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2009

03

Mar

Jonas Brother Sex Tape of the Day

What are the chances that this Jonas Brother has a boner when these pictures were taken? If they are actually virgins, I’m thinking that it’s pretty fucking high and that makes me feel uncomfortable. You know because this is the closest dude’s had to sex, and this is pretty much what their sex tape would look like, unless he plays on the grey areas and jerks off on his girlfriend, or lets her go down on him, or titty fucks her, or does her up the ass, or does anything that isn’t vagina sex, but as far as I’m concerned this is some overly successful, bible thumping, Disney scam virgin showing the world how he gets busy.

They are rumored to be shopping for engagement rings in these pictures, I figure that was a spur of the moment decision that stems from blue balls and wanting to rip her fucking pants off and fuck her brains out. I am sure we’ve all been there before but it’ll be more unfortunate when they do get married and he does get to fuck and realizes what this girl actually looks like, you know because being fucking horny makes the weirdest things appealing, you know that cloud that comes with desperation will blow over about 10 seconds after he cums and you turn over to see who or what you just brought home from the bar or out of the dumpster and fucked, but in Jonas Brother’s case, who he sold his fucking soul and half of everything he owns to.

Not having sex is not natural, waiting for marriage is dated and even people back then didn’t wait til marriage, they just pretended to. Shit only works in Arab countries where the woman gets shot if she has no hymen, even if it popped riding a horse/bike or doing gymnastics.

Posted in:1968|Jonas Brother|Kiss|Sex Tape

2009

03

Mar

Gisele and Her Hard Nipples in Short Shorts of the Day

The rumor is that Tom Brady and Gisele had a secret wedding and I don’t really know why anyone really cares, I have no idea why them being married will have any real impact on anyone’s life, it’s not like we’re friends with the couple and they went off to Vegas or Mexico and came back hitched, I mean they are just people we see on TV and in magazines and shit and aren’t even real, so when I saw the story everywhere, I couldn’t help but think anyone who would talk about this in their everyday life, was seriously lacking substance and a life of their own, so to honor that opinion I wasn’t going to write about it, but then bitch goes out in short shorts with hard nipples and I am forced to, I am a weak man.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, she’s got a dick, from the neck up she looks like Fabio or Sean Penn in Fastimes, you know hard man features and a pointy scary face, but that body is pretty alright, the kind you’d fuck, even if it was pre-op.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Hard Nipples|Legs|Shorts

2009

03

Mar

The Chris Brown Miami Pictures With Some Bikini Ass of the Day

I haven’t really bothered posting on this Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together bullshit, because it’s obvious and expected and bullshit.

I am not going to go as far as say that this was some kind of publicity stunt, because I don’t really know the details, but I think it probably stems from dude hating the bitch for being a bigger fucking deal than him. But you know how abusive relationships work, at least I know how abusive relationships work, and it seems girls like to be miserable, kept on their toes and pretty much owned. They like having a guy tell them what they can and can’t do and they know that they made motherfucker snap and blame themselves, instead of doing what they should do and get the fuck out because shit is unhealthy.

We are not Rihanna, maybe leaving her poor family at 14 fucked her up and she found family in Brown, maybe she thinks she deserved it, maybe she think dude just glitched and that she needs to forgive him for fucking up, but I do know that girls out there should not take her lead and if anything should boycott her for not being more responsible.

We should also blame Diddy for bringing them together in his Miami home, the police system for not shooting brown and the poverty for making both these people think what they did is alright, bitch should walk the fuck away, because she just saw what dude is capable of and in a few months, when all this is blown over, when his sucking up and apology are a thing of the past, don’t be surprised if this ends up a murder suicide…..

It’s just too bad Rihanna is too weak to be alone, independent and all that shit because she’s got the money and pressure of the world to be smarter than she’s being and I still want to see this Chris Brown punk run the fuck over even if he successfully taught his woman a lesson.

Posted in:Abuse|Beat Down|Chris Brown|Miami|Rihanna

2009

03

Mar

Holly Madison and Her Ex-Playboy Tits of the Day

Here’s Holly Madison in some wholesome looking dress, you know one you’d expect to see your grandmother wear to her husband’s company’s summer picnic with a Jello Casserole she made from scratch in the 1950s with a smile on her face. You know in a time when she’d be fucking the mailman, the neighbor, some guy who works at her grocery store, while your mom was in school and your grandfather was at work fucking his secretary, molesting kids in his little league, dragging black people behind his pick-up truck, or even meeting in back alley’s to fag the fuck out. You know a simpler time, when people’s sleaze was swept under the fucking rug, when everyone played the white picket fence middle american dream, but were still sleazing out behind closed doors and that’s a lot more than I can say about Holly Madison, someone who publicly dated an old man because he was powerful and could give her a career, so maybe she’d be better off dressing in a crotchless leotard with arrows pointing to her box, because that receptacle is really her only asset, it’s what got her everything in life, from those fake tits to her Luis Vuitton and her career, house, car, friends, hair, tan, and everything in her life is just a product of that, so she should be showin’ some fuckin love and paying a tribute to what got her where she is instead of distracting us with them tits.

