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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

Nov

Miley Cyrus and Her Stage Humping Videos of the Day

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You don’t really realize the damage you do to a little whore when you’re a Disney exec and she’s 14 and in your office willing to do whatever she has to do to you since it is in the contract, until you see her taking the dance you taught her to her stage performance in front of 100s of ten year olds in leather shorts.

It’s like you can’t molest a teenage girl and not expect her to start thinking her only value is a little whore and the whole thing probably gets you excited because you know you created this.

I know this video was from a while ago, but I had no choice but to post it because it is so inappropriate and a sign of what’s to come as these ten year olds watching start getting their periods and takin’ the Miley moves to teenage birthday parties at the bowling alley and it all ends in teenage pregnancy, probably one of my favorite things…

Don’t worry, we’re not perverts for watching this, she’s a pervert for doing this and her and Disny are perverts for marketing this and making us watch this. We are just slaves to the corporate machine and Miley is their tool.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Stage Humping

2009

Nov

Gretchen Rossi Demonstrating How She Pisses of the Day

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This is some bottom feeder that you have no business knowing by name because she is really that useless and from some Reality TV bullshit, but she is the kind of nobody who I call paparazzi chasers, whether she tips them off as to where she is going to be, or she follows them around like they are famous and she’s the paparazzi, just in hopes there’s a slow day so that motherfucker can catch her simulating pissing like the dog she is, or doing the other really lame stunts she’s pulled over the last few months she’s been pretending to be famous.

It is girls like this who are making celebrity and hollywood worse than a fucking trailer park not that I really remember a time when people who didn’t deserve to be famous were famous, but I do know that it is getting out of hand and can only hope the apocalyse hits Southern California before getting to me, so I can watch the end and smile satisfied before the locusts or tsunami get me…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Clown|Gretchen Rossi

2009

Nov

Tyra Shows Halle Berry Her Feet of the Day

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I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tyra Banks

2009

Nov

Model Lily Cole Gets Rejected from a Club of the Day

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Lily Cole is one of those models who gets a ton of fucking work and thinks she’s all fucking that because she spent her entire youth as the tall awkward lookin’ bitch growing up, because she is tall and awkward, but some gaylord in a fashion company decided she had what he needed because she looked fucking strange and it worked with his concept, and all the fucking drones followed his lead giving her more and more work, making her more and more money, and feeding this ego that makes her think she’s not that awkward girl in her school, cuz someone who doesn’t fuck women gave her the stamp of approval and she gets paid for the fuckin’ shit.

So when I see her try to get into a club by the backdoor, because she thinks people care and know who she is, since she’s a model who shouldn’t be a model but who let being a model get to her head and make-up for all the teasing she grew up with, and she gets rejected, I have no choice but to laugh cuz it serves her right…it’s karma for being so ugly and stupidly dressed but thinking you’ve got it going on. I guess we call this a reality check…

If you don’t know who Lily Cole is – Here she is Modeling Naked.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Rejection

2009

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Event of the Day

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Blake Lively made the right choice when deciding what to wear at whatever event this is and I think that should be acknowledged because most girls don’t grasp the basic thing that makes them look hot when they leave that house and that’s wearing as little clothes as possible.

Blake Lively’s got a seriously shitty face, but put her in short shorts to show off her long legs and a blazer without a shirt like she was me on my way to a job interview showing off her fat tits makes me want to Gossip with her girl.

The whole thing makes me forget that I can’t stand this bitch or the show she is on or everything she encompasses as a person because she makes girls think they deserve the good life, pretty much eliminating me as a seducer, but the good news is that I’m too lazy to be a seducer and the better news is that you can jerk off to this bitch without even knowing the bitch or listening to her talk or having to stare into her weathered face wondering whether she’ll jump on your dick or not. Sex without contact makes for good times.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

