becoming the Salma Hayek we all know…but she’s old..and no matter what that will always overpower a great tit and almost cancel it out.

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2019

27

Aug

All the Tits at the MTV VMA’s of the Day

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I am very out of touch, which is funny, since I post pop culture, social media based bullshit celebrities, most that I’ve never heard of….

I prefer the idea of being off in a remote cabin in the woods, with no screens, or phones to stare at the sky for the rest of time, than to know the latest meme an influencer is promoting, that is both relatable, humorous and current….

The internet was a fascinating concept to me in the 90s, thanks to all the nudes and sluts on the internet and I had a consisten fun time trolling….

I do not keep on top of MTV award shows, when MTV has been dead for the last 5-6 years thanks to slow moving adapting to the internet, when they could have easily been Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, any of the big players they probably have stock in, I mean Viacom’s gotta be invested in a lot more shit than MTV, but they definitely took a really fucking long time to become relevant on the internet which is the easiest place to become relevant when you have that Viacom money…

I also hate Award shows awarding idiots awards all for marketing hype….too much classism, like they aren’t more important than us because they are dancing monkeys on screen or because the people tell us they are more important than us…

None of this really matters in the grand scheme of the world, just noise to sell ads against, to sell products, to make money….they are evil corporations..

So I avoid all this shit, it is not fun, there is no insight, it’s nonsense…but I don’t mind posting the tits at the event cuz I like tits, whether it is famous or not, they are all equally more important than non-tits.

Adriana Lima with the wet look..