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2008

02

Apr

Tiffany Amber Thiessen Vacation Pictures of the ay

It looks like when you’re Saved By The Bell, you’re not saved from middle-aged weight gain. I always had a feeling that this bitch had too much of a body at a young age to fight the inevitable which is that it just doesn’t stop until your hit by a bus while trying to cross the street on your state issued disability scooter, but the good news for Tiffani Amber is that she’s made enough money to not that phase her and that allows her to go romp around in her bikini “cliff” jumping with the girls like adult life was summer camp all the fuckin’ time.

I know she’s not that fat, but give her a couple years because my keen eye sees that shit coming faster than you do – pretty much anytime a girl offers you sex. It’s called pre-premature ejaculation and happens before the girl even gets naked for you. It’s pretty sad, but you could be worse off, at least that’s what you can tell yourself to make the pain less painful.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

02

Apr

Tiffani Amber Thiessen Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

It looks like when you’re Saved By The Bell, you’re not saved from middle-aged weight gain. I always had a feeling that this bitch had too much of a body at a young age to fight the inevitable which is that it just doesn’t stop until your hit by a bus while trying to cross the street on your state issued disability scooter, but the good news for Tiffani Amber is that she’s made enough money to not that phase her and that allows her to go romp around in her bikini “cliff” jumping with the girls like adult life was summer camp all the fuckin’ time.

I know she’s not that fat, but give her a couple years because my keen eye sees that shit coming faster than you do – pretty much anytime a girl offers you sex. It’s called pre-premature ejaculation and happens before the girl even gets naked for you. It’s pretty sad, but you could be worse off, at least that’s what you can tell yourself to make the pain less painful.

Posted in:Bikini|Fun|Tiffani Amber Thiessen|Vacation

2008

02

Apr

Janice Dickinson Stays Active of the Day

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I think after doing this site for close to 4 years, I have finally come to terms with the fact that I am some kind of sick pervert with major psychological issues. I don’t really feel bad about it because I am not hurting anyone in the process and after talking to people over the years realize that my sick demented perversions are like kindergarden on the scale of perversion. I am like when you get with with a girl and she sticks her finger in your ass or wants to roll play on the most basic level and not perverted when a girl starts busting out strap ons or introducing trannies to the bedroom or making you pretend to be her dad by wearing his favorite sweater and doing it on his favorite chair while he watches. It is tame and harmless and unfortunately for me it finds Janice Dickinson pretty fuckin’ hot, even with her old lady skin hanging off her skinny little body. She looks tight for an old lady, which may not be saying much because I can guarantee that vagina is like a Yaros, built from the inside out and perfect for bringing home your groceries, but there’s just something about her that is hot.

I guess her stamina is also part of the reason I want to watch her fuck. All this running around and shit and she didn’t drop dead from a heart attack or stroke. I hear a lifetime of eating disorders, drug and alcohol abuse destroys hearts, but I guess those scientists were wrong. Even though, I know that anytime I have a coke binge or drink too much or even smoke one too many cigars, the thought of getting off my couch makes my heart skip a couple of beats and leaves me out of breath and clinging to my wife’s thigh for the life of me – like shit’s all about to end…it never does though…unfortunately.

Posted in:Active|Bikini|Hot|Janice Dickinson

2008

02

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does Assless Pants of the Day

Looks like Gisele is working the next big Gay Pride Parade and these are pictures from the photoshoot to promote the big day. I always found her hard face a little manly, but had no idea that she was a lady boy from Brazil, despite being far too familiar with Brazilian lady boys but that’s a story I am planning on taking with me to the grave. I guess it’s good to see her breaking out of her shell and letting us all know about her alternative lifestyle by throwing on a pair of her friend who died of AIDS last year’s favorite pair of pants….living a lie is always a huge weight on your shoulders that often times needs to be broken down, despite how embarrassing it is for you and your family. I’m talking to you closet case.

Either way, if Gisele is your thing, here’s her ass in a pair of Gay Village special assless jeans that always throw me the fuck off when they walk by me on a big muscular dude in a leather vest, but may make you a little uncomfortable when you cum all over your lucky pair of underwear…weirdo.

Posted in:Ass|Assless|Gisele Bundchen|Pants

2008

02

Apr

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jewish Girl Outfit of the Day

Since being hacked, I can’t upload images but had these ones already uploaded last week but never posted them because they suck. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to revisit last week, when Michelle Trachtenberg was on the set of Gossip Girl because I guess she landed a job, finally.

