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2009

05

Jun

Marilyn Manson Shaves Nazi Symbols in Stoya’s Pubic Hair of the Day

I linked a story the other day about Marilyn Manson dating pornstar Stoya, because pornstar pussy is the closest pussy gets to dead pussy, from the smells to the loose fit, to the cold dampness, to the diesease, bacteria and magots, I mean other than digging up a dead body or sneaking into the mortuary, you sick Goth fuck.

Anyway, they are already causing controversy because Marilyn Manson claims to have shaved a Swastika into her pubic hair, even though he’s a Jew, or at least looks so much like a Jew that there is no way he isn’t a Jew, cuz I guess he’s self-hating, trying to be shocking, or into fucking Nazi pussy and who the fuck really cares.

They only thing I’m getting out of this story is self hatred for not having dated a pornstar at least once in my life, because I have never had a girl let me shave her pussy, or shape her pussy hair specifically for me. I remember buying my wife a bikini wax kit and having her let me try it out on her, but that she ended in a bloody burnt pussy mess, I’m talking actual scaps and blood, making us never really venture down that road again, not to mention fat chicks don’t like maintaining their shit, mainly because no one fucks them, but also because they’ve given the fuck up on life and are too fucking lazy to try to reach around their stomachs to get to the shit.

Here’s the story if you care….

MARILYN MANSON CUSTOMISES HAIR

Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika, a symbol used by the Nazis, into his new porn star girlfriend Stoya’s pubic hair.

Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika into his new porn star girlfriend’s pubic hair.

The controversial rocker – who has been involved in an on/off relationship with ‘The Wrestler’ actress Evan Rachel Wood – is dating Serb-Scottish adult movie star Stoya, who allows him to customise her intimate body hair.

He said in an interview with Britain’s The Times newspaper: “I drew it on with blue eyeliner. I had to call the hotel, ‘Can I have a protractor, please?’ It was 6am. But you’ve got to line it up properly. You know?”

However, the ‘Beautiful People’ singer insists his relationship with the 22-year-old brunette is not serious.

He explained: “Do I have a girlfriend? Yes. No. But I’m single.

“I have a bruise. It goes from here to here. I don’t know where it came from. That means I had a good night. Loose women – I’m intoxicated with loose women.”

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Here are some pictures of Stoya cuz she’s got that Alt model, Gothic, Sasha Grey, Young and Unconventional porn shit going on that is going to make her a big star in today’s porn world especially with all these lame gothic scandals

Posted in:Marilyn Manson|Pubic Hair

2009

05

Jun

Kate Bosworth is Getting Out of Cars of the Day

Kate Bosworth is one of those girls who I never really bothered noticing and I am really not sure why. Maybe she hasn’t been in enough movies I’ve seen. Maybe the paparazzi don’t follow her around enough, maybe she doesn’t really have enough scandlas, but she I am falling in love. This is exactly what a girl should look like, even though she’s not showing off anything, not flashing anything, not slipping anything, she looks clean and like the kind of girl you wouldn’t wish you used a dental dam on when you spend the day licking her pussy.

So if you don’t look like this, or your girl doesn’t look like this, you best print these pictures and bring it to your plastic surgeon, or post it on your fridge, cuz otherwise it’s just not worth living. Seriously. Kill yourself.

Posted in:Hot|Kate Bosworth

2009

05

Jun

Bar Rafaeli in GQ of the Day

These GQ pictures remind me a some 1970’s erotic film kick only not very erotic at all.

A bunch of years ago I was working in construction with a friend of mine and we were doing demo on a house. We got the plaster off one wall and noticed a metal tin. We opened it up and found a handful of love letters than I guess were sent to this guy over the course of a decade from some girl and in those erotic love letters about missing each other, and classy sexual references because it was the 60s and they didn’t say shit like “Rape your gaping asshole while choking you out with a rubber cock as my friend pissed on your face”, you know like we do today when we are trying to express our love to our long lost mistresses, girlfriends, or whatever this “secret” love affair was.

The highlight of the tin was a series of topless photos of the chick and at least 4 or 5 tufts of her pubic hair in various letters, mainly because I had never seen pubic hair from the 60s, and it as nice to see how little it has changed over the years, but also because sniffing it made me cum pretty fast when jerking off to it, I just hope the pubic hair once belonged to a woman, cuz otherwise that’d make me gay, right?

Either way, here’s Bar Rafaeli in Italy GQ.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|GQ

2009

05

Jun

Emma Watson in Some Fake See Through Lookin’ Fetish Dress of the Day

The only reason I am posting this is because we’ve all watched her grow up and I know that whenever I catch myself checking out a girl I knew when she was 10, I feel nice and fucking creepy but not as creepy as you the first time you watched the Harry Potter movies and you thought about how hot she’s going to look after puberty hit or at least that’s what you told yourself to justify why you were jerking off to a 12 year old wizard to make things less fucking creepy, motherfucker

Well it turns out that she’s not all that hot and her see through fetish dresss isn’t even see through, but the post is done, I can’t turn back now.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Mesh

2009

05

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi Video of the Day

It is no surprise the Gaga is making ou in the beginning of her video because paying a dude is really the only way I can imagine anyone making out with her weak chin, big nosed, monkey lookin’face. The fact that they are specking in some obscure language makes the whole thing more fucking annoying, but seeing her get killed made me cum.

