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2009

16

Nov

Tyra Shows Halle Berry Her Feet of the Day

I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tyra Banks

2009

16

Nov

Model Lily Cole Gets Rejected from a Club of the Day

Lily Cole is one of those models who gets a ton of fucking work and thinks she’s all fucking that because she spent her entire youth as the tall awkward lookin’ bitch growing up, because she is tall and awkward, but some gaylord in a fashion company decided she had what he needed because she looked fucking strange and it worked with his concept, and all the fucking drones followed his lead giving her more and more work, making her more and more money, and feeding this ego that makes her think she’s not that awkward girl in her school, cuz someone who doesn’t fuck women gave her the stamp of approval and she gets paid for the fuckin’ shit.

So when I see her try to get into a club by the backdoor, because she thinks people care and know who she is, since she’s a model who shouldn’t be a model but who let being a model get to her head and make-up for all the teasing she grew up with, and she gets rejected, I have no choice but to laugh cuz it serves her right…it’s karma for being so ugly and stupidly dressed but thinking you’ve got it going on. I guess we call this a reality check…

If you don’t know who Lily Cole is – Here she is Modeling Naked.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lily Cole|Model|Rejection

2009

16

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Her Tits at Some Event of the Day

Blake Lively made the right choice when deciding what to wear at whatever event this is and I think that should be acknowledged because most girls don’t grasp the basic thing that makes them look hot when they leave that house and that’s wearing as little clothes as possible.

Blake Lively’s got a seriously shitty face, but put her in short shorts to show off her long legs and a blazer without a shirt like she was me on my way to a job interview showing off her fat tits makes me want to Gossip with her girl.

The whole thing makes me forget that I can’t stand this bitch or the show she is on or everything she encompasses as a person because she makes girls think they deserve the good life, pretty much eliminating me as a seducer, but the good news is that I’m too lazy to be a seducer and the better news is that you can jerk off to this bitch without even knowing the bitch or listening to her talk or having to stare into her weathered face wondering whether she’ll jump on your dick or not. Sex without contact makes for good times.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits

2009

16

Nov

Jenny Mollen and Ellen Woglom Topless for TV of the Day

I had never heard of either of these whores before today, but I figured since they were getting topless on TV shows that I’ve never heard of becuase they are spin-offs of movies that won an Academy Award called Crash because it touched on racism and LA that I’ve never seen because I just asshumed some asshole greased the Academy with either money or bribes that would ruin some of the judges lives or some shit…is worth noticing…because tits on TV is a relatively new concept that I’d like to see stick around, because I remember a time Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue’s bare ass got fucking censored and was consider too explicit despite being totally offensive…and because I love seeing bottom feeding actresses who I know would rather stay clothed but need work so they get naked…

Either way, it turns out that one of these bitches is named Jenny Mollen and she is married to Jason Biggs. She was on a show called Angel, so you virgins are probably excited that the man who taught you it was okay to fuck pies is married to a girl you used to think about when fucking those pies….I guess she’s trying to pave her own way and make her own money because the idea of letting Jason Biggs get her pregnant scares her as it is not part of the get famous quick plan that marrying him was a huge part of…or maybe it is real love and he’s broke from burning all his American Pie money on Horseracing and bootlegging liquor. Who really gives a fuck…I know I don’t…

The other bitch is named Ellen Woglom chick is a solid 10 years younger than Mrs Biggs. She is just starting out and her IMDB screams doing as much nudity as possible to get noticed because your gigs aren’t saying much about your capabilities as an actor…..
Now here are those clips from the show Crash.

