I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

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