Either way, you all know I hate Gaga. She’s a fake who is biting what the real electro-pop kids are doing in the art scene in New York, and the lies she says about having a performing arts show and being in the scene, is hysterical, because I’ve asked people and no one knows who she is or had ever heard of her, because she’s the kind of girl who no one fucking notices and no one cares about, until a heavy marketing budget gets pumped into her fat ass. Fuck her. Fuck her music. Fuck this video, even though the director killed it, but Gaga ruined it by being in it and by having a career.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Paparazzi

2009

05

Jun

Kristen Stewart in Some Photoshoot of the Day

I saw a girl last night who I had met a few weeks earlier. She wasn’t really my kind of girl in the sense that I don’t normally hang with cheesy hot chicks in the female line from the people who brought you “Affliction” clothing, who hangs with balding men, because I hate that shit, but she was fucking hot. Anyway, the last time I met her I had told her about my site and this time she came up to me to tell me that she actually went to the site and that she didn’t get it and she kept saying she didn’t get it. I was kinda thrown off because there’s really nothing to get, I post pictures of celebrities and I talk shit, but for some reason she couldn’t grasp it, in the same way that I can’t grasp this Kristen Stewart bitch and why everyone thinks she’s hot, or why she’s out doing this photoshoot trying to look sexy. I guess not everything is for everyone….

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Photoshoot

2009

05

Jun

Eva Longoria in some Bikini Bullshit Part 2 of the Day

I feel like I’ve already done this post, mainly because I have. I just figured you’d want to see the rest of the pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini, because you haven’t missed an episode of desperate housewives since shit started, either because you’re a pussy and your wife makes you do it, or because you have a pussy or wish you had a pussy and you’re just trying to relate to what pussy finds relevant and entertaining, or cuz you like lookin at this dirty Mexican’s hot little body.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Longoria

2009

05

Jun

Tila Tequila Being Sexy on Webcam of the Day

Keeping with her roots of a glorified cam girl, who managed to limit her cam shows to her rich myspace friends who would send her money to Paypal on her quest to be famous, Tila’s decided to give us a look at what people used to pay to see and she’s in lingerie and dancing like a stripper, humping the camera, shoving her tits in ther camera and it’s pretty fuckin’ hot, despite the constant hate I send the bitch on twitter, more girls need to know their place like Tila do.

Posted in:Hot Video|Tila Tequila

2009

05

Jun

Audrina for Carl’s Jr of the Day

We don’t have Carl’s Jr here, but I used to have a friend who worked somewhere that got press packages from Carl’s Jr and everytime they’d release a burger they’d send him a cardboard cut out of it, and byt the looks of some of their burgers, you’d think just holding the cardboard cut out made you fuckin’ fatter. I used to get him to give me those cutouts so that I could torment my wife.

I’d put shit all over the house the days she announced she was going on a diet. I’d just bust it out randomly, because for her a burger was what pussy was for me, or what little boy ass is to a pedo.

I remember when we’d fuck, she’d make me put one of the burgers over my face and bitch would rock my cock better than normal, unfortunately, it’d make her hungry and she’d run out for a late night burger when I’d pass out and that was all part of her 150 pound weight gain.

It was all very fuckin’ fat, but not as fat as when she planned a solo trip to the states to experience the burger first hand and took pictures like she met the fuckin’ President or some shit.

Either way, they got Audrina to do the add, because despite having fat tits, her body’s rockin’ and a rockin’ body is a lot more appealing to market a burger than seeing some stretch-marked sloppy piece of shit of fat chick…

Yes, these are the same people that brought you Paris Hilton car wash.

Here’s their Alba commercial…

Here’s there Hot CHick on a Mechanical Bull commercial…

Here’s that Padma chick’s commercial….

And the Paris Hilton commercial….

Posted in:Ad|Audrina|Carl's Jr

2009

05

Jun

A Little Haylie Duff Walking Her Dog of the Day

It must suck being in her younger sister’s shadow. Not as pretty, not ass successful, not as well put together, forcing her to spend a life trying to prove herself to her family, and in this case, the world. So she goes out and gets a shitty nose job, thinking that’ll be the remedy to why she has never had work other than being on Hilary Duff’s payroll cuz she’s family, and I almost feel sorry for her, so sorry that I’d finger bang her ugly ass on the dancefloor while her dog watched. Not that that makes sense but I’m just waking up and hurting.

What does make sense is that the dog should be walking her. Or maybe that doesn’t make sense either. At this point nothing makes sense.

Posted in:Dog|Haylie Duff|Shorts