Jenny Mollen:

Ellen Woglom:

Posted in:Ellen Woglom|Jenny Mollen|Topless

2009

16

Nov

Christina Ricci and her Tit Window of the Day

I’m not sure if I see nipple through the window Christina Ricci had built into her dress to prove to us that she didn’t amputate all of her tit and still has enough to get by, but I think I do. I guess when she decided it was time to slaughter her tits a few years ago because she had an eating disorder and they didn’t compliment the anorexic body she was looking for since child stars are all fucked in the head like Michael Jackson, she instructred the plastic surgeon to keep them on, because having nippleless tits like Barbie is for Breast Cancer survivors and not 20 somethings who will need to get naked on screen for the rest of her life in order to get work since she’s no quite as cute as she was in Mermaids, The Addam’s Family and Casper, you know back when she was relevant and even an “It” girl and I don’t really give a fuck either way but maybe you do and I guess that’s why I do this.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Christina Ricci|cleavage

2009

16

Nov

Eliza Dushku Showing Off her Black Lovin’ Panties of the Day

I still haven’t figured out how Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox fuck. It’s not like she’s a typical woman black dudes go after, you know who are fat or built strong enough to take their big dicks, but can only assume Rick Fox has a small penis, otherwise Dushku would be getting pushed in a wheelchair in these pictures after he ripped her the fuck apart. I mean I guess she could have a huge cock fetish because she’s got a vagina built to handle the shit, I mean she did get famous somehow and I don’t think sitting on a producers desk fucking champagne bottles bottoms first is that unrealistic of one of her stunts, but it doesn’t matter because I don’t find her hot anymore, not because she’s gone black, since that shit never fucked with my ego like it does for white people, but because she’s wearing nude colored panties. I’m sure there’s nothing specifically wrong with nude colored panties, but I’m guessing someone like my grandmother or teacher who molested me or someone in my past used to wear, cuz whenever I see a bitch in them, or flashing their whale tail while bending over in them, I get sick to my stomach a lot like how you feel when dealing with the fact that your celebrity crush from the late 90s, the one who’s face is silkscreened to your pillow case is getting railed by a brother when you’re sitting at home reading this bullshit. Loser.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|Panties

2009

16

Nov

Joanna Krupa Naked for Playboy of the Day

joanna krup playboy

Joanna Krupa has been trying to solidify herself as famous or relevant by taking her clothes off for the last 8 years and the best job that she’s got in all those years is a gig on Dancing with the Stars, something designed for has-beens who had no more hope of making a comeback or having a career but did have a lot of time on their hands and were desperate to find something to keep themselves busy due to the suicidal thoughts they were constantly having and their therapists orders because otherwise they’d be found hanging from the rafters, cuz they sold their soul to the devil so many years ago, thinking their peak was just the beginning and nothing would get lower than that and now they are paying like they were Lindsay Lohan by humilating themselves thru dance.

So instead of being someone who became a nobody holding on for sanity on a show that happened to get famous, she was an actual nobody who figured the show would help get her out having no work, despite her willingness to show off her fake tits, since she did spend her yearly income on them in hopes of making more money as a bottom feeder, you know titties as a tool to get noticed….and now she’s doing December 2009 Playboy, because when people are watching and you are a household name for the first time in your life…you gotta pull all the stops and really saturate the market with you.

The only problem I have with this bitch getting naked for fame like she always had, hopefully with a better outcome now that she’s a household name, is that she’s not flashing her fucking pussy.




Posted in:Fake Tits|Joanna Krupa|Naked|Playboy

2009

16

Nov

Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy.

Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.

The real point of all this is to say I think I love Britney’s mom of two body. Sure she’s on a strict diet and workout program and her nights are spent dancing her ass off like well oiled machine on its last legs that she is, and I know the second that stops she’ll look like a real white trash southern mom is supposed to, but until that happens we should take this in and love it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Australia|Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

16

Nov

Two Miss Universe Contestants in a Sex Tape of the Day

Hiroko Mima, Sex Tape, Miss Universe, Anya Ayoung Chee

So I guess these two girls weren’t happy with the level of fame being in a Miss Universe Pageant got them back in 2008 because no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe Pageants, so they stepped it the fuck up by releasing the sex tape shot of them fucking the photographer last year at the Pageant in Vietnam and like all sex tapes, it has ended up on the internet.