Posted in:Holly Madison|Tits

2009

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am watching Jimmy Fallon at a neighbor’s house and I want to kill myself. Justin Timberlake is substantially funnier than he is and The Late Show is officially dead. I think getting Justin Timberlake to sing his sponsor’s jingle was fucking desperate. I tried to twitter him offering him my services to at least let his show die leaving some kind of impact, but I think he’s just going to ignore me like everyone else does. Pretty unfortunate.

I came up with an amazing idea to have a pubic hair competition, the winner will get to keep my website, so send in pictures of your bush to my email address, but I want these to be pictures of your bush, not shit you find, because the bikini wax killed bush and want to bring it back for the sake of this contest, so if you have bush, take a picture of it and send it in. Let’s celebrate what lesbians, hippies have celebrating for decades.

Here are my links, and I know, none of you are going to send in pics of your bush, and I hate you for that.

Get girls naked and dancin’
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How About Some Wholesome Fun for the Whole Family?
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Are These Sluts Hot or Heavy?
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The 10 Hottest Video Game Whores
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Mash Up Television is For People With ADD Like Your Dumb Ass
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A Compliation of Fat People Doing Stupid Things
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Bianca Gascoigne Pubic Stubble Upskirt
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ScarJo is a D&G Whore
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Katy Perry is Picking Her Vagina
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Monica Belucci Purple Dress Hotness
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A Feel Good Video
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Some Sluts in Lingerie Will Always Make Mondays Better
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Mickey Mouse Breakdance Battle
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Inside the Mind of a Frat Boy Homo
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Butter Face Defined
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Amy Winehouse Attacked a Plane Passenger On Her Way Back to the Jolly Old
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This Jesus Dude Can’t Really Be Fucking Madonna
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Irina Sheik is Almost Naked
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Mascot Strips Down a Cheerleader
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lion Almost Takes Out a Hunter
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Katie Holmes Much Keep Her Photoshopping Team on Call
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Snow Boarder Versus Stairs
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Valerie Fucks a Girl in the Ass
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Wake Boarding Faceplant
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Awesome Web Cam Hottie
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Full Moon Mishap
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Melissa Theuriau is on Vacation in a Bikini
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This is The Worst Footbal (Not Soccer, You Fucks) Injury Ever
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Chanelle Hayes is Nude
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Curly Blonde Gets Nekkid
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Evangeline Lilly and Her Sweet Tits Are Staying on Lost
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Vesela Toteva in Maxim Magazine Bulgaria
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Iga Gets Down to Business
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Chris Brown Shows His Remorse By Riding a Jet Ski
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Sexy
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Meet Cougar Barbie
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Boobies on a Newscast
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You Have Been Caught!
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Duffy Hates Pants Too
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Now THIS is Kiddie Porn
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44 Porn Stars Who Twitter (With Galleries)
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A Fisting to End All Fistings
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Israeli High School Girls Jumping in Bikinis
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Some Emo Chick Naked and Posing…
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Jayde Nicole in Some Girl On Girl Nude Pics
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Some Weird Sexual Comic Series Called Ur Mom and Me….Weirdness
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15 Greek Sluts You Should Know….
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Sleepwalking Dog
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Some Jennifer Lopez Mullet Picture
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Some Naked Amateur in Fuck Me Boots
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Fast Food Calendar You’ve Probably Already Seen…
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Some Japanese Ice Cream Commercial With Tits…
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Hot Booty Shake Video…
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Some Craigslist Shit

Fart in My Face?
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Some Broadway Slut is Lookin’ For a Roommate.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Pro Nude Shots…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Getting Fat and Ugly of the Day

People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckin’ trailer piece of trash, or at least an aspiring one, she just got sidetracked over the years when making money and being a sex symbol to the world. Like Lady Gaga is a faggot, Pam Anderson is a piece of trash and I’d do the trash checklist, but really have no reason to, since you all know what trashy girls consist of, from the fake tan, fake lips, fake tits, cheesy tattoos, tacky clothes, rocker boyfriends, etc.