The reason I bothered with this pictures in the first place was because I had a feeling you are one of those virgin losers who loves Buffy and I was trying to make fun of you but realized it wasn’t funny and still isn’t so I backburnered the shit. I guess I could talk about her Jewish Outfit of the Day but since she’s Jewish, it’s just standard uniform and would be like making fun of a cop for dressing in a cop uniform or an arab for wearing his bed sheets.

I guess until I get the site up, this is the best I can do for you. Deal with it.

Posted in:Jewish Outfit of the Day|Michelle Trachtenberg

2008

02

Apr

Lindsay Lohan on TMZ Talking About Lindsay Lohan of the Day

I hate TMZ. I think it’s gotta do with the fame hungry people’s court lawyer who runs it and looks like he’s got some kind of diva ego that requires his personal assistant to lick his ass clean after he takes a shit to remind him how important he is to the world, because even he knows he’s a fuckin’ joke, all while counting all his money.

Now the real reason I hate TMZ is because the staff rip apart celebrities all day but the second one of them comes into the office and pretty much makes fun of how pathetic their lives are they act all star struck and giggle at her stupid jokes. These are the kind of people who feel like they’ve made it because they are on TV but know that they are useless and just riding some kind of wave, because like the woman who worked the cash when Lohan was buying her Cheerios, they will go home to tell their friends how cool it was to meet Lohan, until tomorrow when they are back to making fun of her.

I guess i just like people with a spine, if I met Lohan I’d try to finger her, I wouldn’t try to retract anything I said or laugh at her stupid jokes like some star struck teen meeting Hannah Montana, it’s about keeping it real and this video proves that TMZ is just some candy coated shit that is far too popular for their own good. I guess the only hope for them is that a plane crashes into their offices while filming…hopefully the terrorists realize that their next hit on America shouldn’t be on the financial industry but on Hollywood because that’s really where all the problems started.

That said, Lohan looks like a middle aged mom at soccer practice or some shit, I guess that’s what happens when you have numerous unwanted pregnancies and abortions….each one adds to the uterus bank making tricking her body into thinking thatit’s actually brought one of those bastards to term, I guess it could also be the cocaine…shit rapes faces but I like my theory that makes absolutely no sense better.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|TMZ

2008

02

Apr

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a video that’s surfaced, but is probably from a while ago, of Dita Von Teese dyking out on video with a strap on. I hate Dita Von Teese, she does tame bullshit burlesque shit and looks like a vampire from the 1800s and that makes me feel uncomfortable because all I keep thinking is that bitch doesn’t wash, has the plague and shit’s in a chamber pot in her brothel boudoir or some shit.

I don’t know if this is news because I feel like I’ve seen her pussy before but blocked it out of my mind because I knew she was fucking Marilyn Manson. I remember she did Playboy and was internet famous before her celebrity really hit and now you can watch her rockin a strap on because lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you and unfortunately a hell of a lot better lookin than the lesbians I know who want to rip my dick off in some kind of victorious win for women everywhere, but that’s not really saying much because those lesbians are taking male hormones and have hair on their chests and clits the size of a really small penis. True story.

Here’s the Article
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Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Lesbian|Porn|Sex Tape|Video

2008

02

Apr

Max Mosley’s Nazi Sex Tape with 5 Hookers of the Day

I know this hit the internet yesterday but figured I’d post it because I feel the same way as Mosley in his fetish sex video with 5 hookers reenacting the Nazi regime because he’s obviously got some serious fuckin sexual issues and even if you thought Schindlers List was porn because there was a naked emaciated women in it, you don’t live that shit out with hookers like some kind of weirdo.

My site’s been hacked for the fourth time this month and I haven’t been able to access it all morning, at by morning I mean since noon because I am a slob and sleep in, but I’ve come to a point where everything that can go wrong with the site has gone wrong so I am not very phased by being hacked, it’s become expected and part of doing the site.

Reality is that I appreciated the post because I didn’t have anything lined up for the morning and it made for some good content. I am happy he didn’t delete any of my archives because if he did, I probably would have given up the site. I am weak like that and feel more like a donkey lugging it’s last load up a mountain before having a heart attack than a donkey lugging it’s first load up the mountain. I realize that analogy sucked but you get what I am saying, what I hope you don’t get is off to this video because it’s about as hot as the rash on your dick from all the masturbating you’ve done this week.

Either way, I feel like a whore involuntarily letting men inside my most sacred place, but not minding it so much when they are there because it makes me feel wanted and loved. I am glad the H4X0R didn’t delete anything and was just showing me that he could delete shit, that was pretty good of him because I would have totally redirected the site to a gay porn site or something funnier than that because I know gay porn is kinda your thing.

Posted in:Max Mosley|Scandal|Sex Tape

2008

02

Apr

Your site isn’t safe dude…

Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.

Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
You may contact me @ phpserver@gmail.com.

Thankyou.
Kuhz1n.

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2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I tried doing a stupid April Fool’s joke because I am light hearted like that and decided it would be funny to forward DrunkenStepfather.com to Disney.com since they do smut now, to some religious organization since they hate smut and to a womens rights group because they hate me and always shit on me for being some kind of woman hater.

So I linked to some womensorganization.org site and within 15 minutes we blew up the server and shut down the site, sorry for that but serves your right for getting out of the kitchen and thinking you can take on a man’s job. Next thing you know women are going to be CEOs, construction workers, lawyers and doctors.

Here’s a screenshot of my April Fools Joke that backfired by accident but turned out to be a lot funnier than it was intended to be but probably not so funny for some battered wife in desperate need of advice the hit the site at the same time I fucked it up.

Either way, here are my links:

The New Miss England in a Bikini is a Fuckin’ Tank
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Not Pregnant Just Fat
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Coco Shakes Her Ass On Video
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Behind the Scene Photoshoot With a Slut Named Becky Rule
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Say Hello to Jen, The Girl Next Door
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Bake Some Dog Poop Cookies For Your Loved Ones!
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Plenty of Sex At Your Disposal, Virgin
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F-1 President Max Mosley Sex Tape Leak. Way To Go, Gramps!
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When I See Sluts Like This, I Realize Why They Don’t Let People Like us into Clubs….It’s Because We’d Rape Them
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I Think It’s Time You Get a Lady To Show You Her Tits That Isn’t Your Mom
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Real Girls Are Hot Too
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This Commercial Almost Makes Me Want to Buy New Underwear…but then I Realize I Like Beer Better
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Cindy Crawford is a Hot Old Lady
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Lauren Conrad Was Invited to the WhiteHouse. Audrina Partridge is Probably Taking Nude Pictures Somewhere….
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Believe the Hype: Naked Chicks Are ALL They Are Cracked Up to Be..You Should Try One Out….
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Some Russian Whores Have a Street Fight
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Woody Allen is Suing American Apparel
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Her Name is Anna Tatangelo and She’s a Popstar in Italy Now Topless for Max Magazine
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100 Best Real Boobs
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Top Ten Celebrity Hard Nipples
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Some Naked Big Breasted Amateur
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Paris Hilton’s Surf Instructor Makes a Movie That Isn’t About Her Nipples
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Brianna Frost Face Plants on a Pole Dance
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Lesbian Video Of the Day
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Is this the Chick from ROCK OF LOVE Showing Her Vagina?
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Rihanna Nipple Peak at the Teen Choice Awards Seems Pretty Appropriate
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Jenna Jameson is a Zombie Stripper and a Pornstar..What can’t She Do
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Sara Larson Escorting Clooney to an Event in a Short Dress that Will Probably End Up on the Bathroom Floor cuz She’s Just that Kind of Girl
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Some Girl From Hip Hop Videos Shows Off Her Crazy Booty
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Shanna Moakler Turns 53 or at Least Her Vagina Does….
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Make Your Own Beer Bong
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Some Mariah Carey Being Her Slut Self
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Selena Spice Has Some Fun Cuz She’s A Whore
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Cunt Punching!
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Fuck With Your Friends Computer via Pop-Ups
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More Porn Than You Got Under Your Bed
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The Young, Annoying Bitch From Party of Five Gallery
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Bowling Ball Oops Video
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Melissa George is a Whore While Posing with Some Ugly Guy
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Jack Nicholson Is Looking More Like ME Every Single Day…I Told You I Was a Movie Star
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Commercial of the Day
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Tiffany Brookes Makes Me Wanna Move to The South…Actually Everything Makes me Want to Move to the South….Even the Fat Grits Eating Women….
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Trigger Happy Compilation
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Can You See Me Now?
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Carol Alt is 47 and is Lookin’ Okay By Me….But That’s Not Saying Much….Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mercedes Terrell Posing Half Naked
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A Best of Celebrity Nip Slips Compilation
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Bar Rafaeli is Getting Her Pic Taken in a Bikini
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick’s TITs
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FROM THE FORUM

Andrew W K
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Michael McDonald
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How Torrents Work
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Music Compilations Continued
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College Style Dance
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Stripper Dodgeball
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Stripper in Training
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A Problem I Can Certainly Relate Too
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Sponge
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The Runaways
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More King Crimson
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The Animals
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The Classical Music Thread
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More Teachers Having Sex With Students
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Silicone Implants for Men!
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Show Your Tattoos
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Cassandra Calogera
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Caroline Pierce – Ass Parade
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Sienna West – MILF Soup
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