One of the sluts is Miss Trinidad and Tobago named Anya Ayoung Chee and the other is Miss Japan named Hiroko Mima and here are the clips of their threesom, facials, anal and whatever the fuck else went on in the video since I didn’t watch all of it, but I did watch it long enough to notice the same tattoo on one of the girls as in her picture, pretty much proving that it is her, since tattoos are the only way to tell asian people apart.

The world is filled with whores, I’m not too upset about that….These videos are PORN and NSFW….Obviously…It’s a fucking sex tape….


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VIDEOS REMOVED CUZ I DIDN’T WANT TO GET SUED BUT TRY GOOGLE or THIS SITE
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Here are the pictures of these girls for you to do the comparision yourself and I will anxiously await the lawyers letters to take the shit down, which is all part of the fun of the internet, cuz this shit’s already done the fucking rounds. Good times, but not as good of a time as what went down for the photog during the Miss Universe Pageant…

Anya Ayoung Chee

Hiroko Mima

Posted in:Anya Ayoung Chee|Hiroko Mima|Miss Japan|Miss Trinidad|Miss Universe|Sex Tape

2009

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the entire day with some single, 35 year old woman who I could tell was dying for cock at the dive bar that I was at. It’s like at a certain age some hormone kicks in and bitches just don’t get selective about the dick they take in, they just want to take it in. It’s like their uterus screams at them to fill its walls with semen and although it is funny to watch, especially when the obviously unattractive chick is trying to be sexy, whether with her dance or the way she drinks her drink or sucks her lollipop, and it’s also rewarding when you cum all over their faces, not that I did, because I can’t get it up, but I promise you that I seriously tried.

Here are my stepLINKS…..


This Video of Katie Price on Chelsea Handler is Amazing For So Many Reasons
GO

Because I’m Sure Your Week Was As Pathetic and Depressing As Mine Was
Actually, Yours Was Probably Worse
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So That One Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Has Multiplied Into Eight.
This Shit is Gonna Leak Sooner or Later, Mark My Words
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Shakira’s Sexiest Pics
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Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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I Can’t Decide If I Would Bang Renee Zellweger
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SOMEBODY BUY ME A SMART MOP RIGHT NOW!!
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Abigail Clancy is Making the Fuck Me Eyes
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Say Hello to Pania Rose
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – You’re Under Arrest
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Janice Dickinson Is Over The Hill And I Can’t Imagine What Her Vagina Looks Like
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I’ll Give Emily Rossum Something to Suck On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Halle Berry Is Amazing, Even If It Means Sitting Through a Bit of Tyra Banks
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Marisa Miller Cosmo Shoot 2009
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Bridget is in Fishnets
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Pole Dance Wedding Fail
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Girl Treats Her Pussy to a Little Fisting Action
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Yeah So Maybe Calling 911 and Dirty Talking the Operator Isn’t The Best Idea?
(SERIOUSLY, DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED)
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Lucia is Oh So Busty
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Cléo Pires and Juliana Pae for Arezzo
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Melissa Lauren Has Some Alone Time
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Olga Pavlova Provides Some Excellent Eye Candy
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Mischa Barton is Topless/Covered
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love the Girl on Girl Action
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Krissy’s Body is a Work Of Art. FACT.
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That’s Right Kim, Put It In Your Mouth
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Lucky Lesbians Kina Kai and Camryn Kliss
(Say That 5 Times Fast)
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Sunny Leone Loses Her ingerie
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Obviously These Ladies Like to Show They Love Their Country
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Some Body Paint Babes
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Peaches and Ivette Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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American Curves Seems Like My Type of Magazine
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Some Wasted Chick Pisses Her Dress, The Rips It Off
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That Aquarium Looks Like It Needs Some Water
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Celebrities Doing Drugs! A Video Collection
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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Romanian Lady Goes Crazy on Live TV
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Kelly Osbourne Looks Like a Doll I’d Like to Fuck
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CHECK THIS OUT! ONE OF JENNA JAMESON’S EARLIEST PORN PHOTO SHOOTS … FUCK, SHE WAS SO HOT!
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WWE DIVA ASHLEY MASSARO IN THE NUDE
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Posted in:stepLINKS