Now I just think she’s just letting nature take its natural course. For once, she hasn’t tried to intervene with surgery or the gym, because she’s tired, or at least looks tired so based on my medical experience, Pam Anderson’s not pregnant, she’s either menopausal or her pussy’s just clogged up with decades of sperm retention, stds and Tommy Lee’s cock ring / drum stick.

Posted in:Fat|Pam Anderson|See Through|Ugly

2009

02

Mar

Kanye West and His Lesbian of the Day

Kanye West took his new girlfriend out shopping, because buying her shit is the only reason she’s hanging out with him, it’s all part of the deal, along with fucking him up the ass like he was one of her lesbian lovers with her massive strap-on, but that’s just because it’s not as gay that way. I am having a debate with my stepdaughter right now who says she looks like a cheap hooker from the 90s from the neck down and like a dad from the neck up holding a life jacket in the event she has to jump off the fuckin’ boat and escape this asshole rappers wratch, while I just think she looks like a dyke about to go out and chop up some wood and plant an organic garden, because when you denounce dick, you’re only serious about it if you end all meat intake.

It really doesn’t matter, some rapper I met from NYC this weekend seems to think Jesus Walks is an epic song, that Kanye’s an amazing producer and that he just talks to much. I think Kanye’s an insecure little baby with sexual identity issues, trying to convince himself that all teh positive reinforcement his mom gave him was actually reality, even if he never really felt in in his heart.

Either way, Amber Rose is ugly, whether she’s a dyke or a hooker or just some groupie hipster bitch trying to get ahead and again, who really gives a shit.

Posted in:Kanye West|Lesbian

2009

02

Mar

Lady Gaga is Still a Man in Stupid Clothing of the Day

This just in, Lady Gaga is still fucking ugly. I have gone to tranny shows a few times in my life, not because I’m a queer or anything, but because there’s one above a strip club I go to sometimes, and I’ve accidentally gone upstairs a few times. I’ve also been approached by tranny whores soliciting sex, I’m talking drug addicted tranny whores trying to make some money for their next fix by sucking me off in an alley, I’ve been to gay bars where I used the lady’s bathroom for fear of getting aids in the orgy that is the men’s bathroom, and come face to face with some tranny’s, I’ve hung out with some gender bending weirdos because when you drink all the time and have no money, you end up in weird fucking places, and I will saw this, ever single one of them was hotter than this Lady Gaga whore. There is no way she isn’t a gay man, let’s do a faggot check list and see if she passes….

1- she has this electro pop shit down = faggot,
2- she wears outrageous costumes = faggot,
3- she loves attention = faggot,
4- she loves glamorous or seemingly glamorous things = faggot,
5- she’s pretentious = faggot
6- she’s into the party scene = faggot
7- she thinks she’s a fashion icon = faggot
8- she has an adam’s apple, ball bulge and is wearing a leotard = faggot.

That’s the end of my faggot check list, which may not be accurate, but if she does have a pussy, I want to see it, because as far as I am concerned it is IMPOSSIBLE….watch her back up dancers struggle picking her up part of the way through her performance. Good times.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

02

Mar

Ashlee Simpson Getting Taken From Behind of the Day

Remember when Ashlee Simpson was hot? Or right..She was never hot. Here she is showing off the only position she actually knows and that’s being taken from behind. I have a feeling it’s got a lot to do with her having a broken down face, but probably has something to do with her husband’s emo bisexuality and love for all things that aren’t a vagina. I hear she got pregnant because she cum-farted in her skull and cross bone underwear and some of the shrapnel sneaked into her cunt and clawed onto the walls of her uterus like Pete Wentz’s music clawed onto pop culture and never went the fuck away.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Slut

2009

02

Mar

Leanne Rimes and Her Gay Boyfriend of the Day

I hate Leanne Rimes and her husband. The are the obnoxious fitness couple who go to the gym, and for bike rides, jogs and weight lifting sessions before stopping for lunch at the gym to pick up a protein shake….while frowning on the rest of the world who eat fast food and enjoy sitting. You know the kind of girl who slowly morphs into a dude as her new found muscles turn her tits into a solid pec, her booty in a man’s ass and her clit into the size of a grown man’s thumb, a piece of information my little league coach used to tell me before making me jerk him off, but that’s not the point, the point is how her husband decides it’s just too hot to wear a t-shirt and just conveniently need to take it off to show the world my abs like I was a faggot in a gay bath house or some shit.

Posted in:Boyfriend|Gay|Leanne Rimes