Nov

Jenny Mollen and Ellen Woglom Topless for TV of the Day

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I had never heard of either of these whores before today, but I figured since they were getting topless on TV shows that I’ve never heard of becuase they are spin-offs of movies that won an Academy Award called Crash because it touched on racism and LA that I’ve never seen because I just asshumed some asshole greased the Academy with either money or bribes that would ruin some of the judges lives or some shit…is worth noticing…because tits on TV is a relatively new concept that I’d like to see stick around, because I remember a time Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue’s bare ass got fucking censored and was consider too explicit despite being totally offensive…and because I love seeing bottom feeding actresses who I know would rather stay clothed but need work so they get naked…

Either way, it turns out that one of these bitches is named Jenny Mollen and she is married to Jason Biggs. She was on a show called Angel, so you virgins are probably excited that the man who taught you it was okay to fuck pies is married to a girl you used to think about when fucking those pies….I guess she’s trying to pave her own way and make her own money because the idea of letting Jason Biggs get her pregnant scares her as it is not part of the get famous quick plan that marrying him was a huge part of…or maybe it is real love and he’s broke from burning all his American Pie money on Horseracing and bootlegging liquor. Who really gives a fuck…I know I don’t…

The other bitch is named Ellen Woglom chick is a solid 10 years younger than Mrs Biggs. She is just starting out and her IMDB screams doing as much nudity as possible to get noticed because your gigs aren’t saying much about your capabilities as an actor…..
Now here are those clips from the show Crash.

Jenny Mollen:

Ellen Woglom:

Posted in:Ellen Woglom|Jenny Mollen|Topless

2009

Nov

Christina Ricci and her Tit Window of the Day

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I’m not sure if I see nipple through the window Christina Ricci had built into her dress to prove to us that she didn’t amputate all of her tit and still has enough to get by, but I think I do. I guess when she decided it was time to slaughter her tits a few years ago because she had an eating disorder and they didn’t compliment the anorexic body she was looking for since child stars are all fucked in the head like Michael Jackson, she instructred the plastic surgeon to keep them on, because having nippleless tits like Barbie is for Breast Cancer survivors and not 20 somethings who will need to get naked on screen for the rest of her life in order to get work since she’s no quite as cute as she was in Mermaids, The Addam’s Family and Casper, you know back when she was relevant and even an “It” girl and I don’t really give a fuck either way but maybe you do and I guess that’s why I do this.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Ricci|cleavage

2009

Nov

Eliza Dushku Showing Off her Black Lovin’ Panties of the Day

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I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|Panties

2009

Nov

Joanna Krupa Naked for Playboy of the Day

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Joanna Krupa has been trying to solidify herself as famous or relevant by taking her clothes off for the last 8 years and the best job that she’s got in all those years is a gig on Dancing with the Stars, something designed for has-beens who had no more hope of making a comeback or having a career but did have a lot of time on their hands and were desperate to find something to keep themselves busy due to the suicidal thoughts they were constantly having and their therapists orders because otherwise they’d be found hanging from the rafters, cuz they sold their soul to the devil so many years ago, thinking their peak was just the beginning and nothing would get lower than that and now they are paying like they were Lindsay Lohan by humilating themselves thru dance.

So instead of being someone who became a nobody holding on for sanity on a show that happened to get famous, she was an actual nobody who figured the show would help get her out having no work, despite her willingness to show off her fake tits, since she did spend her yearly income on them in hopes of making more money as a bottom feeder, you know titties as a tool to get noticed….and now she’s doing December 2009 Playboy, because when people are watching and you are a household name for the first time in your life…you gotta pull all the stops and really saturate the market with you.

The only problem I have with this bitch getting naked for fame like she always had, hopefully with a better outcome now that she’s a household name, is that she’s not flashing her fucking pussy.

Posted in:Fake Tits|Joanna Krupa|Naked|Playboy

2009

Nov

Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

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Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy.

Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.

The real point of all this is to say I think I love Britney’s mom of two body. Sure she’s on a strict diet and workout program and her nights are spent dancing her ass off like well oiled machine on its last legs that she is, and I know the second that stops she’ll look like a real white trash southern mom is supposed to, but until that happens we should take this in and love it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Australia|Bikini|Britney Spears